Posted by Elliot James on Jul 20, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Life With Big Tits, swimsuits, Tit Tricks
Floating tits rule. Girls in pools rule. Girls in pools are cool.
And that means their nipples harden.
After all, we’re based in Florida where it’s sunny 70% of the year and tourists visit just for the beaches and pools. It’s one of the best locations for outdoor photography. When the photo staff goes out of the US, the Caribbean is its usual stomping ground. The Boob Cruises of the 1990s are embedded in SCORE‘s DNA.
I love seeing the Girls of SCORELAND rising out of the pool as water cascades down their slippery slopes.
Water is their invisible means of breast support. They wear the original water bra.
Posted by Elliot James on Feb 26, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, Point/Counterpoint
Boobs are always trendy.
After Seth MacFarlane brought big boobs to the Academy Awards ceremony, the first 25 pages of Google search were dominated by the public’s and media’s reaction to his song and dance number, “We Saw Your Boobs.”
“We Saw Your Boobs” is not a song here, of course. It’s a way of life. Actually, “Show us your boobs” was the line we used to say on the Boob Cruises.
I’m happy for Seth, but my favorite song still remains Rodney Carrington’s “Titties and Beer.” This song is built into the Jingle Jugs trophy rack, a nifty item that’s just the thing to play for your mother-in-law when she visits.
Another boob trend that’s trending is giving away a boob job as a contest prize. This is also getting a mix of yeas and nays from the populace. Philadelphia radio station Q102 and a clinic are giving away a free breast augmentation to a lucky winner. This seems to be a popular radio station giveaway as they try to attract more female listeners.
A bar owner in Des Moines, Iowa gave away $3,000 gift certificates for a boob job at his three bars this past Mardi Gras. Boob job contests are also held in Buffalo, Tampa and at a lot of other bars around the USA.
The “breasturant” industry, if you can call it that, will be getting a little more crowded as a chain called Twin Peaks spreads its, uh, wings, joining Hooters as another fine dining establishment featuring waitresses in titty-tops. More power to them even though I don’t like chicken wings.
A Twin Peaks is opening in Florida, but it’s going to be too far away for us SCORE lunchers. But experience tells me not to expect the next SCORE covergirl in these places. I’ve never seen a really busty Hooters Girl. By SCORE requirements.
And wrapping up my boob trending studies, I have to mention the best name I’ve seen in a while. She’s a 20 year-old Brit from the TV show Celebrity Big Brother. Her name is Lacey Banghard. That’s her real name. Unfortunately, Lacey got the boot from the Big Brother house by coldhearted voters last month, but I have no doubt she will continue to trend in the news for a long time.
This photo was snapped during Boob Cruise 3 in 1997. I did a “WTF” double-take the first time I saw it.
This is NOT photoshopped. As far as I know, it was not intentional or a planned blooper shot by the photographer. The angle of the camera and the model’s pose resulted in this odd photographic decapitation. It’s the weirdest photo I’ve ever seen from the SCORE Archives in 21 years.
Do any of you Jedi hooter knights recognize the girl? Recognize the body? The hooters? Maybe the belly button?
As you can see, she’s blonde.
I’ll throw in some hints.
She was on two Boob Cruises and retired from modeling in 2000.
Posted by Dave on Jan 11, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, swimsuits, The Life of an Editor
As I mentioned a few weeks ago, we’ve been working on a very special July 2013 issue of SCORE. I have to admit, it’s been consuming almost all of my time. Now, I’m not complaining. I’ve been spending my days with my head buried in binders full of back issue of SCORE, looking at every photo we’ve ever published on every page of every issue. Yeah, it’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it.
One thing I’ve confirmed is that we’ve published some great photos during the 21 years that SCORE has been in existence. I’ve also discovered that if we wanted to, we could easily publish entire magazines with nothing but photos of SaRenna Lee, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Morgan Leigh, Angelique, Christy Marks and this girl.
Yes, this girl. The one below. The photo was taken during Boob Cruise ’98. I think it’s spectacular, one of the greatest bikini photos ever taken. What do you think?
Posted by Elliot James on Jun 25, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, Contest, Deep Inside Scoreland, Letters and comments, New at Scoreland, print magazines, The Life of an Editor
Dave mentioned in his June 16 Blog that “Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. ‘Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?’ Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G.”
