“Sometimes I act in porno movies.”
Whenever I say that, I laugh because the immediate reaction I get is, “YOU’VE BEEN IN PORNOS?” followed by what I like to think is about five seconds where the person in front of me imagines me naked and doing all sorts of things.
That is followed by a brief glimmer of disappointment when I say, “I am not a naked actress.”
Because I am not. I am not even a good non-naked actress, to be honest. I just happen to be at the right place at the right time when our studio needs extras to play a part in a XXX movie. Granted, I took some drama classes in high school. I do not think they prepared me to be in naughty films.
To date, I have been in a handful of our DVDs, and sometimes, when I want to laugh, I will watch my awkward and sometimes funny appearances. My three favorites?
1) Stacked Street Sluts #2
This was my “first time” on camera in a room full of awesome and very hot chicks. I got to hang out with Alexis Silver. She was wearing a butt plug. She went on to do anal. I went on to play the part of a madame who was selling Alexis’ snug asshole to a customer. I was nervous. It was evident. It went down in history as one of the funniest moments of my XXX film life.
2) My Big Plump Wedding:
I played a wedding guest in this movie and it was by far the most-fun wedding I have ever been to. There were so many XL Girls stars running around, I was pretty much losing my mind. Plus, I got to wear a dress and pretend I was in a church. I don’t know if you guys know this or not, but the idea of porn in a church is pretty hilarious.
I played a behind-the-scenes boxing coach to Renee Ross and Samantha 38G, pumping them up and having them box practically naked for me. I really enjoyed it. I box in real life, so it was pretty awesome to play-fight with these ladies. Also, I very much enjoy Samantha 38G. She is very hilarious. Renee Ross and I are good gal pals, so I liked working with her, too. Somewhere out there on the cutting room floor is never-before-seen footage of me jumping rope with them. It will probably never see the light of day.
So there you have it. There are other fine films I have appeared in, but these three are my faves. If you happen to have a copy of any of them, please check me out.
Posted by Elliot James on Oct 28, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, birthdays, Confessions, Life With Big Tits, The Life of an Editor
Jugs, melons, tits, hooters, bazooms, knockers, headlights, boobs and sweater stretchers. Just a few beloved slang terms for female breasts.
What do they call boobs in other languages? I have pondered this subject for a long time.
So I hit the books and did my research, coming up with this compilation of titty terms from around the globe. And globes is yet another boobish word, come to think of it.
Chinese: nu nu
French: poitrines; seines; mamelles
German: mopse; titten
Hungarian: cici; didi; didko; mell
Japanese: oppai; kyonyuu (huge breasts); dekapai (huge breasts described in a dirty way)
Spanish: chichis; repisas; tetas,
Swedish: tuttar; brosters
Yap (Micronesia): thuuth
So now we can all say knockers in Yap. Who says we are not in search of academic excellence at SCORE?
If SCORELAND Blog readers know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to comment below.
And happy birthday to:
Posted by Elliot James on Oct 26, 2010 in birthdays
Maxi Mounds (October 25) also wrote the book “The Maxi Mounds Guide To The World Of Exotic Dancing.”
Karen Fisher (October 26) sexed it up in the movies SCORE Sexplosion and Big Tit Tune-Up.
Ruth Tyler (October 28) was dubbed the “Handjob Queen of England” by a tabloid newspaper back in the ’90s.
Reyna Mae (October 29) is one of the co-stars of K-JUGS.
Deena Duos (October 29) first appeared in November ’92 SCORE in a desert duo with Lacey Legends.
Kiko Lee (October 29) said in an interview that former baseball great Pete Rose hit a home run with her, proving he can still hold the wood.
Happy birthday, ladies.
Posted by Elliot James on Jul 16, 2010 in New at Scoreland
Mamazon The Movie swings to its cliffhanging conclusion tomorrow with Chapter Six, “Daylene’s Lust For Fertility.” Smokin’ hot Daylene Rio is the high-priestess of the Mamazons. While Queen Alexis Silver and Shyla Shy are jumping one of the explorers, Daylene has chased down the runaway James. She hasn’t had the magic mojo cream squirted on her tits like the others have, but Daylene is interested. Question is, what are the Mamazons gonna do for push-push-in-the-bush if they wipe the invaders out? Find out in the explosive climax. It’ll be Mamazon fever in North America this weekend when the two-disc DVD arrives at your favorite video store.
From one tropical paradise to another, point your mouse to the awesome Taylor Steele in a first-run SCORE Theater video that leaves no bra hooked. You can thank us and Taylor on Monday. Plus, Taylor’s September ’10 SCORE pictorial shows you what the perfect office supervisor wears in Toronto. Today isn’t Taylor’s birthday, but it should be! Celebrate it anyway!
Here’s a video recap of Mamazon Chapter Five. Pretty action packed, ain’t it?
