Everyone has their thing. Their kink. Their fetish. Their letch. Their perv.
And that thing is different for everyone. Three different SCORE Guys described what snaps, crackles and pops for them in recent “Scorecard” letters.
As you know, we’re already niche people: Big boobs, MILFs, Teens, Booty, Legs and Amateurs. We don’t publish general men’s mags, DVDs or sites.
But their special interests are beyond niche. This is ultra-niche. This is ultra off-the-radar niche.
There are three basic kinds of fetishes: form, media and animate. They can blend and combine, too. Form is the shape of an object, like the shape of a tight corset. Media is material, like rubber or leather. Animate is a body part, like boobs, butts and legs. That’s us! Fetishes can also be scents, flavors and other sensory stimuli.
Letter 1 from S.O.: pool tables
“What’s got me all in a froth I hear you ask? Well, it’s Gya Roberts’ exquisite pool table pictorial, that’s what! I don’t know what precipitated it but for the longest time I’ve had a powerful fetish for girls posing and getting fucked on pool tables. I actively try to seek out movies, scenes, and photos showing this particular scenario but it’s surprisingly slim pickings out there. So when I saw this set of Gya, it was like my prayers had been answered. I feel that I should point out that I’m not particularly big on the game of pool. I don’t even play it, except very occasionally. There’s just something sleazy about girls sprawling across the baize, playing with sticks and balls that makes me surprised it’s so under-represented in porn. I really wish you guys would do a movie centered on a pool tournament.”
Feature dancer Jada DeVille from December '04 SCORE. Jada is still active and lives in Las Vegas.
Letter 2 from T.P.: sneakers
“Seeing women in sexy athletic shoes has turned me on for decades. Kylee Nash has on a pair from New Balance for me to feast on while pulling my dick. There is no good reason for this. I have jerked off at the sight of babes wearing sneakers like these no matter what brand they are. It especially helps if she has short-shorts on, too. A special treat is to see a honey in a dress, black stockings and white sneakers. I can’t wait to add pictures of my girlfriends wearing New Balance shoes next to Kylee and her mammies, cunt and shoes, then jerk away and cum!”
Kylee keeps her sneaks on for a work-out. T.P. was moved.
Letter 3 from Steve: belly buttons
“I have been a SCORE fan for many, many years going back to before 2000. I remember several years ago, SCORELAND did a special publishing containing some of the models’ belly buttons. Being a belly button fetish enthusiast, I absolutely loved it. I don’t like when women pierce them; that is my anti-fetish. I was just wondering if this is something SCORELAND may try out again. I actually have a theory that all guys love women’s belly buttons, but they don’t admit it for whatever reason. I figured I would throw it out there. Thank you for the years of beautiful women.”
Jasmine Shiraz's belly button is easy to locate. Steve is a purist when it comes to navels. No jewelry.
What’s your perv?
Tits and suds.
I enjoy Gya Roberts’ happy-go-lucky personality and her direct, girl-next-door nature. When I look at her photos or videos, I can almost see the energy coiled up inside her. She has that lust for life that the camera picks up. It’s like she can’t wait to take her clothes off and start swinging her tits like bell clappers. I can picture her running naked in a green field on sunny days. In slow motion, like in a shampoo commercial.
Doing a sweater justice.
I’d love to see a shower video of Gya. But she’s so hot-looking, she’d turn the water into steam and fog up the lens.
I’m also very impressed by Gya’s very pliable boobs. Many models can’t self-suck their own nipples. Gya is a virtual gold medalist at that.
“If they ignore my breasts when we are fucking, it is like they are ignoring me,” Gya said. “That is not good. I need a lot of attention paid to my breasts. I like it when a man sucks on my breasts when I am riding him. I have a fetish for sucking my nipples, actually. It began when I started masturbating on cam. I would touch my breasts and one day, I realized that my nipples were very sensitive. So, since they were so big, I started licking my nipples while I touched myself and I found that I could cum faster when I did that, so I began sucking them while I masturbated and now it is one of my biggest fetishes. I love having my nipples sucked on for hours! It feels very good. If there is no one to do it for me, I will suck on them myself.”
Without nipples, tits would be pointless.
Gya has videos in four DVD collections:
Full Figured Foxes 2
Montego Babes
Ready For Stuffing
The Greatest Big Bust DVD Ever Volume 3
Check out the trailers at eBoobStore.com.
Eager to lose every stitch.
