Posted by Elliot James on Dec 12, 2011 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, Deep Inside Scoreland, DVD, New at Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.
I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.
I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.
My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.
Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.
If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.
By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.
36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.
704 minutes total running time.
It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.
But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.
Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.
Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.
Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”
Keep scoring, my friends.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored is a spinoff of our popular Net-based SCOREtv show but with a major difference. Full, total, head-on, non-stop, XXX sex with five SCORE Girls that would give a coma patient a hard-on of steel. They give their all.
The cast is top-notch and top-heavy. You know ‘em, you love ‘em.
Our local Miami sex bomb Angelina Castro and exotic dance star Stephanie Stalls both get butt-boffed and cum-glazed.
The beautiful Kelly Christiansen rides a man-pole in the backstage green room before she visits the set to chat with SCOREtv host Dave.
Potty-mouthed Nadia Night demonstrates the Tenga Flip Hole on the set and gets worked up, so she runs off to relieve the stress with a dude.
And gorgeous Kali West demonstrates her blow job skills on a walking dildo on the set before they head off to a backroom for some fornicatin’ and copulatin’.
There’s nothing like it. It’s the talk show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to host. Sorry, Jimbo. Dave has the job, if you can call it work.
*SCOREtv Season 1 on DVD is sold out!
Posted by Elliot James on Apr 2, 2011 in Behind the Scenes, Confessions, Interviews, New at Scoreland
March goes in like a lion and out out like a lamb. Very true also for beautiful Kali West. Kali did two booty sex scenes in March, both now playing on SCORELAND (“Baby Got Black Up Her Butt Crack”) and on SCOREVideos (“Push Into Kali’s Tush!”). It was the first time on camera that the no-fuck zone in Kali’s ass space was lifted.
Dave was curious about that, naturally, and talked to Kali about how she prepared her lovely butthole with a butt plug for a happy rear ending. I love when girls talk about this stuff as casually as if they were talking about some event in the news or what they had for lunch. One day the rest of world will catch up to this level of sexual freedom. It’s the perv in me, but I also would have loved to have seen Kali with the butt plug in her ass, bent over giving them blow jobs, then see the guys pull it out.
Now that March has cum and gone, I wonder what April will bring.
Another Mamazon The Movie alumnus goes interracial hardcore XXX with an additional sweetener.
Kali West does her first interracial anal fuck today on SCORELAND!
She phoned us with an offer we couldn’t refuse. Two, in fact, because another new Kali anal video is playing in SCOREVideos.
When a girl like Kali with the beautiful face of an angel and the body of Satan’s girlfriend offers to give you her anal cherry, only a schmuck would say no and not fill her tight butthole while the fillin’s good.
She looks so innocent, so girl-next-door, so shy.
Never judge a book by its cover.
Chicks are always full of surprises.
No one moreso than Kali West since her debut in 2009.
The quiet ones will zing you every time.
Steve had the right name first on Thursday’s Blog. The man knows Kali’s tush well. Or her pussy. Or both.
Dave has a Blog video interview with Kali that will be posted shortly.
Bella Blaze sets fires in men’s trousers wherever she goes. She’s a pyromaniac of pants. A hot chick. It’s been a while since we’ve seen this brunette newcomer and former bartender from Michigan on SCORELAND. She used to make drinks like Slippery Nipples, Wet Spots and Orgasms. Now she lives it. The fire extinguishers, smoke detectors and the sprinkler system were checked to see if they were in proper working order before Bella walked into the SCORE Studio. The staff put on its inflammable underwear and sunblock. No one wanted to get burned. Slighty toasty, we could deal with.
When Bella first appeared on the SCORELAND Blog, we took a poll about her because she was originally set for Naughty Neighbors, not SCORE. Do you guys remember that? We asked, “Is Bella a SCORE Girl?” 82% replied yes. And so it happened. Her first SCORE was the July 2010 issue.
