I was watching that new show Griselda on Netflix the other night, and although I didn’t care much for it, I did like the way it showcases Sofia Vergara’s boobs. She wears a lot of outfits that showcase her tits and bends over quite a bit, too. So I might watch the show again just for that.
Anyway, I went looking for information about Sofia’s hooters and came across this recent quote from her: “My giant boobs and my body opened doors for me.”
Okay. Let’s just stop there. “Giant boobs”? Sofia has very nice tits, just like Adrienne Barbeau (from Maude and Cannonball Run) and Sally Struthers (from All In The Family and those hunger commercials), and Dolly Parton has very nice tits, but “giant boobs”? No way.
You wanna see giant boobs? I’ll show you giant boobs.
Nicole Colina’s boobs are much more than three handfuls. They’re like 10 handfuls!
Nicole Colina, who returns to fuck today at XLGirls.com, has giant boobs. Natasha Sweet and Kira Liv have giant boobs. Sofia Vergara has big boobs compared to the average woman, but giant boobs?
Give it a rest.
You want to see big boobs? Watch Griselda. You want to see giant boobs? Leave that to us.
Nature was generous to Aly. The word most often used to describe her breasts is “delicious.” Suckable, pliable, heavy and topped by dark areolae and nipples.
“People often stare or say, ‘Look at those delicious, big breasts,'” Aly told us.
A member of the Colombian tit squad that includes Shara Lopez, Angie Bravo, Mer, Isa Gomez and Shanie Gaviria, Aly masturbates regularly with wands, dildos and various battery-operated boyfriends. She has a name for one of them. “I have a toy called Domi. I like to hold it against my clit until I cum.”
Boobs have been in the news quite a bit these days, and the news isn’t always good. It’s enough to make you ask, “What’s wrong with these people?”
NEWS ITEM #1: Kelly Osbourne (Ozzy’s daughter) wants a boob reduction before she gets married next year. “It’s no secret that I hate my boobs,” she said. “I want a size in between a B and C-cup that you don’t need to wear a bra.”
COMMENT: I never realized that Kelly Osbourne has big tits. When I read her saying, “I hate my boobs,” I just assumed she wanted bigger ones.
NEWS ITEM #2: One of the house guests on the U.S. version of the TV show Big Brother thinks she got voted off because she has big boobs. She said, “It’s not my fault I have huge boobs.”
Why is Annina on Germany's version of the reality TV show Big Brother?
This is why Annina's on Big Brother. Her tits. I don't think they show pussy on German reality shows.
COMMENT: Actually, judging from pictures, it does seem to be her fault that she has huge boobs. But I take issue with the word “fault,” which implies that somebody did something wrong. Getting or having big boobs means never having to say you’re sorry. SCORE model Annina is on Germany’s version of Big Brother because she has huge boobs, and she never has to apologize to anyone!
Angela White's sexy titties in the city of Sydney.
NEWS ITEM #3: Katie Price, aka Jordan, the UK starlet/bimbo, wanted a role on the sequel to Sex And The City but didn’t get one because of her chest. An insider said, “She may have the big boobs, but they don’t look natural.”
COMMENT: Yeah, nice move, Sex And The City directors. Keep the four dikey looking chicks with no tits. Get rid of a babe who might slut things up the right way and show some cleavage. And if it’s really a natural vs. augmented issue, then find a girl with big, natural tits. Like…hey, Angela White!
Sometimes the world doesn’t make sense. At least I have SCORELAND for some needed perspective.
One of the best things about my job is seeing a newcomer for the first time and getting to be the one who sees her boobs before anyone else.
It’s a very exclusive privilege. It’s a titsclusive, actually.
And today’s brand-new boobs belong to the very blonde, very cute Morgan Page.
This ex-dancer and new model is not only a hottie, but she is also very handy.
What I mean by that is that she knows how to use tools…
and no, I don’t mean man hammers, either.
This Texan firecracker is actually into home renovation and repairs and likes to spend her downtime doing all sorts of construction projects in her house.
