Here’s what one of our photographers had to say about Kitty Cute, who was one of eight great naturals in the Dominican Republic for “North Coast Vacation” (and the upcoming DVD and Blu-ray On Location North Coast):
“She was on the phone with her mother several times a day. She’s a real mama’s girl. She was so proud to be with us, but she was on her phone with her mom the whole time. You don’t see that with U.S. girls.”
Kitty the mama’s girl could turn into Kitty the sexy V-Girl with the snap of a finger.
“This girl is a walking pinup model. She was always asking someone to take her pic, and she’d do these retro-like poses. She had the time of her life.”
They had the time of their lives photographing her. Kitty has once-in-a-lifetime tits. They’re just huge.
And, of course, she’s from Romania. Romania doesn’t have a team in the World Cup (it didn’t qualify), but it definitely has a team in the World Cups. There were four Romanian Girls in the D.R.: Kitty, Helen Star, Erin Star and Alexya.
I wonder: Do B-cup bras even exist in Romania? Why bother?
Kitty’s the star of “North Coast Vacation” today at SCORELAND. Photos, video and a video diary. Enjoy. Then book that flight to Bucharest.
Now, my next suggestion might turn off some of you, but let’s be realistic: You’re not gonna be the first guy she gave a lap dance to and you’re not gonna be the last. A strip club is not the place to find untouched virgins who you’re going to bring home to mama.
I’m going to suggest that unless you’re absolutely sure the girl you just saw onstage is going to give you a great lap dance–and I mean she did just about everything within the legal limit to give you a great show and practically dropped down into your lap–you’re still not ready to take the plunge. Here’s what I mean.
If the club has an open lap dance room (meaning the area where the dancers give lappers isn’t separate from the rest of the club), take some time to see who’s giving the best lap dances. Don’t stare! Don’t turn some poor schlub’s private session into your personal peep show. That’s just not right. It violates some unwritten man rule. But look around. See which dancers are really grinding, which dancers are really giving the customers their money’s worth. Which dancers are always reaching behind their backs and grabbing the patrons’ cocks. Figure out which dancers are always in demand.
If the club doesn’t have an open lap dance area, there are still things you can do. Conclusions you can draw.
For example, let’s say you see a guy and a dancer walk back to the lap dance room. One song later, they’re walking back out. This could mean only one of three things:
1. The dance sucked and the guy couldn’t wait to get out of there.
2. The dance was great and the guy came quickly.
3. The guy only had enough money for one dance.
If it’s the third reason, you’re fucked. You can’t draw any conclusions.
Of the other two possibilities, chances are the dance sucked, and here’s why: If he came in his pants, he wouldn’t be walking out of the room so quickly. He’d still be back there adjusting himself. Getting himself ready. Tipping the dancer. Exchanging small talk. Then, somewhere near the end of the next song, they’d walk back out.
If the dance sucked, you can definitely tell. He walks out first, she walks out second, they’re not talking to each other, he wants to get as far away from her as possible, but he doesn’t leave the club. He stays because he still has money left to burn. Just not with her.
Of course, if the guy and his dancer are back there for a half hour, you know the dances are good. Another good sign: the guy leaves the lap dance room but the dancer doesn’t. He heads straight for the ATM machine, takes out more cash and heads back into the room. This guy is spending more than he planned on spending because he’s getting the dances of his life. This is the best sign.
So relax. Look around. See who’s enjoying themselves. See which dancers are constantly in demand. They’re not always going to be the prettiest ones (if the regulars seem to be going for the “8” girl and the “10” girl is sitting around smoking and drinking by herself, you can bet who gives the better lap dances).
Now, finally, you’re ready to take the plunge. You’re ready to dip into your wallet and spend some money (or visit the ATM machine).
You’ve done your homework.
You’ve had a few drinks.
You’ve resisted advances from the first dancers who approached you.
You’ve spent some time at the stage.
You’ve smelled, you’ve stared, you’ve listened.
You’ve scouted.
You have your sights set on the girl who’s gonna grind your cock so good, you’ll be cumming by the end of the second song.
Maybe.
Next, read “Rules Of The Room” in Part Four. Because doing your homework only gets you ready for the final exam.
She’s a hot baby mama. Today’s final scene of knocked-up Katarina Dubrova has Katarina feeling herself up and dangling her much-larger tits in her guy’s face before they play hide the salami.