Once again, Bella starts a BBQ, then puts out the flame in her cleavage by yanking a dude’s hose and wetting herself down. She’s one handy hottie to have around. It’s easy to see why guys hold a torch for her. Where there’s smoke, there’s Bella Blaze.
Check out the action from “Blazing Boobs,” now showing in SCORE Theater with photos in Hardcore Special. Thanks for firing it up, Bella Blaze. Stay hot.
In Kali West’s September ’09 SCORE magazine interview, the beautiful girl-next-door was asked about booty boffing.
SCORE: Have you done anal?
What are we to learn from this? That when a girl says no, she’s probably saying “no, not right now.” Head on over to SCOREVideos.com and see Kali’s first XXX anal video, just shot and hot off the camera’s hard drive. She’s gone and done it, so don’t miss it.
Happy birthday, ladies.
Today on SCORELAND, redheaded vixen Contessa Rose kicks off March ’11 V-mag with a cocktail server pictorial in the kind of pub where everybody knows your name.
Tomorrow, Dixie Devereaux as another kind of waitress with a plate of sticky pancakes. You won’t see a skintight uniform like Dixie’s worn at your local diner.
Boobs in the News:
An all-female group in Ukraine called Femen have an unusual way of protesting political issues, the lack of women in government positions and discrimination. They show their boobs in public. There are over 300 Femen activists just in Kiev. Wearing flowers in their hair in the old Ukrainian style, they recently grouped by a train station and shouted “Impeach Yanukovych!” (Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych)
Femen’s leader Anna Gutsol told reporters, “We understood that the only way to attract the maximum attention to a problem is to protest with bare breasts. It’s still a peaceful protest, but the most effective. In Ukraine, women don’t have the same rights as men, many marry at 20 and have neither career nor financial independence. We have minimum money to develop our organization, but we have our bodies, our brains, and our creativity. First one looks at our breasts, then our banners.”
The Femen movement is spreading. I hope it catches on in the States. Near the SCORE building.
British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ‘em in an interview.
“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”
Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.
Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.
If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.
Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!
Posted by Dave on Nov 4, 2010 in New DVD Releases
So I’m sitting in my little white chair on the set of SCOREtv, the cameras are rolling, I’ve got my hair and shirt on, and less than a foot away, Kali West is sucking Shaggy’s cock. Not Shaggy the singer. Shaggy the skinny porn stud with the big cock. Then, a few minutes later, Shaggy is down on his knees between Kali’s legs, eating her pussy, and the two of them are acting like I’m not even there.
Of course, that should have come as no surprise. I mean, it had been a tough few hours for yours truly. A little bit earlier when I introduced newcomer Kelly Christiansen, she gave me a big hug and got cum all over my shirt. And not even her cum, which would’ve been fine. Juan Largo’s cum. You see, Juan–playing the part of a SCOREtv backstagehand–had been fucking Kelly in the SCOREtv Green Room, and he just happened to cum all over her chest just as Kelly was called out for her interview, and Kelly didn’t have the chance to wipe it all off before she gave me that hug. Silly Kelly.
And this happened after I had spent 10 minutes sitting with Angelina Castro as she watched video of herself getting fucked in her mouth, pussy and ass. You know, I really get off on watching girls watching themselves. I did it several years ago with Karen Fisher and also with Sapphire, and it never gets old. The girls always seem embarrassed, like they can’t believe what they’re watching themselves do, but as much as they try to look away, they can’t. They’re fascinated. Same with Angelina.
And that was just the second half of the show. During the first half, Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorites, demonstrated her flexibility before going off to enjoy her first on-camera ass-fucking, and slim ‘n’ stacked newcomer Nadia Night demonstrated the Tenga Flip Hole jack toy, comparing how it felt to how her pussy feels, before also going off to get fucked.
The net result for me was a shirt that needed dry cleaning and a bad case of blue balls. The net result for you is the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com. Basically, it’s “SCOREtv Goes Hardcore.”
See what I go through for you?