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This girl used to be shy. She’s not anymore…not with them pumpkins!

Posted by Dave on Apr 1, 2017 in Confessions, New at Scoreland, newcomers, swimsuits

Princess Pumpkins busts out of that bikini today at SCORELAND.

Apparently, I had this conversation with Princess Pumpkins. The proof is the “Tit Chat” video at SCORELAND, in which I supposedly interviewed Princess. I’m sure it happened, but I have absolutely no memory of anything she said because I was so busy staring at her rack. Guys, I’m talking a 1990s SCORE Boob Cruise rack. So, when I transcribed the following exchange, it was as if I was hearing it for the first time.

SCORELAND: When you were in high school, were you in plays and shows? Were you the outgoing girl?

Princess: No, actually I wasn’t. The only outgoing thing I did in high school was take a CNA training course.

SCORELAND: CNA?

Princess: Certified nursing assistant.

SCORELAND: Another nurse! We get so many busty nurses!

Princess: At least we can take care of you!

SCORELAND: Oh, yeah, you can do that. Were you shy?

Princess: I was very shy. I learned as I got older that I had severe social anxiety, which is why I was really awkward. I was really shy in high school, but that’s completely gone now.

Princess is not shy today at SCORELAND. She destroys a tiny bikini and plays with her giant tits and hairy pussy poolside. Photos and video. Unforgettable.

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Thank god it’s Sunday…British beauty Aurora Rose debuts at SCORELAND

Posted by Dave on Feb 12, 2017 in modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Aurora's bikini almost reveals her areolae.

Aurora Rose, a British beauty who’s living in Los Angeles, California, makes her debut today at SCORELAND. Aurora said she found us while doing a Google search. She saw BeASCOREModel.com and figured she’d give us a try. We’re glad she did.

“I don’t dress to emphasize my breasts,” said Aurora, who dressed to emphasize her big naturals when she visited us. “But I make sure that nothing I wear hides the lovely fullness and roundness of them. I love high-cut dresses and tops that are tight and show off the shape of my boobs.”

Aurora will make her worldwide magazine debut in the July 2017 issue of Voluptuous, but that’s a long way off. Why wait when you can see her today? Photos and videos. Enjoy your Sunday.

 

 

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Codi Vore and why we love stacked girls in bikinis

Codi Vore definitely knows how to pack a bikini.

Beautiful, naturally stacked newcomer Codi Vore returns to SCORELAND today with new photos and a video. She’s wearing a bikini, and that always does it for me. Bikinis, tight tops, sweaters…all that stuff.

Of course, we all love when the girls get their tits out, but I’ve always been big into the prelude, the setup, what the girl’s wearing before she takes off her clothes. I will often watch every second of the first three or four minutes of a XXX scene, the part before they get to the action, then fast-forward and skip through the rest of it. Even to this day, even though I know the setup and setting is almost always a fantasy (except in reality scenes), my mind buys into it. A model who I know isn’t a nurse plays a nurse? Now she’s a nurse. A woman who I know is married plays a divorcee? She’s divorced. So and so is sweet and innocent even though I know how much she loves to fuck? Now she’s sweet and innocent.

But I’m getting off-track. Bikinis…love ‘em. Because, after all, how many times in a year, in your life, do you see a woman like Codi  at the pool or beach, packing a bikini like she is here? There’s a reason the swimsuit issue of SCORE is always one of the most-anticipated and best-selling of any given year, and that’s part of it. Also, of course, it’s the ultimate cleavage show. And these girls look spectacular in bikinis.

The swimsuit issue is almost always in August, and one year, we decided to do it in the October issue. When the August issue came without bikinis, we got tons of letters asking, “Where’s the bikini issue?” or “Don’t tell me you did away with the swimsuit issue!”

I wonder what would happen if we devoted an entire issue to photos of girls in swimsuits, tight tops and sweaters? I wonder how well it would sell. Some guys would scream, “Where the fuck is the nudity?” but a lot of guys would like it. Not that we’re planning on doing this, but it would be interesting.

Codi Vore would definitely be in it.

 

 

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“Pretty 20-year-old with natural H-cups busts out of her bikini. Film at 11.”

Enjoy the view.

It’s always breaking news when a pretty girl with huge naturals comes to SCORELAND. And, actually, the film is at four o’clock EST. That’s the time each day that we update SCORELAND. Saturday at 4 p.m. EST, Milly puts on a poolside bikini show.

Every Milly solo show seems like a countdown to her first boy-girl scene. It’s coming. I promise you. But Milly is going to tease us for a while first.

I’m still having very pleasurable flashbacks about walking into that house in Miami last week and seeing Milly playing with her tits. The girl is a bundle of tits and personality, and she loves modeling. It shows in her photos. I also grabbed a peek at the photos of her boy-girl scene with JMac. I have to say, she did everything a 20-year-old could do to get all of JMac’s cock down her throat. Here’s to youthful enthusiasm!

Here’s to youthful tits…big, firm and natural, riding high on her chest, barely a trace of sag.

