Apparently, I had this conversation with Princess Pumpkins. The proof is the “Tit Chat” video at SCORELAND, in which I supposedly interviewed Princess. I’m sure it happened, but I have absolutely no memory of anything she said because I was so busy staring at her rack. Guys, I’m talking a 1990s SCORE Boob Cruise rack. So, when I transcribed the following exchange, it was as if I was hearing it for the first time.
SCORELAND: When you were in high school, were you in plays and shows? Were you the outgoing girl?
Princess: No, actually I wasn’t. The only outgoing thing I did in high school was take a CNA training course.
Princess: Certified nursing assistant.
SCORELAND: Another nurse! We get so many busty nurses!
Princess: At least we can take care of you!
SCORELAND: Oh, yeah, you can do that. Were you shy?
Princess: I was very shy. I learned as I got older that I had severe social anxiety, which is why I was really awkward. I was really shy in high school, but that’s completely gone now.
Princess is not shy today at SCORELAND. She destroys a tiny bikini and plays with her giant tits and hairy pussy poolside. Photos and video. Unforgettable.
Standing and facing forward.
Not, “Spread her pussy.” Not, “Have her sucking her tits.” Not, “Glaze her tits.”
Nude. Standing. Head-to-toe.
Very simple. In fact, I’m sure a lot of guys wouldn’t have minded if Katie had taken her shoes off for this shot.
Do guys jack to this photo? Some do. But there’s something else going on: Guys want to see what the girl looks like. They want to see who they’re jacking to.
Sometimes, we can be very basic creatures, and I mean that in a good way.
You’re at the beach or pool this 4th of July Weekend. Rachel Raxxx walks by wearing this bikini. Do your balls explode on the spot?
Do I have to remind you that she’s only 18 years old?
Do I have to remind you that she also fucks on-camera?
Rachel Raxxx, new solo photos and video, Monday at SCORELAND. There’ll be some fireworks, that’s for sure.
Posted by Dave on Jun 15, 2016 in Cummin Soon, Deep Inside Scoreland, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers
There’s more of Marie inside SCORELAND.
Today: New Dolly Fox.
Thursday: Sheridan Love poolside in a bikini.
Friday: Natural newcomer Suzie fucks.
By the way, if you think jacking to Marie’s Blog photo is fun, jacking to her photos in SCORELAND is much better. The girl has a really nice pussy and she loves to show it.
Problem is, if everybody tried to dive into this little pool with Janet Jade, there’d be serious havoc. But there’s always havoc when Janet is flashing her huge naturals.
I have to admit to a little bias here. Janet is one of my favorite models ever. She’s definitely in my top 10, maybe my top five, and I’m not just talking naturals.
Anyway, have a great holiday weekend. Memorial Day Weekend marks the unofficial start of summer in the U.S. That means girls with big tits can officially start wearing bikinis, white tank tops and other cleavage-revealing outfits without getting arrested by the fashion police.
There was a famous episode of Seinfeld in which George went to a party–or maybe it was a funeral–and was accused of double-dipping: sticking his potato chip in the dip, taking a bite then dipping the same chip into the dip again.
Would anyone object if 2015 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year Alexya double-dipped her big hangers into that pool?
This is one of my favorite photos ever. I used to think Nicole Peters had the greatest hangers ever, but Alexya is right up there with her. Or down with her. You know, hanging down.
Alexya returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. She starts out wearing a one-piece bathing suit, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a girl look so good in a one-piece. Or, come to think of it, out of one.
Saturday at SCORELAND, newcomer Lila Payne packs her JJ-cup naturals into a granny bathing suit and makes it look better than any dental floss monokini I’ve ever seen. A reader recently wrote, “Please show the girls in tight T-shirts, huge bras that fit them, bathing suits that are the right size and not ridiculous postage stamp bikinis. It is not necessary with your goddesses to outfit them in ridiculously ill-fitting, tiny outfits in order to make them seem bigger.” That’s the kind of bathing suit Lila is wearing in this photo set and video.
Sunday, super-packed, super-stacked natural Micky Bells does housework. This reminds me of the scene a long time ago when Diane Poppos was videotaped by her then-husband while doing housework.
Shine your knob while Micky shines a mirror.
Dive into Lila’s plush cleavage.
Watch a basketball playoff game. Jack during timeouts. Watch a soccer game. Jack while waiting for someone to score a goal. Watch a baseball game. Jack between innings.
This WEEKEND, Micky and Lila are here to make you happy even if your favorite team loses.
Posted by Dave on Dec 18, 2015 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, girl-girls, Interviews, New at Scoreland, newcomers, swimsuits, The Life of an Editor
“I love Katie’s big boobs,” Danniella Levy said.
“Danni’s body is perfect,” Katie Thornton said.
When British birds Katie and Danniella visited the SCORE studio last month, we couldn’t resist the opportunity to take them to the pool for an outdoor girl-girl shoot.
And that shoot goes live today at SCORELAND. Photos and videos. Katie and Danniella had never met until we brought them together, but they became fast friends.
It’s Danniella’s weekend at SCORELAND. A new SCOREtv goes live Sunday, and Danniella’s one of the stars. This all-big-boobs edition also features Allie Pearson, Claudia Marie, Kate Marie and newcomer Holly Wood (officially debuting this Tuesday). Allie demonstrates how much stuff she can fit in her cleavage (a lot!). Kate demonstrates her tit-fucking technique. Holly takes us behind the scenes at the famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada. And Claudia’s her usual vivacious self. I sit there and gawk.
To say Katie Thornton and Danniella Levy got along famously when they met for the first time in Miami last week could be the understatement of the century.
Katie loved Danniella. Danniella, a newcomer to SCORELAND (she’ll debut December 3), loved Katie. They’re both from the UK. They both have huge tits. They enjoyed playing with each other.
We took them to the pool. I mean, isn’t that what you do with babes like these?
You’ll actually have the chance to see some video outtakes from this shoot when SCOREtv Episode 3 goes live this Sunday. Also featured: Sheridan Love, Allie Pearson and Claudia Kealoha.
It has come to my attention that winter weather has arrived in many parts of the world. This oughta warm you up.
This is Sheridan Love Month at SCORELAND. On Thursday, May 14, we’ll get to see Sheridan’s first on-camera fuck photos and video. Then we’ll get to watch her fuck again on the following two Thursdays.
But today. Sheridan is in a monokini. She jumps into the water. That’s so she can get wet. But Sheridan is always wet.
Anyway, think of today’s solo photo and video posting as foreplay. It’ll get you ready for what’s to come. And cum.