However, when Dave and I were coming up with questions and answers, I threw in that the answers were multiple choice, not a much harder fill-in form of answer, and that the answers were all inside SCORELAND. No one had to pour through 20 years of back-issue magazines that 90% or more didn’t even own or, if they did have, were probably stored away in boxes. The answers were clicks away.
For example, I thought everyone would get these two questions from No. 13 right:
Which girl who sailed on the 2000 Boob Cruise would later win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
Going to Morgan’s interview, published in its entirety in the Interviews section of “Galleries,” the very first sentence is, “The 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year turned out to be a true Cinderella story: Morgan Leigh, who sailed as a passenger on the 2000 Boob Cruise and walked around admiring the big-titted superstars of SCORE magazine, is now, all these years later, a big-titted superstar of SCORE magazine.” The interview is also on video, plus it’s also mentioned in some of Morgan’s pictorials. Until 2006, I had no idea how influential the Boob Cruise was in Morgan’s life.
Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?
There they were in a “Galleries” Mammary Lane story with Stern sidekick “Fred The Elephant Boy” and nine photos. The story was about Colt, Casey and Kellei G’s visit to New York City for the Howard Stern Show on E! TV in February, 1995. The girls were also given the thankless job of shaving Fred. His face, not his pubic hair…luckily for them.
Linsey appeared on Stern by herself, a show also shown on E! TV when they broadcast Stern. This show aired nationally on February 14, 2003. (I still have that show on VHS tape.) Stern got to see LDM’s boobs, even if TV viewers couldn’t. Just Googling “Linsey Dawn McKenzie Howard Stern” would have brought up the answer.
And for a topic closer to the present day, there was the question from #9:
Which model never went to Mexico on a SCORE shoot?
Many chose Lovette although Puerto Vallarta is listed three times right on her model page of links, and going to the recent Puerto Vallarta special with Jenna Valentine, Hitomi, Natalie Fiore, Micky Bells and Leanne Crow, there’s no sign of Karla, who was actually invited but couldn’t make it.
Lovette, Via Paxton and Ariana went to Mexico in August 2000 shortly after the Boob Cruise. It’s one of the oldest On Location shoots archived on SCORELAND. Here she is behind the wheel of the Geo Metro that Peter, the photographer, rented to drive to a secluded area.
“I should have had Lovette drive back to the hotel just like that, but that’s asking for a ticket, I suppose,” said Peter, a man who has seen more tits and clits than a gynecologist.
I hope to see more of you take a shot at the questions for this wrap-up week, even if you just feel like guessing rather than looking it up.
You have to be in it to win it!
Question No. 1: Who is today’s “20 for 20″ girl at SCORELAND? Question No. 2: Can you correctly answer three SCORE trivia questions? Most people can’t!
Posted by Dave on Jun 8, 2012 in Boobs in the News, Contest, New at Scoreland, Poll, print magazines
So the “20 for 20″ celebration continues today at SCORELAND with the announcement of our 18th-best SCORE Girl of all-time as voted by SCORELAND members, and I can tell you a few things about this girl:
1. Initials N.F.
2. Tits get bigger every time we hook up with her, which is impressive since she’s 100% natural.
3. She’s the first of several girls who didn’t make it into the Top 20 named by magazine readers but did make it into the Top 20 as voted by website members. What does that mean? Hey, you tell me!
Also continuing today (and tomorrow, too) is the daily gift-pack trivia contest in which members have a chance to win a limited-edition 20th anniversary cap and shirt, among other goodies, and let me tell you something: I’m surprised. When Elliot and I first thought up the questions, we wondered, “Are they too easy?” Well, the answer is a big, gigantic NO!
The way it works is, each day, we present three SCORE-related trivia questions. Answer all three correctly and you get entered into a random drawing for one of 20 gift packs. Well, so far, I’d say about 10% of contest entrants have answered all three questions correctly.
On Day One, the answer that tripped up most people was, “How many times did the Boob Cruise sail?” The correct answer was five, but almost everybody answered six. Surprisingly, most people correctly answered the one about the real-life farmer’s daughter who grew up working on a hops farm. The answer is Kaytee Carter, and when Elliot devised that question, I said to him, “Nobody’s going to get that right.” But almost everybody did.
