Jugs, melons, tits, hooters, bazooms, knockers, headlights, boobs and sweater stretchers. Just a few beloved slang terms for female breasts.
What do they call boobs in other languages? I have pondered this subject for a long time.
So I hit the books and did my research, coming up with this compilation of titty terms from around the globe. And globes is yet another boobish word, come to think of it.
Afrikaans: bors
Arabic: biz
Chinese: nu nu
Finnish: rintas
French: poitrines; seines; mamelles
German: mopse; titten
Hungarian: cici; didi; didko; mell
Indonesian: dadas
Italian: zinne
Japanese: oppai; kyonyuu (huge breasts); dekapai (huge breasts described in a dirty way)
Macedonian: cicki
Norwegian: brysters
Portuguese: peitos
Polish: cycki
Quebecois: boules
Romanian: tites
Russian: siski
Spanish: chichis; repisas; tetas,
Swahili: kifua
Swedish: tuttar; brosters
Swiss-German: chabis
Yap (Micronesia): thuuth
So now we can all say knockers in Yap. Who says we are not in search of academic excellence at SCORE?
If SCORELAND Blog readers know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to comment below.
Melissa Manning: Sweater No. 1 from today's new photo set.
Melissa Manning in Sweater No. 2 from today's new photo set.
We just finished putting together a special sweater pictorial for SCORE magazine, and I wrote: “When the weather outside is frightful, it’s important to keep your extremities–meaning your hands, feet and face–warm and covered. But if the busty girl in your life asks, you can tell her THERE IS NO HARM IN EXPOSING YOUR CLEAVAGE TO THE ELEMENTS as long as her extremities are covered.”
There is, as far as I know, no scientific evidence to back up what I wrote. I do know, however, that one day several years ago, I walked into an ice hockey rink that was very, very cold and saw a busty girlfriend of one of the players on my team wearing a wool sweater…but the wool sweater was very low cut. Yep, there she was, standing in an ice hockey rink where it was practically freezing, and her cleavage was 80% exposed. But–and this is the important point–the sweater had long sleeves and she was wearing gloves and she WASN’T shivering.
All this comes to mind because a brand-new photo set of bustier-than-ever (and bustier-than-even-she-thought-she-was) Melissa Manning goes up today at SCORELAND, and a matching video on Monday and it just so happens that she’s wearing a sweater or two. And, wouldn’t you know it, it’s already mid-October, and the weather has already dipped below freezing in many parts of the world. Before you know it, the sweaters are going to start coming out.
But, as I pointed out, that doesn’t mean the tits have to go inside.
Listen, I know that a lot of you guys wouldn’t mind looking at pictures of girls in sweaters even if it were 100 degrees outside. But it’s not, and the new set of Melissa is all the excuse I needed..
This sweater is not appropriate winter wear. If I saw Karina wearing it, I would insist that she take it off.
Karen Fisher came to work like this. That's why at her place of business, nobody takes sick days, even during flu season.
If you ever find yourself out in a blizzard and run into Beshine, duck under her tits and you'll keep warm and dry.
Gya Roberts is almost ready to go outside in the cold. For some reason, this photo reminds me of the reader who wrote in to tell us that he wants to see girls with cum all over their sweaters.
Shyla Shy doesn't have to worry about the cold because even though her tits are exposed, her arms are covered. I do, however, recommend gloves.
Another winner with Janne Hollan as this issue’s covergirl. That’s two bouncing Czechs this month alone! I fear America is losing the International Boobs Race to this small but top-heavy nation. And they make great beer, too.
This edition features:
Goldie Ray
Lady Spyce
Laurella
Lexi Summers
Nancy Navarro
Natasha Dulce
Siri
Taylor Steele
You can also get your copy at eBoobStore.com, along with the highly coveted digital versions.
The erotic pleasures of cuddling and neck kissing.
The sensuous and intimate moments of the love between a man and a woman filmed through wine glasses.
You will see none of this garbage in the two new DVDs just added to SCORE‘s official on-line store.
So down, nasty and dirty, these DVDs were not released to the eBoobStore.
They escaped!
Two’s company, three’s a party.
SCOREThreesomes features that most universal of male fantasies: one man and two women.
It also has two scenes of big-boobed sex bombs in double-headers.
SCORE regular Brittany O’Neil and Florida MILF Amber Bach each wipe out two dudes.
Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen team up for action with a single guy dreaming about a fantasy fling.
Daylene Rio and Sara Jay give one man a hard time and a hard way to go with their raunchy bed skills.
Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes use their extreme flexibility to get in fucking positions the people who wrote the Kama Sutra didn’t know about.
Are you man enough to handle Daylene?
XXXtreme Daylene is dedicated to the one and only bad-ass busty angel from the city of angels, Daylene Rio.
“Guys have told me that they wished their women were like me,” Daylene said.
The four hour super-disc stars the busty Latina brunette in 12 XXX wall-to-wall fuck and tits ‘n’ tugs scenes. Plus, you’ll get to know Daylene in between-the-scenes interviews.
Story? Plot? Acting?
Watch Gone With The Wind for that.
See the two trailers at eBoobStore and watch in awe as these SCORE Girls flex their sex.
Then bring it on home.
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Day Seven turned out to be the most-challenging by far so far in the “20 for 20” gift-pack giveaway at SCORELAND. Only one person answered all three questions correctly. None of the questions turned out to be easy (although all of them could have been answered by doing a little research on SCORELAND).
Which of these SCORE Girls is not Canadian?
A) Taylor Steele
B) Platinum Peaks
C) Tiffany Towers
D) Candy Hall
Candy Hall was born in Florida.
