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Wanted! More office employees like Smiley Emma

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 23, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, New at XL Girls, newcomers, XLGirls

Smiley Emma‘s paperwork bores her. The endless grind of office work makes her boobs yearn to be free. She’d rather play.

We’ve done office shoots with many girls for years. Even though I’m sure we’d all love to actually work in the same building with a sexy bra-buster like Emma and see her every day, “office employee” is not on the members’ list of most-popular shoots. That’s always surprised me because the workplace is the likeliest place to find them. The most-popular list (from our many polls and feedback) is sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy teacher, sexy driver, sexy store clerk, sexy maid, sexy schoolgirl, sexy cheerleader, sexy lifeguard and sexy waitress.

That’s a whole lotta sexy but no sexy office worker. Some things are not understood.

“I’m easy to talk to,” said Emma, a webcam girl in Canada with an ever-present smile on her pretty face. We have to photograph non-USA citizens like Emma (and Roxee Robinson) at one of our off-shore satellite studios for legal reasons. Emma’s worth it.

“I’m nice, down-to-earth and I’m very silly,” she said. Smiley sports a bush, too. She’s got it all.

 

More girls should smile like Smiley Emma.

 

 

 

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Minka & the fruit man

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 17, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Today’s action-packed Minka scene reminded me of a SCORE magazine “Boob Beat” story I did in 2005. There was an Italian sexologist named Piero Lorenzoni who compared fruits to a woman’s breasts and personality. Okay, his theory may have been a little bananas, but that’s what they said about Newton.

Senor Lorenzoni broke it down like this:

A women with breasts like melons may look maternal but isn’t. Said Lorenzoni, “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex.”

Women with lemon-shaped breasts: “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves.”

Pineapples: “Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”

Grapefruits: “This woman may look erotic but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”

Oranges: “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation.”

Cherries: “Make great partners and are moderately interested in sex.”

Pears: “She can be very religious but is known to have affairs.”

In a boob science experiment, Jim compares fruit to Minka’s mega-boobs. Jim holds up an orange to Minka’s tits. Then some melons. No comparison. Only watermelons would work, and he didn’t bring any. Senor Lorenzoni probably never saw Minka’s pictures during his research. He might have abandoned his project. Minka’s beyond cataloging anyway.

Minka’s famous protruding nipples hypnotize Jim. That’s why Minka’s nickname is “Nipple #1.” I can’t think of any fruit that compares to those always-erect pointers.

Minka wants to see his banana. Strictly for research purposes. Turnabout is fair play.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

 

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Office rules according to Maya Milano

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 16, 2017 in New at Scoreland

There will be no work today for Maya Milano. Her desk was built for better things, and so is Maya. Office work bores her and her attention wanders.

Her breasts weigh heavily on her mind. They weigh heavily on our minds, too.

It’s okay for Maya’s nipples to be smeared by her red lipstick as she kisses and licks them. What would be objectionable would be to see Maya’s hands stained by ink from any sort of paperwork.

Maya’s one of a group of outstanding Euro babes discovered over the past few years. They’re not just outstanding. They have friendly, warm personalities, and the camera picks that up.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

The name Maya means "magic." It's easy to see why.

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Katie Thornton inspires Union Jacking

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 11, 2017 in Awards, New at Scoreland

Katie Thornton demonstrates her patriotism for the United Kingdom in the best possible way.

By wearing a Union Jack bikini. What else?

Men of all nationalities can definitely jack to that!

Katie is up for 2016 SCORE Model of the Year. No simple task. She’ll need to score more votes than three-time MOY winner Hitomi.

The results will appear in the upcoming June 2017 SCORE, the 25th anniversary issue.

Boat? What boat?

 

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Milly Marks: Hitcher with hooters

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 10, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, Interviews, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Dave asked young newcomer Milly Marks, “What do you think about porn cock?”

“It’s scary, but it’s hot so it’s cool, and it feels good,” Milly replied.

Some girls are just more girl than other girls. Milly is one of those girls.

“I fuck all of the time if there’s someone around that I want to have sex with, but if not, I’m constantly getting myself off, which is still cool with me. If I’m around someone I want to fuck, then I’ll fuck them at least three times a day. It’s hard for a lot of normal people to keep up with my kind of crazy sex drive.”

Now about today’s big SCORELAND show.

The odds of driving along and spotting a stranded hitcher with Milly Marks’ face, body, boobs and sex appeal are astronomical. I’m sorry to tell you this, but it just doesn’t happen. As a fantasy, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.

Brad is about to find out how much girl Milly is. He feels compelled to help this angel in distress, and part of that roadside assistance is to take her back to his place so she can “recharge her cell phone battery.” Those lousy batteries can be better than having a great wingman.

Hills? What hills? We just see Milly's hills.

