Posted by Elliot James on Oct 23, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland
In today’s SCORELAND episode of Big Boob Finishing School, Headmistress Michelle Bond, the author of “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men,” requests a volunteer to demonstrate what a girl should do when her man comes home from work beat-up and stressed. Valory Irene volunteers! One of those things she does is a nice, soothing massage to rub out the problems and stresses of the day. Click here to see the trailer. And see what happens after-hours. Click here.
Posted by Elliot James on Sep 30, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Cummin Soon, DVD, eBoobStore.com, Men's Products, New at Scoreland
First time at SCORELAND…When Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor receive an invitation in the mail from the headmistress of the Big Boob Finishing School, Michelle Bond, they are intrigued.
They travel to Michelle’s historic villa to learn her secrets about attracting and holding on to a guy. A spectacular cast of international hotties star in this SCORE feature film shot completely on-location in scenic Portugal.
If you loved On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa Del Sol and other SCORE feature movies, you’ll love Big Boob Finishing School.
Posted by Elliot James on Jul 21, 2013 in Tit Tricks
Boobs. Many glorious, fun things can be done with them besides feeding brats.
The question: why do tit-men love to see girls play with their own tits? Lick them. Suck them. Stack them. Jiggle them. And a whole lot more. Hours of amusement and pleasure.
One answer: tit-men love to lick, suck and handle boobs so it gives them pleasure to see a girl enjoying her own tits. So who needs Nintendo?
Here’s a selection of my favorite photos of ten hooter-heavy hotties savoring their assets for mutual enjoyment. Many more are inside the Hallowed Halls of Hooters that are known as SCORELAND.
I’ve only found one shot of a model flipping the bird, and it was a candid picture of Sophie Mae. I don’t know what Sophie’s belly dancing hand gestures mean in this photo and I couldn’t find out. Maybe Sophie will read this Blog and tell us. Or maybe there is no special meaning to them.
Sarah Rae’s hand signs are much better known. The heart sign means “I love you.” The circle means A-Okay.
Hitomi likes to make that V sign with palms out. Besides victory, it also means peace and love. According to Wikipedia, in Asia it means an “indication of cuteness when being photographed.” Hitomi makes that hand sign a lot in her photos. Sometimes I’ll see a photo of a girl doing the V sign with her palm inward and her tongue between her fingers. I know what that means. I’d like to see some SCORE and Voluptuous Girls make that sign.
Slone Ryder’s hand sign is self-explanatory.
Joanna Lake gave us a parting hand sign at the end of her pictorial.
If I had to choose SCORE Girls with traffic-stopping legs, this Blog would be 100 pages long. So for now, here are four hotties with luscious, curvy legs that go on forever.
Usually the emphasis is not on their legs in photos or videos, but there are exceptions.
There’s a bad pick-up line that goes, “Are your legs tired? Because they’ve been running through my mind all day.” But I get what the originator of this line meant.
Sophie Mae is a trained dancer and dancing instructor. Years of dance training have paid off. She has world-class pins.
“I don’t like big clothes,” said Venera, another gam goddess. “I like clothes that are tight and show off my body. I might wear a tight skirt or shorts.” Granny dresses and Birkenstocks are not for Venera, for which I give heavy thanks.
“I love wearing heels,” says Beverly Paige. “I will wear heels for a man if I am cooking him breakfast. I will wear them for him. I think that anything that makes you feel sexy is okay. If you wake up in the morning and you look like shit, you are going to feel like shit. So, when I wear heels, it makes my legs look nice, my ass look good and it helps me to radiate confidence.”
And then there is Siri, covergirl of the Spring 2013 Leg Sex magazine. Siri is trained in karate, and that’s great exercise for the legs. Yet I’ve read only one comment about her shapely legs, and that surprises me. Ain’t that a kick in the head?
When we leave the office for lunch, we rarely if ever see the combination of outstanding racks and super-sexy legs, and we’re in South Florida where lots of clothing is rare all year long and bare legs rule. It’s reminder of just how rare SCOREGirls are.
Posted by Dave on Oct 20, 2012 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, Letters and comments, Uncategorized
S.M. of Baltimore, Maryland, one of the most-prolific writers to SCORE (made even more-impressive by the fact that he hand-writes and mails his letters using envelopes and postage stamps), sent along his list of the top 10 most-exotic SCORE Girls of all-time. I thought you might like to have a look at it on this Autumn Saturday.
My response to S.M.: Interesting list, but where’s Exotica?
1. Luma. The most exotically beautiful. Like Sharday, no penetration shots, boy-girl or videos, but still…
2. Bea Flora. Exotic in a mysterious way. Everything from facial expressions to her body language.
3. Sophie Mae. Her physique alone is exotic but also her air of mystery. Her eyes are also exotic-looking.
4. Shione Cooper. Shione is both facially exotic and sexually exotic in a teasing way.
5. Chloe Vevrier and Linsey Dawn McKenzie (tie). Chloe is the most-exotic German model. Linsey is the most-exotic British model.
6. Paola Rios. Paola’s subtle expressions show it also, but she also has one of the best exotic body frames, too.
7. Hitomi. Best exotic Asian model. Sorry Minka, Jade Feng and Lena Li.
8. Kiko Lee. Not surprise that Kiko is an exotic dancer. She’s exotically sophisticated.
9. Tiffany Towers. One of the most laid back in her approach but gives off an exotic vibe.
10. Cynthia Romero. Not only cute and pretty but her innocence and shyness have exotic appeal.
By the way, S.M., that’s 11, not 10. But thanks for sharing and keep writing.
