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Today is Thanksgiving. Who’s cooking?

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 24, 2016 in Holidays, New at Scoreland

Our kind of food network.

Today at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, two of the popular girls spend some quality time in the kitchen.

At SCORELAND, we have Alexya and her culinary cleavage taking over.

At XL Girls, newcomer Nila Mason whips up something tasty.

The turkeys are missing, and that’s a good thing.

Both girls have a method of food handling that is not only approved, it’s encouraged. They juice their bodies the right way.

This is our version of a TV food channel.

On this day, we give thanks for all of the big-boobed girls who have spent quality time in our Hall of Hooters.

Nila Mason knows how to whip things up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What are you giving thanks for this Thanksgiving? The guy who’s attached to that cock is giving thanks for Sheridan Love

Posted by Dave on Nov 26, 2015 in Behind the Scenes, Hardcore XXX, Holidays, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Sheridan Love prefers cock to turkey. I made that up.

I hope Sheridan Love doesn’t drool like that at the Thanksgiving table, although I’m sure she doesn’t. Sheridan is a nice, classy girl, and she knows saliva strings aren’t welcome at most holiday tables.

Today, I’m giving thanks that Sheridan decided to do her first boy-girl scenes in 2015 and did them with us.

Sheridan is giving thanks for all the big, hard porn cocks we gave her. She gets another one today at SCORELAND.

In the coming days, you’ll be giving thanks for Cathy Heaven in a sleazy DP scene and new photos of Katie Thornton and newcomer Danniella Levy.

And have I mentioned that Roxi Red returned to our studio a few weeks ago? I haven’t? Her boobs are bigger than ever. GINORMOUS. I’ll try to drop a photo on you this weekend.

Meanwhile, Happy Thanksgiving.

 

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A happy third (or fourth) wheel gives thanks for the memories

There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”

For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.

That guy would be me.

Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half  hour.

I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.

Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:

1.) Blue balls.

2.) Good memories.

And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.

So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.

Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!

But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”

Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Ladies’ tops half-off, and more, at eBoobStore. The bra-buster Cyber Monday sale is on!

Posted by Elliot James on Nov 28, 2011 in Men's Products, Other SCORE Group websites
No cup holder can contain them.

No cup holder can contain them.

A Slovakian in St. Maarten. Sweet.

A Slovakian in St. Maarten. Sweet.

The DVD prices are insane today at eBoobStore, so jump in and grab a stack of those hot titles you’ve wanted to buy.

The best part? Besides the great girls?

There’s no waiting on line.

No one elbowing you in the ribs.

No need to park and fight traffic.

It’s one day only. Today. November 28, 2011.

Don’t miss the plane to hooter heaven.

Start your browsing!

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HAPPY SPANKSGIVING!

Posted by Maria on Nov 24, 2011 in Boob Watch, Confessions, The Life of an Editor

Thanksgiving: A time for the eating of turkey.

Spanksgiving: A time to give your dick a jerky.

Ah, the great day of thanks. A time for us to eat and eat and eat and watch football. And eat.

A time of dishes and best wishes. A plethora of pies and contented, stuffed sighs.

While we know that pigskin and turkey will occupy your time today, we think that

on this day, we should all be grateful for the ladies who make you beat your meat.

So, in the great tradition of Spanksgivings gone by, allow me to give you our list of what we are grateful for this year.

THIS YEAR, WE ARE GRATEFUL…

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Thanksgiving is tomorrow. What’s cooking in the SCORELAND kitchen?

Posted by Dave on Nov 23, 2011 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland
How about them tomatoes to go with Maggie Green's rather skimpy salad?

Nobody's going to complain about Maggie's salad.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Are you hungry or horny? SCORE Girls spend a lot of time in the kitchen–at least in our kitchen–but they don’t do a lot of cooking. So, if you’re in the mood for food, then you’ve come to the wrong place. But if your fantasies run along the lines of having a huge-boobed girlfriend in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve–and you’re willing to order takeout tomorrow or go out to dinner–then you’ve definitely come to the right place.

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

At least Denise Derringer is offering us some pie.

Denise Derringer asks, "Would you like some pie with my pie?"

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

And remember, Thanksgiving is a time to count our bountiful blessings. What are you thankful for?

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

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Let us give thanks…

Posted by Maria on Nov 26, 2009 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
Faith's parents.

THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Faith's parents.

Hanging out with friends.

THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Hanging out with friends.

It’s Turkey Day…we’ve gobbled down the bird. We’ve watched football. We’ve seen the floats at the Macy’s Day Parade. We’ve helped ourselves to that second, possibly third, helping of pie. And now, we’re bloated and satisfied and pondering what we are thankful for.

Well, because I am so helpful, I am going to give you a list of things that I am thankful for and I’m a fan of show AND tell, so I’m going to give you a little picture show, too. Hope you guys are just as grateful for the bounty of bosoms below, as I am.
Happy Thanksgiving! xoxo, Maria

LET US GIVE THANKS FOR:

Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)

Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)

Yoga...of the naked persuassion..

Yoga...of the naked persuasion.

Fruit. Yum!

Fruit. Yum!

Tan lines.

Tan lines.

Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.

Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.

Alyssa Alps...every inch of her.

Alyssa Alps...every curvy, sexy, delicious inch of her.

Leopard print. Rawrrr!

Leopard print. Rawrrr!

Water. Splish-splash.

Water. Splish-splash.

Mountains and grass and stuff.

Mountains and grass and stuff.

Cheerleaders...with big jugs.

Cheerleaders...with big jugs.

Floatation devices.

Floatation devices.

Things that keep our heads warm.

Things that keep our heads warm.

Riding crops.

Riding crops.

The beach.

The beach.

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