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In Chapter Five of Mamazon The Movie on SCORELAND, the hapless jungle raiders find themselves in deep poop. This poor boob is slated to be part of a Mamazon sex ritual that officially initiates Shyla Shy into the tribe. After swigging a mind-numbing brew cooked up by resident witch doctor Daylene Rio that turns him into a sex-zombie, the anal-loving Queen Alexis and Shyla help themselves to his cock. Meanwhile, James has bolted the village with Daylene in hot pursuit, a big spear in her hand. Some days it doesn’t pay to get out of bed…
I’m happy to say that besides Mamazon, it’s also a Natalie Fiore weekend, with a SCORE pictorial today and her matching video, How To Stiffen Nipples, this Sunday. I hadn’t seen the video until the other day, just the photo set, and when I saw the finished video, I nearly fell out of my chair. (It’s a good thing it comes with a seat belt for moments like this.) Natalie looks ready to explode out of her bra when the video opens. Women alway look bustier on video than in photos for technical reasons and the boob-shelf that this bra created still has me punchy. Natalie could serve breakfast on it. Of course, I was aching for her to remove it too. Natalie is great as usual in this video and I love how she chats. Sexy chit-chat adds a very important dimension to a solo video; vital, in my opinion. She’s one of the very best at eargasmic talents.
Have a boobadelic weekend!
Florida is known for its excellent drivers. Thank goodness they don’t do stupid things behind the wheel like texting, drinking coffee, booze or soda, eating, putting on make-up, reaching for something that dropped by their feet, brushing their hair, putting on a shirt, tying a tie, taking off a bra, smoking, getting a blow job, reading, watching TV, masturbating or talking to someone in the back seat while looking at him.
Today, I would like to illustrate un-safe motorist boob behavior with some photos from SCORELAND.
Posted by Elliot James on Jun 26, 2010 in New at Scoreland
Frying in the sun has its limitations. That’s where SCORELAND comes in. Cool off and heat up with this weekend’s hot babes doing what they do best. Mamazon The Movie continues the cliffhanging with Chapter 3 and tough-girl Rachel Love learning the jungle boogie from two of her prisoners. If Queen Alexis Silver finds out, there’s gonna be hell to pay.
Morgan Leigh is a Busty Swinger in a matching video and photo set. Not exactly a swinger. Kind of a swinger. See slim-n-stacked cutie Morgan swing, play and tit-chat hotter than a $4.95-a-minute phone sex operator.
Kaytee Carter shows off the kind of bikini she wears at home by her pool. That’s the kind of swimsuit that gets guys at the beach whipping out their cell phone cameras!
And Annina wears an extreme swimsuit that ‘s not easy to figure out. It ties here, loops there and ultimately makes her a sexy, wrapped package. Over in Germany, Annina is making public appearances rooting for her home boys in the World Cup. The German team won on Wednesday, so Annina must be creaming in her jeans.
Have a great weekend and keep SCORING!
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Posted by Elliot James on Jun 19, 2010 in New at Scoreland
I’m not into all the craziness. The appeal of farked-up weirdness goes way past me. I don’t like to see bukkakes. And I also feel sorry for the janitor afterwards. Gang bangs? It’s mainly a man show with all the subtlety of a wrecking ball. There’s plenty more wacked-out fringe stuff that I won’t even bother writing about. All I can say is, to each his own and good luck.
But Natalie Fiore simply unpeeling a banana and putting it in her mouth? A-ha! That I can watch over and over. Maria wrote two BLOG entries this week, one about fruit play, the other about the greatness of Natalie Fiore. As it turns out by chance (or maybe Maria has precognition), just in time for this Sunday’s SCORE Theater video is Foodie Time With Natalie Fiore. Just give me the simple pleasures in life and I’m content. Natalie coming back from a trip to the grocery store and saying “Teeets” in her sexy accent is all I really need. Pouring honey on her beautiful areolae and licking it off? Lip-smackin’ good. Like I commented, Natalie could turn a breast-man into an Iron Cock Chef in less than two minutes. Check out these vidcaps. (Her scene is video only.)
Also this weekend, Chapter Two of Mamazon The Movie starts today. In this episode, the bad-ass Mamazons, led by badder-ass queen Alexis Silver, examine one of their captives and his Johnson before throwing him back into their jungle jail. But on the way back to the lock-up, stacked warrior guard Alia Janine decides to find out what a man has to offer her so she jumps the hapless Hugo. It’s just the beginning of the male invasion and penetration of the Mamazons’ society and way of life. How you gonna keep ’em down on the farm after they’ve seen pee-pee?
And then there’s Christy Marks, a girl who can make a guy blast off just by sucking his finger and staring into his eyes. That’s already posted in a 69 (what else?) image pictorial.
Enjoy it all because it’ll be Monday before ya know it!