Jenna Valentine has a unique way of accessorizing her outfit.
In this case, Camelia Davis’s tits are the outfit.
I was at lunch the other day, the usual spot, and I found myself standing at the soda machine, waiting to refill my glass, checking out the rack on the MILF standing next to me, refilling her glass and very nicely filling out a white tank top. Nice, tan, probably fake boobs. D-cups, I’d guess. Plenty of cleavage, and a little bit of side cleavage, too.
And that’s when it hit me like a thunder strike.
Tits are part of the outfit!
Her shoes were part of the outfit. The belt she was wearing was part of the outfit. Her earrings were part of the outfit. And, in this case, her tits were part of the outfit, too!
Do you see what I’m getting at here? I told this story (and my revelation) to a female editor here at The SCORE Group. She looked at me like I was crazy and said, “So what? Everyone knows that.”
If you say to Tatiana Blair, “That’s a very nice dress,” she’ll know what you mean.
Carlos tells Shyla, “Excuse me, ma’am. I was just admiring your lovely outfit.”
NO, NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! Maybe women know it, but men don’t know it. I know now, though. Some women accessorize with earrings. Others with bracelets. Some with stockings. When a woman is wearing a short skirt, her legs are part of the outfit. When she’s wearing tight, low-rise jeans, her ass is part of the outfit. And when she’s wearing a low-cut top, her tits are part of the outfit. Of course, some women have nicer accessories than others.
This doesn’t mean it’s okay to walk up to a girl and say, “Hey, nice tits.” No. That’s never okay. But if you say to her, “That’s a very nice shirt you’re wearing today,” she’ll know what you mean, and that’ll be okay.
Here are three guys, longtime SCORE fans, who have been inspired to create their art of big boobs. They have been featured on SCORELAND and in SCORE magazine for years.
Superwoman Lacey Legends.
First up is a man who calls himself The Saint. He’s a charter subscriber. The first dancer he ever saw (and who became a huge inspiration) was Zoryna Dreams in the October 1992 issue. “I started going to strip clubs in October of 1992,” the New Yorker said. “After seeing Zoryna on Howard Stern’s show, I knew I had to see her in person on her next visit to New York.”
Dreams. Zoryna Dreams. Shaken not stirred.
Over the years, The Saint went clubbing regularly and met Joey Karson, Lisa Lipps, Europe DiChan, Colt 45, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Kimberly Kupps, Staci Staxxx, Sofia Staks, Bunny Glamazon, Bambi the Amazon, Chrissy Paris, Plenty Uptopp, Nikki Knockers, Alyssa Alps, Casey James, Busty Dusty, Crystal Storm, Lacey Legends, Heather Hooters, Candy Cantalopes, Angel Eyes, Angel Bust, Kayla Kleevage, Crystal Gunns, Montana, Maxi and Mini Mounds and many more luminaries of the super-busty stage.
“My favorite SCORE covers are Lisa Lipps, September 1993 and Plenty Uptopp, January 1998,” he said. “Why? Both were perfect shots for reference in regard to pin-ups, and in both, the gals looked like they were ready to kick ass and take names.”
Artists he admires: Adam Hughes, Dave Stevens, Otis Sweat, Jack Henslee, Kevin Taylor, and Matt Baker. He uses pencil and ink with design marker to color his illustrations.
Art by Pauly of Artofpencil.
Pauly of Pauly Arts is a musician and artist. “I definitely create women that are such a rarity in real life that you see one every eight months or so…girls who make you freeze in your tracks and just stare to record the vision in your head because sadly she will soon be gone.” His first inspiration? “I had a substitute teacher for two days who had the biggest, jiggliest breasts, and as we Italians say, I was struck by the thunderbolt!” His favorite SCORE covers? “Anything with my buddy Vanessa Montagne, SaRenna Lee and Sharday. I loved the Lisa Lipps cover shot from August ’96 SCORE.” Pauly wrote the short story “The Diary of Suzy Pratt” for the August ’95 SCORE, illustrated by Jack Henslee. “It’s the story of a tomboy who blossoms through exercise and surgery and blows all the guys away, only to find she’s a bisexual who loves big tits and women who love big tits! My favorite theme!” Pauly sells shirts and other items with his chesty ladies emblazoned on them at Cafepress under “big_breast_art.”
Halloween art by Pauly.
Matt, a.k.a. Thor, is an artist in California who’s found tremendous inspiration in SCORE and Voluptuous models.
Eye candy for the male brain.
