Posted by Elliot James on Jul 18, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland, Poll
If one picture is worth a thousand words, writers would be writing captions only.
And if one pic is worth a thousand words, how many words is a video clip worth?
While pondering these Zen-like statements, please also ponder the amazing sight of Kentucky kutee Stephanie Stalls as she shuts off her brakes and goes for total wildness with two eager fellows.
Stephanie’s huge, 40 inch, 34F tits will also weigh heavily upon your mind as you ponder this subject.
As Dave wrote last week about seeing a girl get double penetrated, there are good things (wild and crazy sex) and bad things (way too much guy-ass).
Only a tiny handful of SCORE Girls have done DP in 20 years.
In a poll currently on the SCORELAND home page, only 31% like to see DPs while 36% would rather see two-girl/one-guy threesomes.
The only SCORE Girl I’ve ever met who absolutely loves double-penetration was Annina. “Me riding the man who is in my ass reverse-cowgirl and the other man in my pussy, or with me on all fours riding one man while the other is in my ass,” Annina told me when I asked her which positions she prefers.
Look out for those couch burns.
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Gya Roberts debuted on SCORELAND on July 17, almost a year ago. Can you believe that?
When I first saw Gya’s photos, I thought she would look incredible wearing a traditional European barmaid’s dress. In Germany, it’s called a “dirndl.” Wasn’t Gya born to wear one and hoist a few steins of old-world beer? I think so. Those are some big, heavy steins there! I’ve yet to see a photo or video of an Oktoberfest beermaid this well-mounded. Our photo team had the pleasure of seeing Gya again on a recent road trip to Europe.
See this new pictorial today at SCORELAND and get boob drunk.
Gya loves dressing to excite. That is her philosophy about clothes shopping. She’s my kind of woman.
“When I shop, I like to go into stores that do not carry my size and then try on smaller sizes,” Gya said. “I love when the women at the store tell me that something is too small for me and that I am showing off too much of my body. That just makes me determined to wear it even more. I am not ashamed of my body, so if something is small and hugs my curves, I like it. I like things to fit tight. I think that clothes should be like my second skin.”
When are ya coming to America, Gya?
And happy upcoming birthday to Dallas Dixon, Stephanie Stalls, Colt 45, Hitomi and Claudia Kealoha.
Posted by Dave on Jul 13, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, Deep Inside Scoreland, DVD, Other SCORE Group websites
Today, I’m going to talk to you about DP. You know, double penetration. Totally stuffed. A cock in her pussy and a cock in her ass at the same time. Double dicking.
If you haven’t noticed, there isn’t a lot of that at SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com There’s some, but not much. Daphne Rosen gets DP’d in Boob Science (the scene is at SCOREVideos.com; the photos are at SCORELAND). Jasmine Black gets a cock in her ass and another in her pussy at the same time in Busty Riding Academy (this scene is at SCOREVideos.com). Holly Halston gets double-stuffed in My Wife, Your Meat (also at SCORELAND). And, off the top of my head, that’s it.
There’s a reason we’ve filmed so few DP scenes with SCORE Girls (although many of them were perfectly willing to enjoy a double-dicking if we had asked). Here at The SCORE Group, we’re boob focused, and when a girl is getting her pussy and ass drilled at the same time, it goes without saying that the focus is going to move away from her chest. Second, we’re well aware (because we’ve heard it so many times from so many members and readers) that a lot of you don’t want to see “too much guy.” Well, when the camera closes in for the hot stuff in a DP scene, there’s a LOT of guy. Hanging balls. Cocks. Man ass. All the stuff many of you have said you don’t want to see. In a DP scene, it’s unavoidable, which is why when we’ve filmed three-way anal scenes with two studs, the guys usually take turns on the girl’s ass rather than filling her pussy and ass at the same time.
I’m bringing this up because next week at SCORELAND, we’re going to present a rare DP scene, and it’s a good one because Stephanie Stalls will be the recipient. Yep, the short ‘n’ super-stacked house dancer from Kentucky is going to have her pussy and asshole filled with meat at the same time, and our cameras will be zooming in to capture all the details.
Are you looking forward to that?
Do you like DP scenes?
Would you like to see more of them?
Or do you think SCORELAND should be a no-DP zone?
Let us know because if you’re all-in on DP, then…well, you can finish this sentence yourself.
Posted by Dave on Apr 18, 2012 in Digital Magazines, Other SCORE Group websites, The Life of an Editor
Imagine if the photos in your favorite magazine (that would be SCORE, of course) could move. I’m not talking about those old-time flip books, the ones filled with pictures on pages that you’d flip from front to back real fast to simulate motion (“Those were great,” Elliot James just said). Elliot also just said, “They were going to make porno flip books, then video came along and ruined everything!” Elliot, are you a hundred years old or something?
