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Titty Top Tryouts with Desiree Vega

Posted by Elliot James on Jul 18, 2015 in Uncategorized

Desiree Vega is a real charmer.

She’s got charisma on-camera and off. Desiree could be a morning TV weathergirl. We’d be hooked.

Today, Desiree conducts a Titty Top Tryout SCORELAND show.

Desiree’s plan is to try on an assortment of skintight tops over her 36G-cups.

You pick the winning top. We must be neutral.

The perfect body for tight, cleavage-clinging tops.

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Jenna Valentine. Marie Leone. Boobs don’t get much bigger. See them now at SCORELAND.

Posted by Elliot James on Dec 21, 2014 in New at Scoreland, Tits in Tight Tops

The epitome of sweater bustin'.

It’s time to go sweater shopping with a SCORELAND regular since 2009 who stretches her sweaters. We’re talking about the one and only Jenna Valentine.

Winner of the huge boob genetic roll of the dice.

Now around a 36HH, Jenna’s heavenly hooters will be seriously straining these sweaters. Maybe you can advise about which ones look best over Jenna’s fantastic breasts. After she’s tried on several items and has thrust her chest at the camera, Jenna goes bare and gets on the famous glass table. We haven’t used it in a while, not since Melissa Manning’s coed shoot last year.

Sometimes the genetic roll of the dice results in huge boobs.  Marie Leone is one of these boob bonanza winners.

“In school, I had bigger boobs than any teacher,” Marie said. I am trying to visualize this. I wonder how Marie’s teachers’ felt about that. Inadequate? Jealous?

Marie just turned 21 on December 14. Now she can go to a club and have a drink.

“I always have sex on the first date,” Marie said. “Before anyone judges me, I would like to point out that I do not plan for it to happen.  It happens. If anybody wants to have sex on the first date, go for it.” Good dating philosophy, Marie.

 

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Hitomi, Alyssa Lynn, Tigerr, Amy and another great week coming up at SCORELAND

Posted by Dave on Jun 29, 2014 in Cummin Soon, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, swimsuits, Tits in Tight Tops

On Tuesday, Hitomi. On Wednesday, newcomer Alyssa Lynn.

On Friday, Amy Anderssen fucks. On Saturday, Tigerr Benson puts on a bikini show.

The weekend is over, but it looks like that’s not such a bad thing after all.

 

 

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Tanks for being you, Maggie Green

Posted by Elliot James on Jul 26, 2013 in bras, New at Scoreland, Tits in Tight Tops

Maggie is tanked. But not for long.

Maggie Green kills a tight, pink tank top (and a pair of tight jeans) at SCORELAND on Saturday before getting down to smooth, naked skin and showing off that hot, Zumba-trained body. Clothing so tight, Maggie could have used some lube to get those jeans off, according to the photographer of these pictures.

I love seeing the girls wear tank-tops, my favorite top for a busty model to wear before she goes bare. (In a poll, bras followed by bikinis were more popular than tank tops, but no one wears a bra in public anymore. That look died after Madonna’s late ’80s style and the bra-wearing heiress on “The Caddy” episode of Seinfeld.)

Ever since Rockell hit the SCORE scene, I think of Maggie when I see a Rockell set or video and I think of Rockell whenever I see Maggie. For some reason, I link them together.

Thong you very much, Maggie.

Rockell is the covergirl of October '13 SCORE.

Sometimes I think Maggie could be Rockell’s big sis. They have similarities. Both are athletic, pretty blondes with natural tits who do that Zumba thing.

Whether Rockell will follow in Maggie’s footsteps is something I can’t predict. No one predicted in 2009 that Maggie would be doing boy-girl a few years later. But hardcore doesn’t even come to my mind when I think of the two of them. I picture them lubed up and wrestling in a boob mash-up, either outdoors or indoors, and ending in a lip-lock.

I’m not sure how my mind wandered off from my original Blog about Maggie’s Saturday pictorial to two busty blondes wrestling naked in clear lube on a bright sunny summer day, but at least its wholesome thinking.

 

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Girls who have big boobs wear the funniest T-shirts

SCORE Girls, Voluptuous Girls and XL Girls don’t really need to wear funny sayings and slogans on their T-shirts to attract attention. I’m going to be focused on their chests, anyway, until they tell me, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”

But it gives me a kick to read ‘em!

