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Rachel, Roxee and what was going on in Petticoat Junction?

Jimmy finds himself at the junction of Rachel's big naturals.

Rachel Raxxx returns to SCORELAND today to tit-fuck Jimmy and suck and fuck his cock. Jimmy ends up glazing her rack, which is what a tit-man should do when he’s fucking a girl like Rachel.

Of course, not many girls are like Rachel. She’s a teen, she’s a super-stacked natural and she fucks on-camera. I betcha she’s the only girl in her neighborhood who can say that.

Over at XLGirls.com, Canadian brickhouse Roxee Robinson fucks again. She’s Nurse Big Tits, and she has the cure for what ails her patient.

On a slightly related subject, remember that TV show Petticoat Junction from the 1960s?

I actually watched an episode the other day, and I couldn’t believe the sexual innuendos. The show takes place at the Shady Rest Hotel in Petticoat Junction. And the train that passes through is called the Hooterville Cannonball.

Yeah, Hooterville!

The hotel is run by Kate Bradley and her three daughters, Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo.

Busty daughters, I should add. And although the show never says so explicitly, they seem to be fucking passengers who get off the train. If you ask me, the Shady Rest is a brothel and Kate Bradley is the house mother.

The show’s theme song: “Lot of curves, you bet, even more when you get to the junction.”

Yeah, even more. The Bradley girls’ big tits and blow jobs.

It’s amazing the stuff I missed when I was a kid.

 

 

 

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Roxi Red checks JMac for a pulse

Posted by Dave on Feb 1, 2017 in Cummin Soon, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tit Tricks

He’s pulsating alright. What boob-loving guy wouldn’t be when his face is being smothered by Roxi Red‘s incredible K-cup naturals? In today’s scene at SCORELAND, Roxi’s air conditioner has broken down, so she calls the repairman. It’s JMac! Things really heat up when he gets an eyeful of Roxi’s rack.

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, British babe Tia Clegg returns. Then comes the weekend, which features new Holly Wood XXX and new photos and video of natural newcomer Codi Vore.

Seen any busty weather girls lately?

Better Red than dead.

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In Roxi Red’s cleavage, nobody can hear you scream

Peter was planning on just taking a nap.

What a way to go, right? I mean, you gotta go sometime, and this is as good a way as any. Better, actually.

Here, and today at SCORELAND, Roxi Red smothers Peter’s face with her K-cup naturals. He’s perfectly content to lie there until he taps out.

Fortunately, he doesn’t tap out and recovers long enough to fuck Roxi’s cleavage, mouth and pussy.

Also this weekend at SCORELAND: brand-new Wonder from Down Under Lila Payne on Saturday, 2015 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Katie Thornton on Sunday.

Hey, did I just inadvertently leak news?

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There’s no place I’d rather be…

Maserati serves "Breastfest in Bed."

Today at SCORELAND, a Maserati SCOREVideos special doubleheader. Two videos: “Breastfest in Bed” and “Jacking In The Ladies Room.”

There are a lot of ways to go. But is there a better way to go than being smothered by Maserati’s giant naturals?

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Man’s face crushed by boobs

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 8, 2010 in The Life of an Editor
The face-flattening power of super-human boobs.

The face-flattening power of super-human boobs.

The massive weight of Chelsea Charms’ and Colt 45′s tits plopped on my face for over a minute was like experiencing the G-forces a pilot feels on his face or in a pilot-training centrifuge. Every guy has his favorite moments and photos. This is one of mine, from the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair in 2000, in Las Vegas. When they removed their boobs, I could breathe again. It’s true. A guy can be smothered and crushed by tits. Fortunately, I didn’t need the facial reconstruction services of Drs. Christian Troy and Sean McNamara from Nip/Tuck. I only wish the event had been captured on video. I still remember the feel of their boob skin. I wonder what the world’s record is for being boob-headed.

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