I’m not completely fixated and obsessed with nipples, areolae and boobs. I love a nice pair of legs and feet.
I also love tongue shots.
But not any ordinary photo or video of the model just sticking out the tip of her tongue or opening her mouth to show her tongue lolling around in there.
No, I mean a REAL tongue shot. When she’s sticking out her tongue like she is at the doctor and he is about to lay a tongue depressor on it to examine her tonsils and throat. Or when she’s sticking her tongue all the way out for other things.
Now, I know that sticking out a tongue at someone is sometimes considered rude or defiant, but when the right girl does it, it’s a beautiful thing, and I’m not being tongue-in-cheek about it.
This is what I mean, illustrated by some great tonguers like Karina Hart and Christy Marks.
Biologist call the tongue a “muscular hydrostat.” I can’t think of anything less sexy than a body part being called a muscular hydrostat. Which is why I never dated any biologists, although I knew a busty dentist years ago.
I haven’t even gotten to the tongue piercing thing (which I’m not a fan of personally), lollipop, cock, nipple or toy licking, or tricks that chicks do with their tongues, and I won’t in this blog.
I’ll just ask that the tongue shots keep coming as long as possible, emphasis on “long.” If any models reading this agree, please stick out your tongues and say “Ahhh.”
New on SCOREtv on Roku: Christy Marks Gets Fucked!
Did you know there is porn on roku? Today, I’d like to say a few things about Roku. And then I’ll say a few things about the SCOREtv channel on Roku.
I think I was one of the first people, if not the first, at The SCORE Group to own a Roku box (this, by the way, is not the first time I was at or near the front of the line; according to the people who were here back then, I was the second person IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to join SCORELAND). My Roku conversion occurred about a year and a half ago, and I was immediately hooked for several reasons: 1.) It was a great way to watch Netflix streaming; 2.) The thing works. I’ve never owned a technological device that was so easy to setup; 3.) Picture and sound-quality are excellent; 4.) The Roku box widened my programming choices and made me less-dependent upon the satellite-TV company, which has in turn made me happier because, like most people, I don’t quite care for satellite and cable companies. I enjoy calling them up and saying, “I don’t need you anymore.”
Programming choices for Roku keep increasing dramatically, but one thing was missing: Quality porn. Or, more specifically, quality big-tit porn.
See Dors on your big screen!
And then along came SCOREtv on Roku. Developing a private channel for Roku is a bit of a leap of faith. You can start a website and rest assured that just about everyone owns a computer and has Internet access. But with SCOREtv, we had to hope that 1.) A lot of people already owned a Roku box or 2.) Those who didn’t would feel compelled to get one after they found out that SCOREtv was on Roku (base price for a Roku box: $49.99 at Roku.com).
The big news at the SCOREtv channel is that the selection is big and getting bigger. Among the full-length SCORE movies available with your $9.99 membership: Big-Boob Finishing School, Busty Riding Academy, All The Way Renee, Stacked Street Sluts, Tits & Tugs and many more (including teen, amateur and mature movies).
You can turn your TV into a Busty Slut Expo!
Plus, we’ve been adding two movies every week. This week, it was Christy Marks Gets Fucked and “I Fucked Your Wife.” Also added recently: Busty Slut Expo and Full-Figured Foxes.
And these aren’t clips or highlights from movies. They’re the whole kit and kaboodle, uncut and uncensored! Watch them whenever you like. If you’re unsure about how to set up SCOREtv on the Roku, go to SCOREtv.tv, click on “How It Works” and then click on the red button, “Step by step guide here” at the left. A video tutorial will appear and a friendly voice will guide you through the steps. You’ll see how easy it is.
Plug for Roku: Right now, they’re offering free shipping and $10 off the XD and XS models.
Plug for SCOREtv on Roku: Add SCOREtv as a private channel on your Roku and watch Boob Science absolutely free with no obligation to join. Yes, you can watch Eva Notty, Daphne Rosen, Angel Gee, Aileen Ghettman and Contessa Rose fuck for free. DAPHNE ROSEN GIVES UP HER ASS FOR FREE!
I know my satellite company can’t match that deal.
Let’s talk about something we don’t talk much about around here.
