Wanted! More office employees like Smiley Emma

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 23, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, New at XL Girls, newcomers, XLGirls

Smiley Emma‘s paperwork bores her. The endless grind of office work makes her boobs yearn to be free. She’d rather play.

We’ve done office shoots with many girls for years. Even though I’m sure we’d all love to actually work in the same building with a sexy bra-buster like Emma and see her every day, “office employee” is not on the members’ list of most-popular shoots. That’s always surprised me because the workplace is the likeliest place to find them. The most-popular list (from our many polls and feedback) is sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy teacher, sexy driver, sexy store clerk, sexy maid, sexy schoolgirl, sexy cheerleader, sexy lifeguard and sexy waitress.

That’s a whole lotta sexy but no sexy office worker. Some things are not understood.

“I’m easy to talk to,” said Emma, a webcam girl in Canada with an ever-present smile on her pretty face. We have to photograph non-USA citizens like Emma (and Roxee Robinson) at one of our off-shore satellite studios for legal reasons. Emma’s worth it.

“I’m nice, down-to-earth and I’m very silly,” she said. Smiley sports a bush, too. She’s got it all.


More girls should smile like Smiley Emma.




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Office rules according to Maya Milano

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 16, 2017 in New at Scoreland

There will be no work today for Maya Milano. Her desk was built for better things, and so is Maya. Office work bores her and her attention wanders.

Her breasts weigh heavily on her mind. They weigh heavily on our minds, too.

It’s okay for Maya’s nipples to be smeared by her red lipstick as she kisses and licks them. What would be objectionable would be to see Maya’s hands stained by ink from any sort of paperwork.

Maya’s one of a group of outstanding Euro babes discovered over the past few years. They’re not just outstanding. They have friendly, warm personalities, and the camera picks that up.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

The name Maya means "magic." It's easy to see why.

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Minka turns an office into a “Mega-Boob Office”

Posted by Elliot James on Oct 6, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

If this is Minka making trouble at the office, bring it on.

Minka could have taken a job as an executive with The SCORE Group.

Instead, she opted to work in an office near her home. We’re disappointed about that, even though we understand why she declined.

The problem is a supervisor at this office. He just doesn’t get Minka.

This is the kind of trouble we like to see.

He doesn’t get Minka’s sense of humor and her work habits. He gets annoyed when she makes photocopies of her 44KK tits. He’s irritated by her habit of working at her desk with her tight blouse raised over her boobs. She’s constantly distracting him with her fantasy super-breasts atop a super-slim body. Frankly, we don’t see a problem here.

He asks to speak to Minka about these issues. She can see he needs to get fucked and tells him point-blank. That’ll straighten him right out. Minka’s not the world’s #1 Asian mega-boob star for nothing.

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The Office: XL Girls style

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 24, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, Interviews, Tits in Tight Tops, XLGirls

“You’re hired.”

That’s what your XL Girls crew would say to Angel DeLuca if she ever wanted a job at the TSG office.

Now this human resources director has to ask Angel all these questions about qualifications.

Qualifications? You kidding me? Angel’s loaded with qualifications.

In this video, it’s never resolved whether or not Angel gets the job. The scene ends when he gives Angel a facial after a round of very hot boning. Excuse me for not adding “Spoiler alert!”

I asked Angel, a web cam girl, how many days she can abstain from sex or masturbation.

“Not too long,” Angel replied. “I usually become bitchy if I haven’t had it for more than a week.”

Starts today at XLGirls!

This human resources director is a real hands-on dude with interviewees.

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The Office: SCORE style

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 23, 2016 in Confessions, Interviews, Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland, Uncategorized

The high-pressure day of a businesswoman is stressful.

That pressure has to be released. Today at SCORELAND, Juliana Simms finds a way during a 20-minute break she has before another damn meeting.

I talked to Juliana after she left the office for the day.

SCORE: Juliana, what attracted you to nude modeling?

Juliana: I was told about The SCORE Group and I thought my body was just right for this kind of modeling.

SCORE: Is there anything we should know about you that we don’t know?

Juliana:  I think that you know all by this time.

SCORE: What clothing do you think you look sexiest in?

Juliana: I think I look sexiest in a dress. Maybe men have other ideas.

Who's really the boss?


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Fantasy Fox time with Larissa Linn

Posted by Elliot James on Aug 5, 2015 in Life With Big Tits, modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Don’t prepare to fall in love.

Prepare to go out of your mind when Larisa Linn takes over an office in “Fantasy Fox.”

Larissa’s work will have to wait. It’s T&A time.

If Larissa was your co-employee, you’d never get anything done with her walking around the office.

Said Larissa, “Modeling is like being in a fantasy land. It is like nothing I have ever done before in my life. I am lucky that I have such talented people to help me.”

Click here to see the trailer.

Larissa is an accountant by education and profession. Her numbers add up beautifully.


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Elle Flynn’s big-boob office hottie alert

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 4, 2014 in New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

Every company should have a front-office hottie like Elle Flynn. Here she is in her latest adventure at SCORELAND, “Office Hottie Alert.”

The big problem with this suggestion would be the endless stream of salesmen, delivery guys, solicitors, repairmen and co-workers loitering by her desk. Hanging around on some pretext while waiting for Elle to bend over or adjust her boobs until the boss comes out and shoos everyone away.

Another big problem is that there ain’t enough women built like Elle. She is unbelievable. Trust me, they are not easy to find, let alone girls like Elle who will drop their bras and panties on-camera.

“I love my tits,” Elle said. “I just love my tits and I want to spread the joy around.” This comment in her video interview made my eyes tear up.

Not as much fun with a cordless phone.



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How to minimize the deadline rush during tax time

Hire more busty tax preparers!

That’s my taxing recommendation.

April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.

A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.

My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.

How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?


Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.

This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?

Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.

When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.

And I will throw in a free calculator.

Does anyone have a problem with this?

Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.

Birthdays this week:

Cindy Cupps born April 16.

Lisa Phillips born April 18.

Alex Chance born April 19.

Sydney Simona born April 19.

Kayla Kleevage born April 20.

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“My Favorite XL Girls Cock Sucker,” today at SCORELAND


JMac seems to be interested in Scarlett's mind and body while Scarlett only seems to be interested in JMac's cock. Women can be very shallow in that way.

Several months ago, I chided myself for not having realizing that Scarlett Rouge is a great cock sucker (something I should’ve been aware of considering that one day, I was sitting only a few feet away from her when she was sucking cock). Today at SCORELAND, more proof of Scarlett’s impressive cock-sucking abilities go on display once again (skills that are especially apparent because the guy whose cock she’s sucking is pretty well-hung). I call this to your attention because:

1.) You’re probably looking for something to jack to today.

2.) Video of Scarlett sucking cock (as well as fucking) has not been seen by SCORELAND members, and if you want to see her in action, you’re going to have to hop on over to XLGirls.com or SCOREVideos.com. But that shouldn’t be a problem for those of you on SCORELAND‘s loyalty program.

3.) I think it’s important that we recognize another person’s skills…in this case, Scarlett’s BJ skills.

So enjoy (especially the one photo in which we see Scarlett’s head popping out from under a desk and her mouth filled with cock).

And, also, my apologies to all of the other XL Girls who didn’t get the title, “My Favorite XL Girls Cock Sucker.” Hey, I have a short memory, and tomorrow’s another day.

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