“Sleeves and Straps Are Barely There” read the New York Times headline about women’s fashion at the Oscars Sunday night. Wrote some blogger I’ve never heard of, “Starlets went strapless in all colors at last night’s Academy Awards. Jennifer Lawrence wore a white Dior haute couture dress” blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
What the New York Times didn’t tell you is why so many of these “starlets” went strapless and why they were able to go strapless without any fear of a wardrobe malfunction. I am sorry to say this, BUT BIG TITS HAVE BECOME NON-EXISTENT IN HOLLYWOOD.
The art director of SCORE, whose opinion I trust, tells me that TV stars still have big tits, but movie stars have “become so anorexic that their tits disappear.”
Listen, I never thought Jennifer Aniston was stacked, but I never knew she was as flat-chested as she looked Sunday night. When host Seth MacFarlane sang that “We Saw Your Boobs” song, I was looking around like, “Where?” I wasn’t seeing any boobs.
This is, indeed, a tragedy. Once upon a time, many actresses had big tits. These ladies wouldn’t have dared to go strapless in public for two reasons: 1.) the possible wardrobe malfunction; 2.) strapless dresses, shirts and bras minimize, and why would they want to minimize?
All I can say is that the Oscars telecast was totally depressing. Halle Berry doesn’t have huge tits, but she looked like a SCORE Girl compared to her peers. And, no, she didn’t go strapless. She needed something to hold up those puppies.
At The SCORE Group, we know no discrimination. Breast fanatics and boob addicts are like that.
All big tits are welcome regardless of skin color, flesh tone, race, nationality and ethnic background. An unlimited rainbow of colors and hues.
I don’t have the space for 50 shades of boobs, so let’s settle for 20.
Looks at the colors, the shades, the variations, the tints and the hues.
All of them beautiful.
How good is your Boob Q?
Can you ID the owners of these topshelf tatas?
The answers will be added to this posting on Monday.
The answers from left to right:
Top row: Angel Gee, Arianna Sinn, Ashley Sage Ellison, Camille Morgan, Chaka T.
Second row: Jade Feng, Janet Jade, Jasmine Shiraz, Jenna Valentine, Kristina Milan
Third row: Minka, Natalie Fiore, Natasha Dulce, Nancy Navarro, Renee Ross
Fourth (bottom) row: Romina Lopez, Terri Jane, Valory Irene, Eva Notty, Hitomi
Maybe it’s because I am naturally tan, or maybe it’s because I live in Miami, the home of the bronzed, but I have a soft spot for busty pale girls. There is something very hot about ladies with milky white skin. I find them extra-attractive because their tits practically glow.
Whenever I do a photo edit on a set featuring a busty pale rider, I am drawn to their tits like a moth to a flame. Is it my penchant for pink nipples? Perhaps. Or maybe it’s that pale tits really put a lady’s veins on display?
The first time I saw Jenna Valentine’s boobs in these photos from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, I was mesmerized at how creamy her skin looked. While all the other ladies on this trip were tan and sun-kissed, Jenna was extra-pale and I found that exciting. Her skin looks pristine. She has a smattering of freckles that make her look very cute.
What about Nadia, one of our busty babes from Ireland? She might not get a lot of sun in her hometown, but her white tits are sure to get a lot of offers for suckling.
And Ashley Sage, like Jenna above, showed up in the Bahamas with pearly tatas, too. However, after a week of shooting in the sun, her tits went pink and then went bronze. If you ask me, they look better when they’re pale. Just take a look at her veins in this photo. Delicious!
My newest favorite pale rider is none other than Siri. She had such wonderful skin and it accentuated her shy nipples. When they popped out of their inverted state, they looked even pinker against her white flesh.
Who are your favorite busty babes with creamy skin? Or do you prefer tan tatas?
Let me know!
I think that most girls don’t like to wear eyeglasses, especially when they’re young and in school. Maybe they feel that glasses make them look less pretty, and even unattractive, which is an old stereotype, at least in America. It’s another reason for someone to pick on them. So they’ll wear contact lenses more than they don a pair of glasses.
The myths of eyeglass stereotyping state that someone wearing eyeglasses is considered more intellectual, because they read a lot, and they’re less physical and weak. Report card A-listers, geeks, wallflowers and classroom brainiacs are supposed to wear glasses; cheerleaders, bikini show contestants, sorority presidents and volleyball players don’t.
When it comes to guys, Clark Kent wears glasses; Superman does not. But if someone kicked sand in your face at the beach, eyeglasses would protect you.
Glasses have become more fashionable over the years with high-level designers getting in on the act and that’s raised the status, and the prices, of the lowly eyeglass in the eyes of women.