Now, if you just imagined Morgan in tiny shorts, a white wife-beater top and construction boots, breasts heaving and jiggling while she hammers something…
it’s okay cause I did, too. Great (perverted) minds think alike.
This is Morgan’s first time modeling, and she was a little nervous about it. Not to worry because she looks great and her tits are pretty hot, too.
You can check out her pics on SCORELAND today and her first video ever tomorrow.
For now, say hello to Ms. Page, the sexiest hammer-wielding construction lady of all time.
Like Bob the Builder, but more like Boob the Builder.
Cassandra's boobs look lovely. If only I had any idea what to do with them…
There are two things I’ve been razzed about during my brief stint as a contributor here at the SCORELAND Blog: not having a girlfriend and jerking off too much.
For starters, while the latter is probably true, to some extent, I’ll wear that label like a badge of honor. After all, it’s not like I jerk off because I can’t get a girl. I jerk off because I can. And the simple fact that it’s the middle of the afternoon and you’re on a porn site probably means that you subscribe to a similar theory.
Whatever. That’s not really all that important right now because today, the topic of conversation isn’t masturbation. Today, I’m coming to you with a confession. Today, I’m asking you folks for a little help.
Here’s the thing. You guys like to poke fun at me for needing a girlfriend, but the truth is, I have one. And the one I have is the one you want. Why? Because she’s cute and she’s funny, and, oh right… because she wears a size 34I bra! Got your attention now, don’t I? That’s not Merilyn Sakova. That’s not Karina Hart. That’s not even Christy Marks. We’re talking Kaytee Carter territory here. We’re talking boobs so big, I don’t even know what to do with them sometimes.
And that’s, sort of, where I need your help.
I know that may sound ridiculous–needing an owner’s manual for boobs does sound pretty silly and all–but here’s the thing: I’m not a boob man. My expertise resides solely in the southern region of a woman’s body. You give me a pair of long legs and a nice ass and I can give you 8,000,000 recipes for warm, delicious pussy pie. But you put a ripe rack in front of me and I can’t even figure out how to turn the oven on.
Now that’s not to say that I don’t like boobs. Nothing could be further from the truth. My girlfriend’s boobs are a thing of beauty. I just don’t have that deep, heartfelt appreciation for them that you folks seem to have around here. I see boobs as merely something to play with. You guys see boobs as something to be placed upon a pedestal and worshiped.
Which is fine because I’m pretty sure they should be. I just don’t understand why, exactly.
So help me out, SCORELAND zealots. Help me understand your boob-based religion. What am I missing? What is it about a woman’s rack that I’m clearly missing but you all see? Help me get inside the mind of a boob lover because until then, I have a feeling I might be wasting something that you all would be very happy to take off my hands.
It might be a little early to call Lara Jones a big-bust legend.
Some are already calling Lara that, a title usually reserved for long-standing boob royalty (such as Lorna Morgan or SaRenna Lee, for example).
Lara no doubt appreciates the praise. She reads everything on SCORELAND and in SCORE and Voluptuous magazines.
The comments the girls get range from a word or two of high praise to detailed descriptions of what the writer wants to do to them sexually. Then there are the comments about the photography and the poses.
What really impressed “Supernova” about Lara’s first photo shoot had more to do with her modeling. He’s a purist and writes this about other girls often. We forwarded this comment to the studio so the photographers could read it.
“I had been asking for a long time to please tell the camera crew to always get the whole body, the full front, side and back, standing up straight, no bending the body, boobs hanging free, no hands covering, hiding or pressing the huge boobs. Just let them free, hanging alone. If only every photo set could include these full, complete, head-to-toe photos with boobs hanging free without hands on them. The goal is to be able to judge and admire her huge boobs naturally hanging alone so we can see the real shape, because when the hands push them, they became distorted.”
Here are a couple of full-body shots from Lara’s new set and video that don’t fit the above description but impressed me. I’m easy to please. What I also want to see more of in the videos is walking or jogging.
