They just need maple syrup

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 25, 2012 in Boob Watch, Life With Big Tits

Cindy Cupps

I’m talkin’ about areolae, friends.

That area of the breast that encircles the nipple and varies in size like crazy from girl to girl.

Some scientists say that the areola has a different color than the nipple so the nipple area can be more visible to a sucking baby.

Some areolae are circular. Some are oval. Some are pale. Some are dark. Pregnancy often kicks off a change to a darker hue.

The average diameter is 1.5 inches or 38 mm.

But there are girls with areolae as wide as teacup saucers. Like silver-dollar pancakes.

They’re hard to find, and when you do, it’s a reason to celebrate.

National Areolae Day has a nice ring to it.

Seein’s believin’, so here we have a selection of fantastically huge areolae from SCORELAND to feed your need. Pass the syrup. To be continued…

Victoria Lane

Maria Moore



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Life in the (Porn) Movies: An editor’s tale

Posted by Maria on Nov 11, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, The Life of an Editor

“Sometimes I act in porno movies.”

Whenever I say that, I laugh because the immediate reaction I get is, “YOU’VE BEEN IN PORNOS?” followed by what I like to think is about five seconds where the person in front of me imagines me naked and doing all sorts of things.

That is followed by a brief glimmer of disappointment when I say, “I am not a naked actress.”

Because I am not. I am not even a good non-naked actress, to be honest. I just happen to be at the right place at the right time when our studio needs extras to play a part in a XXX movie. Granted, I took some drama classes in high school. I do not think they prepared me to be in naughty films.

To date, I have been in a handful of our DVDs, and sometimes, when I want to laugh, I will watch my awkward and sometimes funny appearances. My three favorites?

1) Stacked Street Sluts #2

This was my “first time” on camera in a room full of awesome and very hot chicks. I got to hang out with Alexis Silver. She was wearing a butt plug. She went on to do anal. I went on to play the part of a madame who was selling Alexis’ snug asshole to a customer. I was nervous. It was evident. It went down in history as one of the funniest moments of my XXX film life.

2) My Big Plump Wedding:

I played a wedding guest in this movie and it was by far the most-fun wedding I have ever been to. There were so many XL Girls stars running around, I was pretty much losing my mind. Plus, I got to wear a dress and pretend I was in a church. I don’t know if you guys know this or not, but the idea of porn in a church is pretty hilarious.

3) K-JUGS:

I played a behind-the-scenes boxing coach to Renee Ross and Samantha 38G, pumping them up and having them box practically naked for me. I really enjoyed it. I box in real life, so it was pretty awesome to play-fight with these ladies. Also, I very much enjoy Samantha 38G. She is very hilarious. Renee Ross and I are good gal pals, so I liked working with her, too. Somewhere out there on the cutting room floor is never-before-seen footage of me jumping rope with them. It will probably never see the light of day.

So there you have it. There are other fine films I have appeared in, but these three are my faves. If you happen to have a copy of any of them, please check me out.

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Next week at SCORELAND2: A foursome, an anal first-timer, Maria Moore hardcore, black ‘n’ stacked legends and a super-natural secretary

That's Sammie on the left, Jenny on the right

What’s SCORELAND2 all about? Well, one of the things it’s all about is $9.99 a month for photo/video updates five days a week and an archive of some of the best scenes from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com and many of our other websites. You won’t find any new stuff at SCORELAND2 (everything is at least two years old), but you’ll find lots and lots of great big-boob stuff (solo and hardcore) to jack to. And, like I said, it’s all just $9.99.

SCORELAND2 is also about having something for every big-boob lover…a wide variety of girls and scenes…so things never get boring. I think the upcoming week at SCORELAND2 is something to get excited about on many levels.

Monday: Jenny Hill and Sammie Black, two of the great black ‘n’ stacked naturals of the 1990s, two girls whose naturals boobs are as big and floppy and pliable as any I’ve ever seen, go tit-to-tit in one of only three or four scenes they shot together. There was true chemistry between Jenny and Sammie, perhaps because when they met, it was like, “Really? There’s another girl out there who’s built like me?”

Tuesday: Maria Moore, one of the greatest plumpers ever, puts on a spectacular cleavage show then sucks and fucks in one of her earliest hardcore scenes. It’s amazing that the lucky dude who porks her wasn’t suffocated by her massive mammaries. I just checked, and according to XLGirls.com, Maria has FF-cups. No fuckin’ way. They’re much bigger.

If all secretaries looked like Michelle May, executives' marriages would last about two weeks.