I actually like seeing SCORE or Voluptuous Girls wearing glasses. I think they can look sexy in them and glasses can add a cuteness and a real-life feel. In our pictorials, starting off wearing glasses and then getting naked is also a kind of transition from good girl to naughty party girl. Once the glasses come off, so do the clothes.
Most of our shoots with glasses tend to use the student or teacher theme. Sometimes, it’s an office set.
But I think glasses can start off a pictorial that uses any theme. There’s one opening shot of Janet Jade wearing safety glasses in a work shop pictorial and video, and I think that Janet, who’s an eyeful anyway, looked good in them.
What do you think about models wearing glasses in their photos?
Do you see it or not?
Or does it make no difference?
Today was a scorcher here at SCORELAND HQ. The weather was somewhere around 91 degrees and the sun was unforgiving. As I made my way back from lunch I made a silent plea for rain to ease the heat emanating from the asphalt and I wished that I could be naked in some ice cold pool somewhere.
And that’s when I thought that I should probably be thankful for the heat. You know…because if I wanted to swim naked, imagine how many other women were thinking the same thing.
With the weather getting hotter and hotter it is easy to lose focus on the silver lining of the long, hot days of summer…
Yes, the temperature might be going up, but then again, so are these ladies’ tops. All around the world, the record-breaking heat is causing women to strip down to barely anything and/or put on the skimpiest little outfits imaginable.
And that is a good thing. In fact, it’s a great thing.
In the winter, we all complain about the lack of skin we see on a day to day basis. Well, the summer is here and so is the significant amount of breast flesh.
So if the heat has got you a little hot under the collar, crack open a cold one and check out these ladies who should get you a little hot in the pants if ya’ know whaddamean.
Stay cool, fellas!
Here is a pairing of two future legends in the new July ’12 issue of Voluptuous magazine.
I think of the great V-mag duos over the years such as:
Linsey and Chloe
This one-on-one of Natalie and Micky belongs in that league of all-stars.
And featured in this edition:
Is that a boobtastic cover of Micky and Natalie or not?
Can’t find V-mag at your local newsstand? Let us know and we’ll check it out.
Smile and the whole world smiles with you. Don’t smile and, just maybe, the whole world jacks to you.
Posted by Dave on Mar 13, 2012 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, Letters and comments, Point/Counterpoint, Tits in Tight Tops
Along with augmented vs. natural, and whether the models must show their pussies and do hardcore, one of the most common subjects among big-boob lovers regards models smiling (or not smiling) in their photos and videos. If I had a dime for every time a reader or website member complained about this model or that model not smiling, I’d be a millionaire. To these people, I could say, “Danni Ashe.” She never smiled (she pouted), yet she’s one of the most-popular big-boobed models ever. So there. And then these people would probably say to me, “Crystal Gunns.” She always smiled. Her smile was big and bright. She had a brick-shithouse of a body, but that smile made her seem like the girl-next-door.
Personally, for my own purposes, I don’t care whether a model is smiling (as long as she’s not giving me the finger or snarling), as long as she’s sexy and, preferably, posing in a very revealing, sexual manner. I do not expect a woman to smile while she has two fingers stuffed inside her pussy. I expect her to be overcome with lust and passion. To me, smiling does not equal lust and passion. A woman cannot smile and suck cock at the same time.
But, of course, SCORE and SCORELAND isn’t all about me and my own purposes. I have you guys to think about. And most of you like smiling.
S.M., a reader from Baltimore, Maryland, likes when the models smile, too, but he has an interesting, open-minded view of the other side of the debate. So I’ll turn the rest of this Blog over to him. Have at it, S.M.:
“We’ve read time after time about how readers don’t like to see a model looking too serious or not smiling. They tend to think they’re not happy doing what they’re doing or that the model has a nasty attitude. But that’s not necessarily the case. They could be, as you would say, making love to the camera, or it could be their mannerism due to their culture, or, okay, maybe she’s just having a rough day, or she could be nervous if it’s her debut, so instead of smiling, she shows the deer-in-the-headlights stare.
“But I’ve never had a problem when a model doesn’t smile a whole lot in their pictures. In fact, even with so-called happy-go-lucky models like Leanne Crow and Terri Jane, I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more sophistication from them. But that may just be who they are: They just like smiling due to their lively personalities. Sophisticated expressions can be intriguing and sometimes make me think the model is hard to get.
“Kiko Lee is the most sophisticated SCORE model right now. I’ve never seen her posing with a smile, but she’s sexy, and her unsmiling face turns me on. Your other most-sophisticated models are Merilyn Sakova, Bea Flora, Kelly Kay and Ashley Sage Ellison. Ariana Angel is a model who’s shown good sophisticated poses in a sexy way. But these models are good enough to afford not smiling. In fact, most of the models I’ve named have won awards or been finalists, so being too serious must not be such a horrible thing.
