Big, big, big boobs are served this holiday weekend at SCORELAND!

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 28, 2013 in Deep Inside Scoreland, Holidays, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Angel Wicky: It’s Angel’s first hardcore scene at SCORELAND, and it’s starting not just with a bang but with a double penetration bang! (Even long-time SCORE Girls rarely do DP.) Photo set and video.

Daylene Rio: The one and only Daylene opens her suitcase and tries on some of the sexy dresses, tops and underwear she’s brought to SCORE. Photo set and two videos.

Roxanne Miller: Bright, bouncy and well-read, Roxanne is at the forefront of a new generation of busty, English-speaking Romanian girls who have discovered the world of hot modeling at SCORELAND. Photo set and video.

Patty Michova: Patty is in the kitchen this month. But the only thing Patty will be baking is your junk. Photo set and video.

And earlier in the week: Estelle Taylor, Sharon Pink, Rene Love,  Lorna Morgan, Gianna Rossi, Terry Nova,  Claudia Kealoha,  Lily Madison,  Marie Leone,  Joana and Elle Flynn’s wild hardcore debut.

Non-stop big boobs seven days a week.


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Seventy-three. That’s the number of postings this month at SCORELAND

This guy gets to have all the fun while Elliot toils in a dark room, working 20-hour days to pack SCORELAND with more photos and videos than ever.

I’m concerned. Very concerned.

Elliot has bags under his eyes. He’s not getting enough sleep. He shows up at TSG early in the morning and doesn’t leave until late at night. I’m reminded of the “Time to make the doughnuts” guy in the old Dunkin Donuts commercials.

The other day, I asked Elliot if he wanted to go to lunch. He looked at me with that Morty Seinfeld face and said, “Lunch? Who has time for lunch?”

Elliot doesn’t have time for lunch because, in case you haven’t noticed, the schedule of SCORELAND postings has increased exponentially over the past few months, peaking with the insane week going on right now.

Photos of Brittany Kendall, Lily Madison playing with her tits on the beach in the Bahamas and Terry Nova as a fucking nurse.

And that’s just today.

Wednesday? A double helping of Roxi Red. Thursday? A Cameron Skye double feature. On Friday, newcomer Elle Flynn’s first hardcore video and photos.

The weekend? A few days off for Elliot? No way. Then on Sunday and Monday, six postings in two days.

That’s a week’s worth for most sites.

Seventy-three postings in November. But somebody has to pay the price. That would be Elliot. For you, it’s $29.99. As Alfred E. Neuman used to say, “Cheap.”


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SCORELAND asks: Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?

Yes, we would go bra shopping anywhere with Terry Nova. Even in her closet.

We asked in a Poll, “Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?”

Most guys have to be dragged along on any kind of female shopping safari. “Can we go home now?” is a familiar lament heard in malls and stores around the world.

However, for this all-important garment, so dear to our hearts and so near to their hearts, the answers were different.

Our survey revealed that:

19% said yes.

33% answered yes and said they offered feedback on her choices during bra selection.

44% said no.

3% said their girl buys her bras on-line, not at stores, depriving them of the pleasures of sitting near or even in the dressing room of the ladies’ lingerie section, depending on how liberal the management is.

So the yeas beat the nays.

Going along on a bra-shopping trip is a healthy activity for men.

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SCORE at your favorite store

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 18, 2013 in Digital Magazines, eBoobStore.com, print magazines

The September ’13 SCORE is now at your favorite newsstand and mag shop. This is the annual All-Naturals edition.

Or get it direct from the source to your door by clicking here.

There’s also a digital version with five embedded videos.

It’s the 20 Greatest Naturals vs. the New Naturals.

It’s a Who’s Who of bra-smashers in this issue including:

Arianna Sinn
Christy Marks
Diane Poppos
Karla James
Leanne Crow
Lorna Morgan
Melissa Manning
Natalie Fiore
Roxi Red
Sha Rizel
Terry Nova
Valory Irene

And that’s only a partial listing.

If your neighborhood store doesn’t carry SCORE, email their name and address to SCORE@ScoreGroup.com and we’ll show them what they’re missing.

Fresh off the press!

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Makin’ hay makes a busty girl’s day

Hay now!

