Suckers
Do we need to tell you her name?
There are many benefits to busty girls sucking or licking lollipops or popsicles. The greatest benefit is to me, of course, but this blog is not about me. The fact is, pop sucking helps stimulate the immune system, a great benefit to a girl’s tits. You see, sucking lollipops stimulates the production of saliva, a substance that protects teeth from decay, adjusts the mouth’s acidity levels and keeps harmful bacteria from growing. Sucking also increases the flow of oxygen. More oxygen intake means a better immune system and a stronger metabolism. All of this means a healthier chest and tits.
If more girls imitated Brandy, this would be a better world.
Psychologically, when a big-boobed girl sucks on a lollipop, occasionally taking it out of her mouth to lick her lips, her levels of mental and physical tension automatically decrease. Stress affects all girls. Some girls reach for a cigarette to lower this stress. No good. Others wipe out an entire chocolate cake in one sitting. Not good either. Some bite their fingernails. Nah. Messy. Yech.
Popsicles are an okay alternative to lollipops.
Sucking on a lollipop can relieve the stress and anxiety of modern life while providing a health kick to the day. If more large-chested girls would suck on lollipops, they would feel less nervous and stressed out. So I urge all busty women to stock up on the pops and keep them handy.
When I was a hippie, I used to hand out single flowers to the larger-breasted women I’d see. Now I often hand out lollipops to them instead and try to explain the benefits of sucking them. Yes, I’ve had a few issues with mall security, but that’s a small price to pay. Yes, lollipops hurt more than flowers when a girl throws one at you, especially when you get nailed in the eye, but again, if even one buxom girl will pick up the lollipop-sucking habit, my work is done.
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