This week in birthdays: Europe Dichan (Jan. 5), Chantz Fortune (Jan. 6), Rukhsana (Jan. 6), Sofia Staks (Jan . 7), Miss Skarlett K (Jan. 7) and Maserati (Jan. 8 )
Terry Nova would spill less if she drank with her eyes open.
I’ve blogged about beer before.
I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.
What is it with the spilling?
I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.
Did you know:
Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.
Women drink 25% of the beer in America.
Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.
Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.
Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.
The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.
In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.
Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.
The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”
Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)
It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.
St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.
In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker. Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.
Siri likes good head.
The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.
Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.
The SCORE and Voluptuous contests at SCORELAND have been open for about three weeks. The January ’13 SCORE with its contest ballot has been on news racks for two weeks, and the January ’13 Voluptuous with its ballot just hit stores a few days ago.
A sample ballot for SCORE is here.
A sample ballot for Voluptuous is here.
There’s no excuse to not vote.
Aside from making their decisions, what do some voters have to say? Here’s a selection of opinions in this difficult election year. Man, everyone has different ideas and choices. Different strokes for different folks. And so on and so on and scooby dooby doo bee…
“This year it was extremely hard to pick the models for the awards. They are all so HOT! For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, I chose Siri. From head to toe, she is smoking! Model of the Year was hard for me because I have always picked my favorite, Karina Hart, but since she was not in the running this year, I chose my second favorite all- time SCORE model, Angela White. Hall of Fame: Lacey Legends. Hardcore Performer of the Year: Stephanie Stalls. Her scene in Busty Anal Sluts is fantastic!-L.H.”
“Africa Sexxx has now performed hardcore in SCORE videos three or four times. I like her incredible build, big, natural boobs, small waist, big butt/hips and she seems to have a great attitude/charisma. Twice now she has done anal. I had to write her in because she was one of the reasons I decided to purchase Cocoa Nut Busters. I don’t purchase many DVDs each year. I picked Venera for Model of the Year because she is such a good and rare discovery; such a petite frame with big, natural boobs and a great ass, yet it was close with Valory Irene, who has appeared in the magazines and videos much more. Estelle may have been such a rare find; she exceeds all others in this category as far as looks and figure. You’ve got to get her back. Julia Miles is a long-time favorite of mine: big, beautiful tits and a hardcore performer as well.–E.S.”
J.S.T. from Barcelona, Spain explains his voting in the V-mag contest:
“2012 Newcomer of the Year: Siri. She has an innocent face and nice body.
2012 Plumper of the Year: Dors Feline. I like her tattoos.
2012 Model of the Year: Gya Roberts. The hottest girl on the Net.
2012 Ass of the Year: Karina Hart. She is juicy and hot.
2012 Pussy of the Year: Gya Roberts. I like her pussy lips.
2012 XXX Model of the Year: Maserati. She knows how to fuck.”
So make your voice heard. Vote!
I approve this message.
Melissa Manning: Sweater No. 1 from today's new photo set.
Melissa Manning in Sweater No. 2 from today's new photo set.
We just finished putting together a special sweater pictorial for SCORE magazine, and I wrote: “When the weather outside is frightful, it’s important to keep your extremities–meaning your hands, feet and face–warm and covered. But if the busty girl in your life asks, you can tell her THERE IS NO HARM IN EXPOSING YOUR CLEAVAGE TO THE ELEMENTS as long as her extremities are covered.”
There is, as far as I know, no scientific evidence to back up what I wrote. I do know, however, that one day several years ago, I walked into an ice hockey rink that was very, very cold and saw a busty girlfriend of one of the players on my team wearing a wool sweater…but the wool sweater was very low cut. Yep, there she was, standing in an ice hockey rink where it was practically freezing, and her cleavage was 80% exposed. But–and this is the important point–the sweater had long sleeves and she was wearing gloves and she WASN’T shivering.
All this comes to mind because a brand-new photo set of bustier-than-ever (and bustier-than-even-she-thought-she-was) Melissa Manning goes up today at SCORELAND, and a matching video on Monday and it just so happens that she’s wearing a sweater or two. And, wouldn’t you know it, it’s already mid-October, and the weather has already dipped below freezing in many parts of the world. Before you know it, the sweaters are going to start coming out.
But, as I pointed out, that doesn’t mean the tits have to go inside.
Listen, I know that a lot of you guys wouldn’t mind looking at pictures of girls in sweaters even if it were 100 degrees outside. But it’s not, and the new set of Melissa is all the excuse I needed..
