Posted by Elliot James on Apr 5, 2015 in Behind the Scenes, breast growth, cosplay, Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland, Tits in Tight Tops
No, this is not a “Miss Busty Coed” contest.
It’s just easy for me to envision Jenna Valentine as a stacked coed. She looks like a college girl. I’ve thought about a shoot like this since she first came to SCORELAND.
No need to mentally picture that visual. It’s here now in photos and a video.
Jenna Valentine isn’t a huge-boobed coed. She’s working as a huge-boobed make-up artist now.
And Jenna wasn’t the cheerleader or plaid-skirt coed type when she was in school.
Said Jenna back in 2009, “I was a creepy Gothic girl. I was spooky. The jocks would actually throw candy at me and make fun of me. But now they hit on me and they all want to fuck me and it’s super weird. They used to be super mean to me.”
Let this be a too-late lesson to these miscreants and haters.
In my breast-obsessed brain, the idea of a sexy coed shoot of Jenna was just right.
And even though it often seems that Jenna’s a rebel, not to mention angsty, seeing her as a busty policewoman would also be very hot. She did a sexy French maid set in Mexico in 2011 that’s one of my favorite cosplay shoots.
“I think all men like big boobs. It’s normal,” says Juliana Simms, the bustiest florist we ever saw.
Posted by Elliot James on Feb 5, 2015 in Deep Inside Scoreland, Letters and comments, modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops
Comments “Benny Hana,” “I just want to give a big shout out to the SCORELAND model scouts finding all these huge, natural-titty, voluptuous and very sexy Eastern European girls. I think it’s the most common trend on here, but that’s a good thing. Juliana Simms being our newest addition.”
First, I’d like to thank Benny for his comments and also thank him for his fun restaurants.
In the 1990s, when it came to naturals, the British ruled: Linsey, Lorna Morgan, Jessica Turner, CJ, Kerry Marie and many more. Now the Europeans rule: Vanessa Y., Sha, Valory, Joana, Angel, Micky and newcomer Juliana. But America is still not down for the count just yet. There’s Maserati, Cat Bangles, Marie Leone, Rockell, Jenna Valentine and new girls Harlow and Chloe Rose. Still, it does seem like the USA lags behind badly in the international boobs race.
Writes Roberto, “Juliana is the most beautiful florist in the world and by far the best discovery since Romanian Joana Bliss. Her massive jugs are the most hypnotizing I’ve seen in a long time. She is now a strong candidate for Newcomer of the Year.”
New scene today at SCORELAND.
It’s time to go sweater shopping with a SCORELAND regular since 2009 who stretches her sweaters. We’re talking about the one and only Jenna Valentine.
Now around a 36HH, Jenna’s heavenly hooters will be seriously straining these sweaters. Maybe you can advise about which ones look best over Jenna’s fantastic breasts. After she’s tried on several items and has thrust her chest at the camera, Jenna goes bare and gets on the famous glass table. We haven’t used it in a while, not since Melissa Manning’s coed shoot last year.
Sometimes the genetic roll of the dice results in huge boobs. Marie Leone is one of these boob bonanza winners.
“In school, I had bigger boobs than any teacher,” Marie said. I am trying to visualize this. I wonder how Marie’s teachers’ felt about that. Inadequate? Jealous?
Marie just turned 21 on December 14. Now she can go to a club and have a drink.
“I always have sex on the first date,” Marie said. “Before anyone judges me, I would like to point out that I do not plan for it to happen. It happens. If anybody wants to have sex on the first date, go for it.” Good dating philosophy, Marie.
Posted by Elliot James on Nov 12, 2014 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, breast growth, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tit Tricks
It’s always a special day when SCORELAND models cross paths and mash mams in our studio.
Tomorrow’s video and photos are documents of a sensational crossing of the paths. You will witness Jenna Valentine, modeling at SCORE since 2009, meet Liza Biggs, a brand-new superwoman who had never modeled before. You saw a sneak preview of this on the Blog. A fresh set and video of Jenna Valentine is also on tomorrow’s quadruple-feature.
