Tag Archive: Sophie Mae

Boob Bloopers 6: Invasion of the bloopers

August 3, 2012 by Elliot James

The candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers returns, selected from SCORE‘s hooter haul of tittillicious tatas, magnificent mounds, naughty norks, boobalicious bristols, bouncing bumpers and jumping jubblies. SCORE Girls do the funniest things.

Sophie is always ready to lend a hand.

Give Terry a pair of big balls and she's happy.

Maxi Mounds is always in search of new experiences.

Kaylee O'Toole enjoys good sax.

Merilyn needs her coffee first thing in the AM.

Janet Jade gets an approval.

Tits…IN YOUR FACE!

April 23, 2012 by Maria

Ah, the closeup shot of big tits…is there anything fucking better?

I mean, when you see a big pair of tits in the distance, isn’t your first thought, “Damn, I wish those big tits were in my face right now!”?

When you’re at a strip club and one of the dancers has a nice rack, don’t you want her to come over to you and slap those tits all over your face?

When a chick is riding your rod, isn’t it awesome when she leans forward and puts those tits right in your face?

Even as a baby…you wanted tits in your face.

Wanting tits in your face is an innate need. It’s a primal thing. It’s science, people.

That’s why today, on this ordinary Monday, I am going to put a lot of tits in your face. Because Mondays need more tits. And your face needs tits all up in it.

Click the pics to enlarge them and please, enjoy these tits…IN YOUR FACE.

xoxox,

Maria

 

Bigger cleavage, more confidence! This is a news alert?

April 8, 2012 by Elliot James

A team at Manchester University led by Professor Geoff Beattie is trying to scientifically prove that a woman’s self-confidence increases when she wears a cleavage-boosting brassiere. Hell, I’ve been telling girls that for years.

The scientists claim that they’ve established this connection. I’m all for studies like this in the name of boobology. I’m sure those scientists couldn’t wait to get their hands on the data.

This is what they did at the university:

They shot 60 videos of women from 20 to 55 years old in three different everyday interactions.

The videos of the women wearing push-up bras were compared to videos of them wearing their own bras.

Professor Beattie and crew studied what they call the three key “micro-behaviors” associated with confidence and observed how many times they happened.

The three micro-behaviors they looked for were smiling (good), breaking eye contact (bad) and “self-comforting hand movements” such as stroking the chin (bad).

The push-up bra results:

Smiling increased by 73% when the women were wearing a push-up bra.

Breaking eye contact, a negative behavior, decreased by 41%.

Self-comforting hand movements, a sign of low self-confidence, decreased by 64%.

Summing up, the scientists claim that women with more prominent cleavage were more likely to maintain eye contact and show more self-confidence in public.

Still, I have to wonder about this study. It was commissioned by Gossard. The lingerie company is releasing a new push-up bra called “The Super Egoboost.”

They could have just come over to the SCORE building, and we would have answered all of their questions.

One sure result of more women wearing push-up bras would be 75 to 100% more guys smiling.

Is it true that Sophie Mae has no self-confidence problems since she started wearing push-up bras?

 

Gift yourself the gift of deep-cleavaged hotties

December 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.

4 discs.

36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.

704 minutes total running time.

It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.

But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.

Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.

Some holiday cheer?

Some holiday cheer?

Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.

Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”

Keep scoring, my friends.

Shower Pics: The Cleanest, Dirtiest Photos Ever

November 26, 2011 by Maria

We have talked to you guys about the benefits of wet T-shirts.

We have discussed how you get a SCORE girl wet.

And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.

There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)

And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.

And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.

Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.

So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.

So wet, so good.

xoxo

Maria

Rhymes with T&A

October 8, 2011 by Elliot James
Sophie has it all.

Sophie has it all.

And that would be Sophie Mae, the beautiful, blonde Czech with an incredible bod and 34F-cups that just won’t quit. Great smile, bright, wide doe-eyes. Sexy ass, legs and feet.

This pictorial from the October ’11 SCORE, which is beginning its run at SCORELAND, appears today.

Sophie has done quite a few pictorials that have turned me into a glassy-eyed idiot since that first road trip our staff made to Prague in the Spring of 2009. I don’t know if this is my favorite Sophie photo shoot, but it’s close to being the one. There’s something about her in this. I can’t explain it. Some things are not always understood, and maybe it’s better that way. Seeing her and Romania’s Arianna Sinn eat a banana in a scene from Big-Boob Finishing School in the July ’11 Voluptuous was an uplifting experience, too.

If you’ve seen Sophie’s candid videos on the Blog and in SCORELAND‘s “Behind The Scenes Theater,” you’ve seen her charm, intelligence and personality in action. Her English is very good, too. I love her voice. I’m sorry she doesn’t live in America.

