One in four lapdancers have a college degree

September 13, 2010 by Elliot James
A dollar? What a cheap cocksucker.

A dollar? What a cheap cocksucker.

Lapdancing in the United Kingdom is relatively new, at least compared to the USA. A recent study by Dr. Teela Sanders and Kate Hardy from the University of Leeds found that one in four British dancers have a college degree while 14% are using strip clubs to finance their undergraduate education. I love these studies. They uncover so much pure data.

Hardy and Sanders say the 300 dancers they quizzed reported high levels of job satisfaction, the majority listing flexibility as the main attraction of working in a strip club. Dr. Sanders cites the “endless supply of women” becoming strippers. “These women are incredibly body confident. I think there is something of a generational cultural difference. These young women do not buy the line that they are being exploited because they are the ones making the money out of a three-minute dance and a bit of a chat.”

Hardy and Sanders did call for better government regulation to improve dancers’ safety, like banning private rooms to reduce the danger to dancers from shady customers. Unemployed college graduates who couldn’t find jobs with their degrees in the lousy economy made up a large percentage of the dancers they surveyed. (I don’t think the recession has increased the ranks of big-boobed girls in modeling.)

So support higher education. Buy a lap dance this week. Because a behind is a terrible thing to waste.

And if you see a SCORE-sized pair of knockers on a dancer, please tell her about the BeASCOREModel scholarship program.

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3 responses to “One in four lapdancers have a college degree”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    yes but never saw lindsey in there, have seen her tho in a bar in the west end about 1998,,she had a bit of an enterouge with her tho 6 or 7 big guys,,think her sister was with her to…. she looks even more stunning in real life…. she had some asian guy with her who we were told was her boyfriend at time but cant confirm that…

  2. Elliot James says:

    Ever been to Circus Tavern? That was a main place to see Linsey in the late 90s, early 2000’s.

  3. ca united kingdom says:

    lots of lap dance clubs here in the UK but most wont give full contact dance,,they dance and strip a few feet infront of you and theres no touching allowed… i find them dissapointing and expensive for what you get…. ive found some good clubs on a recent T&A tour i did in Ireland where its a full lap dance and you can suck there tits and rub there pussies through their panties,,again bloody expensive but better value….. i save hard for my bi-yearly T&A tour,,been doing them now for 10 years….