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Candy racks up

March 28, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Candy Alexa will never be behind the eight-ball. Not with that face and rack. I don’t think distraction is a cheating technique but getting naked and climbing on the pool table could be considered a classic distraction technique. Some might call it dirty pool, but not me.

“I don’t dress to show off my chest,” Candy said. “I don’t really need to. My breasts are big enough for my body size.”

Tomorrow, Candy takes on Michael Fly. She has a way with balls.

Guys want to stick it to Candy Alexa as soon as they see her.

Today at SCORELAND, who wants to shoot their load to Mariza Rabbit?

March 22, 2024 by Dave 4 Comments

Tits!

A super-stacked weekend at SCORELAND starts today with Mariza Rabbit sucking and fucking. I’m sure some of you remember Who Shot Roger Rabbit, a 1988 film that combined live-action and animation and featured big-titted cartoon character Jessica Rabbit. Mariza Rabbit is a real-life fantasy doll who told us, “I love watching ’90s cartoons and I like to go to the library and the planetarium.” She told us, “I can pick things up with my feet and make men get erections without even touching them.”

Well, sorry, Mariza, but that’s true of all of the girls at SCORELAND, although we understand what you’re getting at. All it takes is one glance at a photo like this one, in which Mariza’s tits look ginormous, to get a reaction.

There’s lots of Mariza in your future. For now, enjoy Mariza. I’m gonna guess you’ll cum without even touching her.

Feed your need for Sofia Damon

March 21, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

“Wearing tops or dresses that show cleavage and walking in front of men filled with desire who can’t stop looking at me makes me feel very sexy,” Sofia Damon said.

I like how Sofia thinks. I’m always amazed at how slim her body is, yet her natural tits are huge. This photo from her latest scene shows what I mean.

Sofia Damon used to sell mobile phones. What a waste of great talent. This is better.

Breast o’ the SCORELAND blog: Micky Bells demonstrates the boob goggles effect

March 17, 2024 by Elliot James 13 Comments

You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.

Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.

We begin with a beer at 6PM.

6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.

8 PM.

10 PM.

Midnight.

2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.

 

Kitchen paradise with Molly Evans

March 14, 2024 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Molly Evans is back at XLGirls today, and I have to say that this photo set and video has everything, and the kitchen sink, too.

I can never get enough of Molly, a beauty who started modeling for us when she turned 18.

If I had a kitchen appliance company, I would have launched an advertising campaign with Molly as a spokesmodel. The refrigerators and dishwashers would sell as fast as I could make them.

If I had a car dealership, Molly would be the face and body of my advertising campaign.

Welcome to MollyWood.

 

The fine feminine art of fucking themselves with a dildo

March 10, 2024 by Dave 3 Comments

As a sports fan, I’ve noticed for a long time that there’s a big difference between how a professional athlete carries, for instance, a baseball bat or a tennis racquet and how a non-athlete carries a piece of sporting equipment. It’s as if the bat or racquet or club is a natural extension of their hands, as if they were born carrying that bat or racquet or club.

The same is true of some SCORE Girls and how they handle a dildo. They have dildo dexterity that tells you, “I’ve been fucking my pussy with toys for a long time and I know how to do it.” They’re no amateurs at that dildo-fuck game. (Did I ever tell you about the girl at the old Show World Center in Manhattan who’d fuck her pussy with a toy while reading a text book? Some might have said, “Dave, the least she could have done for your quarters was pay attention to you,” but I thought, “This girl fucks her own pussy so much, she can do it as an afterthought.” I found that to be a big turn-on.)

Karina Hart, who has a SCORE Flashback scene today, and Morgan Leigh are artistes when it comes to fucking themselves with toys. It’s surprising that neither girl did hardcore, considering how much they loved filling their cunts for our viewing pleasure.

How does a girl get so good at dildo management, as if she were the adult modeling equivalent of a .330 hitter in baseball or a Grand Slam winner in tennis? Practice, I’m sure.

 

Kim Velez is back at SCORELAND today

March 9, 2024 by Elliot James 4 Comments

I’m happy to blog that Kim is back and looking as smashing as ever. Her nipples and areolae are award-winning

Kim debuted at SCORELAND on February 2, 2019. She wore braces the first year. As she matured, her tits got bigger, and that meant upgrading her bras. It’s corny to write, but I can’t believe how fast time moves.

I can never guess how long a girl will model, but I’m thinking that Kim will keep at it for a long time to come. To me, she looks like a teenager.

Kim Velez has the magic.

 

 

Once you saw Heather Hooters, you never forgot her

March 7, 2024 by Elliot James 5 Comments

I  once wrote that if you ever met Heather, you’d never guess that this gorgeous blonde was a nude dancer and a men’s mag model. I met her for the first time on the 3rd Boob Cruise in 1997. Mainly a feature dancer who did the club circuit, Heather didn’t do a lot of photo shoots or videos. She did just enough to stay in the spotlight and to remind SCORE magazine readers that they could see her live on-stage. We all had film cameras on the Cruise in those pre-cell phone camera days and I still have shots of Heather wearing scuba gear. She was a sporty girl and in great physical condition. I got to see how great in her on-deck dance show during the Cruise. She went on the second Cruise in 1998. We ran a win Heather’s bra in the February 1999 SCORE. I wonder if the winner still has it.

A very quiet girl, Heather became a stripper at a local club fresh out of high school, progressed to feature dancer status and moved into modeling. Soft-spoken, super-professional and easygoing, Heather appeared on TV talk shows about busty strippers and toured Germany. She would probably be surprised by how many of today’s models never leave their homes. One of her besties was Alyssa Alps. They did a mild girl-girl shoot in London for the June 1997 issue of SCORE. Alyssa didn’t go on the Cruise until the final one in 2000, but by that time, Heather had retired from the biz.

Heather Hooters in August 1996 SCORE.

 

 

Barbie Nicole: If the bikini fits

March 2, 2024 by Elliot James 5 Comments

When Barbie Nicole stands up and looks down, she can’t see her feet. But she has us to look at her feet so it’s okay.

“I love to wear the smallest suits. The smaller the better! My favorites are micro-bikinis and slingshot bikinis. I love how my side boobs just pop out! It’s so hot.”

New SCORELAND shoot today. Be here.

When Barbie turned 18, she became an exotic dancer.