The time I asked Africa Sexxx to do the impossible

Africa prepares to show off her deep-throat skills.

I might have told you this story before, but I’ll risk repeating myself.

This happened in my early days at SCORE, about three months after I started, back in June 2001. Africa Sexxx was in the studio and so was a young photographer who had not shot a single hardcore scene in his life (our main photographer was out sick). Anyway, the boss asked me to go into the studio and direct Africa’s XXX scene. It did not go well. The stud had wood problems, and it wasn’t his fault at all. It was my fault.

Okay, that didn’t sound right. It was my fault because the shoot went on far too long, so he was up and down, up and down. I had them do too many positions, and, finally, his poor pecker was pooped. But that’s not what I remember most about that scene.

Actually, what I remember most about that scene was Africa’s big, natural hangers and ultra-pink pussy, the pinkest I’ve ever seen.

I also remember asking her to do the impossible. Man, did I make a fool of myself.

Picture this: Africa was on the bed on all fours, tits hanging. Her stud was behind her, fucking her. And I thought it would be a great idea if Africa massaged her tits while she got fucked from behind.

So, at my direction, she grabbed one tit. Then I said, “Grab the other at the same time.”

She looked at me like I was crazy.

“I’ll face-plant if I do that,” she said.

Of course. She’d face-plant. She wouldn’t be able to hold herself up.

That was the last time I was ever called in to direct a hardcore shoot. As for Africa, she continued to shoot some of the hottest hardcore ever, like the remastered scene that’s going up today at SCORELAND.

She does suck cock hands-free.


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I’ll have what he’s having

Posted by Dave on Feb 2, 2016 in Boob Watch, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Danni Lynne has a cock in her pussy. That's why she's grabbing her breast. Some girls do that when they're cumming.

Danni Lynne sports a different look in her first SCORELAND hardcore scene today. Previously, she looked a little like actress Pam Grier. Now, she looks like…I’m not sure who she looks like. She looks like herself. Oddly, she doesn’t look like circa 1970s Pam Grier. Danni looks like Pam Grier only when she has straight hair.

Okay, let’s get focused here. Let’s focus on Danni’s beautiful face and huge tits. When you watch her scene, you’ll focus on her sucking cock and getting fucked.


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We could talk about Cathy Heaven. Or we could talk about Maserati and Linsey



New solo photos and a video of Cathy Heaven are now up at SCORELAND. Interesting photo set. Cathy’s pussy is out in the first photo and spread in the third. In the video, you have to wait a little longer to see her pussy, but it’s out pretty quickly.

Ms. Heaven’s first SCORELAND hardcore is already up. Her DP is coming soon. But how soon?

Hey, Elliot! How soon?

And now I’m going to let you in on a little discussion we had in the office recently:

Me: “Elliot, what would you say if I said that Maserati is the greatest natural ever?”

Elliot: “Not better than Linsey.”

Art Director Steve: “Definitely not better than Linsey.”

Okay, but stay with me on this: Maserati’s tits are about the same size as Linsey’s. I think they’re fuller. They’re definitely heavier. They’re just as firm. Linsey probably had a smaller waist but not by much. Maserati has a better ass by far. Facially, it’s a matter of opinion. They’re both very pretty. I’m going to get murdered for this, but I think Maserati is prettier.

We could leave it at this: Both girls are great. Or we could hash it out.


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How many girls can tit-fuck a guy’s head?

Posted by Dave on May 30, 2015 in Boob Bloopers, Boob Watch, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Sergio has a lot of weight on his shoulders.

That’s not quite the question posed in Liza Biggs’ return to SCORELAND today, but it’s what crossed my mind when I saw this photo.

Two thoughts:

1. Liza easily tit-fucks Sergio’s head.

2. Liza’s areolae are bigger than Sergio’s cheeks.

Third thought: This would be the greatest way ever to get a massage. A girl doesn’t need hands when she has tits like Liza’s.


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Labor Day is one of the busiest travel days of the year. We recommend taking the train.

Posted by Dave on Sep 1, 2014 in Boob Watch, New at Scoreland, SCORELAND Specials


The J train, I presume.

Today at SCORELAND, fabulous J-cup natural Marie Leone stars in “Boobs Over Miami.” We dressed up Marie in tight tops and took her on a tour of the local sights. Turned out she was the best sight of all.

Enjoy the unofficial last day of summer at SCORELAND.



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There’s no place I’d rather be…

Maserati serves "Breastfest in Bed."

Today at SCORELAND, a Maserati SCOREVideos special doubleheader. Two videos: “Breastfest in Bed” and “Jacking In The Ladies Room.”

There are a lot of ways to go. But is there a better way to go than being smothered by Maserati’s giant naturals?

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Janet, Farrah, Mianna and Sierra welcome Marie to the pantheon of great black ‘n’ stacked chicks

Marie Leone's tits remind me of Janet Jade's. That's a major compliment.

