Tag Archive: Carmen Hayes
July 30, 2010 by Elliot James
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Maggie Green born August 4.
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Carmen Hayes born August 3.
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Kandi Kobain born August 3.
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Ms. Panther born August 2.
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Diane Poppos born August 3.
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Contessa Rose born August 1.
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Candy Connelly born July 30.
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Scarlett Rouge born July 30.
Scarlett Rouge co-stars in Sex In The Titties. Candy Connelly was one of the early SCORELAND live-chat models. Contessa Rose appears this weekend on SCORELAND. Diane Poppos started the entire “busty housewife” phenomenon. Ms. Panther co-stars with Sabina Leigh, Gianna Rossi, Tera Cox and April McKenzie in Pounding The Pledges. Kandi Kobain’s dream wheels is a hot pink Cadillac Escalade. Carmen Hayes is so flexible she could perform in Cirque du Soleil. Maggie Green co-stars with Daphne Rosen, Eva Notty, Contessa Rose and Aileen Ghettman in Boob Science. Happy big-boob birthdays, ladies.
July 1, 2010 by Dave
A good stripper, like Carmen Hayes, doesn't even have to put out to make a living. All she has to do is show her goods.
Elliot James and I were having this discussion at lunch the other day, which is not surprising because we have discussions like this every time we have lunch. We were walking through the parking lot to the local burger joint when we saw a woman standing by her car wearing a dress shirt as a dress. Long legs, fuck-me pumps and, of course, big tits. I say big tits because otherwise, Elliot and I wouldn’t have noticed.
“She’s dressed like a hooker,” Elliot said.
A street hooker like Puma Swede will come right to your door. Now that's service with a smile.
“That’s a good thing,” I said.
“Of course.”
It is a known fact that men love hookers and strippers. But which one do we love more?
Strippers, of course, will show you the goods. And they ply their trade in a relatively secure environment. And what they’re doing is, mostly, legal. Lap dances are legal in most places, even if you bust your nut, and what’s even better is that you don’t have to worry about contracting an STD when a stripper is giving you the grind.
Hookers, of course, are dangerous but sexy. It’s no wonder that we have a website called BigTitHooker.com. Check it out. They provide curbside service. But, of course, hooking, especially street-hooking, is illegal in most of the world. And when you let a stranger get into your car, you never know what you’re getting into before you get into whatever you’re getting into. I think a lot of us just like seeing hookers, even if we’re not planning to partake of their services.
Anyway, hookers vs. strippers…you make the call!
June 18, 2010 by Maria
It's flexi time for Christy and Kylee!
There is something about a busty chick with her legs behind her head that makes me smile. (And apparently, having their legs behind their heads makes these ladies smile, too.) Nothing says, “Hi! Look at all the holes you can have fun with!” like a woman flexible enough to contort into a sort of fuck pretzel for you.
Kaytee shows us ALL of her holes!
Not all of our ladies can contort this way, so when they do, it’s a real treat your V-Mag editor. And sometimes we get very lucky and we will get TWO ladies who are yoga lovers and can do all sorts of tricks. That was the case when busty babes Christy Marks and Kylee Nash posed together in this comparison photo shoot from the Aug. ’08 issue of SCORE.
Gianna shows why she's our favorite porn star!
Carmen is flexible and tight at the same time!
And in a previous blog post where she did yoga, Kaytee Carter showed me how she likes to get into this position after a long day so she can relax. And believe me when I say to you that I was relaxed just watching her get into this position. lol
And then, of course, you have seasoned porn stars like Carmen Hayes and Gianna Rossi (My FAVE!) who do this position justice in their countless XXX appearances.
So, while I can go on and on about these women’s obvious assets like their tits and their pretty faces, I will say that this one is going to be all about their ability to be both flexible and fuckable…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.
xxoxo
Maria
June 3, 2010 by Elliot James
Now at your favorite newsstand.
Why do you need to pick up the August 2010 Voluptuous, now at your friendly neighborhood newsstand?
Here are several excellent reasons.
Covergirl Bebe Cooper.
Tatiana Blair interview.
New models Trinity Michaels, Laurella and Jen Capone.
Arianna Sinn.
Sunshine and Monique L’Amour girl-girl.
Carmen Hayes and Cynthia Flowers doing the cock in XXX.
That should cover it.
Wait. Just one more reason. A free DVD (in most areas) called Big Tit Overload with Angela White, Petra, Jelena, Emily Cartwright, Deborah Blue and Yanine Diaz.
Feed the need for big tits!
