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Brunch is on Mischel Lee

February 15, 2017 by Elliot James

Brunch is on Mischel Lee. Really on her.

How does Mischel Lee handle a hungry man?

Two hungry men?

We’ll see how she does that. This is not Kitchen Nightmare. This is Kitchen Wet Dream.

Mischel has served Steve and Max a fine meal. The busty and bushy brunette clears the table and returns with some pastries. Steve wants this piece of eye candy for dessert instead and gets his bro to join in.

Mischel isn’t the appetizer, the side order or the leftovers. She is the full main course.

 

Mischel is a tasty centerspread.

 

Today is Thanksgiving. Who’s cooking?

November 24, 2016 by Elliot James

Our kind of food network.

Today at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, two of the popular girls spend some quality time in the kitchen.

At SCORELAND, we have Alexya and her culinary cleavage taking over.

At XL Girls, newcomer Nila Mason whips up something tasty.

The turkeys are missing, and that’s a good thing.

Both girls have a method of food handling that is not only approved, it’s encouraged. They juice their bodies the right way.

This is our version of a TV food channel.

On this day, we give thanks for all of the big-boobed girls who have spent quality time in our Hall of Hooters.

Nila Mason knows how to whip things up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There was a super-naturals summit in the SCORELAND Studio this week

September 20, 2014 by Dave

The girl on the left is Liza Biggs, a newcomer from North Carolina who’s true to her name with JJJ-cup naturals.

The girl on the right needs no introduction. Jenna Valentine returned to our studio this week for three days, and she looks better than ever.

Liza and Jenna were together in the SCORELAND dressing room on Jenna’s final day. It happened to be Liza’s first day of modeling ever. She’s never been a dancer. She’s not a cam girl. She’s a professional chef who’s serving up some very tasty pastries. Although I don’t think I’ve ever seen pastries as big as Liza’s tits.

Look for Liza’s debut and Jenna’s return soon at SCORELAND.

 

Nikki Smith in “Love Your Pie”

May 23, 2013 by Elliot James

Dinner is served.

Now at XLGirls.com: the very hot and randy Nikki Smith in a freshly baked scene loaded with horny goodness.

Who would not love Nikki Smith’s pie? It looks so nutritious.  So tasty and tempting.

Nikki is all-dolled up in her Suzie Homemaker outfit. Not for long, though.

What is best in life? To have a stacked babe like Nikki Smith at home baking her heart out and providing nutritious food to keep up your strength in the sack. Not too much to ask, in my opinion.

She’s eager to please and she knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Nikki also knows that the way to a man’s cock is through his fly. It must run in the family or something. (Her mom Barbi Banks posed for 40Something mag!)

Behold this cuming attraction clip.

 

And happy birthday to Isis Haze (May 23).

It's the birthday of Wisconsin dancer Isis Haze.

 

When bra straps fail, lend a helping hand to support SCORE’s big boob party

November 19, 2011 by Elliot James

Boob mania strikes hard this weekend. The deck is stacked. It’s time to play. Feed your need for huge tits. SCORE is here to help. As Maria mentioned in yesterday’s Blog, the great Maserati has returned to SCORELAND for another steam-driven sheet creamer. This time, Maserati’s laptop has failed. All those pix and videos crashed out. Maserati needs a techno geek to help her in “I Got The Power!” and she sure does have the power. He’ll be plugging his P-jack into her C-port if he can get past those smotherin’ fun-bags this sex-bomber carries!

Maserati needs a plug and play.

Maserati needs a plug and play.

At XLGirls.com, top fave Charlie Cooper has arrived for a fresh tits-and-ass doubleheader in still and movin’ pictures. This week, there’s no damn man-can to block even a millimeter of her spectacular body ’cause Charlie flies solo in a big and bold private show. Wham, jam, it’s Charlie Cam! You’ll learn why oil prices have gone up in “Big-Boobed Detonation.”

The superwoman of XLGirls, Charlie's an angel!

The superwoman of XLGirls, Charlie's an angel!

SCORE magazine has been giving away the signed bras of the stars since the March 2007 issue. In “Win Minka’s Bra, Tits & Pussy!” playing at SCOREVideos.com, one lucky bra winner learns he has won Minka’s 44KK hooter holster when Minka herself knocks on his door with her autographed bra in hand. No post office delivery needed. From Minka’s tits to his wall. Once he gets over the shock of this personal delivery, Minka gives him a once-in-a-lifetime schtupping fit for a king. Like we always say, Minka rewards loyalty. If the bra fits, you must fuck those tits.

A bra contest winner gets more than he expected.

A bra contest winner gets more than he expected.

Back at SCORELAND, Diane Poppos‘ pictorial from the November ’11 Voluptuous goes on-line just in time for a pre-Thanksgiving thanks giving for Diane’s return to the lights, camera and action of the SCORE studio. And those ain’t butterballs hiding under her dress. That’s some prime-ass, heavier-than-ever beautiful breastesses. They grow ’em big in Texas, and Diane’s ready to share the wealth, for which we give thanks! Honk if you love Diane’s holiday hooters.