Who was the first guest on the first episode of SCOREtv?
A) Minka
B) Africa Sexxx
C) Daylene Rio
D) Morgan Leigh
Morgan Leigh was the first person with boobs to grace the SCOREtv set in Episode One.
How many different locations has Natalie Fiore had SCORE shoots in?
A) 4
B) 6
C) 3
D None of the above
Natalie Fiore has done shoots in Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island and Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Thirteen gift packs, each containing a highly-coveted SCORE polo shirt and cap (and more), remain to be won. Study up, SCORE Men! We’re not just giving these things away! You’re going to have to earn them.
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen: Blonde Nitro.
Sara Jay and Daylene Rio were a power team.
Cassandra Calogera and Christy Marks went all out.
Three’s not a crowd. Three’s company. A threesome doesn’t happen often and mostly with European SCORE Girls. Still, American SCORE Girls join in this male fantasy sometimes.
Sara Jay and Daylene were just here for one. Rachel Love took on two dudes in Mamazon. Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen wiped out one guy. Tera Cox almost destroyed a guy with Gianna.
Miosotis and Arianna Sinn shared one shaft. Summer Sinn and Claudia Kealoha matched up well. Kayla Kleevage and Minka beat up “Blue Balls.” Brittany O’Neil left her two sex-mates punchy. Of course, there’s Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s famous three-way with Czechmate Veronika.
Then there’s Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes, the most flexible team of them all. Then Christy and Cassandra Calogera. Then Christy and Holly Halston.
Pounding The Pledges has an awesome threeway.
“Blue Balls” had his hands full with Minka and Kayla.
Claudia Kealoha and Summer Sinn almost broke the bed.
Now it’s Camille Morgan’s turn, hooking up twice in “Camille Morgan’s Double Header” at SCORELAND.
Chesty Camille Morgan busts two nuts doublehandedly.
A couple of years, I asked Camille if she was interested in trying a boy-girl scene for SCORE. At that time, Camille had modeled alone with toys. Her answer to my question was, “Well, it depends on what the shoot consists of. If there is penetration by his penis, the answer is no. But if it is us simulating different things, sure.” So that was that. No penis. But you can’t blame an editor for trying. That’s the name of the game. No pain, no gain.
I don’t know who coined the phrase, “It’s a women’s prerogative to change her mind,” but I’m glad it’s a universal truth.
Because Camille just did change her mind recently, and now she’s doubled up on that decision, playing hide the sausage with two guys in a hot and wild scene. I never would have predicted it.
I love that about girls. They always give a man hope and reasonable expectations. They’re full of surprises, and nothing is ever written in permanent ink. For which I am grateful!
By the way, if you haven’t taken the SCORELAND tour hosted by Maggie Green, give it a ride. Tour guides don’t come any bustier.
Karen Fisher has such a pretty face…wouldn't you love to shoot your load all over it? Or are those tits what you're aiming for?
The poll that had been running on the Blog asked, “What do you think about creampies in big-boob XXX scenes?” And the results…
36% of you said, “I like them.”
12% said, “I don’t like them.”
And 52% said, “I’d rather see the pop on her tits, mouth or face.”
This result is not entirely surprising. Some guys love creampies and find the whole idea of wet, sloppy cum oozing out of a girl’s pussy to be incredibly hot and nasty. Or, to put it bluntly, some stranger just shot his load in the model’s cunt, and now she’s spreading her pussy and letting us watch it pour out.
Other guys don’t care for creampies. But what do they want? In the early days of the Blog, we asked, “In a big-tit hardcore video, where should the guy cum?” and nearly 49% said, “On her tits.” Another 16% said, “On her face,”, 17% said, “In her mouth,” and 14% said, “In her pussy.” But that poll was taken a long time ago, and compared to now, not a lot of people voted.
So, we’re going to ask a version of that question again. And we’re asking it because these days, we’ve been shooting a lot of facials in the SCORE Studio. Is that a good thing? Let us know. Or should the guy shoot on the girl’s tits?
Kickin’ her heels up is newcomer Jasmine Shiraz in pictures and video. Jasmine gives us a boob-bouncing show, talks to SCORE’s Studio manager T (find out what Jasmine likes to wear on the golf course), does an up-close-and-personal bra show and then gets even closer-and-more-personal in a hands-on cam-show. The bodacious New Jersey girl-next-door blows away the cast of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and Housewives of New Jersey, in my opinion. Are there more like you in New Jersey, Jasmine? We must find them.
Who needs boughs of holly when Leanne Crow is decked out with boobs of jolly for the holidays?
Chica doesn’t need a coat. She has the warmth of the Dominican sun to heat up her bare bod. Girls don’t need to wear much clothing there any time of the year.
Valory, Eden and Sophie have a bed-rockin’ pillow bash and mash. This is what happens when you put busty girls in the same bedroom for more than a few minutes. No one knows exactly what causes this.
If you haven’t watched the new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, you’ve missed Jasmine as the model-in-a-box and you’ve missed Kelly Christiansen, Melissa Manning, Maserati, Minka, Desiree, Nancy Navarro, Micky Bells, Venera, Karen Fisher, Samantha 38G and Destiny Rose. It’s not a true holiday season without them.
Over at XLGirls.com, sexy Nikki Cars is finally back, and she still has that magic touch, proven by the fresh pictorial and video, “Driving Nikki Cars.” It took a while to find Nikki, but she was well worth it.
Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.
I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.
I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.
My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.
Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.
If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.
By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.
36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.
704 minutes total running time.
It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.
But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.
Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.
Some holiday cheer?
Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.
Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”