We can’t say if Katarina wants to keep on sexin’ on-camera post-partum like Katarina lookalike Kali West did.
Will Katarina continue to model once her body recovers from pregnancy or will she stick to mommyhood full-time?
Katarina was a very genuinely sexy girl before her pregnancy and during her pregnancy. What you see is what she is, and she has never lost the girl-next-door personality she’s always had.
Katarina reminds me of Kali West during her pregnancy.
Comments CVN, “Thank you, thank you, thank you, SCORE, for bringing Katarina back again and again during her pregnancy rather than just doing a one-off shoot. She’s gorgeous and practically glowing.
“Now, I understand there may be a handful of site members who have a problem with naked and sexual displays of bountifully pregnant women. But isn’t this just another version of the same old argument any time a photo shoot features some aspect of womanhood that not everyone can get behind (the “hairy vs. shaved” argument comes to mind)? Why is it that some people seem to think that every photo shoot has to mesh with their own personal interests? Why doesn’t it occur to them that the occasional subject matter that turns them off is something that turns on a lot of your other members? You don’t like? Then don’t look.
“I hope that you’ll be able to get at least one more hardcore scene with Katarina deep into her ninth month. Her gorgeous pregnant form makes her a SCORELAND Goddess to be worshipped.”
“You’re the cutest thing I ever did see. I really love your peaches, I wanna shake your tree.”
“Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.”
Pick-up lines, aka ice-breakers, can either work because the lines are so dumb and cheesy that they make a girl laugh or fall totally flat because she thinks it’s an obnoxious approach.
It doesn’t matter if you made it up or you stole it from a popular song lyric like the ones above. Me, I think the lyrics in songs are the all-time cheesiest and sleaziest, but I think they worked for the guys in Led Zeppelin.
Most of the SCORE Girls we’ve talked to over the years say to not bother with pick-up lines and just be yourself.
Here’s another round of the worst pick-up-lines SCORE Girls say they’ve gotten. And after your check them out, check out a new set of Anjii Ross pix at SCORELAND.
Melissa Manning: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Morgan Page: "You remind me of my pinky toe 'cause I know one day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table."
Sadie Blooms: "Listen, I'm not good with pick-up lines so what pick-up line should I use to interest you?"
Anjii Ross: "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Airport security would like to hire Kitana as a screener.
Sophie’s a dress stretcher.
Valory’s only just begun.
Coeds just like to have fun.
The eyecandy has been delivered to SCORELAND. Head on over and pick it up. But be warned. The risk of sugar shock is a real possibility. We assume no liability if you are unable to detach your hand from your mouse this weekend. Ashley Sage Ellison puts on and takes off her British school uniform in an after-class treat. Valory Irene’s blue lingerie thingie is mere frosting on her magnificent cupcakes. What areolae! As big as silver-dollar pancakes. In the Blog video below, Valory shows how she dresses in public. Mama mia! I respect a woman who’s busty and proud and Valory is all that. Sophie Mae looks like a life-sized dress-up doll in a candy-cane dress and is twice as sweet. Sexbomb Kitana Flores told us in a recent video interview that one time a guy came as soon as she got naked for him. This is called the “Kitana Flores effect.” He never did see any action with her. Luckily, that didn’t happen in Kitana’s new bouncing SCORELAND vid, “Big-Boobed Lingerie Shageroo.” I wouldn’t have blamed the stunt-man if he had. Just never let him into the building ever again. And there’s even more eyecandy so log in. Same boob time, same boob channel.
It’s been nine months since Kitty Cute visited XLGirls. A return was long overdue. I love how she pronounces the word “boobies.”
“This girl is a walking pin-up model,” said one of our photographers a few years ago at the On Location North Coast event. “Kitty was always asking someone to take her picture and she’d get into these pin-up poses. She had the time of her life. Kitty phoned her mother every day. She’s a real mama’s girl. You don’t see that with U.S. girls.”
Kitty began as a webcam girl in Romania. It’s a small nation but, in fact, a major center of the worldwide webcam industry. When we learned about Kitty, we asked her to model.
Kitty is living her best breast life.
“In my neighborhood, I was the girl who got a lot of guys asking me out and wanting to do things for me,” she said. “As I got older, I learned that I had more power than other girls. That made them jealous of me. That is how girls can be and I have no control of that. I am what nature gave me and I like it.”
Kitty suggests a good jack to her enormous tits for health reasons.
