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Princess Pumpkins & her pumpkin patch

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 22, 2017 in New at Scoreland

“I have huge boobs, and I take off my panties, and bam, ’80s bush!”

So said Princess Pumpkins, covergirl of the August ’17 SCORE. If you knew the scene back in the 1980s and early 1990s, if you read big-tit mags and bought VHS tapes, you know that nearly every busty English natural had trimmed bushes and so did most of the American super-sized feature dancers. When I look at Princess, I feel like I’m time-tripping.

It’s showtime today with Princess as she gets her big, big tits and golden bush out. Princess is only 5′ tall and measures 50-28-43. Think about those numbers.

Pumpkins and a golden thatch.

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A snow job by Vanessa Y.

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 17, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, New at Scoreland

Vanessa Y. has some kind of mammary mojo going on. Voted Vmag’s Model of the Year for the second time, Vanessa gets more comments per scene than anyone. The highest number of comments and emails ever was about her glory hole fantasy and the fantasy dream bang.

So what’s the secret behind it, besides her looks, big boobs and on-camera charisma? In those two scenes, it might be that she does a form of hardcore fuck, suck and cum fantasy with cock-shaped squirting dildos coming out of someone’s pants or from holes in the walls. But it’s not a real guy, so there’s no envy, and it’s done well enough to accept as a fantasy. I tend to like them better than a girl just fucking herself with a toy unless she’s really scorching the bed or the sofa.

SCORE used to run an Otis Sweat series of paintings called Dream SCORE with his great artwork of girls who never fucked guys on-camera, like Lorna Morgan and Kerry Marie. Horny stuff, and it produced the same effect as the Vanessa scenes. How many times has someone written about a hardcore scene, especially if they’re really into the girl, “I wish I was that guy,” or “I’m jealous of him.” There were times when I thought that also, and I still do. In Vanessa’s XXX fantasy P.O.V. scenes, there’s no flesh-and-blood porn guy, who fucks hundreds of girls, to hate on or be jealous of. That’s one theory, anyway.

Today, Vanessa pulls a “Snow Job” at SCORELAND. Let’s see if she can break her previous comments record.

Vanessa Y. does the head bob in "Snow Job."

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Micky Bells visits the gym

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 15, 2017 in New at Scoreland, Tit Tricks

Micky Bells goes to the gym, and what makes that special is not her pussy and masturbation (although Micky does have a special pussy). What makes it special is when Micky takes her big boobs out of her top and works out so they bounce up and down. Some of this breast action was filmed in slow-motion. I wonder if there’s some way to produce electricity from all that kinetic energy.

I’ve been reviewing videotapes from the ’90s that were digitized, and in these SCORE Classics, there are a number of workout scenes in gyms or outdoors, including swimming pools. Nude workouts were a very popular subject. The girls were not just doing poses, they were doing calisthenics and other exercises naked or topless. Workout videos were big in the mainstream, too, back then. It seemed like every hot-at-the-time celebrity (actress Victoria Principal, Jane Fonda, Carmen Electra) was promoting one. No guy buying one of those workout videos ever said, “A gift for my girlfriend? No, this is for jacking.”

I asked new mommy Micky about her own workouts. Everyone wants to help her and offers to spot her. Real friendly people at her fitness center.

Bells are ringing and clapping

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Today at SCORELAND, Kitty Cute debuts

Posted by Dave on Jun 10, 2017 in Boob Watch, New at Scoreland, newcomers, Tits in Tight Tops

Cute tits? I don't think so. Fuckable tits.

Is Kitty Cute?

I don’t know. Her face is cute. As for the rest of her…excuse me for saying so, but “cute” is not a word I’d use to describe natural tits that are as big as hers. They’re bombers! She has huge fuckin’ tits. They’re fuckable and suckable. They’re great to look at and cum all over.

But cute? No, Kitty’s tits are too big to be cute.

Kitty’s photos and videos today make it three Saturdays in a row that Romanians have debuted at SCORELAND, and if you’re thinking, “Romania might be a good place to take my next vacation,” I hear ya. I’ve been thinking the same thing.

What’s with these Romanian chicks? Is there something in the water?

 

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Milly Marks gets a two-man XXX-rated massage

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 9, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, newcomers

Milly Marks puts on a big breast show while she waits for the two masseurs. When they show up and see her beautiful face and huge boobs, they’re eager to get to work. Wouldn’t we all?

Their hands go right for Milly’s big boobs, squirting her big tits with baby oil that makes her white catsuit stick to her killer body.

This is Milly’s first threesome with two guys at SCORELAND. She talked about it right before it happened.

“I’ve always been nervous about threesomes,” Milly said. “But I’ll give it a try. It should be fun. I’m going to get dicked down.” It all worked out just fine.

“Shooting my first scenes have actually made me feel much more confident and more of a sexual person than I even was before. I didn’t expect that to happen, but I love working with SCORE a lot and I hope to keep doing it as often as possible.”