May 18, 2010 by Dave
Notice the proximity of Kerry Marie's oil-up boobs to a large body of water. This could be very dangerous.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is giving oil a bad name. Not to make light of the disaster–and it is a disaster in every way–but at times like these, we must remain levelheaded and remember that OIL IS NOT TO BLAME! In fact, oil has many positive uses, as frequent jackers and SCORELAND members (aren’t they the same thing?) know very well.
We could have an international emergency unless somebody identifies the body of boobs that this oil spill has occurred on.
Rachel Love knows that in some situations, you can't have enough oil.
Oh, no! It's an oil spill on Dawn Stone's chest!
Oil can be used to smoothen the ride when you're tit-fucking Carmen Hayes.
December 22, 2009 by Dave
Carmen Hayes really does want your cum.
So I’m reviewing a 40Something video yesterday, and this 42-year-old MILF named Chloe (no, not that Chloe, SCORE Men) is upside down getting her ass piledriven, and she’s moaning, “Oh, I want your cum! Give me your cum! I want your sticky cum all over my body!” and that’s when it hit me: When a chick says, “I want your cum,” she’s not really saying, “I want your cum.” She’s saying, “I’m done. Cum already.”
Of course, in the video I was watching, the MILF was trying to be dirty and nasty. She was being porny. But in real life, if you’re fucking a chick, and it’s been going on for a while, and she has already cum once or a few times, when she moans in your ear, so sweetly, “Oh, honey, I want your cum,” she’s really saying, “Would you please cum already? I’m finished. It’s time to move on to the next activity.” Probably cuddling. She’s not been a cum slut. She’s being polite.
For some reason, this reminds me of Helen Thomas, the former White House correspondent for United Press International. As the senior correspondent, she had the duty of ending Presidential press conferences by standing up and saying, “Thank you, Mr. President.” And that meant the press conference was over. Of course, Thomas wasn’t really thanking the President. That was her nice way of saying, “This is going on too long. The questions are getting stupid. You’re not answering them, anyway. Let’s end this.”
I asked some of the women in the office about this “I want your cum” thing and they all laughed, then agreed. All except Maria, who disagreed. I have no comment about that.
October 21, 2009 by Maria
Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!
Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.
Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!
Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.
Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!
Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, any day.
Let’s make something very clear: Tits are wonderful, wonderful things.
Now I want to make this statement: OIL MAKES TITS BETTER.
It is absolutely, 100 percent true. You can be staring at the most-marvelous boobies in the whole entire universe and they are good, but, add some oil all over those orbs and WHAMMO! they get much better. It’s something about the greasiness that just elevates them to the next level. It’s the shiny, slick wonder of them that makes you want to run your hands over their lubricated surface.
And now that we are on the subject, how great do oily tits feel, eh? Marvelous! I could rub on a pair of slippery tits all day. Oil is, like, synonymous with horny, good times. I would love to high-five every model who ever greased up for boob play. I mean, think about it. Think about a room full of naked chicks…pretty hot, right? Now imagine them covered in oil and just slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place.
(Seriously, this is the reason why the our dick-flick, B.L.O.W., Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, starring Cherry Brady, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson is one of my all-time faves. It’s greasy goodness and rough play, and there are four busty ladies wrestling. How can that combo NOT rock your jock? You can get a copy at the eBoobstore, and you SHOULD get a copy. )
For now, please peruse some of my oily favorites in all of their slick lustrous bustiness.
Enjoy!
xoxo
Maria
August 5, 2009 by Dave
Is Carmen Hayes a slut because she has a tattoo on her tit? No, she has a tattoo on her tit because she's a slut.
Candy Connelly: Sexy tattooed babe of the ’90s.
So I’m at lunch yesterday, and on my way out, I notice this girl (probably 25 or so) sitting in a booth, talking to her friend. She’s built and wearing a scoop-necked top that shows a reasonable amount of natural cleavage. And, right there on her left breast, clear as day, is a tattoo.
Schwing!
If Goldie looks down, she can see her tattoo and a cock.
Comment 1: Any chick who has a tattoo on her tit is screaming, “Please look at my tits!” She put it there to draw attention to her rack. Now, this babe, if asked, might feed you some bullshit about the tattoo having special meaning or liking its design, but the fact is she could’ve put it anywhere, and she put it on her tits. It’s a tittoo.
Jamaica''s tits and tat are making me crazy!
Comment 2: Going through the SCORELAND Model Directory, I didn’t find a lot of babes with tattoos on their tits. Why? Because if a girl puts a tattoo on her tits, she might as well walk around saying, “I am a slut.” And although that’s an admirable quality, most girls don’t have the courage to say it.
The trick, of course, is to find one that does. For fucking purposes only, of course.