Diane celebrates Texas tits-giving.

Diane celebrates Texas tits-giving.

And tasty titillicious temptress Micky, covergirl of November ’11 V-mag, shares the boobiful bounty of mother nature’s blessings. Even if you’re not American, you’ll be giving thanks as Micky parades her pleasing pulchritude. And yes, they do float! What a peach of a pair! Micky’s generosity is matched only by her cup size. The SCORE Group thanks all of you luscious ladies for what we are about to receive this weekend.

This Micky is not a Minnie.

This Micky is not a Minnie.

Big, beautiful boobs + On-location shoot = Must be SCORE

August 1, 2011 by Dave
Leanne BBQs her favorite food, chicken, along with some other tasty goodies for the crew in Puerta Vallarta.

Leanne BBQs her favorite food, chicken, along with some other tasty goodies for the crew in Puerto Vallarta.

The other day, our Twitter leader (is that what they’re called?) at @Scoreland Tweeted to our followers, “Just back from shooting 5 hot ladies in Puerto Vallarta. Guess who they are.” And then, “Some of you have probably figured out the cast for our latest feature.” And then, “Starting August 1st, The SCORE Group will post one model a day, showing you exactly who was part of the adventure.”

Leanne pulls double duty, working on her tan at the beginning of a poolside photo shoot. What some people call vacation, SCORE models call work!

Leanne pulls double duty, working on her tan during a shoot at the infinity pool. What some people call vacation, SCORE models call work! Nice job if you can get it.

Well, today is August 1st, which means it’s time to reveal the first model…and she’s a great one. Ladies and gentlemen, direct from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Leanne Crow!

This on-location report from Tushna, our studio manager: “Leanne worked on her tan most of the time she was there. Favorite food: CHICKEN! Adopted a Mexican chihuahua for the entire trip. Cosita was her name. We called her Leanne’s sidekick.”

More tomorrow. Can you guess who the other four models are?

And can you guess where Cosita slept?

By the way, if you haven’t been doing it already, follow us on Twitter for Blog updates, SCORELAND updates, boobs news and much more in 140 characters or less.

And if you’re a girl who would like to do what Leanne’s doing, check us out at BeASCOREModel.com.

Birthday bust-outs this week

December 1, 2009 by Elliot James

May their birthday cakes be as big and tasty as their real cakes! Just curious…anyone here ever see Penelope, Alyssa and/or Busty Brianna dance in a club?

Alia knows Jack!

October 18, 2009 by Elliot James

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Last weekend, Kiko Lee provided the hooter and hand relief to a restless weiner. This weekend, it’s a SCORELAND happy ending with Alia Janine! Alia talks to our intrepid SCORE reporter, demonstrates her considerable boob skills and shows off her tasty exotic dancing talents before we wheel in the stunt-man for a super-sexy tits and tugs. Thanks, Alia!

You’ve gotta see this!

In praise of the pretzel position

June 24, 2021 by Dave

Lucy Rodriguez: not quite the pretzel but tasty enough.

The pretzel position came to mind today while I was looking at the new SCORELAND posting of Lucy Rodriguez, in which she bravely tries to get into the pretzel position but doesn’t quite get there. Of course, successfully executing the pretzel position doesn’t merely require a girl to get her legs all the way back. She must get her feet behind her head, and that’s a feat of flexibility I can’t even imagine. If I tried to do that, they’d be picking my shattered bones off the floor.

I’ve always had a place in my heart (or is it my hard-on?) for the pretzel position. I think it started when I saw the great Chessie Moore do it in the early 1990s. There was something about the perceived face/tits/pussy/butthole proximity that appealed to me: all of that great stuff in such a tight space, or so it seemed, as if the girl was peering over her privates. Naughty Alysha spent a good part of our 2011 40SomethingMag.com interview in the pretzel position while I tried to ask her questions, and 40Something model Leilani Lei was oh-so-close to getting into the complete pretzel during another interview that same year. Nonetheless, I enjoyed the view of her perfect pussy and butthole while I, again, tried to ask her questions.

Oddly, one of my favorite pretzel moments came on a flight from New York to Hungary in 2008, when Christy Marks contorted herself into the pretzel position to make herself comfortable in the coach seats on the long flight. According to former editor Maria, Christy got a lot of stares, but I guess I didn’t notice because I was too busy staring myself. And she had clothes on!

Is there a position that does it for you every time? For me, there are many, but the pretzel position…it’s just special.

Chessie Moore: first to do the pretzel?

Christy and Kylee: pretzel logic that stands up to scrutiny.

I’ve seen June Summers fuck in the pretzel position.

I’ve seen Carmen Hayes fuck in the pretzel position, too.