Riddle me this, Boobman

September 16, 2010 by Elliot James
Would make a good cellmate.

Would make a good cellmate.

If love is blind, why is lingerie popular?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

If women put on a pair of panties, a pair of glasses and a pair of shorts, why don’t they put on a pair of bras?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Why is a women’s prison called a penal facility?

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7 responses to “Riddle me this, Boobman”

  1. juanito says:

    todas las mamitas de scoreland estan lindisimasssss

  2. viggo says:

    Elliot, as much as i’d like to take your job away from you, i don’t think you
    should (or could) become a doctor. With all the tits and asses and pussys that
    walks by you every day at work, your brain must be fried by now!

  3. Spark says:

    Bra is the abbreviation of “brassiere” which in French means “child’s vest”…. Which makes even less sense!! LOL

  4. Dan says:

    Do they call tit-fucking in Moscow “Russian”?
    Are bra designers gay or just horny all the time (or more than the guys who work at The Score Group)?

  5. Cherry Brady says:

    Instead of calling them bras, we should call them slings, ie: “I need a new pair of slings.” or “Put your slings on dear, we have company.”

    And at least it is called a penal institution, not penile institution. LOL!

  6. Elliot James says:

    Hey, Viggo. If I had become a doctor, then you would have been proud of me?

  7. viggo says:

    So Elliot, this is all you did at work today? Coming up with these questions.
    Busy day at work!
    I think i would be great if i got your job for a day! Unless i caught sight
    of a pair of boobs!
    😀