There was a famous episode of Seinfeld in which George went to a party–or maybe it was a funeral–and was accused of double-dipping: sticking his potato chip in the dip, taking a bite then dipping the same chip into the dip again.
Would anyone object if 2015 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year Alexya double-dipped her big hangers into that pool?
This is one of my favorite photos ever. I used to think Nicole Peters had the greatest hangers ever, but Alexya is right up there with her. Or down with her. You know, hanging down.
Alexya returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. She starts out wearing a one-piece bathing suit, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a girl look so good in a one-piece. Or, come to think of it, out of one.
Posted by Elliot James on Apr 28, 2016 in modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops
Primping in the mirror, Danni Lynne wears the perfect dress and admires her massive 36EEE boobs and her shapely rack. Ya have to peep through the open door. Danni sees you and gives you the grand tour of her scenic splendors in a video and matching photo set.
“I think my boobs are the best part of my body,” says Danni, a sexy blend of black, Hispanic and Japanese and a newcomer to horny modeling. “My legs are my second-best.” Danni’s body is a 10 in my book.
This is the last of our Danni Lynne series. If you want her back to SCORE for more, let’s hear it loud for this hottie.
Saturday at SCORELAND, newcomer Lila Payne packs her JJ-cup naturals into a granny bathing suit and makes it look better than any dental floss monokini I’ve ever seen. A reader recently wrote, “Please show the girls in tight T-shirts, huge bras that fit them, bathing suits that are the right size and not ridiculous postage stamp bikinis. It is not necessary with your goddesses to outfit them in ridiculously ill-fitting, tiny outfits in order to make them seem bigger.” That’s the kind of bathing suit Lila is wearing in this photo set and video.
Sunday, super-packed, super-stacked natural Micky Bells does housework. This reminds me of the scene a long time ago when Diane Poppos was videotaped by her then-husband while doing housework.
Shine your knob while Micky shines a mirror.
Dive into Lila’s plush cleavage.
Watch a basketball playoff game. Jack during timeouts. Watch a soccer game. Jack while waiting for someone to score a goal. Watch a baseball game. Jack between innings.
This WEEKEND, Micky and Lila are here to make you happy even if your favorite team loses.
It has come to my attention that winter is still hanging around in many parts of the world. Cold and snow forced the postponement of several opening day games in baseball. Too bad.
Fortunately, it’s always sunny at SCORELAND. Two reasons for that. First, our main studio is in Miami, Florida. Second, big tits bring on the heat.
Tiggle Bitties is an MM-cup natural who has taken the big-boob world by storm, so to speak. You’ll be raining cum all over the place when you check out her latest photos and video today at SCORELAND.
Tiggle is outside. She’s wearing a bikini that can’t contain much of her boobage. Soon, her tits come out. Then her pussy comes out. Then she makes her pussy cum.
The photo above is another great one of Tiggle. Does this girl know how to take a bad photo?
Posted by Elliot James on Apr 7, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Novelties, print magazines, Uncategorized
The hot chick working in a porn shop fantasy is alive and well and embodied by bodaciously stacked Danni Lynne in Friday’s hardcore scene.
Danni is the sales clerk in charge when JMac walks in looking for a “substitute” for his girlfriend, who’s going away.
He checks out the Fleshlight and other toys and asks about rubber boobs, but Danni turns out to be his living doll of choice when she invites him to feel her big, natural tits.
This Californian has a smokin’ hot body on her and huge, beautifully shaped hooters.
Stores like this with clerks like Danni are only located in a place called SCORELAND. Visit it today because a new scene with highly rated Alexya goes up at 4PM ET.
Log-in Saturday at 4PM ET when Demmy Blaze makes her SCORELAND debut. We’ll also include a video chat with Demmy.
Demmy is ready to blaze a trail. She makes her magazine debut in the August 2016 SCORE.
Demmy has a pretty face, a sensational body, great big boobs and an all-natural 42-28-38 figure. She has a girl-next-door personality and look that reminds us of several American SCORE and Voluptuous Girls of the past and present. In other words, the total package.
Posted by Dave on Mar 19, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Boobs in the News, Cummin Soon, girl-girls, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tit Tricks
Thunder clouds? What thunder clouds? It’s always sunny out when MM-cup natural Tiggle Bitties is baring her big tits, as she is here and in today’s photo and video postings at SCORELAND. Can you imagine looking up from your poolside lounger and seeing those?
Tomorrow at SCORELAND: Super-stacked natural Anastasia, photos and videos.
Meanwhile, this just in: Hitomi and Lily Madison in girl-girl action. Coming soon. (They already came.)
The kind of student body that gets big attention, the campus coed who gives her male classmates and professors a lesson in “Adult Education.” Holly Wood likes to play dress-up in the bedroom. Which SCORELAND Girl would she like to take a study break with?
“Katie Thornton and Danniella Levy are so sexy,” Holly said. “Dolly Fox looks like so much fun. And Hitomi would be a wild experience! Who knows? Perhaps it will come together soon.”
Madmacs commented, “Hey, SCORE, we want more, more, more hardcore of Holly Wood! Would love to see you talk her into some more shoots and maybe a facial on her beautiful face.”
As a St. Patrick’s Day bonus, two re-scanned sets from the archive are part of today’s boob parade. Irishwomen Cathy Patrick and Lisa Phillips were two of the most-popular bust-out babes of the late 1980s and early 1990s, stars of the big-boob scene in magazines and videos.
An old friend, who happens to be young, is returning to our studio next week. It’s Rockell, who we haven’t seen since 2013. It’s not that we haven’t wanted to shoot her. The logistics just didn’t work out. Rockell doesn’t like to fly, and Alabama’s a bit of a drive from Miami.
Anyway, she’s going to be here for three days, she still looks great–beautiful face, shapely tits, great ass–and we want to know what you’d like to see her do. Yeah, I know. You want to see her fuck. That’s not going to happen. But Rockell knows how to get pretty hot with the solo action. Be creative. Be dirty. Be whatever you want to be. What’s your Rockell fantasy? Maybe she’ll play it out.
I don’t think British babe Danniella Levy was very happy with me when I suggested on SCOREtv that she might one day become a porn star. I meant it as a compliment. Danniella, who doesn’t show her pussy, didn’t quite take it that way. Then, in an interview for the June ’16 issue of SCORE, I said, “Danni, you are the hottest non-porn star I’ve ever seen in our studio. And you don’t even spread your pussy.”
But she has been a lapdancer. And she talks dirty on the UK TV show Babestation. She also described her pussy to me. It wasn’t quite as good as seeing it, but it was okay.
“I’ve got a nice, sweet side to me and I’ve also got my slutty side that I let people see,” Danni said. “I’m a good girlfriend. I’m loyal. I am trustworthy. Even though I don’t cook, I can look after my man in different ways. All the usual domestic shit. Washing and ironing, but apart from all that, I can do a nice Tantric massage when he gets home from work. Run a nice bubble bath for him. Put some candles on, and I’ll keep him very, very happy. What they say is, ‘Wife in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom.’”
Danni returns to SCORELAND today. She’s a cheerleader. Three cheers for British chicks with huge tits.