Maserati returns to SCORELAND today. What. A. Fucking. View. This girl never ceases to amaze.
On another subject, I was at the grocery store the other day and, while waiting in line at the checkout, I checked out the cover of the new issue of Cosmopolitan. The main headline was “101 HOT SEX MOVES” with the sub-head, “This master list will rock your body and blow your mind!”
Really? Seriously? I didn’t look inside because I knew I’d be disappointed.
Somehow, I knew the list wouldn’t include any of the following:
1. Having him squat over you so you can suck his balls.
2. Saliva strings.
3. Sucking his cock after it just came out of your pussy.
4. Sucking his cock after it just came out of your ass.
5. Licking his butthole and keeping your eyes open while you’re doing it, always looking up at your guy.
6. Moaning, “Oh, stick your big cock in my ass” while he’s banging you from behind.
7. Getting a boob job.
8. If he likes shaved pussy, letting him shave your pussy while he fucks your ass.
9. If he likes hairy pussy, growing it out for months, years.
10. Letting him fuck you in the missionary position while his favorite porn film with his favorite busty porn star is playing on the monitor above your head.
Did I miss anything? I’m sure if we really try, we can come up with 101 hot sex moves.