Actually, let’s not talk about it right away. Let’s look. Then let’s talk about it.
Valory Irene’s ass is an example of a small, shapely handful.
Karina Hart is justifiably proud of her buttocks.
Unlike Sara Jay, Daphne Rosen has been ass-fucked many times.
Crystal Gunns’ ass is an often-overlooked part of her body.
I’ve always been amazed that with an ass like hers, Sara Jay has never done anal.
Even a tit man could lose himself in Janet Jade’s booty.
Even more than tits, asses are a matter of taste. Just about every guy loves big tits, but not every guy loves a big ass. Some guys like a round handful, such as Danni Ashe’s. Some guys like big, curvy, in-your-face asses, like Sara Jay’s. Some guys like a jiggly ass. Some guys like the kind of ass you could bounce a quarter off of. Some guys think Danni Ashe and Valory Irene have the best butts they’ve ever seen.
Where do you stand (or sit) on the matter? What’s your idea of a perfect ass? Which SCORE or V-Girl has the best ass ever?
Jack while enjoying the CUMFORT of your couch for only $9.99!
You read that title right.
Yes you did.
Because you love tits. And we love tits. And we have a vast collection of the best tits around. And you like that collection. And we make the hottest big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX for you to blow your fucking load to. And you love to blow your loads to our big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX.
You dig?
So, for those of you who have a Roku box (Remember? Dave told you about it a while ago?), the time has come to check out our premium channel where you can watch all the big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX that you like to watch for only $9.99 a month. Yeah…that’s less than $10. That’s a fucking bargain. It’s a fucking fucking bargain.
Think about that for a second.
Allow me to help you do that…
You are in your favorite boxers on your comfortable couch. You have your mighty (if tiny) Roku remote in your hand. You check out one of our fine skinematic masturbateapieces. And then, it is on your screen. Your mighty HD, flat screen. And then, you have huge titties in your living room and these chicks are fucking and cumming loudly. How loudly are they cumming? Surround-sound loud, guys. That’s kinda hot. Your neighbors will be jealous. And then you’re rubbing one out on your couch in your house. That’s what they call CUMFORT. Feel free to look that word up. It’s in a dick-tionary, somewhere.
Say what? You don’t have a Roku? Oh, man…get one. GET ONE!
You can go to their site and check them out HERE and get your Roku for as little as $49.99.
And if you have a Roku and want to get in on our premium channel, you can by visiting SCOREtv.tv or by calling 1-800-421-0760.
But wait…THERE’S MORE!
You don’t just get big tit XXX. You get full-length SCORE, Voluptuous, XL Girls, Naughty Neighbors, 18eighteen, 40Something and Leg Sex movies. That’s a whole lotta porn action for your dick, dude. And that $9.99 a month gets you unlimited viewing of 100% uncensored movies. (Did I mention it’s on YOUR AMAZING T.V.?!?! In your home?!?! Yeah, I might have.)
And now, here comes the moment when I tell you about the FREE STUFF.
If you have a Roku and want to check out what all the hype is about, you can get our premium channel and check out the fucktastic flick for your dick, Boob Science, for FREE.
FOR FREE!!!!
Here’s a little info on your free movie:
It's the boob man's ultimate fantasy flick, a red-hot, hardcore, super-busty take on the classic movie 'Weird Science'. Two super nerds can't get chicks, so they use technology to create one of their own. And then the fun begins. Daphne Rosen stars as the fuck doll with super powers who helps the boys score all the girls of their dreams. First, Daphne gives them some pointers by strap-on fucking Maggie Green in Maggie's first-ever girl-girl scene. Then the boys go from nerds to super-studs as they score newcomers Angel Gee, Eva Notty, Contessa Rose and Aileen Ghettman, all of whom are making their XXX DVD debuts. More than just a jack flick...it's our hottest, most hilarious feature film ever!
So what are you waiting for? Get your free stuff. And in case we forgot to tell you before…you’re welcome.
Daphne Rosen gets ready to do research into Maggie Green's ability to achieve orgasm. See the DVD "Boob Science" for test results.
Usually, I don’t go to The Huffington Post for news, but this was one story I couldn’t ignore. The headline: “Climax In An MRI Machine? Been There, Done That.”
