Posted by Dave on Oct 7, 2015 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, Deep Inside Scoreland, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
New solo photos and a video of Cathy Heaven are now up at SCORELAND. Interesting photo set. Cathy’s pussy is out in the first photo and spread in the third. In the video, you have to wait a little longer to see her pussy, but it’s out pretty quickly.
Ms. Heaven’s first SCORELAND hardcore is already up. Her DP is coming soon. But how soon?
Hey, Elliot! How soon?
And now I’m going to let you in on a little discussion we had in the office recently:
Me: “Elliot, what would you say if I said that Maserati is the greatest natural ever?”
Elliot: “Not better than Linsey.”
Art Director Steve: “Definitely not better than Linsey.”
Okay, but stay with me on this: Maserati’s tits are about the same size as Linsey’s. I think they’re fuller. They’re definitely heavier. They’re just as firm. Linsey probably had a smaller waist but not by much. Maserati has a better ass by far. Facially, it’s a matter of opinion. They’re both very pretty. I’m going to get murdered for this, but I think Maserati is prettier.
We could leave it at this: Both girls are great. Or we could hash it out.
That’s not quite the question posed in Liza Biggs’ return to SCORELAND today, but it’s what crossed my mind when I saw this photo.
1. Liza easily tit-fucks Sergio’s head.
2. Liza’s areolae are bigger than Sergio’s cheeks.
Third thought: This would be the greatest way ever to get a massage. A girl doesn’t need hands when she has tits like Liza’s.
Today at SCORELAND, fabulous J-cup natural Marie Leone stars in “Boobs Over Miami.” We dressed up Marie in tight tops and took her on a tour of the local sights. Turned out she was the best sight of all.
Enjoy the unofficial last day of summer at SCORELAND.
Posted by Dave on Mar 18, 2014 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, Other SCORE Group websites, SCORELAND Specials
Today at SCORELAND, a Maserati SCOREVideos special doubleheader. Two videos: “Breastfest in Bed” and “Jacking In The Ladies Room.”
There are a lot of ways to go. But is there a better way to go than being smothered by Maserati’s giant naturals?
Posted by Dave on Oct 17, 2013 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Other SCORE Group websites
Marie Leone, a 19-year-old beauty with J-cup naturals, makes her SCORELAND debut today, two weeks after she made her SCOREVideos debut by fucking on-camera. Elliot blogged about her back then, and among the comments were:
“Fantastic! She reminds me of the great Mianna Thomas.”
“Few things are better than a black girl with huge tits and a cute face. Janet Jade is still the queen though…”
“This girl is absolutely gorgeous, no ugly tattoos no nothing… a true black beauty.”
Marie really is special, and her baby-doll voice is the icing on her sweet cake (or cakes).
Now, Marie doesn’t need to be compared to anyone. She’s great on her own. And this isn’t a competition (although, I guess, sometimes it is when awards time rolls around). But since those guys brought up Farrah, Mianna and Janet, here are pictures of all of them, plus the newly amazing Marie.
By the way, another great black ‘n’ stacked girl is Sierra, who I wrote about for tomorrow’s XXX posting at SCORELAND2. Like Marie, Sierra has a babydoll voice. Like Marie, she loves to fuck. Will Marie go on to have a long career of cock-sucking and getting ass-fucked on-camera like Sierra had? Only time will tell.
But why worry about the future when the present is so enjoyable? Why…why…why? Why ask why? Just enjoy.
Rene Love makes her SCORELAND debut Monday and Tuesday. This is good news for those of you who are getting the late-Sunday blahs and are thinking, “Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.” It’s bad news for me because I was hoping to keep her to myself. Elliot keeps ragging on me because he thinks I’ve fallen in love with Rene. “Love” is a strong word, but the girl does have J-cup naturals and is as cute as can be. Besides, sometimes guys confuse “love” with “lust.” That might be true, but I’m not confused about Rene’s tits.
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The first time I saw newcomer Monica Keyes, who debuts today at SCORELAND, I said to Elliot, “She reminds me of Toi.” Toi was a great model from the mid-’90s.
Then I saw Monica’s tits and said, “Now she really reminds me of Toi!”
