Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.
There are some things that just belong together. Things that jive in perfect harmony, like peanut butter and jelly. Like Abbott and Costello. Like boners and lotion. These things just make sense. They are better together than apart, and that’s that. And if you ask me, the best of all things combined, the ULTIMATE pairing is Ass and Titties.
How can you go wrong with that duo?
I like tits as much as the next person, but I am very vocal about my love of ass. I think asses are awesome. (I am the editor of BootyLicious magazine for a reason!) They jiggle in such a friendly way. They take a pounding and they bounce back. And no matter how hot a chick is, if she is packing a little junk in her trunk, her fuck stock goes up. At least in my humble opinion.
That’s why when a chick is stacked up top and has lots of bounce on the bottom, I think she needs to be praised. High-fived, even. Because T&A is just so good. And think of the possibilities! Titty-fucking and using her ass crack to jack your dick! A girl with ass AND titties is a commodity!
I mean, am I wrong? What lady-lover wouldn’t want a woman with curves from top to bottom?
xoxo
Maria
Daphne Rosen’s pale orbs are the stuff of jack dreams.
Danesha’s mocha bosom is nice and full.
Asian wonder Ava is packing a rack that is, indeed, divine.
Latina temptress Angelina Castro has some nice caramel cans!
Merilyn has a special way of guiding the cue stick.
I was thinking the other day of the sport or game that looks the hottest and horniest when a busty girl is playing it.
You don't have a chance. Daphne knows how to handle a ball or two.
I considered basketball because of all that dribbling and bouncing. Baseball is too static. Football, maybe, but they’re all armored-up. I admit lingerie football seems to have some popularity lately on TV. Bowling was a possibility. My mind’s in the gutter anyway. So was trampolining, hula-hooping, tennis and volleyball.
Jada DeVille usually loses her shirt at the table.
Then I decided. Pool. Get a big-boobed babe to lean forward and slide that stick between her fingers and you have the secret to a great pool game.
Christy is too much of a concentration breaker.
She’s bent over. She’s angling her body in lots of decorative positions. And if she’s wearing a low-cut top, you get those unforgettable, hunched-over visuals.
Here are some examples of the SCORE way to rack ’em up.
A guy who met Gaynor wrote, “Pounds of beautiful milky white flesh to roll in one’s hands like a master baker!” Daphne heads the cast of Boob Science as a computer-created woman. Dixie Bubbles has retired but still has a strong following. Kaylee O’Toole was part of the SCORE team in a Battle of the Showgirls ’99 contest in Myrtle Beach. Maria Moore once told Dave and me that people should have sex on the first date before anything else to see if they’re compatible. Interesting theory! Jessica Justice performed on Boob Cruise 2000 despite an injured leg. Laura Bailey said her perfect day would be “a visit to the Egyptian Museum in Cairo.” Gina LaMontana said “I was at Hooters by the SCORE building and a group of guys came up and they were taking pictures of me.” When ya got it, ya got it. Happy B-day, ladies.
People often wonder how the staff at SCORE unwinds after a hard day at our office and many hours of labor to bring you boobs, brats, MILFS and other sexy wonders of the world. The fact is, we’re just like any other business. We do what everyone else around the world does after work. The usual humdrum routine. Instead of trying to describe how we chill out in words, this picture illustrates what I mean.
Another day at the office, just like yours.
It was taken at our headquarters, emphasis on the head. It’s also part of a Boob Science pictorial from the May ’10 SCORE starring Daphne Rosen and Angel Gee and posted today on SCORELAND. See what I mean? Nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing to write home about.
Don't miss Anna Kay's first SCORELAND XXX video. Them's smotherin' titties, pardner.
Tomorrow, we’re happy to present Anna Kay in her first SCORELAND guy-girl pictorial and video, a horny number called “Anna Kay: Hooter Hottie.” Anna’s hot, the sex is hot and I’m sure you’ll love it a long time. Miss Kay has a gorgeous face and succulent sweater meat that Carlos couldn’t help but slobber over. I can’t blame the man. He’s breastnotized. Dave was also breastnotized by Anna in a previous blog.
Then on Sunday, it’s the one and only Christy Marks shakin’ and bakin’ as only she can. Notice her toes curling. Christy is really into the cock. I don’t believe there’s a busty girl-next-door as exhibitionistic and wild as Christy. A lot of awesome big-boobed girls have entered this hallowed hall of hooters, but, in my opinion, no one is as super-sexed and eager for action as Christy. She’s just over the top.
Christy breaks the bed frame this weekend on SCORELAND.
And please don’t forget that KarlaJames.com is now part of SCORELAND. It looks like a fun weekend.
You won't find Daphne Rosen's boobs on Chatroulette. In fact, you won't find ANYTHING on Chatroulette.