Wednesday: Michelle May, during her first visit to our studio, as a super-stacked secretary. Cleavage pouring out of a top as she sits as her desk. Amazing shots looking up at her soft, plush, firm rack. What a view!

Jayden Prescott on her first day of nude modeling, ever. Back home: her loving husband.

Thursday: Jayden Prescott, slim ‘n’ stacked reader’s wife, a girl we first introduced on the Blog on October 1, 2009, a girl who had never posed nude or even been a stripper, does the thing that made her so special: First day in the studio, she not only fucks a total stranger, she takes his cock in her tight little ass. Jayden’s a little lady, and to this day, I still don’t know how she fit that cock in her butthole. First time out of the box, first time in the box.

Friday: Christy Marks and Terry Nova in their barnside four-way with two dudes from Busty Riding Academy. I was in Hungary during that shoot, but I wasn’t at the stable that day. Unlucky me, I was watching Jasmine Black, Melissa Mandlkova and Kristy Klenot splash water all over each other and have a catfight. I know, tough job.

And so completes a great (but typical) week at SCORELAND2: super-naturals in girl-girl action, a great plumper fucking, a stacked girl-next-door putting on an amazing tit show, a reader’s wife taking it up the ass and two of the most-popular naturals ever in four-way hardcore action.

That’s a lot to look forward to. And did I mention? Just $9.99.





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New! The Breast of XLGirls on DVD

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 26, 2012 in DVD, Men's Products, New DVD Releases, newcomers


NEW at eBoobStore.com.

The Breast of XL Girls is an informative, educational and socially important learning guide for both boob hounds as well as for curvy women worldwide who want to improve their sex lives. It’s the most-authoritative DVD yet on the intimate and little-known subject of large ladies engaged in the unbridled joys of carnal knowledge. See what goes on behind the closed doors and shaded windows of the XL Girl.

Written by noted sex researchers at The SCORE Group and starring 26 of the most-popular models from XL Girls magazine, The Breast of XL Girls is an indispensable addition to DVD shelves in every home and every university library.

We have spared no expense to bring you the finest, horniest, sexiest, bustiest, assiest dolls enjoying the most-energetic and boob-shaking poundings and creamings by rigid cocksmen in a new EIGHT-HOUR, 2-disc set. That’s 478 minutes of fucking. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.

Look at this line-up!

Analee Sands
Arianna Sinn
Bailey Santanna
Bunny De La Cruz
Charlie Cooper
Dallas Dixon
Daniella Grey
Dawn Davenport
Gia Johnson
Glory Foxxx
Jade Parker
Julia Juggs
Kristina Milan
Lady Snow
Lisa Canon
Maria Moore
Melonie Max
Monique L’Amour
Nikki Cars
Peaches LaRue
Porsche Dali
Samantha 38DD
Simone Staxxx
Twilight Starr
Vivian Alise

Watch the three-minute trailer at eBoobStore and see these curvacious cuties go to town. Your pocket pal will thank you.

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Girls holding their covers, part tres.

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 3, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, DVD, Men's Products, print magazines
Minka with Maximum Minka

Minka with the DVD cover of Maximum Minka.

Maria Moore and her XLGirls mag cover.

Maria Moore and her XLGirls SP 183 mag cover.

I haven’t done a Blog about this since January 3, 2010, exactly two years ago.

Back then, SCORELAND member Jack had perceptively written about this kind of picture: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism.”

This kind of picture can’t be done with digital images. I don’t think a model holding up a tablet computer with her photo could ever have the same impact as her holding a printed magazine or a DVD cover in her hand. There’s a permanence with a physical product.

As Angela White commented, “There’s no way to describe the feeling of seeing yourself on the cover of a magazine!”

Come to think of it, I need to hit up Angela for a photo of her holding up her DVD, Angela White Finally Fucks.

Angel Gee and her April '09 SCORE cover.

Angel Gee and her April '09 SCORE cover.

Crystal Gunns and SCORE Man VL in "The Gunns Show" column, July '08.

Crystal Gunns and SCORE Man VL in "The Gunns Show" column, July '08.

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Birthday babes!

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 12, 2011 in birthdays
Daphne Rosen born June 9.

Daphne Rosen born June 9.

Ashley born June 11.

Ashley born June 11.

Kaylee O'Toole born June 11.

Kaylee O'Toole born June 11.

Sana Fey born June 12.

Sana Fey born June 12.

Vicky Vette born June 12.

Vicky Vette born June 12.

