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“Hey! Show me your tits!” Are women flashing their tits these days?

Posted by Maria on Jan 13, 2013 in The Life of an Editor, Tit Tricks, Tits in Tight Tops

I am a busty woman. I work with many, many busty women. So believe me when I say that I understand what the sight of a pair of big boobs does to big-boob lovers. I understand the allure of a giant set of knockers and what they do to mens’ brains (and cocks), I do.
That’s why I am very forgiving when a guy fumblingly asks me to see my boobs. Or any other big-boobed woman’s rack for that matter.
I get it.

However, I want to just put it out there that saying, “Hey! Show me your tits!” never works in real life…

…unless you are me. lol

You see, I have asked hundreds of busty babes to show me their tits. HUNDREDS.

And they all do…because it’s part of my job to see them.

When I snapped this photo in Hungary, I asked these ladies to show me their tits. Jasmine Black, Christy Marks and Karina Hart smiled and did just that.

But that doesn’t always happen in real life for other boob lovers.

Or does it?

I mean, I haven’t flashed someone my tits since I was in college, but I DID do it in college. And high school. A lot.

I used to get a perverse satisfaction out of flashing my tits to some random guy just to watch his reaction. Just to see him fumble around. Just to make him sweat. I used to flash friends of friends, truckers on the road and even a truck of firefighters once. lol

And I have been flashed before, too. Many times. Mostly by drunk chicks who wanted me to see their boobs so I could rate them. (Apparently, when you have big tits, other chicks think your opinion is the authority on all tits. lol)

So my question is, do you guys get flashed? Have you ever asked a random chick to show you her boobs? Did it work?

In a world full of sexting and provocative photos being sent to and fro on phones and via email, does flashing even exist anymore?

I mean, I would like to think that somewhere out there, right now in fact, there are women lifting up their tops and showing their tits off to unsuspecting strangers, but is that the case?

Does, “Hey! Show me your tits!” work for you? Has it?

Chime in and let’s talk about it.

Also, look out for a big announcement from me this week on the blog, fellow boob hounds!

xoxo

Maria

 

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Boobs flash! This just in. Some girls like to show their hooters in the street

Regine, a Danish bombshell.

Has a girl ever flashed her tits at you in public?

And I don’t mean streetwalkers.

It’s happened a couple of times to me. The one I remember the most was in New Orleans at night during Mardi Gras week. This was before the flash-for-beads craze really took off. A girl and her girlfriends passed me and my friends on the street. We locked pupils, and she pulled down her tank and stuck her tongue out at me. Of course, I lost her in the crowd so that was that. But at least it was a perfect introduction because she had a nice, big pair. Mardi Gras and other carnival events around the world seem to be the most-common places for girls flashing, probably because everyone’s got a few drinks in them and their inhibitions are down.

Sasha Monet has a way to flag down highway help.

Celebrities get flashed a lot, especially entertainers. Girls will bare their chests for an autograph on their tits, too. Great lifestyle if you can get it. Very few do.

I didn’t know this, but flashing goes back to the Fifth Century BC when women flashed during festivals.

There are different kinds of flashing like mooning (more an act of defiance than teasing), streaking (which Linsey Dawn McKenzie did during an England vs. West Indies cricket match and during a charity football match) and something called anasyrma, which is when a girl lifts her skirt to show she’s not wearing panties. Yeah, there’s a scientific name for that.

XLGirl Charlie Cooper is one of the few models who’s talked about flashing. She lives in St. Louis, which also celebrates Mardi Gras. “St. Louis is the second-largest celebration in the country and trust me, I get bags of beads. The thing is when you go to Mardi Gras, you’re not supposed to flash. But the police will even ask to see and they’ll give you beads. But if you’re not careful, you can get a ticket. But I’ve never gotten a ticket in all my years of going. I go in a normal outfit, just something nice that I would wear out. And something that’s accessible from the top because I don’t want to lift up my shirt. I want to pull ’em out.”

Lori Pleasure may not be a flasher in the strictest definition of the word, but she’s practically topless when she wears her Wicked Temptation outfits in public. But I’d bet that she has flashed guys.

Shopping is a pleasure with Lori Pleasure.

Then there is the now-classic layout of Niki Knockers flashing all over Manhattan for the March 2000 SCORE, a fast sell-out because it was Chelsea Charms’ cover debut issue.

How Miss Knockers didn't attract a flash mob is beyond me.

Usually the police will ticket a flasher for showing her tits if they catch her in the act. I think this law should be wiped off the books.

A pair of boobs and nipples has never hurt anyone.

Are we in agreement here?

Crystal Gunns flashed a fan at a Glamourcon show.

 

 

 

 

 

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