Holly’s student body, and when Irish boobs are smiling

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 17, 2016 in cosplay, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

The kind of student body that gets big attention, the campus coed who gives her male classmates and professors a lesson in “Adult Education.” Holly Wood likes to play dress-up in the bedroom. Which SCORELAND Girl would she like to take a study break with?

“Katie Thornton and Danniella Levy are so sexy,” Holly said. “Dolly Fox looks like so much fun. And Hitomi would be a wild experience! Who knows? Perhaps it will come together soon.”

Madmacs commented, “Hey, SCORE, we want more, more, more hardcore of Holly Wood! Would love to see you talk her into some more shoots and maybe a facial on her beautiful face.”

Holly likes a lot of late night cramming. What grade do you give her?

As a St. Patrick’s Day bonus, two re-scanned sets from the archive are part of today’s boob parade. Irishwomen Cathy Patrick and Lisa Phillips were two of the most-popular bust-out babes of the late 1980s and early 1990s, stars of the big-boob scene in magazines and videos.

Lisa Phillips. Erin go bra-less.

Cathy Patrick. Get your Irish on.



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Anastasia Lux: It’s hardcore heat time at SCORELAND for a new busty natural. You’re invited.

Anastasia Lux is carrying a bottle of bubbly. She’s ready to toast. Celebrating her first guy-girl at SCORE?

Anastasia can’t wait to get busy with Leny. She says she’s both passive and assertive. Here, she’s very assertive, putting her moves on the dude quickly. No time to hand him an engraved invitation. He gets the message and stuffs his face between her great big natural tits.

Anastasia’s a screamer when she gets going with Leny. She’s one of the hottest, bustiest naturals to come out of the United Kingdom in a long time. Very few do hardcore scenes with guys. Some exceptions over the years have been Denise Davies, Samantha Sanders, Linsey Dawn McKenzie (twice only), Gina George, Susie Wilden, Beti Phellasio and busty legends Stacey Owen and Lisa Phillips.

Says Anastasia, “I like to do it all night long and I like cuddles. My favorite positions are doggie style and being held against a wall. Erotic massages always work for me. Kissing is a real turn-on and so is having a mirror in the bedroom to watch myself and my partner. I’m a single woman who has needs. I love watching porn and I love playing with sex toys while someone is filming me.”

Ladies & gentlemen, stand up and make some noise for your London heat girl, Anastasia Lux.

Sink into Anastasia Lux. She's luxurious.

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20 years ago: August ’92 SCORE

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 10, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, print magazines, The Life of an Editor

Letha Weapons was the coverstar of August '92 SCORE.

Twenty years ago, the trucks were delivering their bundles of the second issue of SCORE magazine (Volume 1, No. 2) while readers who’d read the first bi-monthly issue waited impatiently outside newsstands and stores for their next load of new big boobs.

L.A. Bust was SCORE‘s first covergirl. Who would be the covergirl of the August ’92 issue?

She turned out to be Letha Weapons. “This sexy 18-year-old is packing clubs across the U.S. and Canada,” the editor wrote in Miss Weapons’ 11-page layout that closed the issue. “No doubt, Letha’s plump pair of honeydew-sized melons could certainly be classified as weapons in the battle of the sexes.”

Letha and her lethal weapons.

The rest of the issue included pictorials of dancer Zoryna Dreams; Tiffany Towers in a softcore sex scene with a guy; a softcore team-up Nilli Willis and Lisa Phillips and Jolene, a new 19-year old natural from San Diego, California.

There was an article by Christopher Caswell about the Vector, a $398,000 sportscar. The erotic short story was “Sylvia’s Secret” by Jackson Adams with art by Otis Sweat. There was a feature story, “How To Photograph Nude Models Part 2″ by Evan Andrews. Evan wrote, “Being a glamour photographer will give you a way to open a conversation with all those girls you meet at the local sports bar and you will have a portfolio of photographs to back up your story. What guy could compete with you?” Indeed.

There was a two-pager about super-naturally busty Polish stripper and sexploitation actress Chesty Morgan. L.A. Bust began her first column “Night Moves,” the prototype of the columns that Alyssa Alps and Crystal Gunns would write.

Orion Jeweb contributed his scholarly breast column “Mam•mal•o•gy.” (“Because the spirit of rational inquiry demands the hard data of practical experience, Mam•mal•o•gy has come to realize that, as one reader put it, ‘a boob in the hand is worth two in the bra.’”)

Duncan Gutteridge painted a new Fantasy SCORE. “Homebodies” presented amateur hopefuls who’d sent in their Polaroids. Wrapping it up, there was a “Video Pick” and the “Scorecard” letters section.

The price? $4.95, $5.95 in Canada. (Gas was $1.13 a gallon.) I saw a used copy of this edition going for $23.95 now.

Lisa Gazombas on the back cover. The next issue was November '92. Readers had to wait two months.

On the back cover, Lisa Gazombas promised big-boobed satisfaction for the next issue, November ’92. She later changed her moniker to Lisa Chest. I don’t remember why. I liked Gazombas. I still do.

And that’s the way it was, 20 years ago.

No Internet. No DVDs. No iPads, tablets, desktops or Smartphones. No SCORELAND.

There were print magazines and VHS tapes. That was it. And there were strip clubs everywhere you could visit with lots of huge-boobed girls strutting their stuff on stage. They had names like Toppsy Curvey, Kayla Kleevage, Wendy Whoppers, C.C. Moore, Susie Boobies and Bethany Bustin and there were a helluva lot more new ones on the way. A huge-titted army, in fact.





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How to minimize the deadline rush during tax time

Hire more busty tax preparers!

That’s my taxing recommendation.

