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HEY! We want to give you FREE STUFF on Roku!

Posted by Maria on Jan 15, 2012 in Boobs in the News, DVD, Other SCORE Group websites

Jack while enjoying the CUMFORT of your couch for only $9.99!


You read that title right.

Yes you did.

Because you love tits. And we love tits. And we have a vast collection of the best tits around. And you like that collection. And we make the hottest big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX for you to blow your fucking load to. And you love to blow your loads to our big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX.

You dig?

So, for those of you who have a Roku box (Remember? Dave told you about it a while ago?), the time has come to check out our premium channel where you can watch all the big-tit DVDs featuring loads of XXX that you like to watch for only $9.99 a month. Yeah…that’s less than $10. That’s a fucking bargain. It’s a fucking fucking bargain.

Think about that for a second.

Allow me to help you do that…

You are in your favorite boxers on your comfortable couch. You have your mighty (if tiny) Roku remote in your hand. You check out one of our fine skinematic masturbateapieces. And then, it is on your screen. Your mighty HD, flat screen. And then, you have huge titties in your living room and these chicks are fucking and cumming loudly. How loudly are they cumming? Surround-sound loud, guys. That’s kinda hot. Your neighbors will be jealous. And then you’re rubbing one out on your couch in your house. That’s what they call CUMFORT. Feel free to look that word up. It’s in a dick-tionary, somewhere.

Say what? You don’t have a Roku? Oh, man…get one. GET ONE!

You can go to their site and check them out HERE and get your Roku for as little as $49.99.

And if you have a Roku and want to get in on our premium channel, you can by visiting SCOREtv.tv or by calling 1-800-421-0760.

But wait…THERE’S MORE!

You don’t just get big tit XXX. You get full-length SCORE, Voluptuous, XL Girls, Naughty Neighbors, 18eighteen, 40Something and Leg Sex movies. That’s a whole lotta porn action for your dick, dude. And that $9.99 a month gets you unlimited viewing of 100% uncensored movies. (Did I mention it’s on YOUR AMAZING T.V.?!?! In your home?!?! Yeah, I might have.)

And now, here comes the moment when I tell you about the FREE STUFF.

If you have a Roku and want to check out what all the hype is about, you can get our premium channel and check out the fucktastic flick for your dick, Boob Science, for FREE.

FOR FREE!!!!

Here’s a little info on your free movie:

It's the boob man's ultimate fantasy flick, a red-hot, hardcore, super-busty take on the classic movie 'Weird Science'. Two super nerds can't get chicks, so they use technology to create one of their own. And then the fun begins. Daphne Rosen stars as the fuck doll with super powers who helps the boys score all the girls of their dreams. First, Daphne gives them some pointers by strap-on fucking Maggie Green in Maggie's first-ever girl-girl scene. Then the boys go from nerds to super-studs as they score newcomers Angel Gee, Eva Notty, Contessa Rose and Aileen Ghettman, all of whom are making their XXX DVD debuts. More than just a jack flick...it's our hottest, most hilarious feature film ever!

 

So what are you waiting for? Get your free stuff. And in case we forgot to tell you before…you’re welcome.

xoxo

Maria

 

 

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The Bucking Bronco: You get what you pay for, Part I

Posted by Guest Blogger on Mar 24, 2010 in Guest Bloggers
You won't find Daphne Rosen's boobs on Chatroulette. In fact, you won't find ANYTHING on Chatroulette.

You won't find Daphne Rosen's boobs on Chatroulette. In fact, you won't find ANYTHING on Chatroulette.

I’m fairly certain that Facebook and MySpace were created for the sole purpose of obtaining free porn. Sure, they hide behind the term social networking, but who here HASN’T rubbed one out to that hot girl from high school that you tell your wife you were such good friends with but really spoke to only once, when you needed to borrow a sheet of paper? I mean, really, if she’s going to post half-naked photos from her last trip to the Bahamas, well, I’m only human.

There was a distinct line drawn in the sand, though. Facebook, MySpace; they bring you one step closer to seeing these women naked, but they never quite deliver the goods. After all, they’re claiming to be social networking sites, not porn. I guess it makes it sound classier.

Enter Chatroulette.com. Where other social networking sites make a half-hearted attempt to camouflage their pornographic tendencies, Chatroulette seemingly has no shame.

The concept is simple. You sit in front of your webcam, click PLAY and are instantly connected to someone else sitting in front of their webcam. It’s completely random, so you could wind up talking to a guy in Peru, a girl in Russia or your mom in the next room. Then, when you get bored of that person, you click NEXT and, like magic, a new person appears. Rinse. Repeat. Sounds harmless enough. Except this is the Internet. The same Internet that routinely turns my favorite childhood cartoons into sex-crazed porn. It’s pretty easy to guess what path Chatroulette would take.

Here’s a simple math problem: Solve for X, when X = Anonymity + webcam + $0.00

There’s a flaw in the equation, though. I thought, for the sake of this post, I would try it out; see what Chatroulette has to offer. The answer–surprisingly, or not–is nothing. I clicked that NEXT button 100 times and this is what I came up with:

(43) men of various ages, who stared blankly at the screen without ever saying a word.
(29) cameras aimed directly at the naked crotch of a masturbating man.
(17) camera feeds that never connected for one reason or another.
(5) couples who wanted only to tell me a joke. (None of which were even remotely funny.)
(4) women who looked too young for me to do anything other than click the NEXT button as fast as possible.
(1) man dressed as Spider Man. (I can’t even make this up.)
And one mildly attractive British woman who had just gotten home from work. I spoke to her for over an hour. Most of that time was just me asking her to say random sentences in that delightful accent. I love British people.

Not once in my 100 clicks did I come across a woman who was willing to take her clothes off. Hell, only 9% of the time was there even a woman on the screen. Yet, despite the overwhelming odds stacked against them, I encountered roughly 72 men who were sitting there waiting for the chance to see a naked girl magically pop up on their computer screen. I suspect it never happened.

Now, I’m no math wizard, but I might be able to help these guys increase their booby-viewing percentages exponentially. Ready for the secret? IT’S CALLED PORN. Taking into account the rare, but occasional, nip-slip, if you’re on MySpace or Facebook, you probably have around a 7% chance of seeing something stroke-worthy. On Chatroulette, your chances drop considerably. But here at SCORELAND, those chances jump to an unparalleled 100%.

So, sure, you can cruise social networking sites for hours at a time tonight, but just remember that you’ve been warned. Because you can waste all the time you like meticulously searching those places, but when it comes right down to it, right here is where the boobs are at.

They say the best things in life are free, but that’s bullshit. When it comes to porn, you get what you pay for.

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