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How to fill out a wild bikini, as shown by Sheridan Love

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 17, 2016 in Awards, DVD, Letters and comments, New DVD Releases, print magazines, swimsuits

June 20 is the official first day of summer ,and Sheridan Love is ready, willing and ample-bodied to rock a bikini.

Sheridan lives in Las Vegas but could easily fit into the South Florida lifestyle. This is a place where girls naturally don’t wear a lot of clothing.

The 2015 Hardcore Performer of the Year (June ’16 SCORE) has her own DVD (All The Way In) and a big fan base of followers. Look for Sheridan at adult fan expos. Reader G. T. won Sheridan’s bra in our magazine giveaway contest.

“I try to go to the conventions that Sheridan’s attending,” he said. “My plans for her bra are to place it inside my pillowcase so that I can have her wonderful orbs of joy near my head so I can dream about her nightly. I also want to have it wrapped around my manhood when I jerk off watching her video!”

Nipple slip alert!

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But if you ask me, they’re all winners

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 4, 2014 in Awards, Behind the Scenes, Contest, Deep Inside Scoreland, newcomers, Poll

Bella French is one of the rare Canadian SCORE Girls.

Now that the balloting has closed at SCORELAND for the 2013 SCORE and V-mag Awards, it’s time to start counting votes. That’s easy with the Internet votes; they were automatically tallied each time someone voted. But it’s more difficult with the paper ballots from magazine readers because they have to be counted by hand. Which is what we’re doing now.

So, I’d like to say that a clearer picture of who’s going to win has emerged, but that’s only half true. Very often–for example, with the “20 for 20” voting a few years ago –the magazine and Internet people have different opinions.

But, having looked at the SCORELAND vote and glanced at the magazine ballots, here are three early observations:

1. Sha Rizel’s lead for SCORE Newcomer is not as big as I thought it would be, and Bella French still has a chance, especially when you consider that the magazine voters (many of whom have been with us since the 1990s), tend to like the slim ‘n’  stacked girls like Bella. So although Sha is a likely winner, it’s not over yet.

2. I think something special might happen in the V-mag Awards, something that’s never happened before.

3. Daylene Rio has become one of the most-popular SCORE Girls. I’m not saying she’s going to win anything (she’s up for SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year, which she won in 2012, and Model of the Year). But her popularity has grown along with her tits and her ass.

Okay, one more observation: I think V-Men have decided, once and for all, that Hitomi is a genuine V-Girl.

Did you vote? If so, who did you vote for and why?

Will Daylene Rio win Hardcore Performer of the Year again?

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Angela White took over SCORELAND. Now put her in Parliament.

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 28, 2012 in New at Scoreland, swimsuits

Angela's delighful tush doesn't get enough praise.

In November of 2010, Angela was running for political office. Man, how time flies.

“I am now officially an Australian politician,” Angela SAID that month. “In the upcoming state elections in Victoria, I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!”

As valiantly as she campaigned, Angela wasn’t elected. Visionaries are often not given their due soon enough.

Tomorrow @ SCORELAND

But she’s young. She’s a spunky girl. She’s got legs. And tush. And boobs. And a lovely face.

And she’s in May ’12 SCORE magazine.

So I urge Angela to run again. She needs to fill that position and make all of Australia a freer country.

I support whatever positions she puts herself in.

I demand that the voters warm up that seat in Parliament for Angela White in the next election. I don’t know when that is. Don’t ask me. Go ask Angela.

What I do know is when the next erection is coming up and that’s tomorrow at SCORELAND when we publish a very naughty pictorial of Angela shot when she was in our half of the hemisphere.

American writer Charles Dudley Warner supposedly coined the phrase, “Politics make strange bedfellows.”

Warner never had the good luck to meet Angela White. There’s nuthin‘ strange about her!

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May ’12 SCORE has arrived! The bust stops here

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 25, 2012 in Contest, Cummin Soon, newcomers, print magazines, Uncategorized

The contest issue is here

 

Now at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com, the May ’12 edition of SCORE stars the winners of the four model contests as voted by readers and website members.

Get yours today.

Congratulations to all of the winners.

This erection year was a particularly hard one with stiff decisions to be made. Many voters found themselves rigid at the polls, but, as always, only one girl could be the winner in each contest.

Drum roll, please.

The winners are:

Kelly Christiansen: Model of the Year

Valory Irene: Newcomer of the Year

Angela White: Our first Hardcore Performer of the Year

Autumn-Jade: Big-Boob Hall of Fame

And pictorials of:

Karla James-1st Runner-up MOY
Miosotis-2nd Runner-up MOY
Eva Notty-3rd Runner-up MOY
Venera-1st Runner-up NOY
Leanne Crow-2nd Runner-up NOY
Beshine-3rd Runner-up NOY

Next month: SCORE's 20th Anniversary 164-page edition

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The SCORE & Voluptuous Model contest voting platforms are now open at SCORELAND

I need my boob fix every morning like the juggy junkie I am, so the first thing I do is check the upcoming website postings. SCORELAND is chest incredible.

As the flood of nipples hit my peepers this AM like an adrenaline rush at the end of a 5K run, I realized that boobs rule the world. I see boobs everywhere. They’re always watching me.

The headlights of cars.

The two eggs in my frying pan.

The last two melons in the fruit section of the supermarket.

The two side-by-side nuclear reactors at the Turkey Point power plant.

Those last two cupcakes in the SCORE kitchen.

Big boobs rule the universe.

That brings me to several girls at SCORELAND, SCOREVideos and XLGirls this week that make me smile and lose my heavy load.

Tits-and-ass winner Angel Gee and her naughty-girl red telephone.

Young-and-stacked Beverly Paige with her wide, sleepy eyes and even wider, dreamy areolae.

Maserati: built better than anything an Italian designer could dream up.

Nikki Armand: a newcomer debuting with a bang at XLGirls.com.

Good girl Kelly Christiansen being a bad girl at SCOREVideos.

Yes, big boobs rule the universe.

And that’s good because boobs make me smile.

Well, it’s another erection year. VOTE for your favorite SCORE and Voluptuous models if you haven’t mailed in your magazine ballots. Who will win Newcomer? Who will Model of the Year? Good luck to all the contestants! The voting platform is now LIVE  for members on the member home page of SCORELAND. It’s at the top left corner of your screen. You have some very difficult decisions to make so we don’t envy you.

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