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Big Tit Skinny Dip Chapter 6: Valory Irene & Lana Ivans turn water into steam

Posted by Elliot James on Sep 10, 2013 in Deep Inside Scoreland, DVD, New at Scoreland, swimsuits, Tit Tricks

Lana Ivans and Valory Irene: underwater goddesses.

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Valory and Lana continue their aquatic fling under tropical skies in Chapter 6 of Big Tit Skinny Dip.

Perfect bodies for your viewing pleasure.

One day, nations will get along as well as Romanian Lana Ivans and Ukrainian Valory Irene do. At least I hope so.

The underwater camera captured their horny, aquatic fling as they gyrated and swiveled, their boobs floating and bobbing.

When the girls emerge dripping wet, Lana hands Valory a special gift for the thrilling conclusion of this special series.

 

 

 

 

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Holiday floats

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 8, 2010 in birthdays, New at Scoreland

 

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No, not the kind of meaningless holiday floats you see in the Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade or the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade but the kind of floats that really mean something. Floats that really float the boats of breast lovers, both guys and girls. Now showing on SCORELAND, Valory and Chica demonstrate some key principles of water displacement. Let’s roll the videotape before that sinking feeling sets in. Diakuju, Valory, and gracias, Chica.

Now’s the time to give a big birthday shout to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI ToppS (Dec. 10), Sheila Grant (Dec. 11), Casey Cleevage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). Many happy returns, ladies. That’s usually the counter next to customer service.

Happy B-Day, Kerry Marie.

Happy B-Day, Kerry Marie.

Happy Birthday, Casey Cleevage

Happy Birthday, Casey Cleevage

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Will they float?

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 6, 2010 in Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland, Tit Tricks
For the sake of science.

For the sake of science.

Yes, they will. Tits have a lower density than water. Demonstrating the science behind buoyant breasts this time is Valory Irene and her trusty sidekick Chica. The super-natural duo immersed themselves in a cool pool for the sake of scientific research. We’ve done this experiment before with Cherry Brady. But ya know, retesting and continued experimentation is how science marches on. It’s a wet job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

SCORELAND: making science fun. See the photo set and video tomorrow.

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Poolside: Wetter IS better

Posted by Maria on Oct 13, 2010 in Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, Tit Tricks
Ines Cudna is hot. Ines Cudna in a pool is COOL.

Ines Cudna is hot. Ines Cudna in a pool is COOL.

There is a scene in one of my favorite movies, Zoolander, where Ben Stiller’s character is in a commercial as a Merman and he says, “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

Plumper Tyler Banks is clearly enjoying her pool time.

Plumper Tyler is clearly enjoying her pool time.

Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.

Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.

Well, I cannot agree with that statement more. I LOVE WET TITTIES! (I have often said I love wet lesbians, too. What can I say? I love H2O and hooters!)

And while my colleague Elliot “Boob Jedi” James will wax poetic about the greatness of Wet T-Shirts, and even though sometimes moisture can be funny (As in the case of this Christy Marks’ video!), I  the BEST way to see wet titties is in the pool. Something about a sexy lady and her ginormous knockers in the pool makes me fucking horny. All that wetness. All those beads of water cascading down nipples and tummies and heading to crevices unkwown…whew! It makes my, um, mouth water. :)

I mean, take a look at Ines Cudna up there. Look at Tyler to the left and Maggie Green to the right. Don’t they look happy to be wet? Don’t you want to jump right in and take a swim with their sucklers? I mean, think about being in a pool all alone; not so much fun. But, if you add a busty babe, all of a sudden you want to swim forever like Michael Phelps.

I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.

I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.

And I happen to think that busty babes are made for the water, I mean, they come with their own floatation devices.  The minute they turn over on their backs, like Ashley Sage in the Nov. ’09 V-Mag, their floppers float up over the water. Do their fun bags keep these ladies buoyant? WHO CARES? I happen to think that they look pretty marvelous sticking up out of the water like that.

Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration

Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration

And not to mention that when you are in the pool, everything is lighter. Think about lifting a curvy girl on dry land and mounting her on your dick. As fun as it sounds, it is a labor of love. (And who wants to throw their back out while fucking? Hmm?) But you take that same curvy gal and lift her in a pool and she’s lightweight and maneuverable, all the better for your dick. Fucking in a pool takes water aerobics to a whole new level of fun.

That’s why I am an advocate of pool-time perkies. The models enjoy swimming around and, hell, I enjoy watching them do it. Don’t you? The same just can’t be said for beach shoots. Sure, the girls look hot rolling around on the sand, but have you ever tried to fuck in the sand? (Just the thought of sand up places where it ain’t supposed to be makes me cringe.) I say MORE poolside shoots in SCORELAND because WETTER is always BETTER.

-Maria

Linsey and I could do some synchronized swimmin'!

Linsey and I could do some synchronized swimmin'!

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