Everyone has their thing. Their kink. Their fetish. Their letch. Their perv.
And that thing is different for everyone. Three different SCORE Guys described what snaps, crackles and pops for them in recent “Scorecard” letters.
As you know, we’re already niche people: Big boobs, MILFs, Teens, Booty, Legs and Amateurs. We don’t publish general men’s mags, DVDs or sites.
But their special interests are beyond niche. This is ultra-niche. This is ultra off-the-radar niche.
There are three basic kinds of fetishes: form, media and animate. They can blend and combine, too. Form is the shape of an object, like the shape of a tight corset. Media is material, like rubber or leather. Animate is a body part, like boobs, butts and legs. That’s us! Fetishes can also be scents, flavors and other sensory stimuli.
Letter 1 from S.O.: pool tables
“What’s got me all in a froth I hear you ask? Well, it’s Gya Roberts’ exquisite pool table pictorial, that’s what! I don’t know what precipitated it but for the longest time I’ve had a powerful fetish for girls posing and getting fucked on pool tables. I actively try to seek out movies, scenes, and photos showing this particular scenario but it’s surprisingly slim pickings out there. So when I saw this set of Gya, it was like my prayers had been answered. I feel that I should point out that I’m not particularly big on the game of pool. I don’t even play it, except very occasionally. There’s just something sleazy about girls sprawling across the baize, playing with sticks and balls that makes me surprised it’s so under-represented in porn. I really wish you guys would do a movie centered on a pool tournament.”
Letter 2 from T.P.: sneakers
“Seeing women in sexy athletic shoes has turned me on for decades. Kylee Nash has on a pair from New Balance for me to feast on while pulling my dick. There is no good reason for this. I have jerked off at the sight of babes wearing sneakers like these no matter what brand they are. It especially helps if she has short-shorts on, too. A special treat is to see a honey in a dress, black stockings and white sneakers. I can’t wait to add pictures of my girlfriends wearing New Balance shoes next to Kylee and her mammies, cunt and shoes, then jerk away and cum!”
Letter 3 from Steve: belly buttons
“I have been a SCORE fan for many, many years going back to before 2000. I remember several years ago, SCORELAND did a special publishing containing some of the models’ belly buttons. Being a belly button fetish enthusiast, I absolutely loved it. I don’t like when women pierce them; that is my anti-fetish. I was just wondering if this is something SCORELAND may try out again. I actually have a theory that all guys love women’s belly buttons, but they don’t admit it for whatever reason. I figured I would throw it out there. Thank you for the years of beautiful women.”
What’s your perv?
Posted by Dave on Oct 6, 2012 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, Digital Magazines, Letters and comments, Other SCORE Group websites
Just when I thought I’d read it all…SCORE Man T.P. from Chicago, Illinois writes: “When I was at the porn store this week, I was in the mood for some nude. I walked out with the December ’12 SCORE due to your stunning choice of women for me to enjoy, mainly Krystal Swift (for two very good reasons) and also for a stunning photo of Kylee Nash (for a reason you will not believe).”
Okay, let’s skip over Krystal. We know why he likes her. Blonde hair, pretty face, big, natural tits, voluptuous body. T.P. waxes poetic for a while and then writes:
“Now on to Kylee Nash as the No. 2 girl behind Krystal. Yes, she is a blonde with a sultry smile. Her cans will seldom fit into a bra. She is holding her cunt as far open as possible. All this is magnificent. But seeing women in sexy athletic shoes has turned me on for decades. And Kylee has on a pair from New Balance for me to feast on while pulling my dick.”
The shoes? It’s the shoes? Listen, I know that Michael Jordan used to say that it was the shoes (a load of bullshit, if you ask me), but busty girls in running shoes turns him on?
T.P. continues: “There is no good reason for this. I have jerked off at the sight of babes wearing sneakers like these no matter what brand they are. It especially helps if she has short shorts on, too. A special treat is to see a honey in a dress, black stockings and white sneakers. I can’t wait to add pictures of my girlfriends wearing New Balance shoes next to Kylee and her mammies, cunt and shoes, then jerk away and cum!”
Okay, I agree that female athletes are hot. Steffi Graf and Serena Williams are sexy in tennis shoes (or whatever else they wear).
But T.P. looks at this photo of Kylee Nash (the rest of the set is at SCORELAND; the matching video is at SCOREVideos.com; the whole magazine is available in print and digital versions at eBoobStore.com) and that’s what gets his attention?
Well, as he said, he loves her face and tits and pussy. But the shoes?
To each his own, I say. And I’m glad T.P. enjoys this fetish. But when I think, “Nice pair,” I’m usually not thinking, “Nice pair of sneakers.” Are you?
Posted by Elliot James on Aug 30, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, Life With Big Tits
Is yoga a threat to the big-boob community?
Yoga is considered to be a healthy activity for both mind and body.
I am not going to dispute this fact that’s been known for thousands of years.
Yet there is a lurking danger behind this seemingly innocent and beneficial practice.
Breasts are composed of fat and glands. When a girl gains or loses weight, her boobs usually follow in suit and often her breasts are the first to lose mass and weight when she loses weight.
Depending on the style of yoga, different numbers of calories are burned during yoga training.
Calorie burning leads to fat loss.
Fat loss leads to breast mass loss.
I might sound like an overreacting alarmist, but I worry about stuff like this.
A pound is 3,500 calories.
Yoga can burn 100 to 594 calories per hour depending on the style.
So, please, if you have big boobs and practice yoga, or you know someone who has big-boobs and practices yoga, please humor me, stay alert and watch your weight.