Problem is, they stretch their shirts out so far that it can be hard to make out what the words are.

Crystal’s shirt is “I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” (A rap song by T-Pain.)

Chelsea’s is “Biggest Is Best”

That’s two of the reasons I love ‘em.

I urge all models visiting SCORE to wear funny T-shirts so we can snap a shot.

Here’s a selection from SCORELAND.

Crystal Gunns

Chelsea Charms and H-cup Jane

Colt 45

Cynthia Romero

Sunshine

Vixen LaMoore

Felicia Clover

 

 

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Do you have busty girl problems? Good.

Posted by Maria on Jun 9, 2012 in Boob Bloopers, Confessions, Life With Big Tits, Tits in Tight Tops

Christy Marks is not wearing her seat belt and that's because she probably knows that it will be all over her tits and on her neck if she does. Even the guy in the back seat looks like he is wondering about how she is going to put it on over that rack.

There are some blogs that only I can write. Not to say that Elliot and Dave aren’t entertaining, I am just saying that they are not, er, equipped to write about certain things.

Things like busty girl problems.

Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh are hanging out and you know what Morgan is looking at? Summer's tits busting out of her button-up top, that's what.

What are busty girl problems? They are a series of things that we stacked ladies suffer from day to day because we have big tits. These things don’t happen to our smaller-chested (read: Tiny-titted) friends. Oh, no. They only happen to us. And busty girls everywhere go through these situations and moments. It’s things like this that sort of serve as an initiation to life with big tits.

I used to think that these problems were bad until I started working for a big-tit mag and websites and I realized that guys dig them. For example, I used to think that losing something down my bra like an earring or sandwich crumbs and having to fish them out in public was awful. Now I understand that guys might like to see me with my hand down my shirt, searching through my cleavage. lol

The following are a list of busty girl problems that ladies with big tits encounter.

5) Seat belts: Seat belts are designed with flat-chested people in mind. Don’t believe me? Ask yourself when was the last time you saw a busty crash test dummy. The answer to that question is NEVER. When girls with big tits try to employ some safety when they drive, what happens is the seat belt ends up lying off to the side of our breasts or choking us. But hey, when a cop pulls us over, our tits are on display in a big way…often with a belt underneath them hoisting them further into our chin area. Busty girl problem Yes. Big-tit lover win? Definitely.

Angela White is washing dishes and when she is done, her tits will be wet, I promise.

4) Tits on the table: Manners dictate that one should never rest their elbows on the table during a meal, however, what about your tits? Because sometimes I will sit at a high table and when I try to scoot up to eat or drink, my breasts crash into the table, squishing me and making my cleavage a net for everything and anything that can and will fall down there during the course of the meal. The solution to this is to rest most of my breasts on the table. I call this the tit platter because essentially my entire rack is on the table. This is a serious busty girl problem. But guys seem to like it. It’s like a big tit buffet. A rack of lamb, minus the lamb.

3) Button-up tops: Every big-breasted woman will tell you about her various attempts at fitting into something with buttons on the front and the epic number of times that it has not worked out in her favor. The truth is that button-up shirts and sweaters are not our friends. They will never fit. They will never drape the right away. Never. If you see a chesty chick with a button-up that looks like it fits properly, chances are that inside her top there are brave, mighty safety pins holding her tits hostage in there.  Every busty woman with a button-up top on will always be one deep breath away from busting her shirt open for all the world to witness her giant knockers. A busty girl problem for sure. A problem for guys who love big tits? Not so much.

2) Wet tits in the kitchen: Inevitably, whenever a lady with big knockers does dishes, her tits are going to get wet.  This is because her tits serve as a buffer between the water and, well, pretty much everything else. There has never been a time when, while doing dishes, I have finished and been dry. What usually happens is that I end up looking like I am in involved in some sort of wet T-shirt contest in my kitchen. This is a problem for me. However, my dinner guests usually enjoy my drippy, see-through top.