Word scholars teach that “makin’ hay” is short for “making hay while the sun shines.” That saying comes from the fact that it’s difficult to make hay in rainy weather. It changed over the years to “grabbing an opportunity when it presents itself.”

There’s also “making hay” or “a roll in the hay” to mean fucking or making-out. The place where the mythical horny farmer’s daughter takes the farm hand to bang his brains out. I think a roll on the hay makes more sense. (I don’t know anyone who ever fucked in hay. That’s gotta sting.)

I have hay on the brain because the studio manager brought Dave, Karl (a new editorial assistant) and me to check out the studio set for today.

We have a special guest today who has that hot and sweet country girl thing going on, so they built a set for her.

That reminded me of some other famous SCORE and Voluptuous models who’ve baled out on us in barn and stable settings.

Vanessa Montagne made a different kind of country girl. My favorite French cowgirl came to SCORE while on vacation in Florida. This photo set was published in Buxotica #98, a special edition magazine from SCORE.

Vanessa hits the hay in her heels.

Susie Wilden is no hayseed. The blonde barn-burner from London had given many a black eye with those super-natural hangers she used to swing around. We were sorry to see her retire.

Susie looked ready for that roll on the hay, not in it.

This uber-famous XXX foursome with Christy Marks and Terry Nova from the DVD Busty Riding Academy was published in the May ’09 SCORE.

Christy and Terry rolled in the hay and made their day.

Stacey Owen was discovered dancing at the Stringfellows club in London in the summer of 1987 by glamour photographer Peter Kay. She became one of the most-popular big-bust models of the late ’80s and early ’90s.

Stacey Owen has an unusual way of playing guitar.

Cherry Brady put the hee-haw and the yee-haw into her country babe layout from the May 2004 Voluptuous. Luckily, the hay didn’t ignite.

Cherry saddles up. Well, she put her feet up on a saddle.

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Someone I didn’t think we’d see again is back at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on May 3, 2013 in Behind the Scenes, Boob Watch, New at Scoreland

Bea Summer in Germany

In the spring of 2007, we invited Bea Summer to join the SCORE staff and a group of models in Eleuthera, The Bahamas. Bea is German and had just started modeling in Germany. At the time, she was working as a hotel receptionist.

There were some passport/visa issues at the airport and they wouldn’t let her catch her flight. As a result, she wasn’t able to get to Eleuthera and missed the week. That really sucked. It’s also one of the worst feelings because the staff has invested time, money, care and planning, and a model is being blocked from her goals.

I’m positive that trip would have been a game-changer for Bea’s modeling career if she had been able to join Lorna Morgan, Christy Marks and the other girls. I can only imagine the photos and videos she would have made on that great beach and with girls like Christy.

Bea appeared in SCORE three times in 2008 and then dropped out of sight. It was a shame because her slim-n-stacked bod is just right.

Then, just a few weeks ago, a couple of sets arrived from Germany. One of them is posting at SCORELAND tomorrow. Bea is back.

Bea basically looks the same. Her hair is dyed jet-black now and she has a piercing over her lip, but her big-boobed bod is still the same. Which is good news.

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Terry and her super novas are back at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on Apr 11, 2013 in New at Scoreland

I am happy to Blog that Terry Nova is back at SCORELAND and getting things hard in fresh adventures. I’ve been waiting a long time.

The video now showing at SCORELAND has a creampie finish, but what really caught my attention is how feisty Terry is. She seems very sweet at first and then switches to a very aggressive, teasing mood. When her sex date reaches out to touch her, she slaps his hand away. He does it again as she jiggles her boobs a foot away, and she slaps his face with an open hand. Hard! There’s no music overlay, so you can hear it. The guy even looks surprised. Of course, Terry eventually gives him what he wants, but not before she pummels his face with her tits so hard, she leaves nipple craters on his face. There’s also some deep, hard nipple sucking that you’ll see in this clip.

I’ve never seen Terry this way. She’s usually the quiet and shy type, almost a wallflower.  I like this forceful, bad girl Terry Nova.

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And if you missed it at SCOREVideos.com, Terry is Nurse Big Tits with hooters and a body that makes her patient very impatient for a big-boob wellness check. Another great pornicative scene from a great SCORE babe.