Posted by Elliot James on Jan 19, 2012 in Contest, Cummin Soon, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland
If you have recovered from Eva Notty’s threesome with Sarah Satori and are craving another Eva fix, worry not, SCORE brothers.
SCORE‘s very lovely, stacked and talented 2010 Model of the Year recently paid a fresh visit to her favorite chest-nuts (that’d be us, your friendly, neighborhood SCORE people). This was an overdue return visit because as we all know, absence makes the hard-on grow…harder. Especially with Miss Notty. She did miss the fun and games of this season’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition, but there’s always next season.
The brunette stunner debuted at SCORELAND in a multi-part Eva Notty special during June, 2009, almost three years ago. Is it that long?
Which is what Eva says to Tony when she reaches into his trousers to pull out his junk and get the ball rolling in a brand-spankin’ new SCORE video and pictorial. Let the festivititties cum-mence.
Seeing Eva work the pole is always an uplifting experience. She really enjoys a cock sliding between her tits. They get into a super-heated, pounding-hot fuck, and Eva’s very inspirational as always, inspiring a huge load.
I’d love to find 10 or 15 more like Eva. But there’s only one. So I’m grateful for that.
Stay tuned for more Notty news, including a blog chat with Dave. Cummin’ soon. Just like Eva.
Upcoming SCORE & V-Girl birthdays:
Kylee Nash Jan. 20
Posted by Elliot James on Nov 22, 2011 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
I want to write a few words about my favorite type of setting for photographing models.
Nothing at all.
A seamless background is simply a large roll of paper mounted on the set behind the model and pulled down to include the floor that the model is standing on. They’re available in different colors. Blue and red are often used by TSG, but we’ll use other colors and black, white and gray, too.
When I was in my early teens, I loved the work of photographer Peter Gowland. Gowland used a ton of seamless in his photos of beautiful swimsuit girls because he enjoyed simplicity and backgrounds that couldn’t distract the viewer from the reason he was taking the picture. The girl. I feel the same way. That’s what seamless is all about. The models really pop against a bare background! Seamless emphasizes a girl’s every inch because the mind zeroes in on her and her alone.
Add a couch or a chair later on in the shoot and she can do all kinds of advanced things to crank up the heat.
Seamless is also especially good for oily fun.
When shooting a possible magazine cover, seamless is traditionally the way to go.
Seamless can’t replace bedrooms, bathrooms, living rooms and other locations. Too much use and it loses impact. It doesn’t work with Naughty Neighbors girls. But I think at least one shoot of a busty model should be against seamless, especially the introduction pictorial. Many of my favorite sets were shot on seamless. Here are a few of them.
The July ’08 issue of SCORE included a special 32-page bonus magazine with 3D layouts of Christy Marks, Janet Jade, Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn, Kylee Nash and Victoria Lane popping their tits right at ya. Better than Avatar, in my opinion, and no blue tits. It was our only 3D publication ever. If you missed it, we still have a few copies left of the July ’08 issue, or get this 3D magazine free with the purchase of two back issues of any SCORE Group magazines. SCORE 3D glasses are included. Supplies are extremely low, and once they’re gone, that’s it. Visit the eBoobStore.com or call 1-800-421-0760 within the USA and Canada, 305-662-5959 elsewhere.
Watch the commercial Summer and I made that aired during half-time at last year’s Super Bowl. People thought that the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident was over the top. We showed ‘em how to really do it.
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Posted by Elliot James on Sep 16, 2010 in Boob Bloopers
If love is blind, why is lingerie popular?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
If women put on a pair of panties, a pair of glasses and a pair of shorts, why don’t they put on a pair of bras?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Why is a women’s prison called a penal facility?
There is something about a busty chick with her legs behind her head that makes me smile. (And apparently, having their legs behind their heads makes these ladies smile, too.) Nothing says, “Hi! Look at all the holes you can have fun with!” like a woman flexible enough to contort into a sort of fuck pretzel for you.
Not all of our ladies can contort this way, so when they do, it’s a real treat your V-Mag editor. And sometimes we get very lucky and we will get TWO ladies who are yoga lovers and can do all sorts of tricks. That was the case when busty babes Christy Marks and Kylee Nash posed together in this comparison photo shoot from the Aug. ’08 issue of SCORE.
And in a previous blog post where she did yoga, Kaytee Carter showed me how she likes to get into this position after a long day so she can relax. And believe me when I say to you that I was relaxed just watching her get into this position. lol
So, while I can go on and on about these women’s obvious assets like their tits and their pretty faces, I will say that this one is going to be all about their ability to be both flexible and fuckable…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.
Posted by Dave on Jan 29, 2010 in Deep Inside Scoreland
Here at SCORELAND, it’s all about the boobs, right? Well, kinda. I mean, I have a bit of a one-track mind, and nothing stops me in my tracks like a big, jiggly rack. But let’s face it: Man can not live on tits alone. Once in a while, we need something to stick our cocks in rather than between. And that, of course, is where pussy and ass come in.
So a bunch of us were standing around the other day talking about assholes. No, not people who are assholes. Buttholes. Brown-eyed winkies (I hate that term). The orifice 90 degrees south (or north if she’s on all fours) of the pussy. Yeah, I know you know where it is. And that got me to thinking, “Who has the best asshole in SCORELAND history?” Here are some candidates. Notice that each asshole looks like it hasn’t been fucked, even though it might have been. Remember what Woody Allen says at the end of Hannah and Her Sisters: “The asshole is a very resilient little muscle.” Okay, that’s not exactly what he says, but close. If anyone has any nominations, I can try to add them to this posting.