“But don’t get me wrong. Like most readers, I do enjoy seeing smiles and enthusiasm as well. But just because she’s not smiling doesn’t mean she’s not having a nice time. She just has her own way of showing it. She’s just trying to be sexy and turn us on.”
Posted by Elliot James on Nov 15, 2011 in DVD, Men's Products, Other SCORE Group websites, swimsuits, Tit Tricks, Tits in Tight Tops
In 2009, Ashley Sage Ellison traveled with SCORE to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to film her first DVD, Ashley’s First Time. It’s now on sale for only $19.95 for a limited time at eBoobStore.com.
Ashley’s First Time features the British, blonde, J-cup bombshell in and out of her micro-bikinis, trying on sexy tight tops and outfits, soaping up her lushness in the shower, exercising and oiling her amazing bod by the pool. The angel-faced beauty, a living, life-sized porcelain doll, also talks about her life, her interests and her major boobs.
“I could never wear stuff like this back home,” Ashley said during the filming . “I’d cause too much of a commotion if I tried to go out with these clothes on.”
Why St. Maarten? It was too damned cold in England at the time and Manchester is short on isolated tropical beaches where girls can romp nekkid.
Ashley later won both SCORE and V-mag’s 2009 Newcomer of the Year 2009. Even Karina Hart, who was also on the island to film the DVD As You Wish, was amazed by Ashley when they met for the first time.
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore. Get your copy. That’s my Sage advice.
Posted by Dave on Oct 7, 2011 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, Letters and comments, Other SCORE Group websites
S.M., a regular contributor to “Scorecard,” from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “Here’s my Top 25 of your most-photogenic naturals ever. 1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie; 2. Merilyn Sakova; 3. Sharday; 4. Ashley Sage Ellison; 5. Karina Hart; 6. Nicole Peters; 7. Bea Flora; 8. Brianna Costello; 9. Kelly Kay; 10. Natalie Fiore; 11. Taylor Steele; 12. Arianna Sinn; 13. Kerry Marie; 14. Shione Cooper; 15. Sophie Mae; 16. Terry Nova; 17. Chloe Vevrier; 18. Anna Song; 19. Luma; 20. Rhonda Baxter; 21. Via Paxton; 22. Kaytee Carter; 23. Miosotis; 24. Carrie Lynn; and 25. Dawn Stone.”
S.M. continues, “Let’s start with the definition of photogenic, according to the dictionary: ‘attractive as a subject for photography.’ I’d say the women above would fit that description, wouldn’t you? Linsey came in at No. 1, which should not be a shocker. She was a borderline celebrity. She was the porn version of Judy Garland, the brunette Marilyn Monroe, the British Jenna Jameson… you name it! I have selected the models for various reasons, some for being very personable, for sensuality, for attractiveness and, most importantly, for smoldering sexuality. Smoldering sexuality lets me know that the model might actually be aroused, which means she’s into what she’s doing or is at least acting like she is, so it’s the thought that counts. Terry Nova, Shione Cooper, Natalie Fiore and Chloe Vevrier specialize in this category.”
“Karina, Brianna and Taylor are the most personable models. They never stop smiling!”
“The most-sensuous models consist of Kelly Kay, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Merilyn Sakova, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone. And then you have your hardcore vixens such as Christy Marks and Shione Cooper, who are photogenic when solo.”
Thanks for the list, S.M. But, to tell you the truth, I thought all of our models were photogenic.
Cameltoe: A slang word for the outline of a girl’s labia majora when she’s wearing very tight-fitting shorts or pants. The fabric should be thin and clingy.
And I’d walk a mile for it.
The cameltoe effect is even more highlighted if the vertical seam goes straight down the middle of her shorts, separating the labia.
Admittedly, “cameltoe” is not a flattering term at all. The hoof of an “even-toed ungulate,” as the biology books call cameltoes, is not something you’d associate with a vagina. I have no idea who came up with the name. I can’t imagine someone walking up to a girl who’s dressed in booty shorts and saying, “Hey, the outline of your pussy looks like the hoof of a camel!”
As a boob man, I usually tend to look at a girl’s chest first but if she’s got on something that highlights a cameltoe, I’m there too. Here’s Ashley, Crystal, CJ and Kitana showing theirs. More in SCORELAND!
Note from Dave: Sorry to hijack your posting, Elliot, but has anybody noticed that cameltoes seem to be back in style? By “back in style,” I’m going back to the late 1970s and early 1980s, when women wore super-tight jeans and lots of polyester–this had something to do with the disco era–and sometimes the cameltoe would go an inch or more up their cunts. You could’ve fucked them without taking their pants off. Lately, I’ve noticed a lot more cameltoes, at least here in South Florida, than at any other time since 20 or so years ago. This, along with the return of tube tops, is a very enjoyable trend.