Terry checks this suffering man's prostate.


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The old favorites are new again at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos

It's not my imagination. Katarina is bustier than before.

Terry Nova: Still quiet, still stacked, still fucking.

Katarina Dubrova returns to SCORELAND today, kicking off a two-week stretch of brand-new videos and photos, all shot within the last several weeks, of some of our long-time favorites. I don’t know about you, but I always like to see how girls have developed, changed or re-invented themselves over the years.

First, Katarina. I first saw her in Hungary in 2008. She was slim, stacked and beautiful. She’s still slim and beautiful, but the good news is that she’s more-stacked than ever. Check her out today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.

Next, Terry Nova, who, as Nurse Big Tits, sucks and fucks tomorrow at SCOREVideos. Terry is now a slim ‘n’ stacked SCORE Girl all the way, and I’m glad to report that she hasn’t lost an ounce of boob meat from those fabulous, pendulous floppers. I think her tits might be even fuller than they were before. If you miss Terry at SCOREVideos, you can see her April 10-13 at SCORELAND.

Next, Sharon Pink. A real gem. One of my favorites. A busty Czech blonde who’s beautiful and loves to fuck. Tall, slim and stacked. I don’t think anything has changed about Sharon other than her cock-sucking skills, which have improved measurably, as in inches. She can now take almost an entire porn cock down her throat. Sharon takes on two porn cocks next Thursday and Friday at SCORELAND.

And I can’t leave out our old friend Veronika, SCORE and V-girl since 2004, a babe who changes her hair color like some people change their clothes. Veronika, who returned to SCORELAND earlier this month, is a blonde again, but her need for cock will never change.

Sharon Pink is still stuffing her tits into tight tops.

My need to see these busty Euro chicks will never change.

Veronika is now a blonde. Do you really care?

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Putting tits in perspective

Posted by Dave on Feb 23, 2013 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, Tit Tricks

Writing in SCORE about a pictorial of Terry Nova that will appear in an upcoming issue, I wrote, “[Terry] sits down on a dockside bench and leans forward to let her hangers hang. Look closely…Check out where the hanging starts (above the tops of her thighs) and where it ends (nearly at the bottom of her thighs). These aren’t just tits. They’re natural mega-tits, and Terry just might be the bustiest Czech natural ever.”

This got me thinking about perspective in big-boob photos, particularly photos of Terry Nova. We might know that a girl has big tits, but when she can easily drape them on both sides of her thighs (or a guy’s thighs) or tit-fuck them with her arm, we know they’re REALLY big. When a girl is on all fours and, without even leaning forward, her tits graze against the floor? HUGE! These visual aids enhance our appreciation of a girl’s assets.

Here are two photos of Terry Nova from SCORELAND. I’m not saying you should analyze every photo you see, but in this case, a little thought actually enhances the experience. In the photo to the left, Terry is leaning forward slightly, and yet she’s able to mash her tits between her knees. Now, I’m just guessing here, but I’m going to say that 90% of the women in the world would have to lean a lot further forward to get even a little bit of their breasts between their knees. But that’s not all with Terry. Her tits hang much further down, beyond mid-thigh. Just for the heck of it, sit down, spread your knees the way Terry is and lean forward just a bit. Then check out how much room there is between the top of your chest and the middle of your thigh.

Next, the photo to the right. Again, try to simulate the position Terry is in (legs out, turning her body to her left). Again, check out how much room there is between the top of your chest and whatever you’re sitting on. In this case, Terry’s right breast goes to mid-thigh and her left breast nearly brushes the couch.

In both of these photos, Terry is in a relaxed position. She isn’t going out of her way to make her tits hang any lower. They just do it on their own.

And that’s putting tits in perspective. You may return to mindless jacking now.


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Babes, boobs and beer

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 8, 2012 in Behind the Scenes, birthdays, Boobs in the News, Confessions, Tits in Tight Tops

Terry Nova would spill less if she drank with her eyes open.

I’ve blogged about beer before.

I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.

What is it with the spilling?

I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.

Did you know:

Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.

Women drink 25% of the beer in America.

Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.

Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.

Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.

The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.

In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.

Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.

The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”

Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)

It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.

St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.

In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker.  Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.

Siri likes good head.

The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.

Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.

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