This sweater is not appropriate winter wear. If I saw Karina wearing it, I would insist that she take it off.
Karen Fisher came to work like this. That's why at her place of business, nobody takes sick days, even during flu season.
If you ever find yourself out in a blizzard and run into Beshine, duck under her tits and you'll keep warm and dry.
Gya Roberts is almost ready to go outside in the cold. For some reason, this photo reminds me of the reader who wrote in to tell us that he wants to see girls with cum all over their sweaters.
Shyla Shy doesn't have to worry about the cold because even though her tits are exposed, her arms are covered. I do, however, recommend gloves.
Gya Roberts with a pool cue. Gya wishes it was a cock, and I'm sure the pool cue wishes it were a cock, too.
I just finished watching Gya Roberts‘ video that went up today at SCORELAND. If memory serves, there was a pool table involved, but all I remember is, in order of appearance:
1. A low-cut, red sweater.
2. Cleavage.
3. Self-sucking.
4. Finger jamming of the pussy.
5. A lot of filthy fuck talk.
And, with this video, Gya Roberts officially moves to the top of my list of “Girls Who I Can’t Believe Have Never Done Hardcore.” Fortunately, Angela White used to be at the top of that list, and I say fortunately because she has now done hardcore, and I’m hoping Gya one day will, too.
Although, if she doesn’t, it really won’t matter much. I can’t imagine anything being hotter than Gya’s tits-in-your-face, pussy-in-your-face, ass-in-your-face, nipples-in-her-mouth, pool-cue-humping, frigging-her-pussy-til-the-cunt-cream-comes-out scene today.
Gya can really be a filthy, dirty slut, and I mean that with the utmost respect.
Gya talks about her pussy a lot. I’ve never seen a girl with so much to say about her own pussy.
And (by the way) she has slimmed down from the first time we shot her in 2011 and is now a true SCORE/Voluptuous crossover model.
Gya Roberts. What a slut goddess
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This week at SCORELAND:
Wednesday: Maria with bustier-than-ever Melissa Manning in The Greatest Blog Video Ever.
Friday: Maggie Green fucks.
The first two volumes of The Greatest Big-Bust Video Ever were huge sellers. Gigantic sellers. Among our best-selling DVDs and videos ever. Movies that passed the test of time.
So, when something is so popular, what do you do? You rush out a third volume, right? Well, in this case, wrong. Vol. 2 was released in 1996. That’s right, 1996. And, in all honesty, I never thought we’d see Vol. 3. But, now, finally, it’s here.
The Greatest Big-Bust DVD Ever, Vol. 3, truly reflects how much things have changed since 1996. For one, notice the name: “DVD” not “Video.” Second, the first two editions were packed with mega-slim ‘n’ stacked babes from the 1990s. This one is all-natural. That’s right. Not a drop of silicone to be found.
Of course, the lineup is spectacular. Take a deep breath: Hitomi, Karina Hart, Siri, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Elaina Gregory, Sophie Mae, Kali West, Jenna Valentine, Gya Roberts, Maggie Green, Michelle Bond, Eden Mor, Cherry Brady, Melissa Manning…okay, I’m going to stop listing them all. I’m just going to give you the numbers:
48 girls. Four discs. 14 hours.
$49.95 at eBoobStore.com. Don’t wait for Vol. 4. At this rate, it won’t be released until 2026.
Today was a scorcher here at SCORELAND HQ. The weather was somewhere around 91 degrees and the sun was unforgiving. As I made my way back from lunch I made a silent plea for rain to ease the heat emanating from the asphalt and I wished that I could be naked in some ice cold pool somewhere.
And that’s when I thought that I should probably be thankful for the heat. You know…because if I wanted to swim naked, imagine how many other women were thinking the same thing.
With the weather getting hotter and hotter it is easy to lose focus on the silver lining of the long, hot days of summer…
Half-naked chicks.
Yes, the temperature might be going up, but then again, so are these ladies’ tops. All around the world, the record-breaking heat is causing women to strip down to barely anything and/or put on the skimpiest little outfits imaginable.
And that is a good thing. In fact, it’s a great thing.
In the winter, we all complain about the lack of skin we see on a day to day basis. Well, the summer is here and so is the significant amount of breast flesh.
So if the heat has got you a little hot under the collar, crack open a cold one and check out these ladies who should get you a little hot in the pants if ya’ know whaddamean.
Stay cool, fellas!
xoxo,
Maria
This.
I’ll leave it to you to figure out what “this” is.
Gya Roberts at SCORELAND.