Milly does her first threesome with two guys.

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Ariane Saint-Amour: Canadienne-Française & jolie femme

Posted by Elliot James on Jun 1, 2017 in modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers

“I’m a classical Otaku/geek girl,” said Ariane Saint-Amour from Montreal. “I spend most of my days reading mangas and playing video games. Or boob hunting! I’m a really simple girl!”

I had to look up the meaning of Otaku, a Japanese word. It’s someone heavily into Japanese animated films and comic books.

Ariane is well-known in the fetish and cosplay world. She attends fetish expos, often wearing Latex body suits and masks and other costumes.

This slim-and-stacked Canadienne-Française is into big boobs, big-time. She has a 26-inch waist, a 40-inch bust and usually wears a 30J-cup bra.

The only girls from Quebec at SCORELAND before Ariane were Bella French and, before Bella, now-retired Lily Valentine. Maybe Dave can think of someone I’ve overlooked. Most of the Canadian models at SCORELAND are from the Ontario area, such as Amy Anderssen and Roxee Robinson. I’ve checked out a few other Montreal girls now and then during model searches, but even though TSG magazines have always had a healthy circulation in Canada, busty Canadians who will bare all are still elusive.

Ariane Saint-Armour is well-known in the fetish world.

 

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It’s a blonde bombshell bust-out kinda week at SCORELAND

Posted by Elliot James on May 26, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, modeling jobs, New at Scoreland, newcomers

It’s another big, bodacious week at SCORELAND.

Yesterday, Codi Vore came clean in a wet set.

Today, young MILF Katarina Dubrova is a nut-busting lap dancer.

Sunday, Katie Thornton elongates her perky nipples with miniature breast pumps.

It’s impossible to take a bad picture of them. Girls don’t get more photogenic.

Dave will be blogging Saturday about the debut of super-discovery Erin Star. Erin’s stacked real-life sister Helen debuts June 3rd. Because of these Star-spangled sisters, Europe once again trumps the States in big-boobed babes. At least America has Codi and Milly Marks.

 

 

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A weekend of Bliss that rings the Bells

Posted by Elliot James on May 20, 2017 in New at Scoreland

A workout of Bliss.

This weekend, two new scenes of these ultimate super-naturals. The spectacular Joana Bliss today and the incredible Micky Bells on Sunday.

Joana hasn’t been seen at SCORELAND since November. She visits a gym, and there’s lots of boob action, including slow-motion. This scene came from a suggestion I submitted to the studio because we’ve never seen Joana work out.

The gym manager didn’t see Joana doing this scene (the place was closed for the shoot), but he did offer her a free lifetime pass before she and our crew exited.

Micky gets hot, oily and sweaty.

On Sunday, Micky gets hot when she spends some time in the sauna getting oily and wet.

Micky thinks her bells now weigh 1.5 to 2 kilograms (3.3 to 4.4 pounds) each. There’s also a Bonus chat video with Micky. Her voice is very sexy.

Micky likes to bowl. I’d love to see her bowl naked. In fact, I’d like to see her and Joana bowl naked together. But for now, I’m happy to see them back.

 

 

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By next week, you’ll be saying, “T.G.I.T.”

The clothes come off, the tits come out on May 25.

That’s “Thank God It’s Thursday.”

That’s when girl-next-door Alaura Grey, who has inspired a wave of comments and excitement here at the Blog, returns to XLGirls.com with brand-new photos and a video.

Remember when I said, “Let’s take this one step at a time”?

The tease was Step One. The news that Alaura was returning was Step Two.

This will be Step Three.

Exactly how many steps will there be?

Today at SCORELAND: New Milly Marks XXX. JMac fucks her in the piledriver position and many other positions. Milly, of course, loves it.

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Princess is a super doll with huge pumpkins and a patch

Posted by Elliot James on May 13, 2017 in Behind the Scenes, New at Scoreland, newcomers

When I first saw photos of Princess Pumpkins, she was dressed in one of her cleavage-busting tops. This girl really knows how to dress her big boobs.

I guessed her pussy patch was bald like a thousand other models these days. I guessed wrong. Princess has a golden garden.

Bush is not unknown among super-sized bra-busters past and present. Minka, Casey James, Kayla Kleevage, SaRenna Lee and others never went the baldie path.

Princess is back today with a new photo shoot and video. She’s in and out of bra and panties in this one.

“Guys like it,” said Princess about her patch of heaven. “And for a while, I was dying my bush because I had dyed hair for a while. The carpet matched the drapes, but then I let it outgrow and become fully natural. Guys just absolutely love it. I have these huge, fake boobs, I’m very petite, I’m young and I take off my panties, and, bam, ‘80s bush! It’s a good combination.”

If we were back in 1997 or 1998, Princess Pumpkins would have been invited to sail on the Boob Cruise.

 

 

 

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