Poolside: Wetter IS better
Ines Cudna is hot. Ines Cudna in a pool is COOL.
There is a scene in one of my favorite movies, Zoolander, where Ben Stiller’s character is in a commercial as a Merman and he says, “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
Plumper Tyler is clearly enjoying her pool time.
Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.
Well, I cannot agree with that statement more. I LOVE WET TITTIES! (I have often said I love wet lesbians, too. What can I say? I love H2O and hooters!)
And while my colleague Elliot “Boob Jedi” James will wax poetic about the greatness of Wet T-Shirts, and even though sometimes moisture can be funny (As in the case of this Christy Marks’ video!), I the BEST way to see wet titties is in the pool. Something about a sexy lady and her ginormous knockers in the pool makes me fucking horny. All that wetness. All those beads of water cascading down nipples and tummies and heading to crevices unkwown…whew! It makes my, um, mouth water. 🙂
I mean, take a look at Ines Cudna up there. Look at Tyler to the left and Maggie Green to the right. Don’t they look happy to be wet? Don’t you want to jump right in and take a swim with their sucklers? I mean, think about being in a pool all alone; not so much fun. But, if you add a busty babe, all of a sudden you want to swim forever like Michael Phelps.
I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.
And I happen to think that busty babes are made for the water, I mean, they come with their own floatation devices. The minute they turn over on their backs, like Ashley Sage in the Nov. ’09 V-Mag, their floppers float up over the water. Do their fun bags keep these ladies buoyant? WHO CARES? I happen to think that they look pretty marvelous sticking up out of the water like that.
Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration
And not to mention that when you are in the pool, everything is lighter. Think about lifting a curvy girl on dry land and mounting her on your dick. As fun as it sounds, it is a labor of love. (And who wants to throw their back out while fucking? Hmm?) But you take that same curvy gal and lift her in a pool and she’s lightweight and maneuverable, all the better for your dick. Fucking in a pool takes water aerobics to a whole new level of fun.
That’s why I am an advocate of pool-time perkies. The models enjoy swimming around and, hell, I enjoy watching them do it. Don’t you? The same just can’t be said for beach shoots. Sure, the girls look hot rolling around on the sand, but have you ever tried to fuck in the sand? (Just the thought of sand up places where it ain’t supposed to be makes me cringe.) I say MORE poolside shoots in SCORELAND because WETTER is always BETTER.
-Maria
Linsey and I could do some synchronized swimmin'!
Tags: Ashley Sage Ellison, floating tits, Ines, Ines Cudna, Linsey, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Maggie Green, Nov. '09 V-mag, pools, poolside, swimming pools, Tawny Peaks, Tyler Banks, wet tits, wetness, wetter
Categories: Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, Tit Tricks
wow that pic of L.D.M. has just become my newest go to pic…. awesome……
I’m surprised Maria didn’t include a pic of Kerry Marie here.
Even wearing a pantyhose and that red and gold bra, she made that set so hot.
One of my favorite Kerry Marie sets.
That aside, i think you’re on to something here Maria.
Remember that scene from Police Academy (number 4 maybe), where the
policewoman with the big boobs jumped into the pool and her
white t-shirt became seethrough and she shouted:
“Now who want’s to rescue me”?
Ines looks beautiful as always, but that picture of Ashley Sage just might be my favorite photograph of all time! Jesus christ she looks beautiful, and that water just makes those eyes look even bluer! She is a dream come true! Excellent choice for a photo, and an excellent blog post! Thanks Maria!!
Kerry Marie in a pool was simply scorching, im surprised when she was in the pool it wasn’t boiling over