THIS Would NEVER Happen

August 26, 2010 by Maria

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Hi, Boob Lovers!

I want to make a few things very clear about the illustration above:

  1. NO one grabs my tits at work.
  2. The above is a LAWโ€ฆunless it’s a hot chick, then it is OKAY.
  3. If Dave and Elliot EVER do this is in REAL LIFE, I would knock them both out.

These things being said, I took a long time thinking about whether or not to post this piece of fan art by our friend H.D. from Germany. I thought to myself, “Self, are we sending out the message that we grope each other here at SCORE? That it is okay to grope me?” After much deliberation and heckling from the staff here, I decided to laugh it off and post this picture. As always, I am very impressed by H.D.’s talent. I also think that Dave looks a little bit elf’ish and that Elliot looks a little bit like a Vulcan, but that makes the tit-groping part more bearable. lol

However, I prefer when H.D. draws me solo, like in the photo below. I would like to thank him for the belt, which I love! And also for the gratuitous hard nipples, which really give the drawing a little extra something, I think. ๐Ÿ™‚

Enjoy this fan art and for all of you artists out there, we encourage that you send your art in!

xoxo

Maria

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21 responses to “THIS Would NEVER Happen”

  1. viggo says:

    Imagine if other editors would pose naked on their covers! :/

  2. Maria says:

    Very Flattering ๐Ÿ˜€ thanks guys.
    How about instead of posing for V-mag, I just keep being the editor of it and bringing you sexy, curvy naturals, eh?
    Win-Win if you ask me. lol

  3. Micky says:

    Maria, I mean this in the most flattering way. I’d drink your bath water.

  4. FrankNZ says:

    Gee, nothing like a happy tit-grabbing work environment. You’ve given me some new ideas for the weekly staff meeting. I’ll let you know how it goes…

    Maria, you’re much hotter in the solo pic. And you just keep us guessing, babe. Sometimes the fantasy in itself has to be good enough!

  5. Jack says:

    Hey Maria,

    Thanks for the posting – HD is an incredible talent .. I think he canptured Dave and Eliiot perfectly ๐Ÿ™‚

    Sometimes we can take ourselves too seriously, I think your posting this pictures, just shows what a remarkable woman you really are !

    Thanks for all the work you three do !

  6. blackbull1970 says:

    Maria, its time for you to do a pictorial.

    The thirst is strong…we need to see them boobs of yours ASAP!

  7. frederickus says:

    Maria, you could easily be on the cover of Voluptuous! Why not?

  8. Dan says:

    I agree with Jay Maria.
    You are a cutie and I also would not mind a sweet little pictorial of you.

  9. Elliot James says:

    Maria: @brian: I believe that Dave and Elliot are available for bad fucking. lol

    No thanks, Maria. Beam me outta here.

  10. Jay says:

    @Maria: Don’t be so modest. Its obvious from the other guys’ responses that I’m not the only one that thinks you are hot.

  11. Pablo says:

    Sorry E.. You look like a Vulcan alright. Live Long and Fuck er… Well you guys are the ones that come with the clever names…..So im not gonna try. Dave Looks like that guy from TV show “the Greatest american hero” (kudos if you know this one Maria). And Maria Well, She looks awesome. But I don’t think that even at a porn company that would be cool. especially the ass grabbing..

  12. Maria says:

    @viggo: I KNOW! I LOL’ed like crazy when I first saw it.
    @panhype: TY!
    @Rich: Thanks very much.
    @Lethal: LOL Dream that impossible dream. ๐Ÿ™‚
    @Jay: I’m not worth a whole pictorial. I’m not that big a deal, I swear.
    @brian: I believe that Dave and Elliot are available for bad fucking. lol

  13. Rich says:

    You look great in both pictures Maria. Very cool to see the artist was able to capture your beauty and amazing smile.

  14. Lethal Intent says:

    @Maria: Your boobs look so good in your tops…even in these pictures.

    *Sigh* Now if only just one time, we could get a shot of your boobs without anything covering them. ๐Ÿ™

    What? A man can dream, can’t he?

  15. Jay says:

    I like the drawings. In fact, they’ve inspired me to ask a question that has been bouncing around in my head for quite some time. When is Maria going to get her own pictorial?

  16. panhype says:

    Haha! PRICELESS! Love your comments, Maria.

  17. brian says:

    2 cool guys i trade place with any time and a hot sweeet woman i love to fuck so bad!!!!!!!!!!

  18. viggo says:

    HA-HA that first drawing is so funny!!!

  19. Elliot James says:

    More like a cling-on than a Vulcan. I’d rather be a Romulan. Their ships are cooler.

  20. Allie Q says:

    I’m glad you decided to post it! :p

  21. Dave says:

    There are many disturbing things about that drawing, but what’s really disturbing is that Elliot has his hand on my ass.โ€“Dave