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The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Three

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 17, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, The Life of an Editor, Tits in Tight Tops

Some guys go for two girls during a night of stripclubbing.

Click here for Part Two

Now, my next suggestion might turn off some of you, but let’s be realistic: You’re not gonna be the first guy she gave a lap dance to and you’re not gonna be the last. A strip club is not the place to find untouched virgins who you’re going to bring home to mama.

I’m going to suggest that unless you’re absolutely sure the girl you just saw onstage is going to give you a great lap dance–and I mean she did just about everything within the legal limit to give you a great show and practically dropped down into your lap–you’re still not ready to take the plunge. Here’s what I mean.

If the club has an open lap dance room (meaning the area where the dancers give lappers isn’t separate from the rest of the club), take some time to see who’s giving the best lap dances. Don’t stare! Don’t turn some poor schlub’s private session into your personal peep show. That’s just not right. It violates some unwritten man rule. But look around. See which dancers are really grinding, which dancers are really giving the customers their money’s worth. Which dancers are always reaching behind their backs and grabbing the patrons’ cocks. Figure out which dancers are always in demand.

If the club doesn’t have an open lap dance area,  there are still things you can do. Conclusions you can draw.

For example, let’s say you see a guy and a dancer walk back to the lap dance room. One song later, they’re walking back out. This could mean only one of three things:

1. The dance sucked and the guy couldn’t wait to get out of there.

2. The dance was great and the guy came quickly.

3. The guy only had enough money for one dance.

If it’s the third reason, you’re fucked. You can’t draw any conclusions.

Of the other two possibilities, chances are the dance sucked, and here’s why: If he came in his pants, he wouldn’t be walking out of the room so quickly. He’d still be back there adjusting himself. Getting himself ready. Tipping the dancer. Exchanging small talk. Then, somewhere near the end of the next song, they’d walk back out.

If the dance sucked, you can definitely tell. He walks out first, she walks out second, they’re not talking to each other, he wants to get as far away from her as possible, but he doesn’t leave the club. He stays because he still has money left to burn. Just not with her.

Of course, if the guy and his dancer are back there for a half hour, you know the dances are good. Another good sign: the guy leaves the lap dance room but the dancer doesn’t. He heads straight for the ATM machine, takes out more cash and heads back into the room. This guy is spending more than he planned on spending because he’s getting the dances of his life. This is the best sign.

So relax. Look around. See who’s enjoying themselves. See which dancers are constantly in demand. They’re not always going to be the prettiest ones (if the regulars seem to be going for the “8” girl and the “10” girl is sitting around smoking and drinking by herself, you can bet who gives the better lap dances).

Now, finally, you’re ready to take the plunge. You’re ready to dip into your wallet and spend some money (or visit the ATM machine).

You’ve done your homework.

You’ve had a few drinks.

You’ve resisted advances from the first dancers who approached you.

You’ve spent some time at the stage.

You’ve smelled, you’ve stared, you’ve listened.

You’ve scouted.

You have your sights set on the girl who’s gonna grind your cock so good, you’ll be cumming by the end of the second song.

Maybe.

Next, read “Rules Of The Room” in Part Four. Because doing your homework only gets you ready for the final exam.

To be continued.

 

 

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The Tigerr, The Angel & The Stud in the ultimate guy fantasy

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 19, 2015 in girl-girls, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, Poll, Tits in Tight Tops

Angel gets horny watching Tigerr dance.

The ultimate male sex fantasy?

One guy sexing two women.  Two women sexing one guy.

Almost every sex survey I’ve ever read puts male-female-female threesomes at the very top of the top ten of male fantasies.

In a survey we did at SCORELAND,  57% wanted to see threesomes with two girls and a guy while  25% wanted to see threesomes with one busty girl and two guys. Not surprising since two guys-one girl can become a sausage fest. Only 18% didn’t like watching threesomes at all. Three’s not company for them.

Today, big-boobed man-pleasers and all-around sex-vixens Angel Wicky and Tigerr Benson (ya know ‘em, ya love ‘em) team up to double-hump a dude on a strip club stage. Angel and Tigerr make the perfect tag-team to make this fantasy a hard reality. I really liked the contrast between Asian brunette Tigerr and ivory blonde Angel.

The show begins with Angel and her friend eye-banging Tigerr as she pole dances at a strip club. Angel takes audience participation to heart and wants to join Tigerr on stage and dance too. In a short time, they replace the steel pole with a man-pole, giving new meaning to the term “busty pole dancer.”

Tigerr and Angel make a girl sandwich.

 

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Bush leaguer with big boobs hooks-up at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on Jan 31, 2015 in Hardcore XXX, modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

“Miss Mischel Lee is a beautiful woman and a delight to observe in the act of intercourse. Her pubic hair is a refreshing change from the normally shaved maidenheads.”-gtgerman

So comments a SCORELAND member.

The green-eyed brunette with a thick thatch patch of fur down below returns in her second boy-girl XXX. This one is the romantically entitled “Hairy Pussy, Big Tits & Hot Sex” because “50 Shades of Beaver” didn’t have a good ring to it. The fur really flies as Mischel and Joshua cum together in a dark nightclub.

Bushy pussies always brings out the flash mob of follicle followers at SCORELAND.

Mischel wore an outfit that she would never wear for public consumption, a black fishnet dress with holes big enough for a shark to swim through. Mischel’s punk heels have wicked spikes on the toes but she’d rather fuck than fight. Good for Joshua, good for us, good for you.

Part of our double-header hardcore weekend with Mia Khalifa at bat first.

Mischel Lee's in the Hair Club...for men who support bush.

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