Posted by Dave on Sep 20, 2014 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, modeling jobs, newcomers
The girl on the left is Liza Biggs, a newcomer from North Carolina who’s true to her name with JJJ-cup naturals.
The girl on the right needs no introduction. Jenna Valentine returned to our studio this week for three days, and she looks better than ever.
Liza and Jenna were together in the SCORELAND dressing room on Jenna’s final day. It happened to be Liza’s first day of modeling ever. She’s never been a dancer. She’s not a cam girl. She’s a professional chef who’s serving up some very tasty pastries. Although I don’t think I’ve ever seen pastries as big as Liza’s tits.
Look for Liza’s debut and Jenna’s return soon at SCORELAND.
Posted by Dave on Sep 17, 2014 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops
The countdown continues to Mia’s worldwide modeling debut on October 3 at SCORELAND.
You’ll be seeing Mia on these days: October 3, 4, 16 and 17.
All of these postings are worth looking forward to, but you’re going to want to circle October 16 and 17 on your calendar. The bonus video on the 16th will make you say, “Holy, shit!” And the one on the 17th takes this little adventure of ours to a whole different level.
Happiest SCORE Girl I’ve ever seen.
Also in SCORELAND Studio news: Long-time Jenna Valentine has returned, and she’s even bustier than before. Of course, she still has her bubbly personality. Jenna’s a hoot.
And today, a new girl named Liza is modeling for the first time in her life. She has JJJ-cup naturals. Yes, JJJ-cups. Her boobs are ginormous. Jenna was astounded.
More soon. These have been especially fun times in the studio.
Elliot here: I’m hijacking the end of Dave’s Blog to say that I now know why hamburger joints make the girls wear those bulky tops, not to mention those paper hats in some places. They’re trying to keep guys like us away from their busty employees!
Posted by Dave on Oct 24, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Contest, Deep Inside Scoreland, Digital Magazines, eBoobStore.com, The Life of an Editor, Tits in Tight Tops, XLGirls
Did you know that Model of the Year is the oldest of the V-mag Awards? It’s true. From 1998 to 2001, Model of the Year was the only V-mag Award (can you name the first winner?). Then, sometime in late 2002, Voluptuous chief John Fox and I were discussing the upcoming SCORE and V-mag awards issues. Neither of us could figure out why SCORE had Newcomer of the Year but not Model of the Year while V-mag had Model of the Year but not Newcomer of the Year. So, we decided to add the missing awards to both mags, and since then, each has had both. Can you name the first V-mag Newcomer of the Year?
Hitomi won 2012 V-mag Model of the Year, and she’s one of 13 finalists for 2013 Model of the Year. Now, if you ask me, Hitomi is more of a SCORE Girl than a V-Girl, but I only get one vote.
The other 12 finalists are…
Arianna Sinn, the first runner-up for 2012 Plumper of the Year.
Gya Roberts, who should have her own award: Self-Sucker of the Year (although I’m sure Sarah Rae would have something to say about that).
Jenna Valentine, whose popularity seems to never wane.
Joana, who had a very happy return in 2013.
Leanne Crow, 2011′s Newcomer of the Year.
Melissa Manning, whose boob growth spurt makes her a major contender.
Micky Bells, the Queen of Cleavage and early favorite for Plumper of the Year.
Natalie Fiore, who deserves to win a V-mag award one of these days. I mean, those tits…
Renee Ross, a two-time Model of the Year trying to become the first three-time winner.
Siri, the 2012 Newcomer of the Year and one helluva fuck.
Terri Jane, another girl who deserves a major accolade.
And Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and squirted milk all over the place for our viewing pleasure.
Obviously, there are a lot of deserving winners, and when you look at the list of great girls who haven’t won, winning is even more impressive.