I’m fairly certain that Facebook and MySpace were created for the sole purpose of obtaining free porn. Sure, they hide behind the term social networking, but who here HASN’T rubbed one out to that hot girl from high school that you tell your wife you were such good friends with but really spoke to only once, when you needed to borrow a sheet of paper? I mean, really, if she’s going to post half-naked photos from her last trip to the Bahamas, well, I’m only human.
There was a distinct line drawn in the sand, though. Facebook, MySpace; they bring you one step closer to seeing these women naked, but they never quite deliver the goods. After all, they’re claiming to be social networking sites, not porn. I guess it makes it sound classier.
Enter Chatroulette.com. Where other social networking sites make a half-hearted attempt to camouflage their pornographic tendencies, Chatroulette seemingly has no shame.
The concept is simple. You sit in front of your webcam, click PLAY and are instantly connected to someone else sitting in front of their webcam. It’s completely random, so you could wind up talking to a guy in Peru, a girl in Russia or your mom in the next room. Then, when you get bored of that person, you click NEXT and, like magic, a new person appears. Rinse. Repeat. Sounds harmless enough. Except this is the Internet. The same Internet that routinely turns my favorite childhood cartoons into sex-crazed porn. It’s pretty easy to guess what path Chatroulette would take.
Here’s a simple math problem: Solve for X, when X = Anonymity + webcam + $0.00
There’s a flaw in the equation, though. I thought, for the sake of this post, I would try it out; see what Chatroulette has to offer. The answer–surprisingly, or not–is nothing. I clicked that NEXT button 100 times and this is what I came up with:
(43) men of various ages, who stared blankly at the screen without ever saying a word. (29) cameras aimed directly at the naked crotch of a masturbating man. (17) camera feeds that never connected for one reason or another. (5) couples who wanted only to tell me a joke. (None of which were even remotely funny.) (4) women who looked too young for me to do anything other than click the NEXT button as fast as possible. (1) man dressed as Spider Man. (I can’t even make this up.)
And one mildly attractive British woman who had just gotten home from work. I spoke to her for over an hour. Most of that time was just me asking her to say random sentences in that delightful accent. I love British people.
Not once in my 100 clicks did I come across a woman who was willing to take her clothes off. Hell, only 9% of the time was there even a woman on the screen. Yet, despite the overwhelming odds stacked against them, I encountered roughly 72 men who were sitting there waiting for the chance to see a naked girl magically pop up on their computer screen. I suspect it never happened.
Now, I’m no math wizard, but I might be able to help these guys increase their booby-viewing percentages exponentially. Ready for the secret? IT’S CALLED PORN. Taking into account the rare, but occasional, nip-slip, if you’re on MySpace or Facebook, you probably have around a 7% chance of seeing something stroke-worthy. On Chatroulette, your chances drop considerably. But here at SCORELAND, those chances jump to an unparalleled 100%.
So, sure, you can cruise social networking sites for hours at a time tonight, but just remember that you’ve been warned. Because you can waste all the time you like meticulously searching those places, but when it comes right down to it, right here is where the boobs are at.
They say the best things in life are free, but that’s bullshit. When it comes to porn, you get what you pay for.
I am going to put this warning out there right off the bat.
THIS POSTING IS NOT SO MUCH ABOUT TITS AS IT IS ABOUT BASKETBALL.
There. I said it.
You see, I have March Madness on the brain. Basketball and brackets and teams.
I know. You thought that as the editor of Voluptuous, surely I must think about tits 24/7. But I find some time to think about sports and beer, too.
(And girly things like shoes and makeup. lol)
It happens.
Despite what you think, there is only ONE basketball in this pic.
Sabina dunks and then scores with a cock on the court.
And you know what? I am probably not alone in my mind-wanderings about college basketball. I am sure that some of you have the madness, too. In fact, I am sure you are toggling between this blog and ESPN, keeping a close eye on the fate of your teams.
Luckily, my thinking about basketball eventually turned into thinking about tits and basketball. (Yes, most of my musings always come full circle to knockers. lol)
So I thought, “Maria, what busty girls have played basketball for us?” and then I thought of Daphne Rosen‘s set for Tits-A-Poppin’. Daphne plays some basketball and then plays some sucktheballs with a stud right on the court. Not too shabby.
Then I thought about Sabina Leigh‘s basketball boning in Bounce Baby Bounce!, and I made a mental note to rewatch her scene for, um, posterity.
But to be honest, my favorite basketball set of all time has nothing to do with boobs. It has more to do with ass.
(I am as much a fan of big asses as I am a fan of big tits. Sue me.)
For me, there is just something fucking delicious about Kina Kara and this basketball. (And she has some decent-sized sweater puppies, too, don’t get me wrong.)
Kina's ass needs slapping and oiling. I would D'up on that!
