The headline in today’s New York Post definitely caught my eye: “Staring at women’s breasts is just one of six easy ways men can live longer.”
Turns out having lots of sex is another of those six ways.
Okay, when someone tells me to exercise two hours a day and not eat French fries, my mind glazes over.
But staring at tits and having a lot of sex? I can do that.
The article linked to another article in Medical Daily that stated, “Previously, it’s been reported men who stare at women’s breasts tend to live longer, but this has been debunked. However, Men’s Health provided a scientific explanation for why ogling at breasts could boost longevity for men.
“They explained staring at breasts or looking at cute animals benefit a man’s health by creating a positive mindset. Pleasant emotions can help both men and women make better decisions about their health.”
Basically, doing anything that feels good will make you live longer? Okay. And staring at tits is one of those ways?
1. If this is true, I’m going to live forever.
2. I knew we were doing a public service at SCORELAND, but I didn’t know how much of a public service.
Live longer. Check out your favorite racks today at SCORELAND.
Anatomy award winner Roxi Red is a woman of many talents and skills, as seen at SCORELAND since her debut. It’s always been one-on-one for Roxi…until now!
Those two fuckin’ guys Tony and Jimmy have moved into a house. It’s perfectly clean, but Jimmy calls The Greatest Maid Service In The World because he feels the house needs a woman’s touch.
The real reason is that he needs a woman’s touch on his junk. Tony doesn’t see the need for a cleaner until they see Roxi walk to their front door. Then they go into shock.
Whoever said that more than a mouthful is a waste never saw Roxi. The guys will need to call another maid to clean off the mess she inspires them to make. Roxi is more powerful than Viagra.
He’s pulsating alright. What boob-loving guy wouldn’t be when his face is being smothered by Roxi Red‘s incredible K-cup naturals? In today’s scene at SCORELAND, Roxi’s air conditioner has broken down, so she calls the repairman. It’s JMac! Things really heat up when he gets an eyeful of Roxi’s rack.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, British babe Tia Clegg returns. Then comes the weekend, which features new Holly Wood XXX and new photos and video of natural newcomer Codi Vore.
Seen any busty weather girls lately?
Posted by Elliot James on Dec 8, 2016 in Hardcore XXX
A while ago, K.D. wrote, “There is no such thing as too much Roxi Red. I would be okay with Roxi appearing every month. I never get tired of looking at her boobs.”
I thought about K.D.’s point. He presents a good case because Roxi is the kind of super-stacked Amazon who’s beyond difficult to find.
Roxi has the boobs that made Minnesota famous. If you’ve got the time, she has the breasts. In Friday’s scene at SCORELAND, when she brings over a beer for Jimmy, he’s not interested. I should hope not! There are better things to suck on than a bottle of beer.
When you say Roxi Red, you’ve said it all.
I’m here to tell you that in the future, Roxi will be considered one of the greatest of all busty legends.
Posted by Elliot James on Aug 12, 2016 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, Tit Tricks, Tits in Tight Tops
SCORELAND Guys have asked the past few years about seeing champion of cleavage Roxi Red getting boned by JMac. Roxi’s done the deed with other TSG studs but not JMac. The timing has finally worked out and now they’re paired off and ready for action this weekend. It’s fuck at first sight.
JMac calls Roxi’s tits “fuckin’ glorious!” Roxi looks amused. She’s used to the shocked expression on every guy’s face. She explains how she likes her boobs handled and played with. JMac admits Roxi’s got the biggest tits he’s ever touched. They wobble in his palms.
They move over to a table with a scale and a measuring tape. After Roxi is measured and her tits weighed, they’re ready to try each other out for size in a royal rumble!
I really like it. Karen Fisher, one of my favorite SCORE Girls, is a brickhouse. She’s a big blonde with big tits, lots of curves and a broad ass. This photo really shows the bottom spread she has. It’s not really any ass shot. It’s more of a, “This girl is a brickhouse” shot.
By the way, Karen is proof that not all of my favorite SCORE Girls are mega-busty. Oh, sure, Karen is much more stacked than the average woman, but there’s more to her than that. She’s surprising. She seems so innocent and all-American, but then you find out that she used to sell her breast milk online. She can barely watch a video of herself fucking, and then she can’t stop watching. She’s the kind of girl you can bring home to meet the parents, but what if Mom finds out what your girlfriend does? Would she be okay with that?
One of the bustiest women in the world, Roxi Red sees a peeper through the glass door as she’s sitting on the couch, but she doesn’t jump up.
Instead of calling 911 and yelling at the top of her strong lungs, Roxi looks bemused as the dude peers through the glass.
There’s a reason Roxi doesn’t make the call. But first she has to tease him, like a booth girl in one of those old-fashioned peep-show arcades, like Show World in New York City.
Starts today at SCORELAND, home of the whoppers!
Posted by Dave on Jul 7, 2016 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland
This rack belongs to a girl who:
1. Shockingly, has never done hardcore. I’d be surprised if she didn’t take the leap.
2. Is married to a SCORE reader.
3. Returns today at SCORELAND.
I love the tits. I also love the long nails. Long nails are so underrated and under-appreciated. Or maybe they’re not. There’s something about the combination of big, fake tits and long fingernails that gets me going. When a girl keeps her fingernails long and polished, she’s sending the message that she wants to caress your balls. Isn’t she?
Tomorrow at SCORELAND: New Roxi Red hardcore. Meanwhile, we’re all keeping our fingers crossed about the return of a very special SCORE Girl to our studio. One of the greats.
Tarzan is not a bra fitter. He’s more of a pipe fitter, if you get my drift.
We pitilessly threw him into the role and gave him a tape and the incredible Roxi Red to measure. This is like strapping a new Cessna pilot into the commander’s chair of the space shuttle. Roxie blew his mind and then his pipe.
Roxi shocks professional bra fitters with 30 years of experience. One of the world’s biggest natural mammary marvels, Roxi knows that countless breast-men want to get their mitts on her tits. Her cleavage engulfs any skin bus that drives through it.
After the measuring comes the pleasuring. See it today!
I’m not saying that male bra fitters have the opportunity to bone their customers. I don’t want to piss off the Bra Fitting Specialists’ union. But this looks like a really good job, even though it only pays around $7 an hour.
We are living in a golden age of huge, natural tits. Just a few days ago, we saw Micky Bells in the bra shot of the century.
Now, here’s Roxi Red in the sweater-busting shot of the century. The idea that Micky and Roxi are both roaming the SCORELAND universe at the same time is mindboggling.
Roxi returns to SCORELAND Thursday with more photos from this set and a video. Amazing.