Jessica Justice born June 12.

Jessica Justice born June 12.

Maria Moore born June 12.

Maria Moore born June 12.

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Another Reason To Pick Up Your Copy Of May ’11 V-Mag? HUGE TITS!

Posted by Maria on Apr 18, 2011 in Boob Watch, Cummin Soon
Maria Moore: Oily, shiny, HUGE tits at their finest.

Maria Moore: Oily, shiny, HUGE tits at their finest.

I know that Elliot told you guys all about Michelle Bond’s pictorial in the May ’11 issue of V-mag. (And just as a side note, she looks damn HOT on the cover!) But that’s not the only reason to get your hands on the latest issue of V-mag.

Oh, no.

You see, inside of that issue is a little special we like to call…THE MIGHTY TIT-ANS! OUR BIGGEST TITS EVER! Yeah...that little special. In it, you will find some memorable shots of the biggest whoppers we have ever featured in the mag, and I don’t know about you guys…but I love really big tits.

So, who made the cut? Well, we can’t tell you everyone who’s in the issue, but we can tell you that Maria Moore is definitely one of our mighty-mammed hotties. Her tit power is undeniable, and let’s face it…she is a fox.

I suggest that you get your hands on the May ’11 issue today and check out all the jumbo juggies who have set the bra-bar high in V-mag and then please, by all means, come back and tell me all about it. I enjoy hearing all of your input and putting what you like to see in the mag.

xoxo Maria

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My Big Plump Wedding on SCORE OnDemand

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 30, 2010 in Other SCORE Group websites

Now available on SCOREonDemand, My Big Plump Wedding. Samantha is going to get married. Will her horny bridesmaids make it easy for her or will they stress her out even more with their antics? Will Samantha turn into a raging bride-zilla? Will the wedding go smoothly in spite of it all? A topshelf cast makes this XLGirls release a big-tit hit.

Can Samantha survive her bridesmaids' overactive sex drives?

Can Samantha survive her bridesmaids' overactive sex drives?

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The week in birthdays

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 8, 2010 in Boobs in the News

A guy who met Gaynor wrote, “Pounds of beautiful milky white flesh to roll in one’s hands like a master baker!” Daphne heads the cast of Boob Science as a computer-created woman. Dixie Bubbles has retired but still has a strong following. Kaylee O’Toole was part of the SCORE team in a Battle of the Showgirls ’99 contest in Myrtle Beach.  Maria Moore once told Dave and me that people should have sex on the first date before anything else to see if they’re compatible. Interesting theory! Jessica Justice performed on Boob Cruise 2000 despite an injured leg. Laura Bailey said her perfect day would be “a visit to the Egyptian Museum in Cairo.” Gina LaMontana said “I was at Hooters by the SCORE building and a group of guys came up and they were taking pictures of me.”  When ya got it, ya got it. Happy B-day, ladies.

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The bust things in life are the simple things

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 13, 2010 in Confessions, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, Tits in Tight Tops
Maria Moore loves those high heels.

Maria Moore loves those high heels.

I like the simple pleasures in life. That includes activities with the SCORELAND Girls. Walking. Jogging. Dressing. Riding a bike. Driving. I especially like dressing room photos and vids. The simple act of a girl dressing or undressing makes me very happy. Slipping an extremely tight tank-top over 44 inches of heavenly breasts. Struggling to cover a sexy bubble-butt with a pair of booty shorts. The little inch-by-inch wiggling as she works to put on that skin tight tube-dress.

Karen Fisher puts on her bra.

Karen Fisher puts on her bra.

I could watch Minka change all day.

I could watch Minka change all day.

The final few jiggles of her boobs to settle them comfortably into her brassiere cups. The many unique ways a model can put on her bra, like last week’s Karla James video. Slipping into high heels, which gives them that little arch in the small of their backs and pushes their tushies out. The forward bend-over to slip on panties. I liked how Karen Fisher hooked her bra in the front at her waist, then spun the bra around to slip her tits into the cups. One of my favorite SCORE pictorials was a reverse-strip by Dixie Bubbles in January 1999. Instead of the usual undressing set, Dixie got out out of bed and dressed to leave the house.

Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles

Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles

I don’t think I could trust myself to own my own lingerie store. I’d wind up putting cameras and peep-holes  in the dressing booths, and I’d get into trouble when someone found out. So I don’t need to see all kinds of insane shit to get a boner and that endorphin brain rush. Just give me the right girls in a dressing room or shower and I’m satisfied. The simple things in life work for me.

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