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Busty Suckers 2

May 21, 2012 by Elliot James

Venera can suck her lollis hands-free. Clever!

I blogged about big-boobed girls sucking on lollipops back in October, 2010.

My position about this issue hasn’t changed.

I wholeheartedly support this habit.

I don’t like models smoking. I don’t think it looks sexy or sophisticated, although my esteemed colleagues Dave and Maria may hold a different viewpoint about this.

Both cigarettes and lollipops fulfill that oral requirement which I guess dates back to the sucking instinct. That is, sucking on nipples.

Last week, Dave blogged about models sucking on fake cocks if they didn’t do boy-girl. I think sucking and licking lollipops is a lot sexier and it’s more natural-looking. It’s also something very sexual that a model can do even in  photos intended for the most mainstream usage. So I’m always surprised we don’t see more of that. I mean, aren’t lollipops an all-American treat?

Christy Marks licks on a lollipop like it's your wiener.

Daylene give her lollipop a lusty cheeks-in suck.

I never see girls sucking on lollipops on TV, for example. I would love to see the local TV weather ladies do the morning reports taking the occasional lick of a lollipop. And we have some really smoking hot (pardon the expression, in this case) female meteorologists on English and Spanish-language television stations in South Florida. They could also use the lollipop to point at the map.

Female TV news anchors could suck on lollipops. The anchors on Fox would look really good doing, this although they might poo-poo the suggestion. What about game show hostesses, like Vanna White on Wheel Of Fortune? Vanna only needs one hand to turn the letters. She could have a free hand to hold the sucker.

Just an idea. I know the ratings would go up.

So lollipops and busty models: pro or con?

A message from the American Hard-On Association

November 16, 2009 by Dave

For me, models smoking is a guilty pleasure. I’m anti-smoking and have dated only one smoker in my life. She had big tits, but the fact that she was a smoker was a big turn-off for me. I have never been a smoker, and it bothers me when people I love smoke. It’s bad for them.

But when a busty (or not-so-busty) model (or a stripper in a club) smokes a cigarette, my dick gets hard instantly. And the smoking blow job? Forget it. She takes a puff of her cigarette, then takes a puff of the cock, and there’s smoke everywhere, and it’s incredibly nasty. In a good way.

I think I know why I feel this way. When I was in my teens and going to high school and middle school, only the bad girls smoked. And since they were doing one thing they weren’t supposed to be doing (smoking), they were probably doing another (fucking). When a girl smokes cigarettes and does porn, she’s doing two things she’s not supposed to be doing. And I like that.

This week’s poll asks for your opinion about models smoking in photo sets and videos. You can guess how I voted.

Merilyn is always smokin', but here she's really smoking!

Merilyn is always smokin', but here she's really smoking!

I thought Ines Cudna was a good girl until our photographer caught her smoking.

I thought Ines Cudna was a good girl until our photographer caught her smoking.

Lucy enjoys a cigarette before sucking cock.

Lucy enjoys a cigarette before sucking cock.

Rachel Love is smoking hot…and smoking, too!

July 21, 2009 by Dave

So I’m watching the bonus footage from the new XXX feature movie Mamazon, and suddenly my cock is standing at attention because Rachel Love, a hot little blonde with big, natural tits hanging out, is smoking a cigarette while being interviewed. So the next thing I do is run back to the video editing room and ask, “Do we have any more footage of that?” Turns out that we did, and one of the video editors whipped up the following clip. Now, we can get into a very long discussion about the smoking fetish, and I invite you to share your thoughts. Me? I’m anti-smoking but pro-hot-chick-smoking-so-I-can-jack-to-it. And when it comes to smoking, everyone has an opinion. You probably have one already. But can I ask you to do one thing while watching this clip? Listen to your cock.