I think Sophie’s underrated. She needs more praise and recognition.

Oddly enough, Sophie says the guys back home in the Czech Republic are not the ones giving her the eye when they pass by her in public. It’s the women, who shoot her mean, nasty looks. Boob prejudice in the Czech Republic. I never would have guessed it.

The most-photogenic SCORE naturals ever? How about all of them!

October 7, 2011 by Dave
Aileen Ghettman did not make S.M.'s list of the most-photogenic SCORE Girls, but she could have. Says who? Says me. This photo is part of a very nice set of Aileen that can be viewed at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.

Aileen Ghettman did not make S.M.'s list of the most-photogenic SCORE Girls, but she could have. Says who? Says me. This photo is part of a very nice set of Aileen that can be viewed at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.

S.M., a regular contributor to “Scorecard,” from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “Here’s my Top 25 of your most-photogenic naturals ever. 1. Linsey Dawn McKenzie; 2. Merilyn Sakova; 3. Sharday; 4. Ashley Sage Ellison; 5. Karina Hart; 6. Nicole Peters; 7. Bea Flora; 8. Brianna Costello; 9. Kelly Kay; 10. Natalie Fiore; 11. Taylor Steele; 12. Arianna Sinn; 13. Kerry Marie; 14. Shione Cooper; 15. Sophie Mae; 16. Terry Nova; 17. Chloe Vevrier; 18. Anna Song; 19. Luma; 20. Rhonda Baxter; 21. Via Paxton; 22. Kaytee Carter; 23. Miosotis; 24. Carrie Lynn; and 25. Dawn Stone.”

Got that?

S.M. continues, “Let’s start with the definition of photogenic, according to the dictionary: ‘attractive as a subject for photography.’ I’d say the women above would fit that description, wouldn’t you? Linsey came in at No. 1, which should not be a shocker. She was a borderline celebrity. She was the porn version of Judy Garland, the brunette Marilyn Monroe, the British Jenna Jameson… you name it! I have selected the models for various reasons, some for being very personable, for sensuality, for attractiveness and, most importantly, for smoldering sexuality. Smoldering sexuality lets me know that the model might actually be aroused, which means she’s into what she’s doing or is at least acting like she is, so it’s the thought that counts. Terry Nova, Shione Cooper, Natalie Fiore and Chloe Vevrier specialize in this category.”

“Karina, Brianna and Taylor are the most personable models. They never stop smiling!”

“The most-sensuous models consist of Kelly Kay, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Merilyn Sakova, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone. And then you have your hardcore vixens such as Christy Marks and Shione Cooper, who are photogenic when solo.”

Thanks for the list, S.M. But, to tell you the truth, I thought all of our models were photogenic.

Candid Boob Camera

October 1, 2011 by Elliot James

In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”

Check out the just-released Fall DVD catalog in PDF.

Movies that tit-loving guys should own

August 31, 2011 by Elliot James
Big Boob Finishing School. Where the elite meet.

Big Boob Finishing School. Where the elite meet.

If Big-Boob Finishing School did not exist, we would be forced to create it as a public service for girls who want to become better girlfriends.

At this critically acclaimed center for advancement in the science and art of man-pleasing, Michelle Bond is the knowledgeable head mistress.

In fact, Miss Bond wrote the best selling book, The Ultimate Guide For Pleasing Men, featured in this film.

Our camera crew traveled to Miss Bond’s posh estate in Portugal, where she allowed us to film her stacked students–Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor–during actual classes as they learned the step-by-step techniques of making a guy feel like a king.

This is a DVD for every man with big boobs on his brain 24-7 and one he can even watch with his girlfriend, wife or friend with benefits.

The courses taught include:

1) How girls should dress to please a guy.

2) How a girl can be a porn star in her own bedroom.

3) The art of oily massage.

4) How to give the perfect lap dance.

5) How a guy should be woken up in the morning.

And much more plus lots of behind-the-scenes extras.

Check out the trailer and get your copy of Big-Boob Finishing School today at eBoobStore.com.

Arianna & Sophie: pleased to please you.

June 18, 2011 by Elliot James
July '11 Voluptuous now showing on SCORELAND.

July '11 Voluptuous now showing on SCORELAND.

Here’s a rare pair of two delightful faves at SCORELAND, Arianna Sinn and Sophie Mae. Adorable and jiggly. Arianna’s tits look especially gigantic. In the past, kings have gone to war over beauties like them. In the present, politicians feel the urge to email girls like this their underwear photos. Cultural differences and nationalities carry no weight here as Arianna and Sophie cuddle up in bed for a two-girl slumber party to study the popular self-help book, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.” When they get to Chapter 2, “The Mind-Pussy Connection,” they decide to practice. Practice makes perfect. This pictorial posts tomorrow at SCORELAND.