Alexya in a bikini? We’re there like The Flash. She has a body that SCORE guys live for, a bod made for swimwear.
The pool is just an accessory. Later we get to see Alexya’s big natural boobs float when she goes for a dip.
I’ve written this before and here it is again. Alexya is a girl who spoils men for other girls. It seems like she’s unaware of her sex appeal. She’d probably giggle as usual if someone said that to her.
With Rachel Raxxx also doing that bikini thang tomorrow, this 4th of July weekend is best in bikinis. And on the 4th, we have a salute to Boob Cruise girls SaRenna and Linsey Dawn McKenzie in a double feature video with on-location footage that even veteran SCORE guys never saw.
No, not the kind of meaningless holiday floats you see in the Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade or the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade but the kind of floats that really mean something. Floats that really float the boats of breast lovers, both guys and girls. Now showing on SCORELAND, Valory and Chica demonstrate some key principles of water displacement. Let’s roll the videotape before that sinking feeling sets in. Diakuju, Valory, and gracias, Chica.
Now’s the time to give a big birthday shout to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI ToppS (Dec. 10), Sheila Grant (Dec. 11), Casey Cleevage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). Many happy returns, ladies. That’s usually the counter next to customer service.
Yes, they will. Tits have a lower density than water. Demonstrating the science behind buoyant breasts this time is Valory Irene and her trusty sidekick Chica. The super-natural duo immersed themselves in a cool pool for the sake of scientific research. We’ve done this experiment before with Cherry Brady. But ya know, retesting and continued experimentation is how science marches on. It’s a wet job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
SCORELAND: making science fun. See the photo set and video tomorrow.
There is a scene in one of my favorite movies, Zoolander, where Ben Stiller’s character is in a commercial as a Merman and he says, “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
Plumper Tyler is clearly enjoying her pool time.
Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.
Well, I cannot agree with that statement more. I LOVE WET TITTIES! (I have often said I love wet lesbians, too. What can I say? I love H2O and hooters!)
And while my colleague Elliot “Boob Jedi” James will wax poetic about the greatness of Wet T-Shirts, and even though sometimes moisture can be funny (As in the case of this Christy Marks’ video!), I the BEST way to see wet titties is in the pool. Something about a sexy lady and her ginormous knockers in the pool makes me fucking horny. All that wetness. All those beads of water cascading down nipples and tummies and heading to crevices unkwown…whew! It makes my, um, mouth water. 🙂
I mean, take a look at Ines Cudna up there. Look at Tyler to the left and Maggie Green to the right. Don’t they look happy to be wet? Don’t you want to jump right in and take a swim with their sucklers? I mean, think about being in a pool all alone; not so much fun. But, if you add a busty babe, all of a sudden you want to swim forever like Michael Phelps.
I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.
And I happen to think that busty babes are made for the water, I mean, they come with their own floatation devices. The minute they turn over on their backs, like Ashley Sage in the Nov. ’09 V-Mag, their floppers float up over the water. Do their fun bags keep these ladies buoyant? WHO CARES? I happen to think that they look pretty marvelous sticking up out of the water like that.
Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration
And not to mention that when you are in the pool, everything is lighter. Think about lifting a curvy girl on dry land and mounting her on your dick. As fun as it sounds, it is a labor of love. (And who wants to throw their back out while fucking? Hmm?) But you take that same curvy gal and lift her in a pool and she’s lightweight and maneuverable, all the better for your dick. Fucking in a pool takes water aerobics to a whole new level of fun.
That’s why I am an advocate of pool-time perkies. The models enjoy swimming around and, hell, I enjoy watching them do it. Don’t you? The same just can’t be said for beach shoots. Sure, the girls look hot rolling around on the sand, but have you ever tried to fuck in the sand? (Just the thought of sand up places where it ain’t supposed to be makes me cringe.) I say MORE poolside shoots in SCORELAND because WETTER is always BETTER.