Anyway, I used to read SCORE and Voluptuous and wonder what it would be like to have video imbedded in the magazine. Then, because that was impossible, we started including DVDs with the newsstand edition of the magazines (and now, we also offer a subscription that includes magazine and bonus DVD). So that was the perfect combination of photos and video.
And now…the even-more-perfect combination of photos and video: the digital edition of the July ’12 issue of SCORE with videos imbedded in the pictorials. For example, you’re digitally flipping through the pictorial of Melissa Manning when you come upon that instantly recognizable video arrow. You click it. And a video starts playing!
Yep, the digital version of the July ’12 issue of SCORE, available for only $8.99 at eBoobStore.com, includes five videos imbedded in the magazine: solos of Charley Green and Melissa, tit-to-tit of Valory Irene and Lana Ivans and XXX boy-girls with Kelly Christiansen and Stephanie Stalls.
“They’re very cool,” Elliot said. He should know. He was around when flip books were hip.
The poll currently running at SCORELAND asks, “Who does the best dirty (or erotic) talking out of this list?” The choices are Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Kerry Marie and Stephanie Stalls.
This is an interesting list that Elliot has compiled. I have to admit, I normally don’t think of nasty fuck talk when I think about Kerry Marie and Kelly Christiansen, but Elliot did add the “erotic” disclaimer. A lot of other girls could have gone on this list, but Elliot wasn’t try to publish a phone book. Several months ago, I pointed out that Gya Roberts said, “I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.” Pretty good stuff. And Sonja Haze, an XLGirls.com newcomer, followed up a torrent of “fucks” with, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!” As sex talk goes, it doesn’t get much nastier than that.
Elizabeth Starr can also unleash the fuck talk, throwing out the filthy words almost non-stop in a XXX video that’s airing at SCORELAND. “Oh, fuck that pussy! Oh, now you’re trying to play with my asshole, aren’t you? You know how to fuck that pussy, don’t you? Fuck that pussy! Hold that ass!”
Damn fine stuff.
Some guys like the “lady in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing. I kinda go for the “whore in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing, but that’s a matter of personal taste. I do like it when a girl who seems shy and demure starts screaming the “F” and “C” (cock, cunt, cum) words like an out-of-control slut. It’s so unexpected.
So, here are my questions for you:
1. Who are your all-time greatest fuck-talkers among SCORE Girls?
2. Do you like when a woman keeps it kind of demure, like, “Oh, fuck my pussy!” or do you like it when she goes all out, as in, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore cunt!”?
3. When you’re having sex in your personal life, do you like when your partner unleashes the fuck talk? If your wife or girlfriend or whatever said, “Slide your big, greasy rod in my needy cunt,” would that turn you on or get you soft? Or does it depend on the situation?
Of course, I ask these questions for research purposes only, but I kindly ask that you answer them…you dirty, sleazy, fuckin’ Blog readers!
NOTE FROM ELLIOT: I apologize for hijacking Dave’s Blog but I have to include a SCOREVideos link to a girl I am convinced has one of the dirtiest mouths of any SCORE model of the last ten years, Dolly, a very underrated brunette from the northeast . Listen to the filth Dolly says in these two clips. Sheer poetry. Pure magic. Total enchantment. The torrent of dirty words is non-stop in the video she did for us. It was a very long video, almost 40 minutes, and she doesn’t stop the fuck talk for a second. The quality of Dolly’s voice is very sexy too. I’d have chosen different clips myself for this sampling but you’ll get the idea. Here’s the link.
Then there’s Dolly Delight, the Brit blonde who recently traveled with the SCORE peeps to Montego Bay, Jamaica. She’s got her nasty rap down very nicely too, in an English accent. Props to her also. I love potty mouthed girls. Click here for this Dolly.
I love pictorials and videos of the girls getting together. They don’t need to even do anything remotely sexual, although it’s nice if they do. Just seeing a couple of girls together in the same space is enough for me. They can just stand there. It could be candid shots or a regular photo shoot. It’s just exciting to see them actually together, either in hot outfits, swimsuits or birthday suits. I’m happy I feel this way after so many years of being a chest nut.
SCORELAND (since 1992) and XLGirls.com (more recently) have specialized in multiple model shoots, the ultimate being the SCORE Boob Cruises that got bigger and bigger every trip.
Here is a tiny sampling of the girl-girl duos at SCORELAND:
Brandy Talore and Angela White. What a pair. They met when we did Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling and Ultimate Cherry. This pictorial appeared in the November 2005 V-mag and is on DVD in Bosom Buddies 6. Brandy had just started doing boy-girls and Angela was six years away from it.
