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A titter in toyland

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 20, 2016 in New at Scoreland

“I need to do something for myself,” Vanessa Y. says, her beloved Polish national treasures ready to fall out of her dress.

Vanessa turns her attention to a container and puts it on the bed.

Holy hummers, hooter-man! The hairy honey’s got a load of “ladies’ facial massagers” in there! She’s got her own private adult candy store. Old Doc Johnson would be proud.

Ever-smilin’ Vanessa is going to try every one of them on her bushy box. A huge realistic dildo with balls. A wand. A vibrator and more. Which one is going to give Vanessa the Big O she wants?

Today at SCORELAND.

The holidays cum early for Vanessa Y.

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Danni Lynne is the “36EEE Porn Store Salesgirl” at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on Apr 7, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Novelties, print magazines, Uncategorized

The hot chick working in a porn shop fantasy is alive and well and embodied by bodaciously stacked Danni Lynne in Friday’s hardcore scene.

Danni is the sales clerk in charge when JMac walks in looking for a “substitute” for his girlfriend, who’s going away.

He checks out the Fleshlight and other toys and asks about rubber boobs, but Danni turns out to be his living doll of choice when she invites him to feel her big, natural tits.

This Californian has a smokin’ hot body on her and huge, beautifully shaped hooters.

Stores like this with clerks like Danni are only located in a place called SCORELAND. Visit it today because a new scene with highly rated Alexya goes up at 4PM ET.

Danni Lynne could sell ice-making machines in Iceland.

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Swing with Sheridan Love at SCORELAND

Last October, I asked Sheridan Love, “What’s the craziest adult novelty you have played with?”

“I have a sex swing that’s loads of fun,” Sheridan said. “There’s all kinds of different positions you can do and it just makes me feel extra-naughty being strapped into it and letting someone have their way with me!”

After watching Sheridan get in and out of a swing at SCORE, I could see she gets lots of practice at home.

Starts tomorrow. Don’t miss her!

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Out of the SCORE and Voluptuous mailbags

Maya Milano

From D.F.: I’m pretty sure Liza Biggs will have my vote as the year’s top Voluptuous newcomer. Kamille Amora mentioned that she is into girls. Is there anything that girl won’t do sexually? If there is, I haven’t seen it yet. That said, I would like to see her in a girl-on-girl scene with Maya Milano, who also said she’s into girls and would like to have sex with another big-boobed girl. Kamille says she used to be a tomboy, so have her dress up as one, and the setup would be Kamille attempting to seduce Maya. Getting back to Liza, I’d love to see her in a girl-on-girl scene, too. Seeing another girl play with her tits, explore her fantastic body and eat her pussy would be so hot.

Ann Calis

From T.W.: I feel like I have won the big-boob lottery! Recently, while reading Voluptuous, I learned I had won Ann Calis’ bra! Then, a few weeks later, I opened the mail again to find a package with SCORE printed on it, and I’m wondering what I ordered and forgot about. I couldn’t think of anything, so I walked into my house dreaming that it may be another bra from one of your gorgeous SCORE models. To my surprise, there was a beautiful bra and a letter congratulating me for winning Melissa Manning’s bra! How lucky can one man get? Well, these were just icings on the cake, as I had already hit the big-boob lottery when I met my wife six years ago and I was introduced to my first and last pair of ginormous boobs! Now, compared to SCORE models, my wife is average at 38DD, but in my world, she is larger than life. This in addition to the fact that she is Russian, tall, and voluptuous (with suckable, long nipples), so she satisfies every fetish and fantasy I could ever dream about. I tell you all this because I always said that if I were to win any bras from a SCORE or Voluptuous model, I would have my wife model in it for me before doing anything else. And I never imagined my wife would spill out of these bras, but that is exactly what happened! Of course, this is partially due to the fact the models were no doubt wearing bras a size or two (or even more) smaller than their actual size in order to enhance their boobage for us. Not that they have any need to do so! But the other reason my wife is spilling out of the bras is that she wears a 38 band, and Melissa is a 36, so it was extremely tight-fitting. Of course, I am not complaining one bit because I witnessed the love of my life busting out of these titillating bras that these beauties have worn! And for that, I must thank you all once again. You’ve made my year!

Sheridan Love

R.N.: Sheridan Love makes me appreciate pierced nipples more than ever. Tigerr Benson’s layout with two men is the most-thrilling photo shoot of its kind I have seen in many months. I love the taste of pussy, and reader’s wife Red Vixen’s love nest looks so delicious that I am drooling right now as I fantasize about going down on her.

S.F.: I’m now approaching my 78th birthday and probably wanking more than ever. That’s because of some of the real prick teasers that you have shown in recent months: the magnificent tits of Amy Andersson; the beautiful fuck-worthy MILF Annellise Croft; cock hungry Sharon Pink; the lush-bod Tigerr Benson and the wanker’s dreams Bridgette B., Bella French and Valory Irene. There are many others

Tigerr Benson and Angel Wicky

that have also kept me as stiff as a poker. At my age, it is a sheer thrill to still get a big hard boner and toss off several times a day. Many thanks to SCORE, and I intend to shoot my load a great deal longer. Incidentally, 50 and 60Plus MILFs is utterly cock blowing because of the incredible Sally D’Angelo. My God, what a fantastic body she has at 60 years of age! She’s had my cum flying everywhere!

 

 

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Drop your man-fat with the Splat Mat. Two new busty babes added!

Posted by Elliot James on Oct 15, 2014 in Men's Products

A few days ago, a reader named R.J. emailed me.

“I just got the January ’15 SCORE. I really love the Amy Anderssen pics. That Tigerr Benson is really hot ,too. I thought I would show you a couple of their poses that I would be happy if every girl did them.”

The Tigerr photo R.J. wrote about was in the table of contents. The Amy photo was on page 95. They were not hand-on-head glamour shots. Both were in-your-face, spread pussy, F-M poses, photos that inspire major wood.

Now the Splat Mat series has two new girls to whack over: Sheridan Love and Merilyn Sakova in their hottest and wide-spreading F-M positions.

This makes eight Splat Mats with more to come in 2015.

The high-quality 41-inch by 24-inch vinyl prints are perfect for your man-cave.

Click here to contact our in-house reps at eBoobStore.com. It’s the only store that sells these exclusive novelties.

Get yours from eBoobStore.com today.

 

 

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It’s never too late to buy your girl a hot gift

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 23, 2013 in eBoobStore.com, Men's Products

Now at eBoobStore.com.

The Fetish Fantasy Dragon Lady costume or the Fetish Fantasy Naughty Nurse uniform, or both, will light up those cozy evenings.

You'll enjoy being sick.

Check out these and other sexy novelties like the new Splat Mat at eBoobStore.com.

One of the wildest adult novelties ever produced.

 

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A big boob babe in toyland found joyland at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 8, 2013 in New at Scoreland, print magazines

It’s estimated by the people who manufacture and sell adult products that 45-million dildos and vibrators are sold per year in the USA alone.

Sheridan Love may account for a sizable share of that number.

Appearing at SCORELAND today, Sheridan has a toy for just about every article of clothing she owns.  “I have a lot,”  says Sheridan. “I use 32 just for my cam show. And I have about another 50 outside of those.”

And that doesn’t count the care and maintenance pamphlets they come packaged with, not to mention all those bottles of lube.

I think of Sheridan as a classic SCORE Girl. Slim, stacked, pretty and candy for the eye. A 21st century fox.

Sheridan Love is coming to March '14 SCORE magazine, on-sale December 24.

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