On Day Two, almost everybody knew that Lorna Morgan poured heavy cream over her body in Key Largo, Florida, but a lot of people thought Chloe Vevrier’s first SCORE shoot was in London, England (it was actually in Eleuthera, the Bahamas), and not a lot of people knew that Lisa Lipps had brought her own stud to a SCORE hardcore shoot.
Well, I’m glad the questions haven’t been too easy. That makes it more fun. I’m not sure which of today’s questions will stump readers. There’s one about whose first XXX scene was a threesome, then there’s one about Autumn-Jade’s growth spurt and another about Tawny Peaks.
All I can say is that those gift-packs are going to be well-earned, and if you happen to win one, wear that cap and shirt proudly. In my opinion, you’re the big-boob world equal of any Jeopardy champion.
The Day 2 winner was A.E.W. of Silver Spring, Maryland. Congratulations!
Posted by Maria on Apr 29, 2012 in Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, Tit Tricks, Tits in Tight Tops
According to the Wiki gods, today is International Dance Day. On this day, you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind….
No, wait…that’s the Safety Dance.
Well, although they deemed it International Dance Day, the powers that be failed to say what kind of dancing that entailed, so I am going to go ahead and call today International Sexy Dance Day. Just let the International Dance Committee try and stop me.
So on this day I am going to pay homage to some sexy dancers that I happen to enjoy. All of these ladies dance their asses off, naked, and that is really the best kind of dancing there is.
And I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it.
In fact, I remember when SCORE used to do a feature called Caught in the Act where we would check out one of our busty babes at the strip club she was dancing at. And who can forget the dancing on the deck during those long nights at sea during the Boob Cruises? Yes, we have always held the naked dancer in high regard here at SCORELAND.
So check out these tiny-yet-huge-breasted dancers and enjoy International Sexy Dance Day, because even though it’s not a holiday, it totally fucking should be.
Posted by Dave on Mar 11, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, The Life of an Editor, Tits in Tight Tops
Thursday night, I was watching Jeopardy, like I do almost every night, and for one of the few times, I found myself rooting for one of the contestants. You can probably guess why.
She had big tits.
I don’t think she had SCORE or V-mag-sized tits, but they were awfully big by mainstream standards, and she was wearing a tight, green sweater which, along with her very good posture, made her look even bustier. I think the cameraman was impressed, too. Whenever she buzzed in, the cameraman made sure her tits were in the picture.
I was impressed, too, by her bra choice. Although her sweater was tight, there were no indications of bulging cups or straps. I kind of wondered whether the Jeopardy staff had helped her out with that (maybe she had showed up with her tits bulging) or if she knew enough about her own tits and bras to pull off that smooth, seamless, well-kept-tits look.
Anyway, this woman (her name was Jessamine) won, and I was very happy about that because that meant I’d get to see her again on Friday.
Which got me to thinking…what if Jeopardy had a SCORE category?
I’ll give you an example:
“SCORE Discoveries for 200, Alex.”
“The answer is…both New Yorkers, one mega-busty SCORE Girl discovered the other, who would go on to become a SCORE columnist.”
“Who are Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns?”
Got it? Let’s try some more. This time, I won’t give you the questions.
“SCORE for 400, Alex.”
“The answer is…these two SCORE Girls were discovered in 1990 when a banner flying over Daytona Beach, Florida, read, ‘Big bucks for big boobs!’”
“SCORE for 600, Alex.”
“Originally a passenger on the Boob Cruise, she would go on to win SCORE Newcomer of the Year.”
“SCORE for 800, Alex.”
“This short ‘n’ stacked favorite discovered V-mag when she was cleaning her boyfriend’s bathroom.”
And finally…”SCORE for a thousand, Alex.”
“This super-natural had dropped out of sight when Elliot James re-discovered her dancing at a strip club in Huntsville, Alabama in 2001.”
And remember: don’t be a pussy. Always make it a true “Daily Double.”