 

 

 

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Stuff girls do with Codi Vore

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 4, 2017 in New at Scoreland, newcomers

It’s good to be Codi Vore. A girl of many talents, among them nipple self-sucking, Codi is a webcammin’, video-gamin’ knockout.

“I love singing, mathematics and public speaking,” said Codi. “I can also lick my elbow.”

We don’t know about fetishes, especially this vore stuff. The studio might film a girl wearing a dominatrix outfit now and then but big naked boobs are our beat. Codi has that in abundance. With her photogenic looks and naturally stacked body, I don’t think kink. I think a bikini girl on a sunny beach throwing a Frisbee and surfing.

“I really enjoy dealing with fetishes and finding out about different fetishes and where they come from,” said Codi. “That’s the kind of thing I’m really interested in, finding out what pushes people’s buttons and what turns them on and seeing if there’s something there for me.” Codi, an excellent writer, explained her fetish in an informative article that’s linked in her Twitter page.

Codi’s back at SCORELAND today.

Chesty chicks in bed. A longtime fetish at SCORE.

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Dulcinea plays dirty

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 3, 2017 in New at Scoreland

Dulcinea has the situation well in hand.

“I’m a really big fan of JMac’s and I watch a lot of his videos at home,” Dulcinea told me. “So it was kind of awesome to get to fuck someone that you watch a lot. I was all nervous around him!”

It’s play dirty time when JMac shows up to give bodacious Dulcinea a no-holds-barred pounder of a pounding.

“I love when a guy gets so into fucking me that he loses himself. I call it ‘the look’ and it’s like he glazes over and becomes an animal.”

A swinger, Dulcinea (Aeryn Elise) enjoys the adult scene and the sex so much she’s devoting herself to it. “I used to be so self-conscious of my body and my own sexuality. After coming here and being treated like a queen– getting my hair and makeup done, being styled, and getting to fuck insanely hot guys! –there was no way I could go back to being quiet, bashful, little ol’ me! I’m much more confident approaching people now, because I see myself as sexy.”

All that and great legs too.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

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The Boob Shelf: Maybe my favorite pose for naturals

Posted by Dave on Mar 1, 2017 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland, Tit Tricks

Natasha's shelf overflows.

Maya's top shelf.

What is it about “The Boob Shelf,” in which a busty girl places her forearm under her big naturals and lets them spill over it, that makes it one of my favorite poses?

Two things, I think:

1. She seems to be offering up her tits to us, as in, “Here, suck these.”

2. Subconsciously, our minds realize that the girl is doing something most girls can’t do. Most girls can’t make their forearms disappear under their tits. If they placed their forearms under their tits, we’d see a lot of forearm and very little tit. What Natasha Sweet and Maya Milano are accomplishing–yes, I said accomplishing–in these photos is simply beyond belief.

Call is The Boob Shelf. Call it Spillage. Whatever. When a girl can do this, you know she’s packing. Here, both girls are packing G-cups.

What’s your favorite boob pose?

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Katie Thornton’s body English. Monica Love double-feature.

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 23, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, New at Scoreland, New at XL Girls

Katie Thornton is about to do a little body English on the pool table with her English body. As long as you get to play, it doesn’t matter if she beats the pants off of you every time. Take a cue from Katie and keep your eyes on her, not on the balls. She loves being the center of attention, and she is, no matter where she is or where she goes. Starts today at SCORELAND.

 

Rack up with Katie.

Over at XLGirls.com, the elusive Monica Love is back in two videos and a photo spread. In the main video, Monica cums while watching herself in a mirror. In the Bonus video, we catch up with her in the dressing room moisturizing her big tits and legs. What a cutie.

The mirror never lies.

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The current “Most Popular” model at SCORELAND is Milly Marks…and she’s back today

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 18, 2017 in New at Scoreland, newcomers

Some models have told me that they enjoy doing porn because it’s no-strings, no-drama, above-average sex with a professional stud. I asked Milly Marks, who did her first boy-girl scene on January 27th, her thoughts about that.

“Absolutely!” Milly replied. “My first scene was enjoyable for that very reason. I love sex…casual sex especially because it tends to be more exciting. He even sucked on my toes while he fucked me, which is something that gets me really turned on.”

Milly said she has the sex drive of a teenage boy. As a mere 20-year-old, beautifully stacked girl, Milly’s in her sexual prime time.

“I fuck all of the time if there’s someone around that I want to have sex with, but if not, I’m constantly getting myself off, which is still cool with me. If I’m around someone I want to fuck, then I’ll fuck them at least three times a day. It’s hard for a lot of normal people to keep up with my kind of crazy sex drive.”

Hang out today with Milly at SCORELAND. An interview is part of today’s big show.

Boat? What boat? I don't see a boat.

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