The headline in today’s New York Post definitely caught my eye: “Staring at women’s breasts is just one of six easy ways men can live longer.”
Turns out having lots of sex is another of those six ways.
Okay, when someone tells me to exercise two hours a day and not eat French fries, my mind glazes over.
But staring at tits and having a lot of sex? I can do that.
The article linked to another article in Medical Daily that stated, “Previously, it’s been reported men who stare at women’s breasts tend to live longer, but this has been debunked. However, Men’s Health provided a scientific explanation for why ogling at breasts could boost longevity for men.
“They explained staring at breasts or looking at cute animals benefit a man’s health by creating a positive mindset. Pleasant emotions can help both men and women make better decisions about their health.”
Basically, doing anything that feels good will make you live longer? Okay. And staring at tits is one of those ways?
1. If this is true, I’m going to live forever.
2. I knew we were doing a public service at SCORELAND, but I didn’t know how much of a public service.
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