 

 

 

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You’re at the beach or pool this 4th of July Weekend. Rachel Raxxx walks by wearing this bikini. Do your balls explode on the spot?

Posted by Dave on Jul 3, 2016 in Cummin Soon, New at Scoreland, newcomers, swimsuits

Mind-boggling.

Do I have to remind you that she’s only 18 years old?

Do I have to remind you that she also fucks on-camera?

Rachel Raxxx, new solo photos and video, Monday at SCORELAND. There’ll be some fireworks, that’s for sure.

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Alexya re-defines “double dipping”

Posted by Dave on Apr 29, 2016 in Awards, Boob Watch, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tit Tricks

Double-dipping, no flipping

There was a famous episode of Seinfeld in which George went to a party–or maybe it was a funeral–and was accused of double-dipping: sticking his potato chip in the dip, taking a bite then dipping the same chip into the dip again.

Would anyone object if 2015 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year Alexya double-dipped her big hangers into that pool?

This is one of my favorite photos ever. I used to think Nicole Peters had the greatest hangers ever, but Alexya is right up there with her. Or down with her. You know, hanging down.

Alexya returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. She starts out wearing a one-piece bathing suit, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a girl look so good in a one-piece. Or, come to think of it, out of one.

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There are weekends at SCORELAND and then there are WEEKENDS at SCORELAND. This is a WEEKEND

Posted by Dave on Apr 16, 2016 in Boob Watch, Letters and comments, newcomers, swimsuits

Lila's tits are so heavy, I'm surprised they're not sinking.

Saturday at SCORELAND, newcomer Lila Payne packs her JJ-cup naturals into a granny bathing suit and makes it look better than any dental floss monokini I’ve ever seen. A reader recently wrote, “Please show the girls in tight T-shirts, huge bras that fit them, bathing suits that are the right size and not ridiculous postage stamp bikinis. It is not necessary with your goddesses to outfit them in ridiculously ill-fitting, tiny outfits in order to make them seem bigger.” That’s the kind of bathing suit Lila is wearing in this photo set and video.

Ring them Bells.

Sunday, super-packed, super-stacked natural Micky Bells does housework. This reminds me of the scene a long time ago when Diane Poppos was videotaped by her then-husband while doing housework.

Shine your knob while Micky shines a mirror.

Dive into Lila’s plush cleavage.

Watch a basketball playoff game. Jack during timeouts. Watch a soccer game. Jack while waiting for someone to score a goal. Watch a baseball game. Jack between innings.

This WEEKEND, Micky and Lila are here to make you happy even if your favorite team loses.

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Is Katie hot enough for ya?

Posted by Dave on Aug 18, 2015 in Behind the Scenes, Boobs in the News, newcomers, swimsuits

No bathing suit can contain Katie. This one isn't even trying.

We’re having a heatwave, and I’m wondering how many girls you’ve seen this summer who look as good in a swimsuit as Katie Thornton.

I mean in person, at the beach or pool.

I’m guessing none.

Katie heats up SCORELAND on August 27.

By the way, did you know that just over a year has passed since I first saw Mia Khalifa in the parking lot near the burger joint?

Did you know that SCOREtv is coming back?

 

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Valory Irene brings her titty talents to South Beach

The spectacular Miami scenery.

“Valory’s Florida Vacation,” in which the great Valory Irene shows off her incredible body and spectacularly shaped naturals all over Miami, Florida and South Beach, kicks off today at SCORELAND. And while it’s true that Valory spent two days in our neck of the woods and acted like a tourist–meaning she saw the sights and went to the beach–it’s also true that Valory isn’t just vacationing in Florida. She’s living here, too. Yes, Valory is no longer living in Ukraine, and if you’ve been keeping up with the news, you know that’s a good thing. She’s now living in Florida, and she hopes to go for her masters degree in finance (she already has a bachelors).

“It’s so nice to be in Florida,” Valory told me. “And I think my breasts have gotten bigger!”

Are the two related? Possibly. Sunshine and warm weather are good for tits. Also, Valory is probably eating a healthier diet than she did in the Ukraine. She certainly looked healthy when I saw her.

That was the first time I’d met her, by the way, and I was charmed. She’s pleasant, intelligent, funny. And that body…she was wearing what should have been a loose-fitting T-shirt and shorts, and she looked spectacular. I really wasn’t ready for how impressive she is in person.

I asked Valory the difference between American and Ukrainian men, and she said, “Here in Florida, people are more relaxed. More friendly. They have more fun. They dress more casual. In the Ukraine, women dress up all the time. Even if they want to throw out the garbage, they always have makeup on. Here, it is not like that. And about men, some American men are too forward, which I don’t like. It depends on the person. Some are very nice.”

She also said, “Men are men.” I think she meant that in a good way.

Anyway, welcome to America, Valory Irene. It’s great to have you and your tits in close proximity.

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Guess whose?

Posted by Dave on Jun 10, 2015 in Boob Watch, Cummin Soon, Other SCORE Group websites, swimsuits

We hadn't seen these giant naturals for a long time.

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