Tongues. These pink things.
Long, long tongues that tease and tickle. Tongues that stick out in a rebellious way. Tongues that stick out in an indecent way. Tongues that suggestively lick candy canes, lollipops, nipples and other objects. Some girls like to stick ‘em out in their photos…girls like Rockell, Elle Flynn and Angel Wicky.
They can easily get a guy tongue-tied. I know. I’m one.
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Chanel Tapper, a student from California, USA, has the world’s longest tongue, measuring 9.75 cm (3.8 in). Sticking out the tongue means different things in different cultures. In America, it can mean being angry, rebellious, insulting (the famous razz), rude, teasing or silly. In Tibet, it’s a greeting and sign of respect. Among the Maori of New Zealand, it’s a sign of fierceness.
My day is not complete without looking at a girl sticking her tongue out any which way she can.
Black Friday is over, but today is Cyber Monday and there are lots of deep discounts on DVDs at eBoobStore.com until December 4th (Wednesday). From bra-bustin’ SCORE and V-Girls to sex-obsessed MILFs and randy teenagers, eBoobStore has it covered.
The superstars of big boobs on crystal-clear, crisp DVDs starting at $7.99! This is just a tiny sample of the titles on sale. Check out the trailers. This is your kind of shopping. You’ve got to treat yourself.
The votes from magazine readers keep pouring in. V-mag Awards season is well underway. Last week, I revealed the finalists for 2013 V-mag Plumper of the Year. Today, we’ll take a look at the Ass of the Year finalists.
Ass of the Year is an interesting category for a very simple reason: It has nothing to do with tits. That being said, to get into V-mag, a girl with a great ass also has to have a great rack. Put those two attributes together and you have some of the hottest, sexiest women in the world.
2012 Ass of the Year ended in an unprecedented tie between Karina Hart and Siri. Karina and Siri are among the eight finalists once again. As for the rest of the field:
Blonde newcomer Brandi Sparks.
Midwestern cowgirl Destiny Rose.
Another newcomer: Felicia Clover.
Super-stacked, super-packed Maserati.
And Southern belle Rockell.
Karina and Siri are both going to receive a lot of votes. But this time around, there might be a ringer, and that’s Felicia Clover, who has not only appeared in BootyLicious magazine but also in two BootyLicious DVDs: Big Assed White Chicks 3 and 4. She’s also taken real cock up her ass on-camera, something none of the other seven finalists have done.
Who’s your pick?
Next week: the 12 finalists for XXX Performer of the Year.
Posted by Elliot James on Jul 8, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, Other SCORE Group websites, Tits in Tight Tops, XLGirls
Such bar room phrases as “bottoms up,” “bouncers,” “pop top,” “loaded,” and “shaken not stirred” have a different meaning when our busty friends come by to bare at the bar.
Micky Bells, for example, is back in a fresh pictorial and video right now at XLGirls.com.
Micky appears ready to pop that cork and celebrate. Every time I see Micky, it’s a reason to celebrate.
The size and shape of Micky’s breasts still makes me hear bells ringing in my head every time I see her.
Everything else about Micky is supernatural too. Check out those legs.
It was a great day when Miss Bells decided to wear the air for our cameras.
This got me thinking about other top-heavy tavern teasers. Here’s a few fine shot girls to toss one back to and get boob drunk over.
Posted by Elliot James on Apr 21, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, birthdays, Deep Inside Scoreland, Letters and comments, Life With Big Tits, Other SCORE Group websites, Tit Tricks
Seeing Sara Rae’s new videos and enjoying her self-sucking talents reminded me of this recent “Scorecard” letter from a new guy named K.F. Most people like to explore the girls at SCORELAND or XLGirls on their own. K.F. cut to the chase with this question.
“I just saw Gya Roberts for the first time and holy shit. Wow, she loves sucking her boobs. And she loves talking about her pussy. Awesome. So I’ve obviously missed a few really bad girls. I don’t suppose…check that…I bet you know exactly which girls love sucking their own boobs. Could you tell me who they are?”
So I gave K.F. a few names of the great nipple suckers. There have been many.
There’s Cassitty, Africa and Cherry Brady. There’s Carmen Hayes, Autumn-Jade and Brandy Talore.
Samantha Kay is forgotten today. She was active in 2004 and 2005. Samantha could, and probably still does, self-suckle with the best of them.
It’s not an easy thing to do. Many can lift ‘em and lick ‘em, but getting the nipple in the mouth and sucking requires very pliable, very large boobs and advanced skills.
Hands-free self-sucking. Now we’re getting into the 10th Dan Black Belt levels of self-sucking.
Gya has one of those belts. I can picture her sitting on a mat in a temple in the mountains, meditating with one or more nipples in her mouth.
Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Christy Marks and Merilyn Sakova can easily lick and flick their nips, but seeing them in full-on, deep-suction self-sucking is rare.
A subcategory of self-sucking is self-sucking during sex. But that topic’s for another Blog.
I’ve met some lady cops. A few of them were very attractive and sexy. None of them had big boobs and hot bodies like these four busty cops. Maybe they’re out there, but I’ve never met any.
Hot lady cops are a tradition on TV from M Squad to Without A Trace. They usually put them undercover as strippers, models and hookers. Hey, I don’t write these things. I just watch them.
We don’t shoot a lot of policewoman layouts. More are needed. I’m all for these cop cosplay themes because I think they’re horny, not corny.
SCORELAND needs more buxom cops patrolling the area. Who would turn down a chance to get busted?
As of 4:37 p.m. on Tuesday, January 29, less than 0.05% of the votes separated Siri and Karina Hart in the battle for Voluptuous magazine’s Ass of the Year. That’s less than 0.05% with just a little over two days remaining until the ballot box closes. Now, we haven’t finished counting all of the votes that have come in from magazine readers, but the magazine and online voting have been mirroring each other in this category, and readers can’t seem to decide who should win Ass of the Year.
I have to admit, it’s a tough decision. Both girls have great asses. And the only reason I’m letting you in on this information before the ballot boxes close (in political elections, voting figures usually aren’t released until after everybody has voted) is because you still have time to vote. Not much time, but you have time. And the thing is, this is one of those situations in which your vote will make a difference.
So if you haven’t voted for V-Mag’s Ass of the Year (and all of the other V-Mag categories), vote now. Don’t be an ass! Vote for a great ass!
Posted by Elliot James on Jan 25, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Bloopers, Deep Inside Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
It’s that time again. Time for the candid cleavage camera capturing SCORELAND Girls in boob bloopers that may cause boners.
I am a busty woman. I work with many, many busty women. So believe me when I say that I understand what the sight of a pair of big boobs does to big-boob lovers. I understand the allure of a giant set of knockers and what they do to mens’ brains (and cocks), I do.
However, I want to just put it out there that saying, “Hey! Show me your tits!” never works in real life…
…unless you are me. lol
You see, I have asked hundreds of busty babes to show me their tits. HUNDREDS.
And they all do…because it’s part of my job to see them.
But that doesn’t always happen in real life for other boob lovers.
Or does it?
I mean, I haven’t flashed someone my tits since I was in college, but I DID do it in college. And high school. A lot.
I used to get a perverse satisfaction out of flashing my tits to some random guy just to watch his reaction. Just to see him fumble around. Just to make him sweat. I used to flash friends of friends, truckers on the road and even a truck of firefighters once. lol
And I have been flashed before, too. Many times. Mostly by drunk chicks who wanted me to see their boobs so I could rate them. (Apparently, when you have big tits, other chicks think your opinion is the authority on all tits. lol)
So my question is, do you guys get flashed? Have you ever asked a random chick to show you her boobs? Did it work?
In a world full of sexting and provocative photos being sent to and fro on phones and via email, does flashing even exist anymore?
I mean, I would like to think that somewhere out there, right now in fact, there are women lifting up their tops and showing their tits off to unsuspecting strangers, but is that the case?
Does, “Hey! Show me your tits!” work for you? Has it?
Chime in and let’s talk about it.
Also, look out for a big announcement from me this week on the blog, fellow boob hounds!
Posted by Maria on Nov 22, 2012 in Behind the Scenes
Football and Turkey with Parades and Desserts Day, AKA Thanksgiving!
On behalf of all of us here at SCORELAND, I want to wish all of you a safe and happy holiday surrounded by family and friends and lots of good eats!
On this day, we all reflect on why we are thankful. We give thanks for all the awesome things that make our lives wonderful.
Well, upon reflecting what makes my day extra amazing, I couldn’t help but think about the one thing I am most thankful for…
White women with big asses.
I know, I know…I should be thankful for big tits, and I am, but not as much as I am for big white booties.
In fact, the last time that Felicia Clover was in our studio, she introduced me to the term “whooty”, which stands for “white girl with a big booty.”
And boy do I love whooties!
(Technically, I love all big asses. I just like big, white asses the best.)
In fact, I am so thankful for those round, white asses that I am renaming today SPANKSGIVING.
So, in the name of Spanksgiving, here is a big, white booty montage for all of you and I hope it inspires you to spank your cocks in appreciation!
HAPPY SPANKSGIVING, GUYS! I HOPE YOU STUFF YOUR COCKS INTO HOT CHICKS TODAY! Hopefully ones with big asses!