I'd forgotten how jawdroppingly hot Janet is.

Marie Leone, a 19-year-old beauty with J-cup naturals, makes her SCORELAND debut today, two weeks after she made her SCOREVideos debut by fucking on-camera. Elliot blogged about her back then, and among the comments were:

“Fantastic! She reminds me of the great Mianna Thomas.”

“Few things are better than a black girl with huge tits and a cute face. Janet Jade is still the queen though…”

“This girl is absolutely gorgeous, no ugly tattoos no nothing… a true black beauty.”

Marie really is special, and her baby-doll voice is the icing on her sweet cake (or cakes).

Like Marie, Mianna was only a teen when she debuted. Marie is 19. Mianna was 18.

Like Mianna and Marie, Farrah fucks on-camera. Janet tugged.

Now, Marie doesn’t need to be compared to anyone. She’s great on her own. And this isn’t a competition (although, I guess, sometimes it is when awards time rolls around). But since those guys brought up Farrah, Mianna and Janet, here are pictures of all of them, plus the newly amazing Marie.

By the way, another great black ‘n’ stacked girl is Sierra, who I wrote about for tomorrow’s XXX posting at SCORELAND2. Like Marie, Sierra has a babydoll voice. Like Marie, she loves to fuck. Will Marie go on to have a long career of cock-sucking and getting ass-fucked on-camera like Sierra had? Only time will tell.

But why worry about the future when the present is so enjoyable? Why…why…why? Why ask why? Just enjoy.


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Love to love you, Rene Love

Posted by Dave on Jun 9, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, Interviews, newcomers

Rene Love makes her SCORELAND debut Monday and Tuesday. This is good news for those of you who are getting the late-Sunday blahs and are thinking, “Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.” It’s bad news for me because I was hoping to keep her to myself. Elliot keeps ragging on me because he thinks I’ve fallen in love with Rene. “Love” is a strong word, but the girl does have J-cup naturals and is as cute as can be. Besides, sometimes guys confuse “love” with “lust.” That might be true, but I’m not confused about Rene’s tits.

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Man, the torpedos!

Posted by Dave on Mar 5, 2013 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Monica Keyes debuts at SCORELAND today with her torpedo tits.

The first time I saw newcomer Monica Keyes, who debuts today at SCORELAND, I said to Elliot, “She reminds me of Toi.” Toi was a great model from the mid-’90s.

Then I saw Monica’s tits and said, “Now she really reminds me of Toi!”

Two words: TORPEDO TITS. You don’t see them often, but when you do, they’re memorable.

Until Monica came along, I thought Toi had the best torpedo tits ever.

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What a waist! Gabrielle Love and her hourglass figure

Posted by Dave on Feb 27, 2013 in Boob Watch, Letters and comments, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Gabrielle Love and her hourglass figure, today at SCORELAND.

R.N. from New Jersey writes, “I had an experience with the April ’13 issue of V-mag that I have had only twice before in many years of reading your magazines. I wonder if other readers have ever had a similar experience. As usual, all of the girls from cover-to-cover are cock-stiffening. One model, however, is so exciting that even when I begin jacking over one of the other girls, I find myself returning to this one beauty every time for the exquisite moment of pleasure when I shoot my load. That’s what happens to me with Gabrielle Love. I have started masturbating over every girl in the issue, including three times over Siri having her way with two cocks, but I never fail to turn to Gabrielle when I cum. The pleasure Gabrielle gives me is so intense that my toes curl as I shoot. I hope you won’t laugh at me for admitting that, but it’s true.”

I mentioned this letter a few weeks ago, but I didn’t mention who R.N. was referring to. I’m mentioning it this time because Gabrielle has a new photo set, the one from the April ’13 Voluptuous, going up today at SCORELAND, and I’m glad to see that she’s getting the attention she deserves. Gabrielle has a true hourglass figure: 46-32-48. That’s impressive! You’re just not going to find many girls who have 48-inch butts and 32-inch waists. Yeah, I know, sub-30 is the magic number for waist size in this skin-and-bones obsessed society, but I want to know how many of those sub-30 girls have 46-inch chests and 48-inch hips. You don’t see a lot of girls, even V-Girls, with hourglass figures. Cherry Brady is one, and it’s no wonder she’s so popular.

By the way, the waist–a curvy waist, not a straight waist–is one of the most-underlooked parts of a woman’s body. What do most sexy girls have in common? Upper bodies that taper in and curve back out again.

Gabrielle told us, “I think that it’s great that I have what a lot of women pay lots of money to get: big tits and a big ass. I don’t mind when men look at me, either. It’s natural for men to see a woman they find attractive and react to her. I think guys should be honest and polite about it.”

Honest and polite, eh? But it’s alright if we think dirty thoughts, right? Right.



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