I was never fortunate enough to actually live next door to a girl-next-door who could have been a V-Girl-next-door. Now that I think about it, I was never fortunate enough to live next door to an exotic dancer or a porn star, either. I was a deprived youth, one of the 47-percenters who thought he was entitled to live next door to a girl-next-door. Someone has to live next door to these mythical beings called girls-next-door, but it was never me. But let’s not talk about me. Let’s talk about them.
Because it’s all about them.
The girl-next-door, or GND as I call them. What are her qualities? It depends on what your definition is, and that’s different for every guy.
She’s good-natured. Wholesome-looking. Pretty. Has a down-to-earth personality. Goes easy on the make-up. Friendly. Smiles a lot. Straightfoward and honest. Great physical sex appeal. Doesn’t look blinged out and bleary eyed from clubbing all night. Doesn’t use dirty words when she speaks except (maybe) when she’s fucking. Dresses casually, often in tank tops and shorts. Not impressed by status or money. Doesn’t have two-dozen tattoos on her back and limbs. She might have a tongue or navel piercing or both since this ain’t 1965 anymore. And–do I need to mention this?–she has big, usually natural, tits.
Which leads me to the girls in our latest DVD V-Girls Next Door. My fellow peeps who worked on this DVD picked the right covergirl in the right photo. Michelle Bond is the prototype for New Millenium British girls-next-door.
Including Michelle, there are a dozen V-Girls in this two-disc set that runs over three hours.
And no hinky guys in sight.
Play the trailer in eBoobStore and see what I mean.
Posted by Elliot James on Oct 12, 2012 in Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops
Jasmine Shiraz appears this weekend in a video (today) and photo set (Friday) at SCORELAND wearing a belly dancing costume decorated with coins. She’s the first SCORE model born in Iran, so you could say Jasmine was born to wear it. (Any kind of dancing has been banned in Iran since the Islamic Revolution in 1979. It’s the people’s loss. No jiggles and giggles for them.)
I am breast-struck by the way Jasmine’s 34Fs overwhelmed the sides of her top. It was a new experience for Jersey Girl Jasmine who plays golf and volleyball and usually stretches tank tops when she’s not wearing business attire.
We don’t have a lot of belly dancer action at SCORELAND, but some unforgettable babes have worn the veils. If clothes make the girl, costumes like this can be transformative. Belly dancers are the original exotic dancers.
Ariana was the first girl from Afghanistan to model for SCORE. She put guys in a trance on the Boob Cruise in 2000. I saw that firsthand.
Sophie Mae is a real dance instructor and an expert in the fine art of belly dancing. She taught Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Arianna Sinn some basic hip swivels during the making of Big Boob Finishing School.
Dominno looked like she’d stepped out of a Beirut night club. She’s got the slinky, sexy body of a belly dancer.
And even Southern country gal Autumn-Jade got in on it.
Although we never photographed her in one of her costumes, Sofia Staks has been a trained belly dancer since she was 16 . Her instructors were all famous Egyptian belly dancers, and she designs and sews her own costumes.
When Jasmine first saw the girls on SCORELAND, she said, “I can do that. I wanna do that. I can be one of your girls. That’s what I said.”
And the Boob Brotherhood is glad Jasmine said that.
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Posted by Dave on Aug 18, 2012 in Boobs in the News, DVD, New DVD Releases, Other SCORE Group websites
So, when something is so popular, what do you do? You rush out a third volume, right? Well, in this case, wrong. Vol. 2 was released in 1996. That’s right, 1996. And, in all honesty, I never thought we’d see Vol. 3. But, now, finally, it’s here.
The Greatest Big-Bust DVD Ever, Vol. 3, truly reflects how much things have changed since 1996. For one, notice the name: “DVD” not “Video.” Second, the first two editions were packed with mega-slim ‘n’ stacked babes from the 1990s. This one is all-natural. That’s right. Not a drop of silicone to be found.
Of course, the lineup is spectacular. Take a deep breath: Hitomi, Karina Hart, Siri, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Elaina Gregory, Sophie Mae, Kali West, Jenna Valentine, Gya Roberts, Maggie Green, Michelle Bond, Eden Mor, Cherry Brady, Melissa Manning…okay, I’m going to stop listing them all. I’m just going to give you the numbers:
48 girls. Four discs. 14 hours.
$49.95 at eBoobStore.com. Don’t wait for Vol. 4. At this rate, it won’t be released until 2026.
Today was a scorcher here at SCORELAND HQ. The weather was somewhere around 91 degrees and the sun was unforgiving. As I made my way back from lunch I made a silent plea for rain to ease the heat emanating from the asphalt and I wished that I could be naked in some ice cold pool somewhere.
And that’s when I thought that I should probably be thankful for the heat. You know…because if I wanted to swim naked, imagine how many other women were thinking the same thing.
With the weather getting hotter and hotter it is easy to lose focus on the silver lining of the long, hot days of summer…
Yes, the temperature might be going up, but then again, so are these ladies’ tops. All around the world, the record-breaking heat is causing women to strip down to barely anything and/or put on the skimpiest little outfits imaginable.
And that is a good thing. In fact, it’s a great thing.
In the winter, we all complain about the lack of skin we see on a day to day basis. Well, the summer is here and so is the significant amount of breast flesh.
So if the heat has got you a little hot under the collar, crack open a cold one and check out these ladies who should get you a little hot in the pants if ya’ know whaddamean.
Stay cool, fellas!