“Once again, I tell you, without SCORE, I don’t think I would have continued my pursuit of art,” Matt said. One of his mainstays is Merilyn Sakova. “Whoever found Merilyn to pose for SCORE has been an inspiration to me to make art.” He also digs Morgan Leigh. “Indianna Jaymes and Jenna Valentine seem to be my new favorites,” Matt said.
Today is a magical day because Arianna Sinn’s masturbatorial masterpiece is posting to SCORELAND, and it will make you harder than a diamond in an icestorm. (Oh, yeah!)
I need to stress to you guys HOW GOOD this video is.
It’s good. Oh, man, it is horny, horny, horny goodness. She rubs those titties. She talks dirty to you. She rolls around, rubbing cream on her tatas and pussy, and then she cums for you. It’s intimate. It’s fucking porntastic! It’s sinfully amazing.
Arianna is so luscious and sexy and soft-spoken that you will want to fuck her and then, (Yeah, I’m going to say it, so brace yourselves.) cuddle with her. You will want to spoon with this gorgeous lady. But not to worry, with a sexy, curvy sex kitten like Arianna, spooning always leads to forking. (Insert drums and cymbals here for that cheesey joke…ba-da-dum-doosh! lol)
And because I am feeling generous, (Maybe because I am in some sort of post-horny haze from all the Arianna-ness today.) I am giving you this extra video of tomorrow’s goodness. Yes, I am like the patron saint of behind-the-scenes footage. Check out the video below! To me, the best parts are all the girl-on-girl jiggling and tit-kissing! And the part where all four girls are jumping around in bed together. It’s like the busty sleepover of my dreams.
Enjoy it, gentlemen. These titties in paradise will keep you cumming and cumming and cumming.
It’s just easy for me to envision Jenna Valentine as a stacked coed. She looks like a college girl. I’ve thought about a shoot like this since she first came to SCORELAND.
No need to mentally picture that visual. It’s here now in photos and a video.
Jenna Valentine isn’t a huge-boobed coed. She’s working as a huge-boobed make-up artist now.
And Jenna wasn’t the cheerleader or plaid-skirt coed type when she was in school.
Said Jenna back in 2009, “I was a creepy Gothic girl. I was spooky. The jocks would actually throw candy at me and make fun of me. But now they hit on me and they all want to fuck me and it’s super weird. They used to be super mean to me.”
Let this be a too-late lesson to these miscreants and haters.
In my breast-obsessed brain, the idea of a sexy coed shoot of Jenna was just right.
And even though it often seems that Jenna’s a rebel, not to mention angsty, seeing her as a busty policewoman would also be very hot. She did a sexy French maid set in Mexico in 2011 that’s one of my favorite cosplay shoots.
Comments “Benny Hana,” “I just want to give a big shout out to the SCORELAND model scouts finding all these huge, natural-titty, voluptuous and very sexy Eastern European girls. I think it’s the most common trend on here, but that’s a good thing. Juliana Simms being our newest addition.”
First, I’d like to thank Benny for his comments and also thank him for his fun restaurants.
In the 1990s, when it came to naturals, the British ruled: Linsey, Lorna Morgan, Jessica Turner, CJ, Kerry Marie and many more. Now the Europeans rule: Vanessa Y., Sha, Valory, Joana, Angel, Micky and newcomer Juliana. But America is still not down for the count just yet. There’s Maserati, Cat Bangles, Marie Leone, Rockell, Jenna Valentine and new girls Harlow and Chloe Rose. Still, it does seem like the USA lags behind badly in the international boobs race.
Writes Roberto, “Juliana is the most beautiful florist in the world and by far the best discovery since Romanian Joana Bliss. Her massive jugs are the most hypnotizing I’ve seen in a long time. She is now a strong candidate for Newcomer of the Year.”
It’s time to go sweater shopping with a SCORELAND regular since 2009 who stretches her sweaters. We’re talking about the one and only Jenna Valentine.
Winner of the huge boob genetic roll of the dice.
Now around a 36HH, Jenna’s heavenly hooters will be seriously straining these sweaters. Maybe you can advise about which ones look best over Jenna’s fantastic breasts. After she’s tried on several items and has thrust her chest at the camera, Jenna goes bare and gets on the famous glass table. We haven’t used it in a while, not since Melissa Manning’s coed shoot last year.
Sometimes the genetic roll of the dice results in huge boobs. Marie Leone is one of these boob bonanza winners.
“In school, I had bigger boobs than any teacher,” Marie said. I am trying to visualize this. I wonder how Marie’s teachers’ felt about that. Inadequate? Jealous?
Marie just turned 21 on December 14. Now she can go to a club and have a drink.