Maybe it’s because I am the editor of BootyLicious, but I just like the idea of playing basketball with and throwing down some hard defense against a girl with a huge ass.
Now let me Forrest Gump my way out of this post and say that that’s pretty much all I have to say about that.
Have a great weekend, guys. Hope those of you embroiled in some serious March Madnessing have success with your brackets!
In the feature DVD Boob Science, there’s a scene with Maggie Green doing her first hardcore girl-girl with Daphne Rosen. A couple of weeks ago, our studio manager came by and felt that SCORELANDguys should see this scene on the site, complete and uncut. It was the first time that Maggie ever did anything this hot and wild with another girl.
This Saturday, we’re ready to roll it for “Saturday Night At SCORE Theater.” It’s something of a first since we usually don’t run a complete chapter from a brand new DVD. Here’s the Boob Science back story for this scene. Two geeks named Dexter and Sheldon strike out constantly with girls, so they use their computer skills to create a superwoman named Mandy, played by Daphne. Daphne rips into the nerds for their lack of basic breast-loving skills. As part of their education, she conjures up Maggie so she can personally show the two dorks how a busty girl needs to be handled. And does she ever!
Then on Sunday in Bowling For Boobs in SCORE Theater, Dominno goes to a bowling alley. Maybe it’s her pink high heels or maybe Dominno’s just a klutz, but she’s having a lot of trouble tossing the ball. That two-piece schoolgirl/stripper outfit doesn’t help her bowling when her boobhound friend Kamil sees her. His mind in the gutter, his eyes pop out of his head like Wile E. Coyote’s and he can’t keep his fingers to himself. But Dominno likes his balls better than bowling balls anyway so he scores a strike. The moral of this SCORELAND video is that the couple that bowls together splits.
Not to be confused with breastosis, breastnosis is a very real condition and is being studied in university research labs. Scientists at the University of Wellington in New Zealand discovered that guys look at tits longer than any other body part. Few glances were directed at the arms, lower legs and feet. Subjects were presented with six images of the same woman, digitally altered to increase or decrease the size of her bust, waist and hips. Using cameras and mirrors to measure tiny eye movements, the scientists recorded which areas men looked at first, the number of times they looked and how long their gaze lasted.
“Men spent consistently more time looking at the breasts and made more fixations upon them than other regions,” the researchers reported. Let me tell you, if these scientists would just go to SCORELAND, they could save a lot of cash on their experiments.
And from the SCORELAND files, an example of brainfreeze caused directly by the power of breastnosis. In Pasadena, California, a rookie policeman groped a woman’s breast during a traffic stop but was caught because he used his own cell phone camera to take photos of himself doing it. The 22 year-old officer stopped a female driver, then told her and her female passenger to expose themselves or he would jail them for drunken driving. Using his own camera, he took a photo with his hand on on the driver’s boob. He was charged with fourth-degree sex offense, second-degree assault and two other misdemeanors. A second woman came forward with the same story.
In this clip, the mindboggling power of breastnosis is captured on film. Watch as the subject’s eye bulge from breastnosis while he’s looking at Daphne Rosen’s chest.
She may not smile much but her boobs look happy to us.
The morning I checked the Model of the Decade contest and there she was, popping up in all her glory, Bea Flora. Poland’s pride. The fifth most popular SCORELAND Girl since 2000. I thought she’d be fifth of the five because even though Bea’s beautiful and has a smokin’ busty body, Bea rarely smiles in her layouts, even to the extent of looking glum or unhappy, which is a misperception (I think the not smiling is a Euro-chick thing), but an ultra-serious expression tends to have a subliminal effect on the viewer. Now we are down to four and it’s up to you, SCORELANDER. Who will be voted #4 tomorrow? Nicole Peters? Christy Marks? Merilyn Sakova? Or Karina Hart?
The contest is wrapping up the way most people thought it would end, and the way things are heading, according to most of the predictors, it looks like the final two will be…yeah, you guessed ’em. We’ll know soon enough on Friday morning when the winner and #2 pop-up.
Our CEO John Fox observed the other day that out of the top ten, only two girls have done hardcore (Christy Marks and Karina Hart only in one tit-fuck and handjob scene in Busty Riding Academy which some people might not count as XXX) while Ines and Angela have only done girl-girl. And Sharday and Bea Flora barely opened their legs.
Now Christy has done a lot of XXX the past year but there is something about her that just doesn’t bring the title “porn star” to mind. She’s more the girl-next-door who loves fucking on camera. So being a big-boobed SCORE or Voluptuous porn star like Daphne Rosen or April McKenzie didn’t have much of an impact on a girl’s popularity, at least in this contest. Deduce from these facts what you will, Watson. It’s been more than interesting, considering some of the SCORELAND member poll results.