I haven’t (although I admit to having had a hard-on in an MRI machine once). Apparently, the author of this story, Kayt Sukel, fingered herself to an orgasm in an MRI machine–while scientists watched–for scientific research. Wrote Ms. Sukel prior to the experiment, “No, I am not sure I’ll actually be able to do it. But, as instructed, I have been practicing at home and will give it my best shot.”
Well, she did manage to do it, and since you can’t have metal objects in an MRI, she couldn’t use a vibrator or anything else with metal or batteries. She got herself off with her own fingers. Actually, I’m wondering why they didn’t use men for this study since we don’t need toys to get off (although I kinda doubt they would have let me into the MRI with a copy of SCORE).
Okay, I just realized why they didn’t use men: Pussy juice is a lot easier to clean up than white, sticky, male cum. Glazing the inside of an MRI machine…that wouldn’t be pretty.
Another reason: They were measuring brain waves during female orgasm.
We already know how the male brain functions during orgasm.
It doesn’t.
So, once again, I ask the question: Could you jack in a MRI machine with people watching?
Eva Notty is a hairstylist with loads of style and a bra packed with big, beautiful tits in “Fast Bangs” (from the SCORE movie Boob Science), now showing for the first time at SCORELAND.
Superwoman Mandy (Daphne Rosen) has brought her two geek creators, Dexter and Sheldon, to the Fast Bangs salon for a cut ‘n’ blow. These dudes couldn’t get laid in a cathouse, and they need all the help they can get to pop their nuts.
The two nerds cannot hook up with the ladies, a situation that Mandy wants to correct at the Fast Bangs salon with Eva’s eager help.
Mandy wants Eva to do the honors for Sheldon because she can blow and bang a man into next week. Mandy couldn’t have picked a better teacher than Eva in the art of wham-bam-boom.
A lot of the fucking and sucking is shot P.O.V., and that amps up the thermostat.
I’ve actually had hair cutters who looked and dressed as hot as Eva does, but all they gave me was the brush and a blow-off.
Are you hungry or horny? SCORE Girls spend a lot of time in the kitchen–at least in our kitchen–but they don’t do a lot of cooking. So, if you’re in the mood for food, then you’ve come to the wrong place. But if your fantasies run along the lines of having a huge-boobed girlfriend in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve–and you’re willing to order takeout tomorrow or go out to dinner–then you’ve definitely come to the right place.
You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!
Denise Derringer asks, "Would you like some pie with my pie?"
Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.
And remember, Thanksgiving is a time to count our bountiful blessings. What are you thankful for?
Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.
Chica would be a candidate for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.
As many of you probably know, for 2010, Voluptuous magazine added a bunch of categories to its year-end awards voting. In addition to Model of the Year (V-Mag’s oldest award) and Newcomer of the Year, V-Mag now has Bush of the Year (Aileen Ghettman), Preggo of the Year (Lorna Morgan), Ass of the Year (Cherry Brady), Pussy of the Year (Jenna Valentine), Areolae of the Year (Denise Davies) and Hardcore of the Year (Christy Marks).
That last category is the one I want to focus on today. SCORE reader R.N. from New Jersey recently wrote in, “At the risk of seeming presumptuous, I’d like to suggest a category for future voting. I think many readers would like to vote for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year, the girl whose boy/girl layouts are the hottest. There would be some tough competition, I’m sure.”
The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.
This isn’t the first time we’ve received that suggestion, but the fact is, we’ve resisted adding to SCORE‘s current awards categories (Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Big-Boob Hall of Fame) for a variety of reasons:
1. We don’t want to water down or deemphasize the existing awards.
2. Many readers in the UK wouldn’t be able to participate because they get the censored UK edition without hardcore sex.
3. Many readers and SCORELAND members already object to competitions between the models (and I kinda agree that everything doesn’t have to be a competition).
But should we change our minds? Should we implement XXX SCORE Girl of the Year when the 2011 awards finalists are announced?
And to qualify, would a tits and tugs scene be enough, or would a cock have had to have penetrated the girl’s sacred pussy and/or asshole?
British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.
“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”
Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.
Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.
If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.
Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!
Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.
And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!