“I always have sex on the first date,” Marie said. “Before anyone judges me, I would like to point out that I do not plan for it to happen. It happens. If anybody wants to have sex on the first date, go for it.” Good dating philosophy, Marie.
It’s always a special day when SCORELAND models cross paths and mash mams in our studio.
Tomorrow’s video and photos are documents of a sensational crossing of the paths. You will witness Jenna Valentine, modeling at SCORE since 2009, meet Liza Biggs, a brand-new superwoman who had never modeled before. You saw a sneak preview of this on the Blog. A fresh set and video of Jenna Valentine is also on tomorrow’s quadruple-feature.
The girl on the left is Liza Biggs, a newcomer from North Carolina who’s true to her name with JJJ-cup naturals.
The girl on the right needs no introduction. Jenna Valentine returned to our studio this week for three days, and she looks better than ever.
Liza and Jenna were together in the SCORELAND dressing room on Jenna’s final day. It happened to be Liza’s first day of modeling ever. She’s never been a dancer. She’s not a cam girl. She’s a professional chef who’s serving up some very tasty pastries. Although I don’t think I’ve ever seen pastries as big as Liza’s tits.
Look for Liza’s debut and Jenna’s return soon at SCORELAND.
Always smiling, always super-hot, Mia Callista. I wish the burgers where she works were as hot as her.
The countdown continues to Mia’s worldwide modeling debut on October 3 at SCORELAND.
You’ll be seeing Mia on these days: October 3, 4, 16 and 17.
All of these postings are worth looking forward to, but you’re going to want to circle October 16 and 17 on your calendar. The bonus video on the 16th will make you say, “Holy, shit!” And the one on the 17th takes this little adventure of ours to a whole different level.
Happiest SCORE Girl I’ve ever seen.
Also in SCORELAND Studio news: Long-time Jenna Valentine has returned, and she’s even bustier than before. Of course, she still has her bubbly personality. Jenna’s a hoot.
And today, a new girl named Liza is modeling for the first time in her life. She has JJJ-cup naturals. Yes, JJJ-cups. Her boobs are ginormous. Jenna was astounded.
More soon. These have been especially fun times in the studio.
Elliot here: I’m hijacking the end of Dave’s Blog to say that I now know why hamburger joints make the girls wear those bulky tops, not to mention those paper hats in some places. They’re trying to keep guys like us away from their busty employees!
I don't think Gya Roberts will win Model of the Year, but it wouldn't suck if she did.
Natalie Fiore (left) and Micky Bells are both finalists for Model of the Year.
Did you know that Model of the Year is the oldest of the V-mag Awards? It’s true. From 1998 to 2001, Model of the Year was the only V-mag Award (can you name the first winner?). Then, sometime in late 2002, Voluptuous chief John Fox and I were discussing the upcoming SCORE and V-mag awards issues. Neither of us could figure out why SCORE had Newcomer of the Year but not Model of the Year while V-mag had Model of the Year but not Newcomer of the Year. So, we decided to add the missing awards to both mags, and since then, each has had both. Can you name the first V-mag Newcomer of the Year?
Hitomi won 2012 V-mag Model of the Year, and she’s one of 13 finalists for 2013 Model of the Year. Now, if you ask me, Hitomi is more of a SCORE Girl than a V-Girl, but I only get one vote.
The other 12 finalists are…
Arianna Sinn, the first runner-up for 2012 Plumper of the Year.
Gya Roberts, who should have her own award: Self-Sucker of the Year (although I’m sure Sarah Rae would have something to say about that).
Jenna Valentine, whose popularity seems to never wane.
Joana, who had a very happy return in 2013.
Leanne Crow, 2011’s Newcomer of the Year.
Melissa Manning, whose boob growth spurt makes her a major contender.
Micky Bells, the Queen of Cleavage and early favorite for Plumper of the Year.
Melissa Manning would be even happier if she won Model of the Year.
Natalie Fiore, who deserves to win a V-mag award one of these days. I mean, those tits…
Renee Ross, a two-time Model of the Year trying to become the first three-time winner.
Hey, what's she doing here? She's not a finalist for Model of the Year!
Siri, the 2012 Newcomer of the Year and one helluva fuck.
Terri Jane, another girl who deserves a major accolade.
And Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and squirted milk all over the place for our viewing pleasure.
Obviously, there are a lot of deserving winners, and when you look at the list of great girls who haven’t won, winning is even more impressive.
Grab a print or digital copy of the Holiday ’13 issue (available now at eBoobStore.com) and place your vote. Or wait for the online voting to begin at SCORELAND. Your choice. One man, one vote. Either way, it’ll be counted.