The horizontal, high-angle photo of Lara on her back on the floor is a very good example of splayed boobs. The photo below it shows Lara’s breasts to body ratio. There’s some body English in her pose and her boobs hang free.
Lara is usually the one who floors the guys.
Statuesque is a good word to describe Lara’s spectacular bod.
I have to be honest and tell you that the times that I get to chit chat with new models and see their tits for the first time is one of the best parts of my job here at SCORELAND. It’s not just the tits, (Although c’mon, who doesn’t love tits?) but it’s also because I get to know the models before they shoot, and it’s a lot of fun to see their personalities unfold. And I get to see their tits. I know, I know…I WIN! every day. It’s true.
The newest big-boobed girl to come my way is Pennsylvania dream Sadie Bloom. She came to us by way of her boob-loving ex-boyfriend who said, “Take your tits to SCORE!” and Sadie did.
We love when that happens.
Sadie and I got to know each other and we chit chatted about her boobs, orgies, her art (she draws) and more.
I even got to unsnap her bra (with one hand, like a pro!) when she had a wardrobe malfunction while trying to whip her tits out for my perusal.
Get to know Sadie because everyone should be checking out this tall (she is 5’10”!) Amazonian woman.
Then head over to SCOREVideos and check out her debut video, posting today.
🙂 (Every time I write that it brings a smile to my face. Doesn’t it make you happy, too?) 🙂
Her name is Carrie Ashton. She is 22 years old and she has never shot before. Yup…fresh tit-flesh all the way from Kansas City. How exciting! I sat down with her and we chit-chatted about football and about sports. (She loves sports. My kinda chick!) It was her first time and she was nervous, but like all the interview cherries I take, I was gentle.
Carrie has great E-cup boobs and a pretty face! And her nipples are BOTH PIERCED. There is something about those pierced pups that is a huge turn on. Maybe it’s because in my mind, it means that the Carrie’s nipples are uber-sensitive and that she likes them pulled on and played with during sex. (SHE DOES!)
For now, check out this video with this Kansas City cutie and new big-boob find.
And stayed tuned to the blog for more video and questions with Carrie, who is soon to become one of your faves. 🙂
So, when she came back to our studio again, this time preggers and with WAYYYYYYY bigger tits, it was only natural that they send me, her BFF (sort of…in my imagination) in to speak to her.
Okay, fine, we aren’t besties, but I am pretty cool with her and her lovely boobs, so there.
We spoke about her boobs being bigger. (She says they are like two cup sizes bigger but that she doesn’t really know because she doesn’t fit into any bras, actually.) She also told me that she is hornier and needs to have sex each day. And she told me that her tits are way more sensitive now that she is knocked up.
She also talked about pregnant sex. It was pretty hot stuff.
You can check out a video of she and I chatting in an upcoming blog.
And while I was just supposed to shoot a blog video with Bailey, I snapped these two shots of her with my phone ’cause I wanted to share her big tits and lovely face with you guys!
Enjoy Ms. Santanna’s preggo belly and boobs!
I don’t know if most girls name their boobs. The past few years, a lot of girls have called their tits “the girls,” but that’s generic. It might be a good question to add to the models’ bio sheets. I don’t think I’ve ever asked any models that question.
Julia Juggs said she named her boobs “Mary Kate and Ashley.” Two names you wouldn’t expect if you have seen the headlights on Julia.
So what does Rockell call her boobs?
“I named them Attention Whores,” said Rockell. Why so?
“They have a mind of their own. They kinda do what they wanna do.”
I believe it. I also believe they guided Rockell to a good place, specifically SCORE and V-mag.
“A lot of guys have told me that for their size, I have the best boobs they’ve seen in a long time. So that makes me feel good.”
And when Rockell feels good, her attention whores tend to want to come out and play more. That makes us feel good.
The April ’14 SCORE is now at your favorite rack, or get it from us in print or digital form for tablets and PCs at eBoobStore.com.
Rockell gives her tits the OK sign. Life is beautiful.