April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.

A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.

My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.

How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?


Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.

This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?

Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.

When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.

And I will throw in a free calculator.

Does anyone have a problem with this?

Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.

Birthdays this week:

Cindy Cupps born April 16.

Lisa Phillips born April 18.

Alex Chance born April 19.

Sydney Simona born April 19.

Kayla Kleevage born April 20.

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Erin go bra-less

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 15, 2012 in Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits

Topheavy of the mornin' ta ya.

Siri may be of Swedish ancestry, but on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish and can proudly wear the green. I don’t know if Siri will be lifting a few spirits this weekend at the local watering hole, but I do know that Siri has lifted the spirits, and other parts, of everyone at SCORELAND.

When I think about it, there haven’t been many SCORE Girls from Ireland. This has always puzzled me. Do you know how many English, Scottish and Welsh models have been SCORE Girls? Lots of them. But few from Ireland, which I’m told is a land of creamy-skinned, buxom lasses.

A land of red-haired, busty barmaids wearing V-necked sweaters pulling beer-keg handles.

And then I wake up.

Jay Sweet

Ireland-born Cathy Patrick and Jay Sweet were both in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. They immediately came to mind. Then I drew a blank.

Cathy appeared in SCORE #1, June 1992.

Before them, Belfast’s Lisa Phillips zoomed to the top of the big-boob scene, although Lisa modeled before SCORE was launched.

Even within the UK itself, there have been only a handful of Irish girls, busty or not, in any kind of adult modeling. Why this boob famine for 20 years?

If you are reading this in Ireland, turn on your boob radar and keep us abreast at SCOREModelsWanted.com.

And may the luck of the Irish be with you.

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SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals: The voting booths are open!

Posted by Dave on Jan 26, 2011 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, Contest

No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.

No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.

Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.

Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.

Back in October, I told you about the “20 Greatest Naturals” voting going on in SCORE magazine, in which we’re asking readers to choose their favorite naturals of the SCORE years. To recap, in the September 2001 issue of SCORE, we celebrated our “20 Greatest Naturals.” Now, with the 10th anniversary of that issue fast approaching with the September 2011 issue, we’re going to celebrate the “20 Greatest Naturals” once again, this time including every natural who has appeared in SCORE since 1992.

There were 43 models on the official ballot, which was published in the March and April issues. In alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Angela White, Anna Song, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Bea Flora, Brandy Talore, Carrie Lynn, Cassandra, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Faith, Ines Cudna, Inesse, Janet Jade, Joana, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Maggie Green, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sammie Black, Sharday, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Valory Irene and Via Paxton.

I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?

I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?

We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.

We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.

Now, before you start complaining that your favorite isn’t on the ballot, you should know that write-in votes were permitted and encouraged.

Anyway, the ballots have been pouring in (which pleasantly surprises me because filling out a ballot with 20 names, including write-ins, takes some time, effort and knowledge). And, so far, a few things stand out:

1. Counting these ballots is interesting, but it’s a pain in the ass.

2. One model has been named on every ballot except one. EVERY BALLOT. Guess who?

3. Danni Ashe, whose tits definitely are not among the largest naturals ever, is getting a lot of support.

4. The top five vote-getters are (in no particular order) Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Merilyn Sakova and Karina Hart.

5. Judging from some of the write-in votes, some guys can’t tell a natural from an augmented pair of tits.

5. Of the 65 girls who have received votes, only 19 have had full sex on camera.

6. The battle for spots 11-20 in the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is going to be very close.

Anyway, that’s all I have to say about this for now. Gotta go back to counting votes. And if you feel like commenting with your “Top 20,” go right ahead. I’m interested in hearing what you have to say. Just one thing: the girl had to have appeared in SCORE at least once to be eligible. And if you’re wondering about that, check the “Model Directory” in SCORELAND.

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Time to bust out the birthday cakes!

Posted by Elliot James on Apr 14, 2010 in Boobs in the News

“I like fun guys. I like men who are sweet. Chivalry is a very good thing for me, the small things like opening doors and pulling out chairs. I see those things as signs of respect, and I return that kind of treatment, too.”–Slone Ryder

“I don’t go out a lot. I don’t party. I’m not jumping from club to club. I’m not a nighttime person.”–Cindy Cupps

“What really impressed me was her collecting of candy to take ashore to give to the local children. A true beauty inside and out.”–R.M., who sailed on Boob Cruise ’97 with Angelique.

“I like to watch porn when I’m having sex.”–Kendall Caine

Lisa Phillips: Photographed December 12, 1989 in a  house outside London that was used several times for various photo shoots.

Happy birthday, ladies. May all your wishes be granted.

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Erin go bra-less

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 17, 2010 in Boobs in the News
The proper way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.

The proper way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.

Happy St. Pat’s! You don’t need to be Irish to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, although it’s well-known that the universe looks upon you more favorably if you are.

Cathy Patrick: ultimate Irish titter?

Cathy Patrick: ultimate Irish titter?

Although there are tons of models named Kelly, most of them are about as Irish as Minka. Even though big boobs are plentiful in Ireland, the Emerald Isle hasn’t supplied the world with a large supply of huge-boobed models. A cause for shame and humiliation? Sadly, yes, although Ireland has contributed several notables. Cathy Patrick and Lisa Phillips are both Belfast-born. Jay Sweet is an Irish girl with many SCORE credits. Reasons enough to thank Ireland, even if they still need to get into gear. SCORELAND needs more Irish bra-busters.

Lisa in Grand Exuma Cay, The Bahamas.

Lisa in Grand Exuma Cay, The Bahamas.

Nadia is an Irish model of 2010 vintage.

Nadia is an Irish model of 2010 vintage.

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