Kerry Marie and Lorna Morgan, two natural-born, all-time greats. Dedicated and motivated. Like Linsey Dawn McKenzie, they quickly became role models to any girls starting out. They were roommates in a villa in Algarve for On Location Portugal.
Angelina Castro and Kerry Christiansen. This is on the set of SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored. No girls are more fun and upbeat than these two. Have you ever heard a model use the word “work” in an interview? A lot of the California porn stars use that word. You won’t hear it from these two.
Leanne Crow and Michelle Bond. They really fill out those bikinis. I envy Englishmen. They get to live in the same country as these girls. This was shot during Leanne’s Stacked Summer.
Kali West and Stephanie Stalls. This is also on the set of SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored. Kali and Stephanie couldn’t be more different in personality and looks…and that’s why I’d love to see them on stage riding the pole and then riding another pole together one day.
There are many more dynamic duos inside SCORELAND. Which are your favorites, past or present?
The poll currently running on the Blog asks, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” Not surprisingly, the No. 1 answer so far is ass at 44%. I say not surprisingly because a letter writer, Jack from Chicago, recently reminded me of the zoologist Desmond Morris, who wrote (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here) that big tits remind men of the globular shape of a woman’s buttocks.
Actually, what Morris said (and I’m quoting from Wikipedia, not exactly the most-reliable source) is that “the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.”
In plain English, what we really want to do is fuck a woman from behind, which we can and sometimes do. But when we fuck her face-to-face, her tits remind us of ass and get us hard. So, it’s not surprising that 44% of you like ass second because in your minds, tits are ass. Or something like that.
But you know what? All of this science is confusing. Do you know why I like big tits? Because they get my cock hard. Do you know why I like a girl’s ass? Because it gets my cock hard. Why do these things get my cock hard? Because I like them. Why do I like them?
Okay, all this thinking is making my cock soft. I don’t want my cock to be soft, so I’m going to log into SCORELAND and check out some big tits. I heard that Stephanie Stalls is fucking this weekend. Leanne Crow is getting her tits out. And that’s all I need to know.
Posted by Elliot James on Oct 21, 2011 in New at Scoreland
Did anyone actually think we would play a fresh Stephanie Stalls interview and strip show this week and then neglect to have her demonstrate even more of her bodacious, rambunctious and randy skills in the art of wood making? Shame on you if you did!
Today at SCORELAND, Stephanie stars in “I’m a Nympho. Case Closed.”
Stephanie and her lawyer are meeting about her divorce settlement. But there’s a problem. She’s been cheating, and her ex-husband has had her followed by private eye Joey Gecko. Stephanie’s lawyer has been given the surveillance photos by her ex’s lawyer. So there’s only one thing for Stephanie to do: convince her skeptical lawyer to convince the judge that Stephanie’s a nymphomaniac and has a cock addiction. Then win that settlement.
Stephanie does it the best way she can. With her blouse-busters, her skilled tongue, her superior suction power and her organ grinder.
Is this why guys become attorneys?
There may be an uptick in law school applications once news of this video gets around.
Posted by Elliot James on Oct 17, 2011 in Behind the Scenes, Interviews, Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland
She hasn’t scored at SCORELAND since the SCOREtv Holiday Edition, SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored and her hot, boy-girl anal video. Be here tomorrow when Stephanie Stalls unholsters her 40″, 34F pistols with magnum force and talks about dancing and stripping in nightclubs around the country. Stephanie shows exactly what she does and then some. Want to know what goes on in those VIP rooms? Miss Stalls gives you big scoops of Southern sweatermeat and tells you where to find her.
Some of Stephanie’s chat reminded me of a story Dave and I did for the October ’08 SCORE, ‘The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing.”
It’s an all new SCORELAND video and a ringside ticket to a private lap dance with huge tits and a wet pussy in your face.
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“It’s hard to hide my boobs,” Stephanie Stalls says. “I like shirts that are tight on my boobs. They have to be tight and they have to show my cleavage. If I’m walking somewhere, guys will whistle at me or say, ‘You’re hot.’ Or they’ll be staring at me, and I’ll wave at them to let them know I saw them. Give them a smile.”
Stephanie has a great philosophy. And she practices her philosophy.
How many times have we seen a busty girl who tries to downplay her boob size or looks annoyed when she sees you checking out her chest? It happens a lot. I’ve lost track and so has Dave. I had a sighting the other day at a Miami mall–a woman seriously putting the hurt on a white T-shirt–and the same thing happened. It’s sad and not just because I thought that she had a lot of potential to actually model for SCORE.
That’s why a boob man has to appreciate Stephanie’s attitude. If they could all be like her, the world would be a better place. At least the big-boobed world.
That’s one of the reasons we’re always happy when Stephanie visits SCORE.
She makes the world a better place for boob men.