1) Uncontrollable Jiggling: Jiggling…it happens. No matter what busty gals do (running, walking, sitting on a plane with turbulence, riding on a roller coaster, going over speed bumps in a car, going up the stairs, etc.), our jugs are going to jiggle. It is gravity. It is inevitable. It is a busty girl problem. Even when we consciously try to avoid jiggling, it cannot be helped. Sure, we wear bras to strap these puppies down, but the jiggling still happens. Sometimes, we jiggle just because we giggle. Yep, a healthy case of LOLs can bring about a breast earthquake that sets our tatas undulating. We try to keep our tits in check, but most men will agree that seeing a busty babe jiggling in their direction is a good thing. Heck, it’s a GREAT thing.

Hence, (I love saying that because it makes my findings sound more scientific.) busty girl problems are only problems to busty girls. Most men will agree that they are actually pluses and not problems. Perks of having a big set of perkies, if you will.

What do you think?

xoxo,

Maria

 

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A hot, big-boobed dress-up doll for a Monday eye-opener

Posted by Elliot James on Apr 9, 2012 in Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

Sheridan Love. Gorgeous. A body that will not quit. Great tits. If every girl was like Sheridan, life would be a dream.

In today’s SCORELAND video, “Sheridan Love: Action Figure Doll,” Sheridan tries on a variety of sexy outfits then goes beyond that. This is one of my top 10 favorite things to watch a SCORE Girl do. It’s like going shopping with her and hanging out in the store’s dressing room while she’s trying on clothes. Yes, the basic pleasures of life can’t be beat: a beautiful hottie and a collection of skimpy clothes for her to model. Oh, yeah, Miss Love’s brought along something else with her, and it’s not a shoehorn.

New Sheridan Love video today at SCORELAND

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Elaina Gregory’s Incredible Tight Titty Top Try-Outs

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 22, 2012 in Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland, Tit Tricks, Tits in Tight Tops

One of Elaina's wardrobe choices today and tomorrow

Today and tomorrow, one of my all-time favorite sights is happening at SCORELAND.

The tight top try-outs.

Nothing makes me happier than watching an exceptionally big-boobed hottie boombalottie trying on the skimpiest, most body-hugging tops.

Our president, John Fox, has a saying about the kind of clothes SCORE and V-Mag Girls should wear: “Too tight, too short, too low.”

These are words to live by, at least on my planet.

When I see huge-chested girls wearing baggy, loose, ill-fitting tops and bras, I get a panic attack because it’s such a waste. Don’t get me started on muumuus.

Elaina Gregory is the one to study as she squeezes her 41-inch, 34N-cups into a choice selection of tight tops and bras.

The best is when you can see the nipples protruding through the material.

Elaina was the perfect girl to do this. I have been waiting a long time to see her stuff her boobs into teeny tops like this. I loved every picture and every minute of it. Elaina’s video could have been two hours and it still wouldn’t have been long enough for me.

She also rubs one out, so don’t think it’s all a tight tops try-on.

Observe and report!

Thank you again, Voluptuous goddess Elaina Gregory!

 

Elaina tries on bras. The world is a better place because of this simple event.

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Meet the New York Yankees’ #1 fan: Nancy Navarro

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 20, 2012 in Boob Watch, Confessions, Life With Big Tits, New at Scoreland, newcomers, print magazines

Nancy Navarro is back at SCORELAND today and tomorrow in a new pictorial and video, “Welcome To The Jiggly Room.”

The Jiggly Room is located at SCORELAND on the corner of Boobs Boulevard and Stacked Street. It’s the in place for tit-men.

Born in Venezuela, on a small island called Margarita, Nancy now lives and works in New York City. She is a huge New York Yankees fan, and they’re probably big fans of Nancy too.

New York City seems to have more staring boob-dogs than the average city.

“There can be times when I’m walking down the street and everybody’s staring and they’re just looking at my cleavage,” Nancy said. “Or I could be walking with a jacket and a scarf on, but they’re still looking because they know they’re hiding. Even in the winter, people will be on the phone and they’ll look up when I walk by. They’ll do a double-take, even though it’s winter; snow, gloves, scarf and everything. You can’t see skin. All you can see is my face and, still, they catch the boobs.”

We don’t blame them, Nancy. They can’t help it.

Nancy’s first SCORE issue, April ’12, might still be at your favorite store. If not, get it from eBoobStore fast and securely.

There are eight-million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.

Welcome To The Jiggly Room

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