Grab a print or digital copy of the Holiday ’13 issue (available now at eBoobStore.com) and place your vote. Or wait for the online voting to begin at SCORELAND. Your choice. One man, one vote. Either way, it’ll be counted.
SCORE wife G.D. recently wrote the “Scorecard” letter forum (firstname.lastname@example.org): “I am a big fan of Jenna Valentine’s and I follow her on Twitter. I think she is amazing. She has a great retro look and I am in love with her pale skin. Her breasts are so full and I would do anything to spend a night with her. (My husband can watch.) My husband prefers Micky Bells. He thinks she is very sexually arousing and says that his fantasy is to have her titty-fuck him while I watch. He is a big fan of deep cleavage, so I understand his preference.”
We don’t get many emails or letters from women, so right off the snap, I found this very interesting. After reading it, I wondered how many women fantasize about SCORE and Voluptuous Girls. There are probably a lot more femme fans than I ever realized. The adult conventions seem to attract more women attendees than ever.
G.D. would “do anything” to spend the night with Jenna.
How many women who are not models themselves or want to be models follow models on Twitter or Facebook? Do they live vicariously through models?
Does anyone have a wife or girlfriend who is a fan of any girls to the extent that G.D. is?
I was never fortunate enough to actually live next door to a girl-next-door who could have been a V-Girl-next-door. Now that I think about it, I was never fortunate enough to live next door to an exotic dancer or a porn star, either. I was a deprived youth, one of the 47-percenters who thought he was entitled to live next door to a girl-next-door. Someone has to live next door to these mythical beings called girls-next-door, but it was never me. But let’s not talk about me. Let’s talk about them.
Because it’s all about them.
The girl-next-door, or GND as I call them. What are her qualities? It depends on what your definition is, and that’s different for every guy.
She’s good-natured. Wholesome-looking. Pretty. Has a down-to-earth personality. Goes easy on the make-up. Friendly. Smiles a lot. Straightfoward and honest. Great physical sex appeal. Doesn’t look blinged out and bleary eyed from clubbing all night. Doesn’t use dirty words when she speaks except (maybe) when she’s fucking. Dresses casually, often in tank tops and shorts. Not impressed by status or money. Doesn’t have two-dozen tattoos on her back and limbs. She might have a tongue or navel piercing or both since this ain’t 1965 anymore. And–do I need to mention this?–she has big, usually natural, tits.
Which leads me to the girls in our latest DVD V-Girls Next Door. My fellow peeps who worked on this DVD picked the right covergirl in the right photo. Michelle Bond is the prototype for New Millenium British girls-next-door.
Including Michelle, there are a dozen V-Girls in this two-disc set that runs over three hours.
And no hinky guys in sight.
Play the trailer in eBoobStore and see what I mean.
Today I got my car washed at lunch and I was sadly disappointed by the two frumpy, older gents who scrubbed my car to a shine and then vacuumed it to a tidy state.
Not because they didn’t do a great job because they did. They did a perfect job.
I was just sad because they weren’t topless, busty babes with their tits glistening in the sun.
I was disappointed because they weren’t SCORELAND sex kittens who wanted to do dirty things while cleaning my car.
Ah, the busty car wash scenario…it never gets old.
I tell you, I have seen many a fundraiser car wash before and always said, “If these cheerleaders had big tits, they would be making so much more money!”
I mean think about it…who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of stacked babes, dripping wet in clingy white T-shirts or teeny, tiny bikinis, just scrubbing and swaying and jiggling to get cars clean. Just imagine their wet, sudsy tits pressing against the glass, mashed and succulent. If that existed in every town in America, well, things would be better.
Cars would be cleaner.
Tits would be wetter.
It almost brings a tear to my eye, that’s how fucking glorious ginormous tatas at a car wash would be.
And while there are no chesty car washes all over the place right now, here at SCORELAND, we have seen our fair share of hotties working at the car wash and that is enough to tide us over.
So please, enjoy these sexy, wet women at work and at play because ANYTIME a girl can be wet and half naked, it’s a good time.