Two words: TORPEDO TITS. You don’t see them often, but when you do, they’re memorable.
R.N. from New Jersey writes, “I had an experience with the April ’13 issue of V-mag that I have had only twice before in many years of reading your magazines. I wonder if other readers have ever had a similar experience. As usual, all of the girls from cover-to-cover are cock-stiffening. One model, however, is so exciting that even when I begin jacking over one of the other girls, I find myself returning to this one beauty every time for the exquisite moment of pleasure when I shoot my load. That’s what happens to me with Gabrielle Love. I have started masturbating over every girl in the issue, including three times over Siri having her way with two cocks, but I never fail to turn to Gabrielle when I cum. The pleasure Gabrielle gives me is so intense that my toes curl as I shoot. I hope you won’t laugh at me for admitting that, but it’s true.”
I mentioned this letter a few weeks ago, but I didn’t mention who R.N. was referring to. I’m mentioning it this time because Gabrielle has a new photo set, the one from the April ’13 Voluptuous, going up today at SCORELAND, and I’m glad to see that she’s getting the attention she deserves. Gabrielle has a true hourglass figure: 46-32-48. That’s impressive! You’re just not going to find many girls who have 48-inch butts and 32-inch waists. Yeah, I know, sub-30 is the magic number for waist size in this skin-and-bones obsessed society, but I want to know how many of those sub-30 girls have 46-inch chests and 48-inch hips. You don’t see a lot of girls, even V-Girls, with hourglass figures. Cherry Brady is one, and it’s no wonder she’s so popular.
By the way, the waist–a curvy waist, not a straight waist–is one of the most-underlooked parts of a woman’s body. What do most sexy girls have in common? Upper bodies that taper in and curve back out again.
Gabrielle told us, “I think that it’s great that I have what a lot of women pay lots of money to get: big tits and a big ass. I don’t mind when men look at me, either. It’s natural for men to see a woman they find attractive and react to her. I think guys should be honest and polite about it.”
Honest and polite, eh? But it’s alright if we think dirty thoughts, right? Right.
So the other day, I was at a restaurant with my significant other. And I did something men aren’t supposed to do when they’re with a woman.
I gave the waitress a bigger tip because she had big tits. What was I thinking?
Clearly, I wasn’t trying to hit on this waitress or impress her. But she had really big tits and a small waist–I’m guessing 36G-26-34–and my larger-than-normal tip (for service that was no better than average) was basically me rewarding her for having big tits.
What was I thinking? I’ve done this many times before, you know…given a waitress a big tip just for having big tits without having any expectations (or hopes) of extra-curricular service. Fortunately, my S.O. didn’t notice how big the tip was because she would’ve been on to me right away. After all, when we sat down, I had said to her, “It looks like you have to have big boobs to work here.”
I was reminded of this because in today’s posting at SCORELAND, HH-cup newcomer Gabrielle Love has just come home from a tough night of waitressing. She is showing a lot of cleavage in her waitress uniform. If she were my waitress, I would’ve tipped her 100%, at least.
But why? Why do we big-boob lovers give busty waitresses bigger tips for no other reason than that they have big tits?
Or is that reason enough?
Posted by Dave on Nov 15, 2012 in Boob Watch, New at Scoreland, The Life of an Editor, Tits in Tight Tops
Elliot James is quite a wordsmith (no surprise considering that he is a direct descendant of the great American writer Henry James and the great Irish novelist James Joyce, not to mention the crime novelist P.D. James), and of the Maserati video and photo hardcore scene that go up today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, he put ink to paper and mused: “It’s always a special event when Maserati returns for her now semi-annual visits. Follow those mouthwatering bouncing boobs in Bounce, Maserati, Bounce! and gaze in awe as this stacked honey gets a jiggle and shake show in before she jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter.”
Jiggle and shake show. Superb! She jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter! A wonderful example of wordplay! I couldn’t have said it better myself. Actually, I would have tried to say it better myself, but I was left not only speechless but locked in a terrific state of writer’s block after staring at these two photos of Maserati caught in mid-air.
Bounce, Maserati, bounce! Indeed!
Now I must attend to my needs.