Posted by Elliot James on Jan 4, 2011 in birthdays
“I have been told I pack a lot of boob for being such a small woman. I like it, though. I love my tits,” says Camelia Davis. Europe DiChan sailed on four consecutive Boob Cruises; 1994, 1995, 1997 and 1998. Diamond Foxxx has a hardcore scene in the DVD Busty Bang Sessions. “You can tell the real boob guys, because they know how to touch them,” says Chantz Fortune. “I never had any interest in doing anything strong. I like glamour and fitness modeling,” says Rukhsana. Sofia Staks lives in Las Vegas and is also an expert belly dancer since her teen years. Miss Skarlett K. from Birmingham doesn’t know how much her tits weigh. Hey, ya gotta ask anyway, right? Unless you’re Brett Favre. Happy birthday, girls.
Gorgeous Angel Eyes debuted in our November ’95 issue. She became a popular star on the strip club circuit and could be on the road dancing up to 46 weeks a year. Angel did very little photo and video modeling. She sailed on Boob Cruise ’98, the biggest cruise of the five voyages. A rare video for SCORE Xtra 2 (later re-edited into the DVD, SCORE Classics) drove guys crazy as Angel stripped, oiled, fucked her pussy with a huge vibrator and put a butt plug in her ass. Her last formal pictorial was a pairing with Lovette in June 2000. In October ’01, Alyssa Alps devoted her entire column “On The Road” to hanging out Angel who was getting into real estate. She retired not long afterwards and became a successful businesswoman.
Last seen in November ’03 SCORE. Georgia hottie Bre was a 19 year-old college co-ed when she started posing, eventually appearing in a total of ten pictorials for SCORE, Voluptuous and SCORELAND. She also chatted about herself in a video interview. “The thing is, I’m open to just about anything,” Bre said. “I like to have fun in bed. I like my body and I want men to enjoy it. I like my boobs and I want men to enjoy them, whether they’re just looking or playing with them. That’s one of the reasons I decided to pose.” She is a true girl-next-door. Today, Bre works in sales.
Ariana‘s Afghani heritage gifted her with a doe-eyed, sultry look that melted guys in her line of sight into puddles of goo. After sailing on Boob Cruise 2K in May ’00, exotic dancer Ariana went to a Mexican resort in August ’00 for the SCORELAND special On Location Puerto Vallarta. “She flirts a lot with her eyes and uses a lot of eye contact,” said her SCORE photographer. “She was doing this at the hotel in Mexico and practically had the male employees drooling.” Ariana’s first appearance in SCORE was the cover of July 2000, dressed as a belly dancer. Ariana also did a very hot girl-girl with Adina for the video Busty Auditions but never boffed any guys on camera like Adina did. The guys who sailed on Boob Cruise 2000 with Ariana still avidly talk, and ask, about her. Ariana, who lives in LA, never modeled for anyone after us.
The very sexy Adina appeared in four issues (July ’00. Holiday ’00, May ’01 and June ’01) and the DVD Boobs Ahoy! Boob Cruise 2000. She also boffed the cableguy in the Best of SCORE Xtra, her only XXX DVD. Originally a web-cam girl, Adina never posed for any other big-boob mags or video companies. “I found SCORE on the Internet, and it took me two weeks to think it over,” Adina told us in 2000. Adina was a dental tech student at the time of her SCORE debut. We remember her bringing her textbooks on the Boob Cruise clippership but how much studying she got done, we couldn’t tell ya. Adina quit modeling a couple of years after the Boob Cruise and didn’t pursue her dentisty studies but opted for a regular job in the nine-to-five world.
A bodybuilding champion, roller-skating champion, erotic boxer-wrestler and exotic dancer, Lacey Legend’s association with SCORE began in the Nov. ’92 issue in a girl-girl with Deena Duos (who made her covergirl comeback in July ’07). Always in fantastic shape, Lacey returned to SCORE at the age of 51 to pose for Sept. ’99 and later for April ’00 and August ’01. Not interested in hardcore action, Lacey appeared in the DVDs The Greatest Big-Bust Video Ever and Busty Dildo Lovers 1. Lacey left the scene in 2004, closing her website and trading in her lap dancin’ heels for a new career as a businesswoman. She gave a great lap dance so that was a sad day, for us anyway. “The look I like is both healthy and athletic,” Lacey said. “It’s fun acquiring and holding that look. However, you have to want that type of look. Some women want to carry it further than just toning their bodies. I was one of them.”