Tag Archive: Kylee Nash

Flexible and fuckable!

June 18, 2010 by Maria
It's flexi time for Christy and Kylee!

It's flexi time for Christy and Kylee!

There is something about a busty chick with her legs behind her head that makes me smile. (And apparently, having their legs behind their heads makes these ladies smile, too.) Nothing says, “Hi! Look at all the holes you can have fun with!” like a woman flexible enough to contort into a sort of fuck pretzel for you.

Kaytee shows us ALL of her holes!

Kaytee shows us ALL of her holes!

Not all of our ladies can contort this way, so when they do, it’s a real treat your V-Mag editor. And sometimes we get very lucky and we will get TWO ladies who are yoga lovers and can do all sorts of tricks. That was the case when busty babes Christy Marks and Kylee Nash posed together in this comparison photo shoot from the Aug. ’08 issue of SCORE.

Gianna shows us why she's our favorite porn star!

Gianna shows why she's our favorite porn star!

Carmen is flexible and tight at the same time!

Carmen is flexible and tight at the same time!

And in a previous blog post where she did yoga, Kaytee Carter showed me how she likes to get into this position after a long day so she can relax. And believe me when I say to you that I was relaxed just watching her get into this position. lol

And then, of course, you have seasoned porn stars like Carmen Hayes and Gianna Rossi (My FAVE!) who do this position justice in their countless XXX appearances.

So, while I can go on and on about these women’s obvious assets like their tits and their pretty faces, I will say that this one is going to be all about their ability to be both flexible and fuckable…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.

xxoxo

Maria

What a bunch of assholes!

January 29, 2010 by Dave

Here at SCORELAND, it’s all about the boobs, right? Well, kinda. I mean, I have a bit of a one-track mind, and nothing stops me in my tracks like a big, jiggly rack. But let’s face it: Man can not live on tits alone. Once in a while, we need something to stick our cocks in rather than between. And that, of course, is where pussy and ass come in.

So a bunch of us were standing around the other day talking about assholes. No, not people who are assholes. Buttholes. Brown-eyed winkies (I hate that term). The orifice 90 degrees south (or north if she’s on all fours) of the pussy. Yeah, I know you know where it is. And that got me to thinking, “Who has the best asshole in SCORELAND history?” Here are some candidates. Notice that each asshole looks like it hasn’t been fucked, even though it might have been. Remember what Woody Allen says at the end of Hannah and Her Sisters:  “The asshole is a very resilient little muscle.” Okay, that’s not exactly what he says, but close. If anyone has any nominations, I can try to add them to this posting.

Jack nominated Sharday's tight asshole for consideration.

Jack nominated Sharday's tight asshole for consideration.

Chloe Vevrier can't decide whether to lick Danni Ashe's pussy or asshole.

Chloe Vevrier can't decide whether to lick Danni Ashe's pussy or asshole.

Ariana (left) and Dawn Stone are Boob Cruising. I'd like to go asshole cruising with either of them.

Ariana (left) and Dawn Stone are Boob Cruising. I'd like to go asshole cruising with either of them.

Kylee Nash seems to be saying, "I have an open hole if you want it!"

Kylee Nash seems to be saying, "I have an open hole if you want it!"

Is Stevie Kaye trying to show off her tits, her pussy or her asshole? I'm voting for asshole.

Is Stevie Kaye trying to show off her tits, her pussy or her asshole? I'm voting for asshole.

Reader’s wife shows tits and pussy, becomes star

January 23, 2010 by Dave

You saw her here first, and now reader’s wife Jayden Prescott is causing quite a stir (and numerous hard-ons) with her first photo posting at SCORELAND. Member Danny called her “lovely and beautiful.” Jack said, “Jayden is just gorgeous with her long, blonde hair, lovely smile and incredible body.” Daybird say, “Holy fuck!” Funny, that’s what I was thinking. Already, members are demanding her first hardcore video, but be patient. It’s coming. Soon. I don’t know when, but soon. And when it happens, Jayden takes it up the ass…doo-dah, doo-dah!

Just to recap Jayden’s story, which I think is fascinating: Until this, she’d never posed nude. She’s never stripped in a club. She comes from a very religious family, and she said, “My husband was only the third person I’ve had sex with, meaning actual penetration. Oral sex, I’ve had my share in college and high school, but I was trying to be a good girl.” Jayden, who was born in Missouri and now lives in Arkansas, isn’t trying to be a good girl anymore.

By the way, in the video below, when Jayden is locking her feet behind her head, I mention that she reminds me of Kylee Nash. When you get to that point, hit pause, then call up this photo of Kylee and put the photo and video side-by-side on your browser. Hey, if enough people do it at once, we can have the first-ever SCORELAND Blog virtual bukkake!

By the way, guys and girls, if any of you know a lady who might like to become a star at SCORELAND, direct her to BeASCOREModel.com. We pay finders’ fees.

Birthday Babydolls

January 20, 2010 by Elliot James