Today’s action-packed Minka scene reminded me of a SCORE magazine “Boob Beat” story I did in 2005. There was an Italian sexologist named Piero Lorenzoni who compared fruits to a woman’s breasts and personality. Okay, his theory may have been a little bananas, but that’s what they said about Newton.
Senor Lorenzoni broke it down like this:
A women with breasts like melons may look maternal but isn’t. Said Lorenzoni, “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex.”
Women with lemon-shaped breasts: “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves.”
Pineapples: “Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”
Grapefruits: “This woman may look erotic but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”
Oranges: “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation.”
Cherries: “Make great partners and are moderately interested in sex.”
Pears: “She can be very religious but is known to have affairs.”
In a boob science experiment, Jim compares fruit to Minka’s mega-boobs. Jim holds up an orange to Minka’s tits. Then some melons. No comparison. Only watermelons would work, and he didn’t bring any. Senor Lorenzoni probably never saw Minka’s pictures during his research. He might have abandoned his project. Minka’s beyond cataloging anyway.
Minka’s famous protruding nipples hypnotize Jim. That’s why Minka’s nickname is “Nipple #1.” I can’t think of any fruit that compares to those always-erect pointers.
Minka wants to see his banana. Strictly for research purposes. Turnabout is fair play.
It’s moving-in day for the amazin’ Minka, and when her new next-door-neighbor Peter sees and recognizes her, he goes nuts.
He hurries over to tell Minka he’s a neighbor and a huge fan. She amuses herself by seeing his reaction when she lifts her tank top.
Minka could use a cock break, so she tells Peter to sit on the couch.
“Your brain is not here,” says Minka, pointing at his head. “Your brain is down here,” patting his package.
Then Minka tells him to get out of his clothes. Peter whips off his clothes like Minka set his shirt on fire. If she told him to run down the street naked, he would do it without hesitation.
There are two challenges to being a porn stud:
1. Getting a hard-on and keeping it in front of the camera. This is a lot harder than you’d think, as our “Porn Loser” series at NaughtyMag.com proved, and it doesn’t matter how hot the model is. In fact, my experience has been that the hotter the model, the more-intimidated the studs get and the less-likely they are to stay hard. Also, these guys don’t have to get it hard just once. Because of breaks in the action, they might have to get it hard several times during a scene.
2. Not popping too early. Can you imagine, for example, having the good fortune to fuck Minka, the bustiest Asian ever? I’m guessing that half of you would pop within seconds after she wrapped her tits around your cock. As for her pussy…well, as Minka has told us many times, it’s very tight. But porn studs have to get their cocks blown and fucked in numerous positions before they can cum. Because if they cum too soon, the scene is over and possibly ruined.
So, those are the challenges, and the difficulty of meeting them is the reason you keep seeing the same guys in every porn film. Because if it were easy, every guy would do it.
New Minka photos and video Saturday at SCORELAND. Christmas comes early. Porn studs aren’t allowed to.
When Dolly Fox started modeling at SCORE, she said she wanted to tour America. “I’m planning to come to the USA in 2016,” Dolly said. “I would really like to visit the SCORE studios in Miami. I would also like to meet other big-bust models.”
Dolly made good on her vow. She road-tripped across the States, visited SCORE‘s offices and got the guided tour and met some of her boob idols and bosom buddies.
During her travels, Dolly met Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Sheridan Love, Kimberly Kupps, Sally D’Angelo (who’s recently supersized) and more fellow bra-busters.
That’s the thing about Dolly. She’s a go-getter and likes to meet her goals. She said she would visit the States. She did. She said she would meet as many American SCORE Girls as she could. She did.
Right now, Dolly’s goal is to win SCORE‘s Newcomer of the Year award, and knowing her determination, I’m sure she’ll campaign very hard for the title.
The fact that Minka made her SCORE debut in 1994 is mind-boggling when you consider how she looks. Even when you don’t consider it. If the Minka we’re seeing today at SCORELAND was making her debut, wouldn’t she still be a top contender–if not the favorite–for Newcomer of the Year? I think so. Think of all the great girls who have come and gone since 1994. Minka is still with us, she still looks sensational, she’s incredibly toned and slim, and those tits…amazing.
Minka stays in shape by playing a lot of tennis, but there’s more to her sustained sex appeal than that. Call it the fortune of good genes. Call it paying attention to how she looks. Whatever you call it, the woman is sensational.
New Minka solo photos and video today at SCORELAND. Jack like it’s 1994.
Minka could have taken a job as an executive with The SCORE Group.
Instead, she opted to work in an office near her home. We’re disappointed about that, even though we understand why she declined.
The problem is a supervisor at this office. He just doesn’t get Minka.
He doesn’t get Minka’s sense of humor and her work habits. He gets annoyed when she makes photocopies of her 44KK tits. He’s irritated by her habit of working at her desk with her tight blouse raised over her boobs. She’s constantly distracting him with her fantasy super-breasts atop a super-slim body. Frankly, we don’t see a problem here.
He asks to speak to Minka about these issues. She can see he needs to get fucked and tells him point-blank. That’ll straighten him right out. Minka’s not the world’s #1 Asian mega-boob star for nothing.
Posted by Elliot James on Sep 25, 2016 in Boob Bloopers
Posted by Dave on Sep 10, 2016 in New at Scoreland
So says Minka, and truer words have never been spoken. The great one returns today at SCORELAND, having taken time out from her busy tennis schedule to shoot new solo and hardcore scenes in her favorite studio. What more needs to be said? Enjoy brand-new Minka today at SCORELAND.
The age-old question, “Do natural boobs float or sink?” is again answered in Paige Turner‘s video today. Give me a good bikini pictorial and I’m happy. Paige adds fuel to the fire with her phone-sex talk. Some models are shy about verbal intercourse on-camera but not Paige. She said one of her favorite jobs before becoming a stripper was working at the national sandwich chain Subway. I can’t think of a foot-long joke right now.
J.B. writes, “SCORELAND, you did it again. I just discovered another favorite. Paige is unbelievable. Those tits, that smile, that ass, that pussy and that voice are just phenomenal. I hope to see a lot more of this wonderful lady.”
On Saturday, the return of Minka after several years. Her first scene is a mirror solo with a hardcore to follow soon. Minka’s been an inspiration to many big-boobed models from Vanessa Montagne and Beshine to Dolly Fox and Sandra Star. Her fans are all over the world, like Stefan from Sweden who’s written about her many times: “I have followed Minka since her first appearance in SCORE October 1994. Minka is the best hardcore performer of all time. What a titillating pleasure to watch her fuck!”
On Friday, Sheridan Love. More about her new scene tomorrow.
Posted by Dave on Sep 7, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Cummin Soon, Deep Inside Scoreland, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers
No, I’m not seeing things, and neither are you. Rockell has been sploshed. Sprayed with cum. This scene, posted last week at SCORELAND, is the nastiest we’ve seen Rockell get, and it might be the nastiest we ever see her get. But who knows? I never thought I’d see the day Cindy Cupps or Valory Irene did a tits ‘n’ tugs scene, and they both did. As the great 1970s band Orleans sang, “Love takes time/And it’s hard to find/You gotta take some time/To let love grow, whoa.”
Coming up at SCORELAND: new Sheridan Love boy-girl on Friday, new Minka on Saturday. Minka’s comeback BG has been scheduled for October 7, Danielle Derek’s for October 14. Danielle’s is with JMac; talk about a small girl taking on a big guy. From what the studio people told me, Danielle enjoyed every inch.
Also coming soon: new Rachel Raxxx XXX.